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He was just killing time while his supermodel girlfriend was shopping. I’m just kidding, his mom kicked him out of the basement to go make real friends because all he did was play World of Warcraft all day.
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Rating: 1.7/5 (9 votes cast)

225 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Chiwa

    LMAO.

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    November 1st, 2009

  2. frandom joe

    haha.

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    November 1st, 2009

  3. Derek

    doesnt this remind you of the guy that was terrorizing WoW on that South Park episode? lol

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    November 1st, 2009

  4. Jules

    I can´t believe it.
    I would like to, but i can´t.

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    November 1st, 2009

  5. dee

    aw I kind of feel bad for this guy. …lmao still funny though.

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    November 1st, 2009

  6. Michelle

    OMG! CLASSIC! And he has the perfect couch potato figure to go with it!

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    November 1st, 2009

  7. Shelandria

    You know what’s really sad…the caption is totally accurate.

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    November 1st, 2009

  8. Oh gosh, this is so depressing.

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    November 1st, 2009

  9. Buster

    Dear God…..please let me see a girl naked one day…..please le tthe price of Rogain come down……….and lastly please tell George Lucas to make a Star Wars 7……….(crosses himself, lights a candle).

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    November 1st, 2009

  10. Fuck I’m canceling my WoW account now…

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    November 1st, 2009

  11. Chicklet 111971

    He should have gone into sporting goods and swiped a pair of knee pads….all that weight has to be killing em.

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    November 1st, 2009

  12. wykked

    There have been worse photos.

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    November 1st, 2009

  13. MFS

    I summon my mighty comb-over of smiting!

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    November 1st, 2009

  14. mgerhart

    “MA THE MEATLOAF!”

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    November 1st, 2009

  15. Chicklet 111971

    Think the little girl in the background is pissed cause the fat man is hogging the DS?

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    November 1st, 2009

  16. Bryan

    The original inspiration for the 40-year old virgin.

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    November 1st, 2009

  17. Wow. I might leave my husband after seeing this guy.

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    November 1st, 2009

  18. chris the man parker

    MOM MEATLOAF!!!!!!

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    November 1st, 2009

  19. Carla

    Maybe he is waiting in line for the next XBOX price decrease.

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    November 1st, 2009

  20. mem

    I’m surprised he didn’t bring his own chair… that would be cool.

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    November 1st, 2009

  21. Buster

    Hopefully Ava Maria is playing on the Walmart speaker as he kneels in deep prayer before the Sacred Locked Video Game Display…..

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    November 1st, 2009

  22. M

    It looks like he’s worshipping the shrine of Nerd-dom.

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    November 1st, 2009

  23. Buzz

    Buster..ROFLMAO!!

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    November 1st, 2009

  24. Retina Burn

    I feel so sad for this guy. Dude, according to E-Harmony they can cure this!

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    November 1st, 2009

  25. Ray

    i wanna know how he got his shoes that awesome shade of green… the shoes really pull this outfit together… ladies and gentlemen… meet the new spokesperson for WoW… -sigh- now if you’ll excuse me i need to go shave my head and make sure my paladin priest is still functioning

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    November 1st, 2009

  26. Carla

    The subject seems to be 8 months preggers!

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    November 1st, 2009

  27. grandmasdrinking

    Sharpening up his job skills, no doubt. Unemployment benefits at work.

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    November 1st, 2009

  28. ConchordsFan

    You can’t stop the WalMart.

    It’s the end of the world…. of warcraft.

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    November 1st, 2009

  29. Buzz

    LMAO!!

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    November 1st, 2009

  30. victrola

    his bare knees touched the floor of walmart. eeeww….

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    November 1st, 2009

  31. skittles

    Aww thats sad, that little girl looks like she really wants a turn to play but that guy was probably on there all day.

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    November 1st, 2009

  32. “that kid before me is such a loser, i am so gonna beat his high score”

    http://www.randomblog.org

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    November 1st, 2009

  33. ColonelBoston

    Man, leave the dude alone.

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    November 1st, 2009

  34. Bunker Bob

    Please let me have enough left over to buy a twelve pack !

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    November 1st, 2009

  35. Rawr

    That isn’t a beer belly, the aliens came and planted their seed in him. They always go for guys like this, they like to place their offspring with stupid people. Stupid people put up less of a fight.

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    November 1st, 2009

  36. Buzz

    Check…Check…

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    November 1st, 2009

  37. David Spade

    1-2 odds “COLONELBOSTON” is the man in the pic.

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    November 1st, 2009

  38. why won’t my comments post?

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    November 1st, 2009

  39. Walle World

    this is amazing http://www.real-wishes.com

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    November 1st, 2009

  40. Liz

    Dude, I think I broke up with this guy once.

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    November 1st, 2009

  41. ilong2b

    Maybe this is Santa’s son scopein out toys for xmas. Hes got the beard and belly.

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    November 1st, 2009

  42. lol omg this is classic!!

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    November 1st, 2009

  43. MinnesotaMama

    Someone he was “Chatting” with online told him to meet at the local Walmart. Turns out the super model saw him first and ran for her life, now he is just happy play at Walmart.

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    November 1st, 2009

  44. Circe

    So that’s the difference between a player and a gamer.

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    November 1st, 2009

  45. everclear

    “Mom, Bedpan! BEDPAN MOM!!”

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    November 1st, 2009

  46. sally

    If it aint world of warcraft its world of walmart, either way hes addicted lol

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    November 1st, 2009

  47. HOMER SIMPSON

    Comic Book Store Guy on his day off.

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    November 1st, 2009

  48. Twins Mama

    Rub the Buddha!

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    November 1st, 2009

  49. L. Thomas

    I love this site…….you never know what your gonna see….Always a surprise.

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    November 1st, 2009

  50. Mike Hunt

    Dude:
    “I am the mighty Warlock Warrior Thor of the Kingdom of Doom.
    When I bring home my bride, Princess Jessica Simpson, my mom will realize my powers ans stop calling me by my earthing name Jeffrey.
    You just wait and see!”

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    November 1st, 2009

  51. Brad Jessup

    This is what Ron White was talking about when he said “You can’t fix stupid”

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    November 1st, 2009

  52. Alan

    The only thing that is missing here is the velcro shoes!

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    November 1st, 2009

  53. Ted

    Arise Sir Dufus.

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    November 1st, 2009

  54. Danielle

    I say he’s a Blood Elf Warlock on a RP server…

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    November 1st, 2009

  55. TERRIFIC

    SO THIS CLOWN IS OUT AND ABOUT WITHOUT SUPERVISION.

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    November 1st, 2009

  56. Suzy Creamcheese

    PRICELESS!!!

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    November 1st, 2009

  57. Ted

    So began a life of begging.

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    November 1st, 2009

  58. Elk

    Hmm..While you’re on your knees’, do me a favor..

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    November 1st, 2009

  59. Belle

    Oh well, at least his pants fit.

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    November 1st, 2009

  60. Moomoo

    This is just mean, this guy is not out wearing an obnoxious outfit like the other people on this site, he’s just minding his own business. It’s like picking on the awkward kid at school, Leave him alone you meanies :(

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    November 1st, 2009

  61. WalMartSux

    Praise Walmart!

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    November 1st, 2009

  62. stephanie

    Not everyone that plays wow looks like that asshole, in fact most of us don’t.

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    November 1st, 2009

  63. Suzy8track

    I can see this guy becoming a future Norman Bates….Mother? Mother?

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    November 1st, 2009

  64. amber

    OH MAN!- i came on to this site to get a laugh not to feel sorry for this loser-okay it still made me laugh:)

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    November 1st, 2009

  65. Liz1388

    Unbeatable!

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    November 1st, 2009

  66. Danigirl

    Jack Black’s career had really tanked.

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    November 1st, 2009

  67. Jacky Treehorn

    A total ACHIEVER!

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    November 1st, 2009

  68. jennie

    he is praying to the video game gods!! PLEASE LET ME SCORE……..

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    November 1st, 2009

  69. Mctitties

    “LEE ROY JENNNKKIIIINNS” looking for rollbacks

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    November 1st, 2009

  70. Eric

    He needs to be kneeling in the shampoo aisle, not the electronics.

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    November 1st, 2009

  71. Lee Thargic

    Nice Boiler.

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    November 1st, 2009

  72. The china relocation specialists

    the smell of dead hookers at the apartment must be overwelming

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    November 1st, 2009

  73. hordetoon

    I think he’s my guild master!

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    November 1st, 2009

  74. blitz23_ca

    …………. It’s just to easy to mock this guy. SO many choices. Should I go down the “living in mom’s basement” road, or maybe the “Captain Kirk is better than Picard anyday” road? How about “Superman would lose to The Flash in a race anyday and this is why” road? Good……God……SO…..many…..choi……ces…………..AAAARRRRGGGGHHH!

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    November 1st, 2009

  75. vicious

    oooh baby! come to mamma!

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    November 1st, 2009

  76. Jane

    The little girl in the background staring at him must be thinking… “holy crap I better find my mommy”

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    November 1st, 2009

  77. chinese crap4sale

    I love how even the 6 year old girl is looking at him in disbelief

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    November 1st, 2009

  78. william

    Kinda funny how the people that are making the comments are trying to get level 80 before the next expansion… Idiots. He is on a PSP. Now Playstation, that gets the chicks! LOL….

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    November 1st, 2009

  79. L

    This actually makes me really really sad for him for some reason…funny nonetheless…

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    November 1st, 2009

  80. David Spade

    Having not played a video game since me and my sister played pong at the Laguna Hills Mall in 1977, I need help on what he’s doing exactly….
    …is he playing a video game on a hand-held little screen ? Why is he kneeling right up close to the video game cabinet, is there a screen in there ??? What’s that gray box in front of him do ?

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    November 1st, 2009

  81. MegaFart

    The real loser in this photo: the poor little girl in the background who’s been waiting 47 minutes to play the new Hannah Montana Nintendo DS game. 10 minutes max playing time, pal.

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    November 1st, 2009

  82. CJ

    Kinda looks like my babies’ daddy. No wonder he’s not paying support.

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    November 1st, 2009

  83. Joshua Stetar

    that guy is kinda weird. :) Those little gids in the background are really cuteeeee though <333

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    November 1st, 2009

  84. warcraftplayer

    Looks like he’s playing “Hello Kitty Island Adventure”.. Wonder what level he is?

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    November 1st, 2009

  85. Matty P

    You know that kid in the background has been waiting for 25 minutes to get a turn on the game.

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    November 1st, 2009

  86. Wallyr

    He is just reading another prayer to the GameBoy fairy God!!

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    November 1st, 2009

  87. Jeff

    “Please God let me score just one time on Madden football and I promise to shampoo my hair someday soon !!!! “

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    November 1st, 2009

  88. Retina Burn

    The line to get into Dragoncon was wayyy too long so he decided to kill a few hours playing World Of Warcraft at Walmart.

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    November 1st, 2009

  89. Jenn

    Oh fail. I’m thinking the poster is jealous because his Mom made him cancel is WoW account.

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    November 1st, 2009

  90. Alan

    Only thing missing is the velcro shoes to complete the virgin ensemble

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    November 1st, 2009

  91. mark

    He drives a panel van with handcuffs attached to the walls.

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    November 1st, 2009

  92. Jane

    The little kid waiting for the game should kick him in the gut.. “judo chop”

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    November 1st, 2009

  93. Hell Las Vegas

    Y’know, I started checking out this site awhile back, at the recommendation of a friend, and thought it was amusing. But now I just realize that it’s one more opportunity for the “cool people” to rag on whoever doesn’t meet their standards of normal. Thank goodness that the people in these photos are around, so y’all can have someone to feel superior to.

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    November 1st, 2009

  94. Bryan

    Tenacious D, the pick of destiny is calling you!

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    November 1st, 2009

  95. rudeomatic

    Very very sad.

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    November 1st, 2009

  96. wycked_wyccan

    Oh Might God of Electronic De-socialization and Intellectual Stupification
    Hear my prayer Oh Thou Most Mighty Sword Swinger
    Allow this your puny goblin/orc/minion to level before the Minimum Wage Blue Coated minion of Wally-World seeks to remove me from this realm.

    And let me see boobies…real would be nice but I’ll take internet boobs any day.

    Amen

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    November 1st, 2009

  97. dogbar bill

    It wouldn’t surprise me that “MOOMOO” is probably this guys’s mother.

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    November 1st, 2009

  98. geekers

    My main question is, why is he kneeling? I don’t think the cord attaching the DS to that little gray console thing is THAT short. All that concentrated weight can’t be comfortable on his knees, either.

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    November 1st, 2009

  99. Amanda Hugginkiss

    Gotta catch ‘em all!

    POKEMON!

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    November 1st, 2009

  100. Injun Trouble

    Now there’s a future Wal~Mart security guard if I ever saw one. And every shift he works there will be a “security situation” in Electronics that requires hours of his personal attention.

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    November 1st, 2009

  101. Bri-Anne

    You know, they put them that low for a reason….because they’re for the KIDS to test…not adults functioning on a kids level….

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    November 1st, 2009

  102. Amanda

    …I think i know him….
    Oh sad day

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    November 1st, 2009

  103. shelly

    My husband, two days after his Xbox 360 broke down.

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    November 1st, 2009

  104. asdfasfasfdasfda

    “Dude:
    “I am the mighty Warlock Warrior Thor of the Kingdom of Doom.
    When I bring home my bride, Princess Jessica Simpson, my mom will realize my powers ans stop calling me by my earthing name Jeffrey.
    You just wait and see!”

    best. comment. ever

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    November 1st, 2009

  105. chico

    Good Lord man, WalMart is not a place of worship!

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    November 1st, 2009

  106. ncmom0f2

    Yuck! This is the reason my kids are not allowed to touch the Demo games in stores. You can only imagine where those hands have been!

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    November 1st, 2009

  107. CommonTater

    This picture was snapped after hearing some dude pn the next aisle chant over and over “I am not worthy… I am not worthy”……….

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    November 1st, 2009

  108. Mel

    And they say “Girls do all their hard work on their knees”!!!!

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    November 1st, 2009

  109. ashley

    i swear i know this guy is this in Indiana

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    November 1st, 2009

  110. aprilicious

    This is just sad-really, really sad!

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    November 1st, 2009

  111. Walter

    He looks like a night stocker, early for his shift …

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    November 1st, 2009

  112. i think i'm in love

    i think i’m in love with this guy! every girl wants a guy with that beautiful excess of luggage just hangin out of his shirt! and the hair thinning??!?!? i think i just almost died thinking about the beautiful lock of hair in our wedding picture. while he’s wearing that exact same thing! i wud want to watch him play DS all day long in walmart while i stare at his beautiful legs just finished off with the socks pulled up! yummm ;p
    EW!

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    November 2nd, 2009

  113. BIG MIKE

    I love that FUPA lol

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    November 2nd, 2009

  114. MNSUX

    I know the stereotype is there…(South Park LOL) but unless the guy is terrorizing kids and has an undeserved sense of arrogance, just leave folks like this be. Hurtin noone, just living their little life (hatin it probably) but just livin their life, I leave this kind be

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    November 2nd, 2009

  115. Bullz

    ok…when you find yourself in the position to be the first comment…have a take and for gods sake – be funny….

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    November 2nd, 2009

  116. karilynn

    I don’t know, mostly I just feel kind of sad for him. I’m not sure why. Something about him just tugs at my heart strings.

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    November 2nd, 2009

  117. David Spade

    I get thumbs down for being video game illiterate and asking what he’s doing exactly ?? Tough crowd, tough crowd……(Nervously adjusts tie).

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    November 2nd, 2009

  118. DAMNYOU

    He’s ROCKIN tha “BEERGUT” … Seriously????

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    November 2nd, 2009

  119. Jenna

    Ahhh… praying to the gaming section, which has a sample game assembled low above the ground, the perfect height for these fat, balding, 30 year old men with no life or job… oh snap, i think that’s my ex….

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    November 2nd, 2009

  120. George W. Bush

    there are some pictures on here that are so funny, but some like this make me sad. that someone would have to post something like this up not knowing if this guy has any mental handicap at all…it just makes me sick.

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    November 2nd, 2009

  121. Fairy

    Crap…. Should really reconsider the amount of time I spend on Final Fantasy XI

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    November 2nd, 2009

  122. TATFREE

    An aspiring game writer is he.
    Wouldn’t be caught playing a Wii.
    So in a WalMart isle,
    With pasty calves,
    and a gut in excess,
    He’s spied playing a Nintendo DS.

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    November 2nd, 2009

  123. john

    Its actually Cartman in 30 years because he never could get off WoW

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    November 2nd, 2009

  124. surpirsed

    He Seriously gives gamers a bad name…

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    November 2nd, 2009

  125. Derek

    Of all the people on this site, this is the only one I can see actually coming across himself on this site. He spends so much time in from of the computer that I don’t think natural light has ever touched him.

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    November 2nd, 2009

  126. EVa

    I Can totally see this guy going to his WoW Guild and saying “I was featured on the peopleofwalmart.com website guys” Then his in-game girlfriend says… “That is not what you looked like when you sent me the photo of yourself”

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    November 2nd, 2009

  127. Buster

    He could be doing worse things on his knees……….

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    November 2nd, 2009

  128. Praying at the First Church of Wallyworld…

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    November 2nd, 2009

  129. Tim

    This guy looks just like Steve Earle’s character from The Wire. Where’s Bubbles?

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    November 2nd, 2009

  130. Gabby

    After that he joined butt cheeks lady, hammer girl, and scary mullet dude to fight crime and avenge basement dwellers everywhere.

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    November 2nd, 2009

  131. bells

    omg !! that is my little brother in ten years time he already is a WoW freak lol

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    November 2nd, 2009

  132. Jay

    So what do want on those five double cheezeburgers pal?And he replied , Six chile cheeze dogs and a pound of butter!!

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    November 2nd, 2009

  133. james

    The gym shorts and worn pair of Nikes show that this man is a world-class athlete who just likes to relax with a video game after a grueling day of triathlon training.

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    November 2nd, 2009

  134. G Man

    Looks like he`s deep in prayer for a cure for male pattern baldness and morbid obesity

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    November 2nd, 2009

  135. Lulabelle

    THIS is whats on the floor kids. Excetly why your mom doesn’t want you rolling around on them.

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    November 2nd, 2009

  136. Politically Incorrect

    The reason China and Iran are licking their chops at this very moment.

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    November 2nd, 2009

  137. JR

    Prayin’ to the Wal-Mart God for hair and a life.

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    November 2nd, 2009

  138. Mari

    Every time I have ever been in the electronics section of Walmart there are people just standing around playing video games. I just don’t get it.

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    November 2nd, 2009

  139. AttentionShopper

    Beer gut? Not likely. I’m guessing he’s got more of a Cheetos and Mtn. Dew Game Fuel gut growing there.

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    November 2nd, 2009

  140. John

    The only thing missing from the photo is his ass crack showing………

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    November 2nd, 2009

  141. CARTMAN

    I WANT MY CHEEZY PUFFS!!! CHEEZY PUFFS!!!!

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    November 2nd, 2009

  142. Rachel

    I love the little girls in the background LOL

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    November 2nd, 2009

  143. Melanie

    I like how even the little kid is just staring at this wondrous spectacle.. probably thinking, “what the fudge?”

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    November 2nd, 2009

  144. Rhino

    He’ll have to stop sooner or later for a Hot Pocket.

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    November 2nd, 2009

  145. The Dank

    Dude look how purple his legs are!!! At first i though it was from lack of sunlight, but no he had been there for a long ass time, so much so the little girl in the back is stareing at him wondering if she’ll ever get a turn.

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    November 2nd, 2009

  146. kittenpie

    I really don’t see anything wrong with this picture. Except he could’ve drug over a recliner & a cooler of natty light. If you’re going to end up on this website, don’t do it half-assed people.

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    November 2nd, 2009

  147. Amy

    That other little kid is PISSED that that fat dude is hogging the DS

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    November 2nd, 2009

  148. tatersalad

    LITTLE GIRL: this muthafu#$er is still HERE??!!! Hey… Hey… Fat guy, dont you have a buffet to go to. LOOK man, these games are for KIds I have been waiting for 30 minutes, i would have thought the 20 cheeseburgers you ate at mcdonalds would have killed you by now.. LET ME PLAY: DS CHECK FOOL or I will call my supper tall gynormous blonde momma over here!!! dont make me…

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    November 2nd, 2009

  149. Bob

    Instead of get in the van I has candy, its i has ds get in the gremlin….

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    November 2nd, 2009

  150. jimmy

    i think that looks like bellefontaine, ohio walmart

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    November 2nd, 2009

  151. sam walnuts

    Is this retard praying or playing?

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    November 2nd, 2009

  152. Big Cat

    Awwww. I think he’s kinda cute.

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    November 2nd, 2009

  153. Julia

    i love how there are children watching in the background.

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    November 2nd, 2009

  154. MAYA

    WOW… Even if you ignore his male muffin top, he still looks terrible! So much is sad about this guy, that I now feel great about myself. =D PoWM FTW!!

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    November 2nd, 2009

  155. nate

    haha I think I know this guy he works for meijer.

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    November 2nd, 2009

  156. cbc_rules

    I know this guy (not personally though). I believe this was taken at a Wal-Mart in Toronto, Canada (Warden & Eglinton location). This guy is one of the many geeks in Toronto who cruise comic conventions and such. I should know I’m one myself, I see this guy all the time. It is so funny to see him here.

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    November 2nd, 2009

  157. cbc_rules

    I know this guy (not personally though). I believe this was taken at a Wal-Mart in Toronto, Canada (Warden & Eglinton location). This guy is one of the many geeks in Toronto who cruise comic conventions and such. I should know I’m one myself, I see this guy all the time. It is so funny to see him here. If I’m wrong though, God Help Us All…they’re multiplying.

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    November 2nd, 2009

  158. Maria

    does anyone know what state this is from?!

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    November 2nd, 2009

  159. iNzombiac

    This guy goes to my college. Not even kidding. THIS guy, not a look-alike. It’s in Ohio (go figure @__@) and he reeks like dead skank >__>

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    November 3rd, 2009

  160. No Name

    A skullet complimented by a “dicky-do”. You know they power-washed that controller with Lysol when he left.

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    November 3rd, 2009

  161. what?

    seriously, what if he was just checking to see if this was the controller he needed to buy for his KID…. you caught this guy in one second of time but you post it as though he has been there since the store opened… PATHETIC!!!

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    November 3rd, 2009

  162. angbo

    if he is happy in his life what does it matter to anyone else?

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    November 3rd, 2009

  163. Guy

    I wonder how his shoes got so dirty, seeing as how he never goes outside… Oh wait, I figured it out – he spilled some of his mom’s pizza bagels on them that morning

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    November 3rd, 2009

  164. That is Beans from LATFH.com!!!

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    November 3rd, 2009

  165. Nichole

    I bet his Mom is SO PROUD!!!!

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    November 3rd, 2009

  166. T

    WTH. World of Warcraft rocks! This dude is an obvious gamer as he doesnt care what his clothes look like and doesnt care that he is seated like a 4 year old on the floor drooling over some game. I like this guy!

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    November 3rd, 2009

  167. nikki

    I thought this site was hilarious…until, I recognized the man in this photo.
    =(
    not so funny anymore.

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    November 3rd, 2009

  168. Amy

    You know that little girl is gonna kick his but and take over the DS.

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    November 3rd, 2009

  169. Melissa

    HAHAHAHA THIS IS SOOOO FREAKIN FUNNY Worst Part about it Thats my Brother Matt LMAO!!!!!

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    November 3rd, 2009

  170. Jooohn

    Making fun of someone for playing a game is not cool.

    Not cool.

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    November 3rd, 2009

  171. Eric

    oh…the irony! my guess is he’s about child-sized on the inside…damn growth, i wanna be a baby foweva!

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    November 3rd, 2009

  172. jared

    wow. i cannot think of anything to say to that.

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    November 3rd, 2009

  173. Rushfan2112t

    LOL I can honestly say I have never done this, but I am married and we both play WoW. I know my wife also hasn’t done this, but this guy sure does make us video game nerds look really REALLY bad. Thanks bud.

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    November 3rd, 2009

  174. Jaqi

    lol nothing wrong with WoW. hell half the people who work at wally world play it just to take their frustrations out on gnomes so they dont kill real people.. yay for customer service..

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    November 3rd, 2009

  175. Jim

    The guy could be autistic. My son looks pretty much just like that and, while he may be obsessed with video games, he’s a pretty sharp kid overall. However, if the guy is just living in his mom’s basement…LMAO

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    November 4th, 2009

  176. Salem

    It looks like he is pregnant.

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    November 4th, 2009

  177. Sean

    comic book guy…minus the his own store

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    November 4th, 2009

  178. Morgan

    This is really sad :[

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    November 4th, 2009

  179. anonymous

    This is kind of sad. :(
    poor guy’s hair is thinning and everything lol.
    I love how that little girl in the background is looking at him!

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    November 4th, 2009

  180. Mondika

    :-( I dk what to say… it’s just too much

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    November 4th, 2009

  181. don’t make the assumption that he lives in his mom’s basemnet and plays WoW just because he’s fat ; ] haha

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    November 4th, 2009

  182. Jenna

    Hey, he’s much cooler online. Well, he was ’til someone took this picture anyway.

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    November 4th, 2009

  183. celeste reed

    This is soooooo a product of St Augustine, Fl……no longer unknown!!! I recogonized him right away as one of our locals….lmao

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    November 4th, 2009

  184. anthony

    lmfao , look at that belly, that things probly filled wit mountain dew, bags upon bags of nacho cheese dorritos, and about a hundred and thiry gaming hours a week

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    November 5th, 2009

  185. james

    I am positive that this is in Valpo, Indiana. I used to work with that guy liek 6-7 years ago and he had the same shoes than. He also works at Wal-mart in Valpo, I think this is when he was in there on a day off. If there was something wrong with the controller he is looking at this is the kinda guy who would try and fix it. Also the guy i talking about is 100% image of this guy!!! (I seen him at Wal-mart today!!! hehehe)

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    November 5th, 2009

  186. snowyo

    he does have a good shoe choice though

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    November 5th, 2009

  187. Tamar

    This one just sad…
    If the game is put so low to the ground you have to kneel, you know you’re not the one meant to be playing it.

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    November 5th, 2009

  188. Quality!! It’s Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons!!

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    November 5th, 2009

  189. I’d protest the insult to World of Warcraft, but I know what the crew is like.

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    November 5th, 2009

  190. Stoopid HTML.

    I meant that to say, “I’d protest the insult to World of Warcraft, but I know what the >Raids Before Grades< crew is like.

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    November 5th, 2009

  191. audre

    The comment from the picture taker is the best part . LMFAO!

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    November 5th, 2009

  192. Enrique

    Is it safe to be on your knees during pregnancy?

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    November 5th, 2009

  193. Pharmboy

    Ladies, here’s the side of that perfect guy you don’t get to see on eHarmony!

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    November 5th, 2009

  194. Jake Hurley

    this reminds me of a kid in my class. he stayed back in sophomore year twice and obsesses over video games. he’s also fat and old.

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    November 5th, 2009

  195. SmileyJoe

    definitely a mentally challenged person. you can tell by the way he is looking at the DS so concentrated.

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    November 6th, 2009

  196. I think he just got his Groudon to level 100…

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    November 6th, 2009

  197. RioT

    I noticed people saying that know where this is from but i can guarantee that its not from ohio, indiana, or wherever else people say i will even take a picture next time i see him. but this guy comes into my place of work prob like 2 times a week. this is from Winchester VA. we are a good 10 miles from West VA where these type of people breed. and whoever said this guy stinks. you were correct. but hes not the guy you think he is. and he wears the same outfit every time i see him.

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    November 7th, 2009

  198. Reptar

    It really does look exactly like the guy terrorizing people on the WoW South Park episode

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    November 8th, 2009

  199. SarahLGollum

    This was at my store! I remember seeing this guy…He gave me the creeps >.<. And he staying in there for hours too….

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    November 8th, 2009

  200. Brooke

    He just looks so into the game……..I can’t believe he is kneeling down……I wonder how often he just drives up to wal-mart and plays video games

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    November 9th, 2009

  201. Trevyo

    AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!! XDDDD!!!!!!….*gasp*…AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa…….

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    November 9th, 2009

  202. Melody

    i wonder if he bought the game afterwards? .. i think someone needs to start making some money w/ a company to help ppl who are this addicted to games. lol for some ppl games are just as bad as drugs or drinking.

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    November 9th, 2009

  203. MUNKIB

    IS HE PRAYING TI THE DS GODS?

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    November 9th, 2009

  204. tarp

    they do sell guns you know

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    November 9th, 2009

  205. Savannah

    i think this is a walmart where i live in georgia…..& i also think this is the creepy guy who walks around the video game section challenging 12 year olds to kingdom hearts…

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    November 10th, 2009

  206. Grimacy

    Lol. That guy is awesomely hilarious.

    Though, I gotta hate that fat virgin basement nerd stereotype assigned to us WoW players. Some people are seriously addicted and do have a problem, but people like me just play for fun in our offtime.

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    November 10th, 2009

  207. mylilnismo

    Sadly, I know this guy…..

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    November 11th, 2009

  208. Cathy1964

    girl is thinking “Aww come on creepy white dude, let some one else play.”

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    November 12th, 2009

  209. Taylor

    I play WoW! lol! I love that game. Im also the ONLY cheerleader i know that plays it.

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    November 14th, 2009

  210. Taylor

    I love WOW! Im the ONLY cheerleader that plays it at my highschool. haha.

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    November 14th, 2009

  211. tom

    HEY I PLAY WOW!

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    November 15th, 2009

  212. Jason

    I agree with Dee. I do kind of feel bad for this guy :(

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    November 15th, 2009

  213. kenyan

    This is just sad in so many ways lol. Heres a lesson to all you kids out there:

    “Life is like Xbox Live, You never know who your playing Halo with”

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    November 16th, 2009

  214. lumpkin

    How do you kill that which has no life?

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    November 16th, 2009

  215. Ashley

    This is South Carolina’s Wal-Mart lol….My God this is Funny

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    November 20th, 2009

  216. Pac

    I know this guy. He lives in a small town in Illinois called Bridgeport. His name is Dave.

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    November 22nd, 2009

  217. hahaharlie

    Hahah, it’s so funny that there are people commenting to “leave the poor guy alone” … you know those are the people who look exactly like this guy on Friday nights.

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    November 23rd, 2009

  218. He’s praising the gaming gods.

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    November 24th, 2009

  219. MIchael

    I find it funny that the other people in the back are staring at him.

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    November 28th, 2009

  220. LMAO

    I came here for the laughs. This site is real fun! Now I’m calling my mom because I can’t believe what I found!! You guys this is my brother. So very serious. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

    yes he is a sad f***

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    November 28th, 2009

  221. n0rthernlitegurl

    The reason why this guy is so familiar to you guys is because he’s the model God used when he made nerds. All nerds are a derivitive of this dood. Sorry!

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    December 1st, 2009

  222. Anon 1717

    Unknown? bullshit. this is radcliff Kentucky. i recognize the guy

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    December 2nd, 2009

  223. Lars

    dude omg that guy subs at my school no kidding but he’s from idaho if anyone is wondering. oh ya and he’s not the coolest sub we have if you can tell lol

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    December 6th, 2009

  224. Bamf

    Lol, I like how everyone is saying “Yah, I know that guy!” .. all from different parts of the U.S. … it makes you think.

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    October 31st, 2010

  225. Cortney

    I wonder if he’s finally getting Cataclysm….. It’s pretty damn sweet.

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    June 9th, 2011

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