Must be too much humidity in the air. Those bottom biscuits came out very flat. There is no fluffiness or flake to be found.
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Slop Jar Magoo
Not fluffy and no crust…………..perfect bottom biscuits.
July 10th, 2013
It should be illegal to dress like that in public!
First a nice white dress and now this black outfit. I’m feeling pretty dam good. Hell yes go walmart
Oh Hell, curse of the mummy! Looks like bongo skin shrink-wrapped to a skeleton. Somebody get her a triple Whopper with cheese and bacon! She probably eats a bowl full of laxatives with skim-milk for breakfast every day.
those are more like scones. She had some bottom biscuits baking, but now dey scone on away from here.
You have to know how to kneed the dough, then slap it around a bit ,run your finger up the center to check for wetness ,pull the cheeks apart and take your roller out and run it up and down the buns till smooth.Squirt your butter over the buns if still dry and after heating buns eat till she screams !!!!!!!!!
Seriously?? Would you rather have WAY over fluffed biscuits??? I’d eat these any day
Let me be the first to say it. I’d hit it!
That’s disgusting, feed that woman a biscuit and buy her some pants.
Meth is a helluva drug…
If these are indeed high-humidity bottom biscuits, I’m holding out hope for a long summer. Much nicer than the disgusting 500-pound Spandex fouls at MY local store!
That inseam looks painful.
Sweet little ass …. I would climb them legs in a heartbeat ….
I’d munch those little biscuits
she’s just keeping her bony ass cool
Girl looks like she needs to be eating some biscuits. Anybody else think she has a serious eating disorder?
What do you expect? She’s quite underweight. Most people at her weight would have a flat or non-existent butt.
Butt or no butt, she shouldn’t be walking around with it hanging out.
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin’ like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I’ll keep my women like Flo Jo
I am bowing down before the ass god.
looks like meth-butt to me
No flake is a good thing.
Never thought I’d ever say this to a fellow american but : you are way too skinny. I really hope this lady is not seriously ill though, I would feel bad if that were the case.
Yummy…love them biscuits!
July 11th, 2013
Big Booty Girl
Someone call the booty doctor! We have a severe case of flatness!
I wouldn’t mind taste-testing……
Chit,I’d marry that.
way too small (drop biscuits) I LOVE BIG FAT YEAST ROLLS
It’s because she is sevely malnourished. She needs to freaking eat 3 meals a day that are bigger than one ounce of food each. That is just sickening. When your knees jut out into bony protrusions you need to reevaluate your eating habits.
I’m the butt police, and I’m lookin at your REAR REAR–Eminem
Voice of reason
I bet that’s a dude.
The first thought in my mind was “meth addict”
Are you sure it’s not just an older woman with dyed hair. Maybe she has just started to undergo the shrivling process, so it’s not yet vomit inducing.
July 12th, 2013
So, for all the commenters who would hit this, eat this, marry this, etc.: do you like your biscuits made with meth? Coz these are.
I say is is suffering from anorexia. Very sad.
July 14th, 2013
on the bright side she could be a skeleton for halloween.
July 15th, 2013
It’s rare but there is such a thing as disgustingly skinny. This crack whore is that.
this should be illegal. absolutely discussting
August 13th, 2013
what happens when your life is made of meth and heroin and anorexia.. and youre still feeling sexy delusinal bitch…i hate this kind of girls acting as if they were sexy as hell and always get what they want when all they get are the dicks of male trainwracks like them…
August 20th, 2013
Those are DEFINITELY Meth Muffins.
September 1st, 2013
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