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Whatever happened to “no shirt, no shoes, no service”??
June 27th, 2013
Because at Wal-mart….no shoes, no shirt, no pants, no problem.
**GASP** That’s all I could say!
What is wrong with people. I wouldn’t wear that to the beach, let alone in a store.
LOLOLOL, now that take balls!!!!
And whats more pathetic is that no one is even batting an eyelash at him.
I thought the super moon came out a couple days ago?
Is that the governor of Oklahoma ??
Aren’t shoes and shirt required by law?? Or is that just in certain states?? I don’t care if you choose to wear pants or not but you should be sporting the shirt at least (especially if you have man-boobs).
Sir, you can’t come in here without shoes……
Just because you “can” does not mean you should! That has to be against the law in several states!
what happened to “no shoes, no shirt, NO SERVICE”? How did this thing even get in the store?
No shirt, no shoes, no dignity!
No shirt, no shoes, no problem at Wally*World!
Did he overheat or did the car overheat? And where does he put his wallet?
Like, the “Roaming Gnome” would say, CRICKEY!! Theres a gamble I wouldn’t have taken!
I have a question, where did he keep his money? Also, he’s probably not married. What self respecting woman would let her man out of the house like that?
Well, the front view may have been worse. : \
Arizona. GOTTA be Arizona.
So, anti-freeze? Gallon jug of fake popcorn butter?
What did he need so badly?
This could easily be one of the grossest things I’ve ever seen on this website.
The old man looks scared and rightly so. LOL
threw up in my mouth a little. by a little i mean all over.
It’s a picture like this that reminds me why I glady pay up to 15% more at my local grocery store. This guy needs to have his ass beaten.
Even with shirt and shoes, I would still tell him no service!
What is that in his hand? Prestone antifreeze? That stuff could burn what little he has on!
Sometimes you just got to say, “f**k it!”.
What a frightening freak! How the hell did he get into the store?? He should be arrested or put in a looney bin.
I prefer to think he lost a bet … otherwise the thought he wore that voluntarily makes me cringe
I hope he did not sit down in that chair next to him.
Yeah…..happy days are here again!!!!!
I think he’s buying antifreeze. He must be cold.
I just have to wonder – Whatever happened to INDECENT EXPOSURE!!
“Of course I need this coolant, you see how hot I am?” I like how the thong appears to have been purchased from the juniors department as well.
We should all be grateful there is no front view.
I’m not sure I want to know where he is keeping his money to pay for his items. o_O Sooooo gross.
That smokin’ dude with that tiki oil? Ouch, that’s a fire hazard.
He should be arrested. No need for children to see that shit. I would have said something and asked management to remove him. What is wrong with people. I am no model and overweight. I own a mirror and cover my shit up and nothing hangs out anywhere.
This is wrong on so many levels! This exhibitionist should not have been allowed in the store. Buying antifreeze/coolant???? His car is overheating and he must have shed his clothes.
Is this after a Kenny Chesney or Jimmy Buffett concert?
Do you really WANT people to be batting their eyes at him?
Welcome to Le Wal-mart in zee South of France.
he is celebrating the DOMA case
He has more hair on his back than on his head. Just arrest the dumb f**K.
WTF!!! is wrong with people
Thats just gross…. Management at Wal Mart should have asked him to leave.
yeah, it takes ball & you can probably SEE his balls!
Slop Jar Magoo
This guy is the Business Manager for the fudge packers Union…..
Mommy.. why does that man have marbles in his bag ?
Wow…Somebody beat that guy’s ass with the “Midlife Crisis” stick.
Phil Mc-crackin here, sneaks into Walmart by the BACKDOOR of the garden shop to buy either Prestone coolant Orthro bug spray or a gallon of oil for the Tikki torches at the Luau. With a complete disregard for taste, decency, fashion, common sense, and basic laws of animal husbandry he braves the isles of Wally world for those Items he could just not do without, before putting on some articles of decent covering.
Sometimes it seems that more than 70% of these are just photoshopped to look worse than they really are.
I just threw up a little in the coffee cup I was about to take a sip out of.
The Canadian tourists down here all wear banana hammocks to the beach, which is bad enough, but to wallyworld?
I’m so glad I don’t shop there.
Maybe he is going to drink that Prestone and do us all a favor. Someone should put a bootprint on that nasty ass hanging out like that……..
He probably just got up from sitting on that red lawn chair. Buyer beware!
Well when they hired him they told him to work in swimwear..so he did.
OMG i hope he doesn’t sit on that chair!
Time to fire that store’s greeter!
No visible tan line, hhmmmph, I guess he did put SOMETHING on before he went to the store today
I hope the seats in his car burnt his butt when he got back in the car. Come on there are kids in walmart.
todays world, men want to be women and women want to be men!!!!
The Walmart greeter wouldn’t let me in with my 3lb. puppy I just got to buy him EVERYTHING he needed, but this grossass doesn’t get stopped?!
Fly on the Wall
Is that Sunset Sam? How are Lucy and Ramona?
Hey, check out the Wooly Mammoth in the rubber band.
“I said it would take balls to wear that speedo, not to show them to everybody in the store.”
@ Heaverz. Wal-mart, ask a freak to leave? You must be new here!
Someone needs to tell him to put some F**king cloths on. He should be arrested. He is exposing himself to little kids. Walmart should be ashamed to let people in their store dressed like this.
What??? None of the ladies on here are gonna said she’d hit that?
I’ll say something as soon as I stop throwing up
FFS!! There ought to be a law!!
You’re all right- & he must’ve been really cold, because I think his balls must have ascended into his body- there’s no sign of there being any room for them to be anywhere else…unless he’s a eunich or has other issues!
How’s he gonna pay for that? Where does he keep the wallet?
Good grief, some people are absolutely disgusting. Grossly overweight, back boobs, shit in their pants, not wearing underwear, plumber’s crack, freaky outfits to scare anybody, pimps, hookers & everything else, some of these people belong in the nut house, wtf is going on these days with weirdoes?
June 28th, 2013
People aren’t looking at him because he’s not there. FAKE photo!
Yikes !!! Can you imagine the physical reaction if a really hot woman walked past him ??
He shouldn’t be in the store – should not have been allowed to enter.
Sorry to interject something amongst folks rightful indignation, but something has occurred to me.
The “unknown” raises a question. Consider the possibility that this is a Photoshop fake.
Surely, someone at WalMart would have asked him to leave before he got to the checkout line.
@ Lori I was about to say the same thing.
Lumpy bald old man thinks he looks good. Some people when they are 60 still think they like 20. Truth be told they would not look good in that at 20 either.
No one is looking because he caused the store to sell out of eye bleach.
Could be worse. You could be married to him.
I’m not buying that chair, if he sat in it.
What goes through the mind of a person that would ever actually think that it is OK to traipse around the neighborhood like this?
whatever happened to ‘no shirt, no shoes, no service’?!??!!?
im just glad its not a frontal shot!
I hope whoever buys that chair next to him thinks to sanitize it. He might have sat there.
June 29th, 2013
Photoshop? Maybe, but the shadows under his feet match up with the shadows from everybody, and everything else, around him, in about the same way.
For the love of God, are the greeters blind to allow him to enter, let alone to keep walking throughout the store, all employees must be blind.
Has got to be photoshopped, if not then when I go to return something the greeter better leave me alone instead of interrogating me lol
Need to find something to remove that image from my memory.
June 30th, 2013
Now Im not no John Holmes but if the front of that thing he has on looks like the back he does not have much to cover if any, so what’s the diff.
Not an Arizona man it is close to 120° here, you’d hear him screaming for fifty miles when his feet hit the parking lot pavement, then a few minutes later when his ass hit the vinyl car seat it would be all over for sure.
July 1st, 2013
I think the employees of Walmart just let this one pass for kicks and giggles….though maybe a hot bod would have passed it off….nope- bad scarring ALL THE WAY
July 2nd, 2013
This would solve my problem of having too many pockets in my cargo shorts. This thong only has one place to put anything. And no, I wont hold your sweaty wallet…
July 9th, 2013
Seen pictures like this one makes me REALLY glad that in Brazil you have to be fully dressed to go inside the supermarket!! oO
July 16th, 2013
July 19th, 2013
MUST be Florida! MUST BE! Notice all the OTHER Senior Citizens?! He was most likely at the beach (nearby) and his car overheated so he thought he’d just walk right on in & get some Prestone anti-freeze. I’m guessing his money or credit card is around his neck in a holder cuz if it’s tucked in the front & I was the cashier I’d have to call for assistance for someone ELSE to take the money & I’d have to go seek therapy!
Look at dat A$$
This is sooooo fake!
What ever happened to the “No shoes, No shirt, No service” principal.. How could someone even walk into a store dressed like that, and no one even say anything to him, that itself is amazing that he didn’t cause a huge scene in the store.. Did this happen down south?? They have all sorts of different rules down there, up here in the north you would freeze to death wearing an outfit like that in a store, let alone they would never even let you get to the front door, much less inside the store checking out…
“I’m so hot, not even Prestone can cool me off”!!!! lol
This is EXACTLY why I don’t go into Wal-Mart EVER!
Yeah I’d hit that…with a stick!
July 24th, 2013
How do you let this in? How are people not noticing this?
August 9th, 2013
i mean , why do they allow that to happen? Isnt there a law against publc exposure in the usa? or at least someone who tells people at walmart that they have to at least “waer clothes to shop here”????
August 20th, 2013
America is a free country and the American dream is to aerate.
September 9th, 2013
WHAT THE HELL WAS HE THINKING !?!
If he walks in walmart like THAT where else does he go !?!
thats disgusting Eww…..
September 10th, 2013