I now pronounce you lazy and settling.
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A wedding in a Wal-Mart…in Oregon? Who’da thunk it? -a WA resident
June 26th, 2013
Is it legal to be married by a Wal-Mart manager?
Now on to the reception in the break room.
in the cookie aisle? that’s so tacky.
WalMart allows all employees to be married in the store for free. They supply the cake and decorations free of charge. When they do it in the garden center it looks nice but it’s still a WalMart wedding ya know.
After the reception, we’ll see the bride on register 3, and the groom in the auto center!
I am from WA State born and raised , now living in Oregon , people do the damnedest things really a wedding at Wally World
Perhaps they met each other while working there? That would be the only reason I would see for someone to get married in a Wal Mart.
theres my momma
It’s probably his lunch break.
He could have at least tucked in his GD shirt. She caught herself a serious loser.
She’s dressed to the nines. The groom can’t even make the effort to tuck his shirt in. Yeah, I’d say she’s settling big time.
I was conceived in a walmart…does that count for anything?
I don’t understand their need to dress up for a Walmart wedding. After all it’s Walmart, wear pj’s and a pair of house shoes.
hey u guys thats my mom and my step dad it was just a joke they didnt get married there and they dont work there>:)
ohh and the guy in the back is not the manager he is my uncle
The guy performing the ceremony looks more like a funeral director than a whatever he is!!
June 27th, 2013
From what I can see she’s not bad looking either. But come on now, this is the epitome of white trash.
Why, oh why, do people get married at Walmart????????
I heard an NPR story that beggars outside the WalMarts in Oregon earn more than the workers in the store. Think about it, if you could convince ten people to give you a dollar in an hour you would have $10 dollars with no taxes paid.
Maybe these two should have gotten married in the parking lot and had a brighter future.
they didnt get married at walmart it was a joke
House shoes? Angela is Southern
then they can honeymoon in sporting goods… tent, sleeping bags, grill…
So are they going to honeymoon in bedding ???
Fly on the Wall
In addition to the untucked shirt, I think the groom is wearing either sneakers or slippers. Yes, we Yankees are shifty bunch when it comes to footwear.
He (probably she) went to the trouble of renting a tux and putting it on, but can’t even tuck in his shirt…
June 29th, 2013
Loser-looking dude must be sporting a foot-long for a nice-looking chick like that to be marrying him.
June 30th, 2013
She’s pretty, but that gown is a mess! It’s perfect for the location though.
July 3rd, 2013
Well, they are near the Pepperidge Farm display. That’s class.
July 6th, 2013
OKAY thats just WERID
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING !?!
were they trying to save money or something ????
September 10th, 2013
I can imagine the anniversaries. Going back to that same area, pointing and saying, “Oh, look, honey! The Chewy Chocolate Chunk Pepperidge Farm!” “Yes, dear, that magical day when I placed a ring on your finger and promised to cherish your cookies forever…”
September 30th, 2013