Belts For Dummies



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Is there anything worse than seeing something so blatantly fail at its only job? Seriously, these belts should be fired and then exiled from the community.

Arkansas & Florida

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  1. Laziness

    So it’s pretty simple:
    -If the guy on the left had those pants pulled up, his ankle would show. At some point 60% of his “Buying Pants That Fit” budget went transferred to the Food budget.

    -That guy on the right was just having a mellow day, he wanted to take it easy. There’s a lot belt loops on pants you know?

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    August 1st, 2013

  2. Craigster

    Looks lie a User Interface Error. It might have been a rope, but even Jethro Bodine could employ his properly and he only “done grady-ated 6th grade.”

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    August 1st, 2013

  3. bubba

    One one the right can’t even figure out what the belt loops are for.

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    August 1st, 2013

  4. Jen

    They need to put instructions on belts.

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    August 1st, 2013

  5. missy

    What dumb assess.

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    August 1st, 2013

  6. G Spot Finder

    Cletus broke one of the belt loops and one is missing. With a little luck he’ll turn his freakin cap around too. Dumbass.

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    August 1st, 2013

  7. ColcordMama

    The guy on the right is wisely using his belt to hold his butt cheeks together. Unfortunately, it’s been so long since he washed his Hanes that they’ve turned gray-green, so maybe he’s not so wise after all. If Mr. Sparkle on the left puts his wallet in his pants, the weight will drop those drawers faster than a bad burrito.

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    August 2nd, 2013

  8. Rick

    really disturbing thing is that both of these locations are high humidity areas. Please never let “smell-o-vision” come true.

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    August 2nd, 2013

  9. PPLWATCHER

    Take off the belt on the one on the right (it’s halfway there anyway) and apply it to his backside, then point him to the laundry detergent and the Hanes display.

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    August 2nd, 2013

  10. darren

    Belts??? these Wal creatures need chains and bungee cords to keep their massive ungodly girth in check

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    August 2nd, 2013

  11. queenb

    Look at the guy on the right’s butt boils. EEEwwwwww.

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    August 2nd, 2013

  12. MYCCW

    I must have missed the news about the plumbers convention coming to town .. LOL

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    August 2nd, 2013

  13. kestra

    Here’s a scary thought …. maybe both these belts ARE doing the one job they are meant to do. Maybe they ARE holding up the pants………. Thank you belt for doing your job!!

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    August 2nd, 2013

  14. Frodo

    So the guy on the right couldn’t hit the loops at all. What makes it worse than the other is the pimply ass and beyond dirty underwear he has on.

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    August 7th, 2013

  15. Terésa

    The one on the left appears to have very swollen calves. He may not be able to pull his pants up over his calves. )c:

    The one on the right, I guess his belt loops could be broken…

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    August 11th, 2013

  16. jerry

    If it is the belts’ fault, they should be shipped back to China or where ever they were made.

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  17. jerry

    Jethro Bodine and Ellie Mae Clampett were ropes for belts, and I do not remember an episode of the Beverly Hillbillies where their cracks were exposed.

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    August 11th, 2013

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