Flat Outs



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Must be too much humidity in the air. Those bottom biscuits came out very flat. There is no fluffiness or flake to be found.

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Flat Outs, 6.9 out of 10 based on 232 ratings

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  1. Slop Jar Magoo

    Not fluffy and no crust…………..perfect bottom biscuits.

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    July 10th, 2013

  2. BobtheLumberjack

    It should be illegal to dress like that in public!

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    July 10th, 2013

  3. mike reiley

    First a nice white dress and now this black outfit. I’m feeling pretty dam good. Hell yes go walmart

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    July 10th, 2013

  4. Radical Ed

    Oh Hell, curse of the mummy! Looks like bongo skin shrink-wrapped to a skeleton. Somebody get her a triple Whopper with cheese and bacon! She probably eats a bowl full of laxatives with skim-milk for breakfast every day.

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    July 10th, 2013

  5. WhaWhat

    those are more like scones. She had some bottom biscuits baking, but now dey scone on away from here.

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    July 10th, 2013

  6. earl

    You have to know how to kneed the dough, then slap it around a bit ,run your finger up the center to check for wetness ,pull the cheeks apart and take your roller out and run it up and down the buns till smooth.Squirt your butter over the buns if still dry and after heating buns eat till she screams !!!!!!!!!

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    July 10th, 2013

  7. Me

    Seriously?? Would you rather have WAY over fluffed biscuits??? I’d eat these any day ;)

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    July 10th, 2013

  8. D-man

    Let me be the first to say it. I’d hit it!

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    July 10th, 2013

  9. drew drew

    Unfortunate.

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    July 10th, 2013

  10. imasimgirl

    That’s disgusting, feed that woman a biscuit and buy her some pants.

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    July 10th, 2013

  11. Wildwestusmc

    Datgap! lol

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    July 10th, 2013

  12. BADKarma

    Meth is a helluva drug…

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    July 10th, 2013

  13. OhioDemon

    If these are indeed high-humidity bottom biscuits, I’m holding out hope for a long summer. Much nicer than the disgusting 500-pound Spandex fouls at MY local store!

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    July 10th, 2013

  14. Jen

    That inseam looks painful.

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    July 10th, 2013

  15. nightroller

    Sweet little ass …. I would climb them legs in a heartbeat ….

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    July 10th, 2013

  16. johnboy

    I’d munch those little biscuits

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    July 10th, 2013

  17. Ben Dover

    she’s just keeping her bony ass cool

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    July 10th, 2013

  18. Drew

    Girl looks like she needs to be eating some biscuits. Anybody else think she has a serious eating disorder?

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    July 10th, 2013

  19. Holly

    What do you expect? She’s quite underweight. Most people at her weight would have a flat or non-existent butt.

    Butt or no butt, she shouldn’t be walking around with it hanging out.

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    July 10th, 2013

  20. Amber

    Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin’ like hoes
    You can have them bimbos
    I’ll keep my women like Flo Jo

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    July 10th, 2013

  21. Mike Hunt

    I am bowing down before the ass god.

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    July 10th, 2013

  22. Slick Richard

    looks like meth-butt to me

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    July 10th, 2013

  23. Cro~Mag1070

    No flake is a good thing.

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    July 10th, 2013

  24. jackmaster

    Never thought I’d ever say this to a fellow american but : you are way too skinny. I really hope this lady is not seriously ill though, I would feel bad if that were the case.

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    July 10th, 2013

  25. wafwot

    Yummy…love them biscuits!

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    July 11th, 2013

  26. Big Booty Girl

    Dat ass!

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    July 11th, 2013

  27. Ami

    Someone call the booty doctor! We have a severe case of flatness!

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    July 11th, 2013

  28. Barker61

    I wouldn’t mind taste-testing……

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    July 11th, 2013

  29. bubba

    Chit,I’d marry that.

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    July 11th, 2013

  30. LOVEEMLARGE

    way too small (drop biscuits) I LOVE BIG FAT YEAST ROLLS

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    July 11th, 2013

  31. Brittany

    It’s because she is sevely malnourished. She needs to freaking eat 3 meals a day that are bigger than one ounce of food each. That is just sickening. When your knees jut out into bony protrusions you need to reevaluate your eating habits.

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    July 11th, 2013

  32. Karaoke Nicole

    I’m the butt police, and I’m lookin at your REAR REAR–Eminem

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    July 11th, 2013

  33. Voice of reason

    I bet that’s a dude.

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    July 11th, 2013

  34. Nexus

    The first thought in my mind was “meth addict”

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    July 11th, 2013

  35. nano

    Are you sure it’s not just an older woman with dyed hair. Maybe she has just started to undergo the shrivling process, so it’s not yet vomit inducing.

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    July 12th, 2013

  36. queenb

    So, for all the commenters who would hit this, eat this, marry this, etc.: do you like your biscuits made with meth? Coz these are.

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    July 12th, 2013

  37. Bluewillow

    I say is is suffering from anorexia. Very sad.

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    July 14th, 2013

  38. Miasma

    on the bright side she could be a skeleton for halloween.

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    July 15th, 2013

  39. jackmaster

    It’s rare but there is such a thing as disgustingly skinny. This crack whore is that.

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    July 15th, 2013

  40. Manny

    this should be illegal. absolutely discussting

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    August 13th, 2013

  41. alice

    what happens when your life is made of meth and heroin and anorexia.. and youre still feeling sexy delusinal bitch…i hate this kind of girls acting as if they were sexy as hell and always get what they want when all they get are the dicks of male trainwracks like them…

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    August 20th, 2013

  42. EYEluvMUFFINtops

    Those are DEFINITELY Meth Muffins.

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    September 1st, 2013

  43. Slowhand

    ….hmmmmm :)

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    October 25th, 2013

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