Who doesn’t want to grow up and look just like a plastic blowup sex doll? Man I can’t wait to have girls of my own to mentally ruin for life!
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I can’t decide whether this is a blow-up doll, or a tranny. I’m leaning towards tranny, as he appears to have certain male anatomy stuffed to the left.
July 19th, 2013
I’m thinking it’s a tranny, too. They wouldn’t make a sex doll with a face like that.
It’s twat is off center. Is that actually a guy??
I have seen a whole LOT of man-boobs in my local Wally World, but I have to say this has brought “I just threw up in my mouth a little” to an entirely new level. That man needs HELP, and not just in the fashion sense …
Now im really scared! Thank you Walmart for showing me demented hellish things that the nuns in catholic school couldnt wrap thier twisted minds around!
Reminds me of The Rocky Horror Picture Show!
Because it’s natural to have your boobs start at your collarbones.
Would LOVE to know where in Alabama this one was taken…so I can stay faaaaaaaaaaaaar away. And, the verdict is unanimous: Tranny!
There is a package there…definitely male.
AARGGHH!! Zombie Tammy Faye Bakker!! Run for your lives!
B O B Bob
Whats it like to live in a confused state of mind?
if this is what it looks like, this man needs big time help.
Do you really think this man is happy with his life and how he plays it out in public. Deep down inside of himself he’s not happy.
you know, it’s to bad real women don’t dress like that
this guy, seams very pleased with his efforts
What the hell is that supposed to be? Gross! Also he needs to learn how to tuck. His wang is crooked.
Male in drag.
That must be the blow up valve
Instead of Sweet Home Alabama it’s more like:
Sweet Homo Bananas.
Are the melons in the background just a happy accident??
Cwassy Bwak Woman
This woman was on here before, a month or so ago. She was wearing a black strappy leather bustier and posing with a mortorcycle and a couple other photos. She’s rather sexy. Glad to see a new picture of her. And rather appropriately by the watermelons!
Thats a man look at the bulge in the pants on the right.. ewwwww
took me nearly a min to stop looking at the freaking eyebrows to even notice the rest
It’s made an appearance on here before.
Methinks I see a weenie down there……..
Man or woman,
The Package, or titties, still don’t make up for missing those horrendous Bozo the clown eyebrows!!!
Is that Dr. Detroit ?? hee hee
July 20th, 2013
Why????? Just tell me why????
Reminds me of Rocky Horror Picture Show also.
A very small package at that. How many times do we have to see this ‘thing’ posted on here?
It could possibly be just a case of the monthlies, but I’m leaning toward tranny as well. They just might have a tendency toward exaggeration.
Look at the details
Stop being silly, that’s no tranny. Besides her build being feminine, there’s no Adam’s Apple. Her vag looks funny because even though she’s thin, her lower abdomen fatties seem to accentuated by underpants and an outfit so tight she’s giving herself a yeast infection.
A picture her as a go-go dancer from the 70′s who FINALLY saved up enough money for that boob job and eye lift she’s always wanted. She wanted to keep going, but didn’t have enough cash for a professional – so she got her neighbor’s kid to tattoo eye brows on her face.
Yeah, that is a GUY!
Finally, Mattel came out with a Trailer Trash Barbie !
July 21st, 2013
I’m glad I don’t live in Alabama. That’s the ugliest thing I ever saw.
Looks like a Reject from Rocky Horror Picture show
The eyebrows look off.
Random Acts of Lunacy
Who ever did this to her should be arrested for crimes against breast implants!!!
There IS one more good thing about this. If it really IS a woman, think how it must feel when it comes here and reads all the comments saying it’s a guy!! Yikes!
Looks like Dolly Parton and Dr. Frank n Furter’s lovechild.
July 22nd, 2013
wow, if I was in a store and turned a corner and came across that , I would say wOO, turn around, and run
Woman or tranny, it don’t matter. Just turn it face down and it really makes no difference.
July 23rd, 2013
So, Otto, if Scarlett Johansen and Seth Rogan were laying naked, face down in front of you, you would just flip a coin and be happy?
July 24th, 2013
“DUCT TAPE NEEDED AT 6:00″
“IT’S A MAN BABY”
It’s a woman and she’s soooo sweet. I blame her husband!!! Yes, I said it!! I guess being half blind makes it harder on her since he does her make up!!! She needs to let a woman or drag queen do it. Not a redneck hillbilly wanna be make up artist!!!
July 26th, 2013
I spy a ball lower right corner…
I’m so damn confused…AND those are some of the most ridiculous breast implants ever!!
July 27th, 2013
Oh Lawd! Tranny! Definitely! The eyebrows..oh lawd the eyebrows! YIKES!
July 28th, 2013
Oh, my holy God. There’s no way I can un-see this. Nightmares are almost assured. Thanks. Thanks a lot.
creepy! would freak me out to come across this person in Wally World!
Somewhere there are shallow graves with this thing’s fingerprints all over them. This is terrifying.
July 29th, 2013
“I’m just a sweet transvestite
From Transsexual, Transylvaniaaaa-aha!”
This is a real woman. I used to work in Jasper Walmart and she would come in dressed in all sorts of outfits. Anything that showed off her boobs, butt, and legs. Her husband paid a lot of money for her to look that way!
July 30th, 2013
..there isn’t enough fire to kill that.
July 31st, 2013
Did he pay for a dick or does her camel toe drift off to the left like most mens !!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 1st, 2013
I think I see a nipple.
August 3rd, 2013
Stop insulting Rocky Horror Picture Show you cretins!!!
August 6th, 2013
THERE SHE IS!! I always wondered what ever happened to Bobbie Jean!! Yea, she got miss watermelon way back in the 60′s!! What a gal, always was a bit flat on top, but boy-hardy, she could kick a field goal from the 40, and wrestle all the team down to a KO!!
Had a kinda deep sexy voice..yep, what a gal!!
August 12th, 2013
this used to be my sunday school teacher. she used to be normal & dress normal. i dont know what happened or what went wrong!
August 31st, 2013
This is considered “sexy” in Alabama.
March 3rd, 2014