Maybe Sisqo can do us all a big favor and make a song called “conservative regular underwear”.
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It doesn’t actually look like a thong. It looks like normal underware that’s trying to escape…
July 25th, 2013
Dadgum … that is nasty!
I didn’t even see the undies at first.
Is that a scar or a tattoo on her leg ?
If it is a scar, it is amazing that she can walk.
When undergarments are no longer undergarments…then why bother with them in the 1st place. You look sloppy and uncaring. thongs should not be stretched to the max and just because you can get into them does not mean you should. if you can’t keep them under neath …then they don’t fit…so don’t wear them!
People of Wal-mart needs another separate page for “Thongs Gone Wrong.”
That’s not a scar or a tattoo on her right leg. It’s her right hand on the back of her leg. She has to have leverage to bend over that far.
Don’t it make your brown eye blue
Its a thong, all right. And sure she doesnt care that she is showing off. Maybe her Moma needs to take her in hand, turn her over her knee, pull down her shorts and apply some oldfashioned hairbrush discipline where the thong does not cover.
Still, at least she is wearing underwear of sorts, unlike some-a certain starlet with initials M.C.comes to mind.
It looks like an old 1950s sanitary belt.
women who think they’re sexy when they are as far from sexy as a camel…piss me off. Where oh where do they get this ego?
Lets hope the thong she’s wearing is a clean pair and that’s not a scar on her leg.
Moments like this that I wish technology had left me behind…
July 26th, 2013
Did she pee herself?
July 28th, 2013
Those are gonna snap and probably take someones eye out and blind somone ( and maybe in this case that maybe a good thing )
July 29th, 2013
BEND AND SNAP??
August 29th, 2013
This is how a parody of mine from Sysqo’s “Thong Song ” turned into a “Conservative Underwear” song, might go-
(sexy me talking)… Hey girl, I saw what was on top of your laundry basket. you know you rock those French cuts so well!!!-
…Oh them holey jeans so scandoulous.
You know The other shoppers cant handle it.
Pushing a cart like, you’re the Shit.
With your panties peeking out, you’re an Exhibitionist.
Floral Designs with a little lace. They lie high on your thigh and they shape your ace!
Uncle Jesse says “Have Mercyyy!”
…thats all… I dont even remember all the real words to the real song.
March 29th, 2014