This Is The Tale Of Captain Jack Sparrow



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Captain Jack Sparrow’s “booty” call I see…Seriously though, do you think famous people get embarrassed when they see tattoos of themselves? Especially on places and people you don’t want to be staring at anyway?

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  1. emma

    Captain Jack Cankle

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    July 24th, 2013

  2. -z

    Would love to know if she paid with food stamps
    Hopefully, she is on welfare, because The Man has it in for her and won’t hire her, because she is artistic

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    July 24th, 2013

  3. ColcordMama

    Those legs look like a couple of diseased tree trunks.

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    July 24th, 2013

  4. Reggie

    Tattoos are such a burden.
    Once you “adorn” yourself with them, it apparently becomes necessary to expose as much flesh as possible–at all times–even if that flesh includes cellulite, rolls of fat, and cankles.

    And, of course, this necessity to bare as much flesh as possible at all times includes the winter months, when you risk frostbite in your exposed cellulite and cankles.

    Yup!
    Tattoos are an incredible burden, but of course, that burden could be avoided by simply asking yourself…
    Does this make me more employable or less employable?
    and
    How will this look in the nursing home, in a few years?

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    July 24th, 2013

  5. Jen

    She thinks she at Tortuga.

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    July 24th, 2013

  6. Siacca

    She’s the reason the rum’s always gone.

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    July 25th, 2013

  7. george johnson

    I just don’t see why anybody would get a tatt like that. What? You have a big crush on a movie character? Time to see if walmart sells lives in there too!

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    July 25th, 2013

  8. MasterBaiter

    That pig shouldn’t ever go outside without an oversized poncho on to hide her grossness. Why should she have the right to scare little children like that?

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    July 25th, 2013

  9. bubba

    Somewhere,somebody,is waiting for that to get home to love on. Poor guy.

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    July 25th, 2013

  10. kevin

    Why do people get a tatoo. I mean seriously are ya friggen moron’s? Really??

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    July 25th, 2013

  11. G Spot Finder

    That’s just to much “canvas” for somebody’s art.

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    July 25th, 2013

  12. mike reiley

    How would you like to be the poor bastard that had to sit through the burden of putting tats on a hog like that… I sure she smells good also.

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    July 25th, 2013

  13. Joey BadaBing

    She Got a “Captain Jack”

    because she was drinking too much Captain Morgan :-)

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    July 25th, 2013

  14. Joey BadaBing

    more like Captain Crunch :-(

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    July 25th, 2013

  15. first

    First

    yeah I’m always first bitch

    wow.

    now this IS quality. no doubt.

    finally some ass worth keeping on the jerkoff file, even for cockthroaters like me.

    tight bubbly ass. short shorts. slim waist. mmmm.

    too bad no face. no tits. and no cameltoe.

    but still, nice ass. huge nasty saggy cottage cheese ass. we douchebags love this here.

    as your leader, best in the world and quality control director, I give this tight ass. my sweet tiny mushroom stamp of…

    A P P R O V E D

    disciples, take out your tiny dicks and jerk off to this ass ASAP. and save it to your jerkoff file for future use…even if you’re gay like me

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    July 25th, 2013

  16. melissa

    I bet that’s some sort of Twilight reference on her back too. Jeeze…why do people get stupid ass tattoos like that???

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    July 26th, 2013

  17. Snap N. McGarrett

    Tattoo artists learn on pig skin.

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    July 26th, 2013

  18. kitkat31

    More like Jack Sorrow now haha

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    July 27th, 2013

  19. mary

    This is why people should not get tattooed while drunk.

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    July 27th, 2013

  20. Bethany p

    My husband took this picture. The day we saw this, I couldn’t help but sing the people of Wal-Mart song. His head looked up from his phone and as I walked off laughing, he followed to get this pic. It was too funny. The lady didn’t seem to care that people were starting quite a bit at her.

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    July 27th, 2013

  21. Reggie

    “The lady didn’t seem to care that people were starting quite a bit at her.”

    Trust me, Bethany, that broad is not a, “lady”.

    Woman, broad, skank, perhaps a few other titles would be appropriate, but, “lady”, is not a title that is even vaguely appropriate for a slob like that.

    Why do so many people nowadays refer to all women as, “ladies”?
    A lady is a woman of good breeding and impeccable taste.
    Does anyone really think that this woman possesses those qualities?

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    July 29th, 2013

  22. darren

    Aye ther be a beastie you would be be afraid to harpoon even with a barrel of Captain Morgan in ya !

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    July 29th, 2013

  23. Neil

    I admire the professionalism of the tattoo artist…I mean to be able to take the time to get the job done without barfing all over him/herself.

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    July 30th, 2013

  24. PPLWATCHER

    Arrrgh! Consign thar wench to Davy Jones’ locker!

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    August 2nd, 2013

  25. Lauren

    That “booty” won’t shiver his timbers

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    August 5th, 2013

  26. rancorpit1

    I though Cptn. Jack walked funny from drinking rum. Guess not.

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    August 9th, 2013

  27. Really?

    So do you think anyone would want to traid some more of my food stamps for some bitchin tatoos.

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