Can I get a raise of hands on who didn’t get enough attention growing up? Oh, raise of hair will do just fine too, thank you sir.
23 Comments | In: Featured Creature, Funny, Mullets/Tails, Walmart Fashion
…ummm…it’s over 9000?
July 12th, 2013
Most young people want to attract the opposite sex but he’s willing to give up on having a girlfriend if he can just get everyone to look at him.
OH JUST STOP IT!
that sums it up….channelling his mother
He just found out what Obamacare is going to cost him…!
July 13th, 2013
Reminds me of Glen Plake from California
Boyoboy! You talk about those hair-raisin’ LOW, LO LO LO Prices!
(In Carl from Aqua Teen voice): “Yeah, I saw the Clash at the Meadowlands back in ’81…They rocked!”
How’d he make height clearance through the entry doors?
For the life of me I do not understand this “look at me” culture. Heaven forbid a person just tries to be normal and work hard. Whether or not he realizes it, he’s screaming to the world that he’s unemployable.
Never stick your tongue in an electrical plug.
Wow he must have had a really ‘hair raising’ experience!
I have gone on here before but this is my first time commenting. Seriously, though, this is gross.
What a douche!
2 oz. of alcohol and a match and voila! It’s gone!
It’s the Slim Jim guy!
July 15th, 2013
Never piss off your hair stylist !
The new Trojan Twister vibrator at work!
His manager said that he should be more visible at work
A long tickler hummmm might be fun
Well you know he must ride the bus, what car would you have that much headroom to drive?
July 16th, 2013
Obviously no athletes visit here….this is the original Glen Plake extreme skier. Watch a Warren Miller film with Plake in it….you’ll be hook. Plus he’s a helluva guy and funny.
July 19th, 2013
LOL @ Neil
I wonder if his arms are long enough to get the hair gel all the way to the top. I also wonder if his pockets are deep enough to afford all that hair gel.
July 20th, 2013
Attention Duelists, My hair is shopping for Yugi-os.
July 21st, 2013