I didn’t know you could buy banana-hammocks in the produce section!
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TGIF “Thank God I’m Flashy”
July 19th, 2013
Ewwww! Cottage cheese!!!
This is what happened to Tom Cruise when he tried to quit Scientology!!!
Release the Cracken!
GROSSSSSS. I guess this one is for the whiners who claim that you only show female asses…. even though that isn’t true lol.
Why Why Why
SEE MY ASS,
this is truly a bad jab at the Stronger Sex !!!!!!!!!
people have no consideration/ no thought of others, it’s all about them, people always over lapping their sick crap (like this) onto others
Id rather have him smuggling marbles out than that idiot leaving shit and piss on the floor!
It’s bad enough we have to see fat ass women with their ass cheeks hanging out,now we have to look at guys?
I’m patiently waiting for the onslaught of comments from the ladies who will
say that they “would do him”. Come on ladies, any takers?
You know; years ago, they would arrest a person for coming out into public like that. What the hell has happened to our country?
Buns of Steel Wool…oh buncha cruncha
W T F ????????
Where are the WalMart Secret Police when you NEED them??????
July 20th, 2013
Ok , how do people get in the door dressed, errr undressed, like this. I find the photos hilarious , I have just always wanted to know. ty
Attention Walmart shoppers, indecent dress code is acceptable in our store.
Instead of “No shoes, no shirt, no service” , Wal Mart needs a sign that says “No shoes,No shirt, No Pants, No Service. In 6ft tall letters at every door!
Kind of sexy…. when youre in drugs
Kind of sexy…. when youre in dru
That is just WRONG! and disgusting
Tattoos are such a burden.
Once a person is, “adorned”, with them, it apparently becomes necessary to bear as much flesh as possible at all times, whether it is practical or sensible to do so–hence the morons walking around in the winter wearing shorts & tank tops, and this particular moron showing us far more than anyone wants to see.
Maybe he’s hoping someone will pinch his ass.
Doesn’t ANYbody every complain?
umm, she’s hiding her candy…
July 21st, 2013
All I can think is…..Are those real?!
No PANTS, no SERVICE.
I realize this is a “fun” site, but I have a serious question. How in the h*e*l*l do these people make it through the front door? This is not even forgetting to look in the mirror, this is plain stupidity.
That is just gross!
How does this happen? Isn’t this indecent exposure???
Where does he keep his money.
Random Acts of Lunacy
Thank God there is no frontal shot because I’m tellin ya, those are women’s panties, several sizes too small for this, uuuh, gentleman! I would consider this indecent exposure and throw his ass out!
WTH? Did he try on a pair of pants and forget to put his own back on? It’s unbelievable who they let thru the doors.
yeah im always first bitch
this guy for real?
He knows everyone is looking at him. he knows we all wanna sniff that pink asshole.
he know we are staring at him and banging him doggystyle in our heads…
and he still comes out wearing this. what an attention whore.
tight ass. slim waist. njce man tits. bubbly ass. the things i would do to this whore with my tiny dick…
one of the best pics so far here on the site. props.
as your leader, best in the world and quality control director, i give this ass my sweet tiny mushroom stamp of…
A P P R O V E D
please guys, lets all honor this masterpiece of an ass and jerk off our tiny dicks to it. but with soap..
this ass deserves it.
July 22nd, 2013
Seriously? Where are the f-ing people who run these stores? Dude should be arrested for public indecency.
This was a radio station challenge of sorts, from the WRIF in Detroit.
This was done for a radio show in Detroit. He went to numerous stores to see if they would let him in dressed like that.
It was done purposely.
“Instead of “No shoes, no shirt, no service” , Wal Mart needs a sign that says “No shoes,No shirt, No Pants, No Service. In 6ft tall letters at every door!”
It still would not matter..
most WALMART’ers are Illiterate, and the rest of the Illegals
don’t speak Engrish
I just want to smack that ass and then bite it. Mmmmmm!
The sign said no SHIRTS, no SHOES, no service- it says nothin about PANTS!
I always chuckled to myself about what would happen if someone would take the sign seriously and have a shirt and shoes…like the signs say are required to get service…but forget the pants…
Good grief…I NEVER thought someone would ever do it!!!!
All I can say is EEEEWWWW.
Wash your food before eating it. This guy probably doesn’t wash his hands either after using the bathroom.
Oh James! How could you let yourself get photographed!! The Thong Challenge was for the OTHER store!! lmao!!
I do not think that is a natural born woman, look at the crotch, no cammel tow but a bulge.
just plain, outright GROSS
Aweee yeah James, ripcord!
July 23rd, 2013
Its actually pretty funny if you knew the back story behind it, way to go Detroit Radio, you guys got smuggled into this one, Guess you have to be from the area to understand why he was there dressed this way. I think the funny part is noone kicked him out there or many other stores he did this at. And the next time he went with even less and still got service. Guess our generations a little less conservative than the days of no shirt no shoes no service, but I guess it never said anything about pants.
James kicks @$$!!! Keep it up! Best looking of the bunch, too
I had a nightmare like this once.
July 28th, 2013
Dont wanna see
People need to start calling the cops for indecent exposure….This is totally wrong and nobody should have to see it…He can go home and sit in his underwear like everybody else does…..LOL
August 3rd, 2013
Dude had to have lost a bet.
Please god, tell me he lost a bet…
Don’t you just hate those days when you’re running late. Jump up and get ready and run out the door. Then you realize you forgot to put your pants on! Seriously though, he should have bought some pants.
when he wakes up from those bath salts.. he’ll realize it wasnt just a bad dream of him in his dirty undies walking around walmart..
this dude has to be on something. or when he was trying on shorts in the dressing rooms.. he forgot to put his shorts on cause he was high and thinks they are on, when in fact they are still sitting on the bench in the dressing room..
This makes the saggy pants guys look good.
I guess he has his bases covered has on shirt and shoes…so he still gets service…how come not shirt no shoes not service, but you can come in without pants on and that is totally cool! LOL
August 5th, 2013
TANNER that wouldn’t do anything if its not actually being enforced, think its common knowledge that you don’t parade around in a store in your underwear to begin with.
August 29th, 2013
Well, the sign does say No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service, it doesn’t say anything about pants…
October 31st, 2013
You know that stray pubic hair you find, but you just can’t figure out where it came from?
November 7th, 2013
Mmmmmmmmm… luv ta fuck Jame’s fat ass nyce n hard.
March 18th, 2014