Is there anything worse than seeing something so blatantly fail at its only job? Seriously, these belts should be fired and then exiled from the community.
Arkansas & Florida
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So it’s pretty simple:
-If the guy on the left had those pants pulled up, his ankle would show. At some point 60% of his “Buying Pants That Fit” budget went transferred to the Food budget.
-That guy on the right was just having a mellow day, he wanted to take it easy. There’s a lot belt loops on pants you know?
August 1st, 2013
Looks lie a User Interface Error. It might have been a rope, but even Jethro Bodine could employ his properly and he only “done grady-ated 6th grade.”
One one the right can’t even figure out what the belt loops are for.
They need to put instructions on belts.
What dumb assess.
G Spot Finder
Cletus broke one of the belt loops and one is missing. With a little luck he’ll turn his freakin cap around too. Dumbass.
The guy on the right is wisely using his belt to hold his butt cheeks together. Unfortunately, it’s been so long since he washed his Hanes that they’ve turned gray-green, so maybe he’s not so wise after all. If Mr. Sparkle on the left puts his wallet in his pants, the weight will drop those drawers faster than a bad burrito.
August 2nd, 2013
really disturbing thing is that both of these locations are high humidity areas. Please never let “smell-o-vision” come true.
Take off the belt on the one on the right (it’s halfway there anyway) and apply it to his backside, then point him to the laundry detergent and the Hanes display.
Belts??? these Wal creatures need chains and bungee cords to keep their massive ungodly girth in check
Look at the guy on the right’s butt boils. EEEwwwwww.
I must have missed the news about the plumbers convention coming to town .. LOL
Here’s a scary thought …. maybe both these belts ARE doing the one job they are meant to do. Maybe they ARE holding up the pants………. Thank you belt for doing your job!!
So the guy on the right couldn’t hit the loops at all. What makes it worse than the other is the pimply ass and beyond dirty underwear he has on.
August 7th, 2013
The one on the left appears to have very swollen calves. He may not be able to pull his pants up over his calves. )c:
The one on the right, I guess his belt loops could be broken…
August 11th, 2013
If it is the belts’ fault, they should be shipped back to China or where ever they were made.
Jethro Bodine and Ellie Mae Clampett were ropes for belts, and I do not remember an episode of the Beverly Hillbillies where their cracks were exposed.