November 1st, 2009
Hammer Time
Tags: mullet, tattoos
We haven’t had a great mullet spotting on here for a while, so we figured we would come at you strong with this fantastic two-tone gem accompanied with what I believe to be some sort of awful hammer tattoo.
Florida
Hammer Time,
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your not my sister!
November 1st, 2009
FAIL wrong aisle! There’s no hammers there! Oh, wait…….
November 1st, 2009
All of her Tattoo’s look like they were done in a backwoods tattoo shop
November 1st, 2009
Even MC Hammer wouldn’t touch that.
November 1st, 2009
It looks like they both got their hair colored about the same time… eight weeks ago.
And the amateur artwork benefits only those of us behind the woman, who are pointing and laughing.
November 1st, 2009
The classic business in the front, party in the back.
Alot like my ex.
November 1st, 2009
Not only is it a hammer, but does she have a goofy looking bird peeking out of her shirt right next to the hammer?
November 1st, 2009
That IS the ultimate mullet! It is even two-toned! If I’m not mistaken, Mullet’s hammer-tattoed lady friend is also sporting a mullet!
November 1st, 2009
also spotted — bait, car filters a bird tat of some sort and a strap that is likely attached to a fannypack…
November 1st, 2009
Double WTF??
November 1st, 2009
did anyone ever notice all the reall great mullet shots come from down south
November 1st, 2009
♪♫ Hammer time! ♪♫
November 1st, 2009
It’s so hard to find good head lice medicine.
November 1st, 2009
“not my sister” is a Joe Dirt quote,,u people are crazy! lol
November 1st, 2009
Joe Dirt’s Ma and Pa Nunnamaker.
November 1st, 2009
This is probably the aisle where those two met and fell in love.
November 1st, 2009
I guess people with mullets have nice smelling cars.
November 1st, 2009
I LOVE that they are looking at the Christmas tree deodorizers. What better to hang from their 1977 rust bucket pick up truck rear view?
November 1st, 2009
That guys nailing that hammer and tongs. uggh.
November 1st, 2009
They appear to be in Tools and Automotive section, but she has a hammer already. Maybe they are from the school of hard knocks….
November 1st, 2009
it might just be the way that she expresses that she likes to get hammered
November 1st, 2009
When she raises her fist, the bird on her right shoulder gets hammered!
November 1st, 2009
She should use that snazzy white belt to strangle the a$$hole who gave her that Hell Bird and the Hammer tat!!! Hopefully, they’re heading for the hair care section next.
November 1st, 2009
“Honey, what scent deodorant should i pick out today?” He said while looking at car pine tree air fresheners.
November 1st, 2009
The two-tone mulletts scream “the lot rent is 3 months overdue”, while the tattoos state “yes, i have been to prison. Now, where’s the chapstick?”
November 1st, 2009
A Mullet, A Shullet and a hammer beating on what looks like a duck-billed unicorn…WTF!!!
November 1st, 2009
If my eyes don’t deceive me, Two-Tone Wonder there appears to be wearing a shirt that says “Hot & Ready”. And she’s already hammered, too…
November 1st, 2009
It looks like she let a five-year old child write all over her. What’s wrong with these people???
November 1st, 2009
It really is too bad that all of us that frequent this site daily can’t all get together in a group to be in the stores to point and laugh at these people in person.
Wouldn’t it be great to publicly humiliate them?
November 1st, 2009
FSU Tomahawk?
November 1st, 2009
Dear POW,
Can we have a section called “The Best of Florida”? They do have they classiest people.
Sincerely,
Someone who covers up.
November 1st, 2009
Ok where are the little mullets, you KNOW they’ve reproduced…..
November 1st, 2009
Please don’t breed.
November 1st, 2009
I think they worked out a deal- she highlighted the mullet if he would work some ta-too magic on her back. Who wouldn’t show that kind of work off?
November 1st, 2009
2 tone mullet works at Little Ceasaers. Probably that guy who stands outside holding the “hot and ready” sign….cause would you really want THAT making your pizza?
November 1st, 2009
you gotta love that crystal-meth!!
lol
November 1st, 2009
of course it’s a hammer!
without it, she wouldn’t be able to bash in the heads of those giant poorly drawn seagulls on her back.
-The Big Cheese
http://www.RumorRat.com
November 1st, 2009
OH! More white trash in Florida! Imagine that!
November 1st, 2009
Kinda puts a whole new meaning to ” Fear the Mullett “
November 1st, 2009
Where’s DavidSpade when we need him? Is this Joe Dirt’s cousin and half sister?
November 1st, 2009
Meth will make you do strange things.
November 1st, 2009
The home hair color kits are in Aisle 3.
November 1st, 2009
She wants to get nailed?
November 1st, 2009
Two two-toned twits with mullets, mulling over matters like who would tatt a mallet on that….
November 1st, 2009
It appears to be a large horshoe crab drawn on her back, that’s why she needs a hammer. Won’ work on those critters south of the border though. LOL
November 1st, 2009
I’m telling ya it the best sex lube your mullet ever had
November 1st, 2009
Mullet matches the two-tone trailer and he and Hammer-tat Barbie are celebrating her release from prison by purchasing an air freshener for the crib.
November 1st, 2009
and i love the little ceasers shirt he is wearing.. wait i love little ceasers.. imagine that guy making your pizza
November 1st, 2009
Mullet Man needs an air freshener for the Mullet Mobile.
November 1st, 2009
I’m just trying to figure out the symbolism, is she “hammered” or does she want to get “nailed”?
November 1st, 2009
Be nice they both just got paroled. They are at Wally world getting stuff for their dream pad.
November 1st, 2009
Nah-way Aydell.. these little trees make the trailer smell funny.
November 1st, 2009
I am surprised she covered up even some of those fab tats with what little clothing she has on. I stare at people who choose to walk around like this and i give them dirty looks and i hope they feel forced to change.
November 1st, 2009
That’s the same guy that cut my dogs hair!!
November 1st, 2009
check out some of these tats
http://www.randomblog.org/?tag=tattoo
November 1st, 2009
“Great costume, Will. No one recognizes us.”
“Don’t I know it, Jada.”
November 1st, 2009
Florida. ‘Hammer skins’…probably from her teenaged skinhead days. I imagine the animals of questionable origin peeking from ‘neath her flea-market jumper are actually part of some sort of faux heraldic crest that spans her entire torso…I bet miss ‘It’s A White Thing, You Just Wouldn’t Understand’ has even more amazing ‘work’ in places none of us will ever be lucky enough to see.
November 1st, 2009
“You go ahead and I’ll meet you at the trailer park when I’m done.”
November 1st, 2009
It’s a fire axe, not a hammer.
November 1st, 2009
I don’t know why but somehow I feel more pity than anything for these two
They’re basically dressed decently and look clean enough. Possibly had a rough time in the past but have straightened up and are just trying to make it.
The chick just needs to cover the tats when she goes out and the hombre just needs a proper haircut.
November 1st, 2009
If their four year old is handy with a tatoo gun and clippers then it all makes sense.
November 1st, 2009
If I had a hammer…I’d hammer in the morning….I’d hammer in the evening…all over their asses.
November 1st, 2009
Are those two a match made in heaven, or what?
Mabey this photo was taken 20 years ago.
November 1st, 2009
They look pretty used up. Obviously do not care about their appearance. Too bad
November 1st, 2009
Nice hair-do!! lol
November 1st, 2009
look like UF fans
November 2nd, 2009
These people put the DUH, in Florida….
November 2nd, 2009
are they looking for there next horrible tattoo idea? If not they don’t need to be looking at air fresheners, they need to be in the body wash and shampoo aisles. Air freshener does not take the place of deodorant and soap
November 2nd, 2009
What’s with all the freaks in Florida?
November 2nd, 2009
Haven’t you guys ever seen a white trash shopping list? That’s simply a reminder to herself to pick up some “Arm & Hammer” baking soda.
November 2nd, 2009
Those tats look like they were drawn by Ricky Tic (the guy with the Liger denim jacket)!!!
November 2nd, 2009
The tats look like they were done by Ricky Tic (the guy with the Liger/Cowlucula denim jacket)!
November 2nd, 2009
To DogBar Bill,
We can’t gather in person, so PoWM is the next best thing. I can almost hear us all laughing, snickering and mocking!
My secret desire is that the “stars” find out they are here and read all the comments. Maybe FINALLY they will realize they don’t look cool or sexy but rather ridiculous and trashy!!
November 2nd, 2009
The best I can come up with is that she’s a framing carpenter? From what I can tell through the wobbly, out of proportion, fuzzy tattoo, the hammer is a titanium Stiletto, which is a $150 professional framing hammer. I have met some framers with similar, albeit way more subtle, and not nearly as terrible, tattoos. Or maybe I’m just trying to make the best of a bad situation?
November 2nd, 2009
I have to echo this comment,,,,,,
aprilicious
“They look pretty used up. Obviously do not care about their appearance.”
This pic might be the first one thats not funny to me
November 2nd, 2009
OMFG. There is nothing else that really covers it… O.M.F.G.
November 2nd, 2009
Never mind an oil change I’m not sure you’d recognize a diptick if one stared you in the face.
November 2nd, 2009
I must say…. I think Florida has the worst dressed/ worst lookin Wal-Martians.
November 2nd, 2009
“These cardboard trees sure do smell perddy.”
November 2nd, 2009
Stacy and Clinton need to Rush this couple into Nick Derosa’s chair !
November 2nd, 2009
I’ve lived in Florida for 7 years now Jenna, these pics don’t surpise me in the least, it’s what I see everyday
Most of Florida isn’t SOBE, beachballs and tropical drinks with umbrellas….it’s what you’ve seen here over the past few weeks 
I tend to keep to myself and remember it’s warm here 350 days a year and the beach is 15 minutes away 
They call Florida the last chance state, as in when your life has been a complete mess you move to Florida for one last desperate chance, lol.
November 2nd, 2009
The bird on her right shoulder looks like a seagull with a mowhawk and a goiter. The left side looks like it maybe meant to be the same, but someone screwed up the goiter and, because you can’t erase while doing tattoos, scribbled over the mistake. I do hope she didn’t pay over $10 for that.
November 2nd, 2009
There looking for a pine freshener to hang under Billy -Sue”s dress its date night
November 2nd, 2009
Wow there’s a whole world of weapons grade dumb in some of these comments. Arrgh teh fashion fascists breeds with internet tough guy to produce……something the world doesn’t really need……sigh
November 2nd, 2009
Hey Junior do you think these here air fresheners will cover up the dead possum smell in our buick.
November 2nd, 2009
Man, it’s been a while since we went to jail. I never woulda thunk they had so many differt air smellers for the car. Things sure have changed.
November 2nd, 2009
That my friends is not a hammer, but a fireman’s axe. She’s chopping down the house of burning love with her awesomeness!
November 2nd, 2009
“Dang, where’s them there road flares? I can’t make meth without mah road flares.”
November 2nd, 2009
Where are they now: Benny Mardones and the 16 year old girl he took “Into the Night.”
November 2nd, 2009
Baby when were done here buying you feminene deordorant Let go get me a tattoo on my pud that sez, What the hell am I doing taping this pig!!!
November 2nd, 2009
I’ve got it! They use the thick cardboard car airfresheners as templates for their “do it yourself” tatoos…..this time, she’s getting a pine tree on her neck.
November 2nd, 2009
WOW! Look Ma! Do you ever wonder how they shrink these trees down small, so we can carry them home….
November 2nd, 2009
Those tatoos appear more like the work of a three year old with a sharpie
November 2nd, 2009
Prison Tats, Prison Dye Jobs, All ready for their next stretch….
November 2nd, 2009
Worst Tattoo……ever!! Ha-Haaaaaaa…
November 2nd, 2009
His face is blurred for our protection.
November 2nd, 2009
Looks like they’re picking out a pine tree air freshener for the camaro on blocks in the front yard at home….
November 2nd, 2009
At least they are wearing clothes that fit. OK the hair is a problem, and the lady’s tats are not the best. But they have found each other. Unless of course, they are bother and sister. Then we have a whole ‘nother story.
November 2nd, 2009
Jailhouse ink and + two toned mullet = straight out of the trailer
November 2nd, 2009
The hammer is to keep the double breasted peacocks on her shoulder blades under control
November 2nd, 2009
Atleast he has a job- Little Caesars ‘Hot & Ready.”
November 2nd, 2009
this does not look like a walmart store.
November 2nd, 2009
NO SWEETIE, CAR AIR FRESHENERS WONT HIDE THAT SMELL, I THINK YOU MIGHT NEED SOMETHING STRONGER LIKE SUMMERS EVE
November 2nd, 2009
his shirt says “hot n ready” is directed towards Little Ceasers Pizza or his mullet?
November 2nd, 2009
Hell. Just draw any old crap on your body…………….
November 2nd, 2009
She’s got some crappy ink (that looks like she had it done in the pen) and he’s sporting one of the worst mullets since Dog the Bounty Hunter.
Ladies, if you’re going to get inked, save up your money and get some quality work done so you don’t end up looking like this slag.
Gentlemen, do yourself a favor and get a copy of GQ, or Details and see what REAL GROWN UP MEN look like.
Hell, get a copy of the freakin’ ROLLING STONE.
WTF, people. W.T.F.
November 2nd, 2009
Walmart is where discerning aliens come to abduct specimens for their research into human behavior.
November 2nd, 2009
These two show the true meaning of Welfare-mart, I am surprised this wasn’t taken in my home state of Pa.
November 2nd, 2009
This is a first! You’ve got to give her props for the “Hillie Billie Hieroglyphics” on her back. Don’t know what she’s trying to say but nice work.
November 2nd, 2009
I tend to give dirty looks to people who choose to represent themselves like this. I am also pretty sure that the hammer tat. is from some inside joke from like 3 years ago that she still thinks is so funny she has to put it on her body. These kind of “creatures” make me want to throw milkshakes at them in the parking lot. I think this site is great and if they do see their pic here then they will have a reason to get their act together.
November 2nd, 2009
He’s even color co-ordinated with the stock on the back wall!
And people, if you’re gonna get inked, get it done by a professional!
November 2nd, 2009
Seems the man put a little wave into his– at least that was some attempt at ‘style.’ The woman, now, seems like she barely just woke up…
November 2nd, 2009
Hey…Wait a minute…Isn’t he wearing Z Cavarricci’s?
November 2nd, 2009
who needs an adult store?! visit the car care section of walmart for feminine freshner and amor all lube.
November 2nd, 2009
Mabe it’s a hatchet… as in Molly Hatchet!
November 2nd, 2009
Once again People of Walmart…Thank you for this magical photo.
November 2nd, 2009
She has the hammer tattoo because that is the only thing that will ever nail her.
November 2nd, 2009
Guys, these are hipsters, not rednecks. I know it’s getting harder and harder to tell, but the difference is that hipsters TRY to look stupid, and therefore we’re only encouraging them by commenting on it. These two would probably be totally flattered if they found out someone mistook them for blue collar.
November 2nd, 2009
I’ll bet anything that if you saw her from the front, she’d have a mullet too!!
November 2nd, 2009
from the looks of the quality of the tattoo artwork, someone has done some serious time in state prison.
November 2nd, 2009
I’m sorry, but which one of these individuals is your featured Wal-Creature in this photo? I can’t tell.
November 2nd, 2009
One of the most righteous mullets I’ve seen in a long time. Too bad it was in FL.
November 2nd, 2009
2 mullets AND a homage to MC hammer!! Don’t lie, girl…..you know you’ve got the MC hammer pants front and center in the closet.
November 3rd, 2009
This chick needs to go to prison for the hair do alone. The Tattoos are definitely NOT prison work. It is MUCH better – Looks like some Tweeked out Trailer Park Maintenance Man got ahold of her!!!
November 3rd, 2009
Clearly these are the people from whom Brooke Hogan needs police protection.
November 3rd, 2009
FIRST!!!
Aw, dang.
November 3rd, 2009
Ok, really, I would like to see data on this. Are there more PoWM spotters in Florida, or are there more PoWM?
November 3rd, 2009
I’m so distracted by the lady-prison tats that I’m kind of having a hard time figuring out what she’s wearing. It looks like some Amish wear jumper with a sports bra underneath. ??
They don’t even have a cart so it must have been a really really big car air freshener emergency. I’m guessing that’s where the body is. Maybe they need a second one for the trunk until they can get to the dump.
November 3rd, 2009
Not backwoods tattoo shop, probably prison.
November 3rd, 2009
I think they go to the same hairdresser and tattoo shop. I have a sneaking suspicion that it could be a ” salon/tattoo ” place. Buy one get one free.
November 4th, 2009
Since when did Napoleon Dynamite become a tattoo artist?
November 4th, 2009
I think the tattoos are just a drunken game of pictionary that got way out of hand!!
November 4th, 2009
My daughter and I invented a TV show called “Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: 80′s Hair”. On the show the bad 80′s hair styles morph together to save the world. This would be your classic mullet/rattail morph:)
November 4th, 2009
That is not a hammer. It’s a peace pipe.
November 4th, 2009
couple of the month
November 4th, 2009
up the clearwater panx!!!!!!
November 4th, 2009
haha tattoo! part hammer, part banana….hammerana?
November 5th, 2009
Sarah Palin’s fans have a right to shop anywhere they want!
November 5th, 2009
Hepatitis anyone?
November 5th, 2009
“If I had a hammer
I’d hammer in the morning
I’d hammer in the evening
All over this land *of WalMart*
I’d hammer out danger
I’d hammer out a warning
I’d hammer out love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land…”
November 5th, 2009
The best thing about this pic is that they are looking at pine tree shaped car air fresheners to hang in their trailer. How domestic.
November 5th, 2009
Redneck Gangsters!!
November 5th, 2009
They would be in the automotive section. It just fits. Honey the trailer has that smell again, pick up one of those fancy pine tree smell good things at walmart tomorrow…..
November 7th, 2009
Too legit. Way too legit.
November 8th, 2009
Hmmm….what can we huff next?
November 9th, 2009
wow every comment is wrong….these tattoos are extremely well done. ive seen them in person….except on him, he did most himself…….crust punx!
November 9th, 2009
No no… I see what it is! It’s Hidden Pictures from Highlights Magazine for kids. The real question is can you spot the carrot?
November 10th, 2009
No no… i see it now! It’s a Hidden Pictures for that kids magazine Highlights. The real question is, can you spot the carrot??
November 10th, 2009
look up the “hammerskins” they tend to do viking tattoos or crossed hammers but sometimes singular hammers are used gangland season one episode 8
November 11th, 2009
even little ceasars employs need some where to get their hair cut…that obvious they got it done together..they are so much in love
November 12th, 2009
That wal-mart must’ve been very close to the Georgia state line…..
November 14th, 2009
Yea, everyone on here is wrong. These kids are squatter punks, not hipsters, definitely not rednecks. Her tattoos are awesome and nicely done. I’m pretty sure that dude has a grown out mohawk, not a mullet.
November 15th, 2009
Oh god. I have that same dress that she was wearing. Bought it at a thrift store…
Now I have to burn it.
November 24th, 2009
the best part about this is two days before i saw this post…this girl and her boyfriend complemented me on my favorite tattoo, and when i told her who did it, it was the some dude that did that hammer. the picture does it no justice. the hammer is pretty dope, and she just smelled like dope…
November 27th, 2009
Man I could spot a Little Caesar’s shirt from a mile away.
I hate my job.
December 3rd, 2009
umm, guys? they’re hammerskin skinheads. they’re racist. that’s why she has the hammer tattoo and the mullet
December 4th, 2009
I actually like the hammer as a tattoo.
December 8th, 2009
Oh, crap, I just read the 1st comment by TINEE. She has sullied the good reputation of this noble hand tool in my opinion.
December 8th, 2009
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