Reverse Ninja Boot



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This is where I feel like a hypocrite. I want to smash on you for wearing suspenders with gym shorts, but if you didn’t then I’d likely slam on you for your pants falling off your ass. So my friend, you find yourself in what is commonly referred to as a catch 22 and I find myself not really feeling the least bit bad for you.

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Reverse Ninja Boot, 4.2 out of 10 based on 128 ratings

20 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. t

    wreck it ralph?

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    June 26th, 2013

  2. Vicki

    All I can think when I see this picture is Wreck It Ralph.

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    June 26th, 2013

  3. GJ

    He’s wearing clothes that fit properly, no exposed butt crack, no mullet, no inappropriate words on his clothes…

    He’s practically a fashion icon! You go, suspender / shorts wearing guy!

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    June 26th, 2013

  4. Layla

    This man has the start of male back boobs doesn’t he?

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    June 26th, 2013

  5. saltymac

    Is that Oddjob from Goldfinger?…Hard to tell w/o a bowler hat

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    June 26th, 2013

  6. tonydadon

    If I’m not mistaken, Don’t Gym shorts come with a convent integral string/rope sewn into them so you can cinch them tight?
    This way you don’t end up with a case of “Ghetto Draws” around your ankles?
    In order for this system to fail and to necessitate suspenders on these things?
    You would have to have a lower body like the exact shape of an Ice Cream Cone!

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    June 26th, 2013

  7. AJ

    He’s covered. Decently. Applause!

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    June 26th, 2013

  8. Jen

    Someone’s got to tell this poor guy he has camel-toe butt.

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    June 26th, 2013

  9. missy

    I agree Jen, his butt is bad. Also he is too fat for sorts.

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    June 26th, 2013

  10. whiteguy2000

    What staff is he on.. Krispy Kreame?

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    June 26th, 2013

  11. bob slob

    his fat isn’t hanging out and no ass-crack. this is a big win for normals around the world. we are getting the word out…

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    June 26th, 2013

  12. Benton Harbor aka Chickenman

    He is hideous. Correction, IT is hideous.

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    June 26th, 2013

  13. Chris

    WHAT? WHAT? CAMEL BUTT!

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    June 26th, 2013

  14. Caitlin

    Also ironic that he’s fat and wearing gym shorts.

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    June 27th, 2013

  15. Sooner Chick

    Frog Butt!

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    June 27th, 2013

  16. Brittany

    I see nothing wrong with what he is wearing other than the flip flops. I hate flip flops they are so stupid and annoying. Every step someone takes you hear the flapping against the heel. URGH! But yeah suspenders look silly but they have an important job. I don’t think those are gym shorts. Gym shorts are tight spandex material, these don’t conform to the leg near the knees. They are straight down. Plus the material is beautiful! Love that color and sheen it has.

    I see no hairy or dirty ass crack, no mullet, no nasty tattoos (not all tattoos are nasty mind you) and he’s fully covered and appropriately dressed I’d say. Good for him. He knows how to dress when he goes out in public. He keeps his hair nice and cut short, has a nice clean hairline on his neck, no visible dirt or mud or bruising which is always nice. Yep he looks good in my book. Congrats dude! You don’t deserve to be on this site!

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    June 27th, 2013

  17. Jenn

    Those are some shiny shiny shorts. Think he’s uh…special. I’m gonna give him some gold stars for how nicely he’s dressed and move onto meaner pastures.

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    June 29th, 2013

  18. Blue

    Brittany, stop using POW as a platform to rail against flip flops. No one gives a flying fuck. They’re comfortable during hot weather and millions of people will continue to wear them regardless of how much you crap yourself over it. If it bothers you that much, wear ear plugs and stuff a sock in it.

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    June 30th, 2013

  19. Brian

    Dude!!! get away from that kiosk before someone shoves a movie up your ass!!!!!!!!!!!

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    July 5th, 2013

  20. smena

    CAMEL – TOE DUDE

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    September 10th, 2013

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