Tracker Smacker



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He made the car a trike. Why, you ask? Because he literally couldn’t have made the car any worse. Honestly if his idea was to transform it into a giant mobile flaccid penis I probably still would have been like “Ehhh, go for it. Can’t get any worse than it already is.”

North Carolina

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Tracker Smacker, 6.3 out of 10 based on 186 ratings

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  1. LUVPLUMPTRAMPS

    The spring rate of that fork can t be high enough for the weight however I would like to see how he is actuating the steering

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    August 1st, 2013

  2. ABB

    That thing is in North Carolina, need we say more?

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    August 1st, 2013

  3. Watertender

    Is anyone else thinking “Only Fools And Horses”? Like a hotrod version of Del Trotter’s 3 wheeled van

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    August 1st, 2013

  4. Jen

    The Official Walt-mart-Sponsored Race Car

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    August 1st, 2013

  5. Xander Zzyzyx

    That so reminds me of that Reliant Regal seen in Mr. Bean. Probably tips just as easily.

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    August 2nd, 2013

  6. ms codpiece

    and it’s parked in a handicap spot…i didnt realize the placards are meant for the vehicles not the occupants of said vehicle!

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    August 2nd, 2013

  7. PPLWATCHER

    Brought to you by the same person who combined a minivan & pickup truck…

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    August 2nd, 2013

  8. darren

    all the horsepower of a lawn mower….. with half the usefulness

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    August 2nd, 2013

  9. Messican

    MS CODPIECE: I think that’s too narrow to be a handicapped spot.

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    August 2nd, 2013

  10. oneijack

    nope see the blue lines… Handicapped, also a handicapped thingy hanging on the rearview mirror

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    August 2nd, 2013

  11. MasterBaiter

    the drivers disability is obviously mental.

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    August 2nd, 2013

  12. Anon

    That man on the right = win.

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    August 2nd, 2013

  13. ms codpiece

    @Messican…if you look in the windsheild you can clearly see the handicap placard…and under the car/bike you can see the handicap icon…notice to the right the yellow lines…that allows for handicap vans to park there and let the passengers out to the side.

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    August 2nd, 2013

  14. JP

    I thought maybe the car was just tail-gating the bike.. like a little too close

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    August 2nd, 2013

  15. David

    Not only is the space kinda narrow, I think it may have been recently painted over. It’s mostly white stripes with some blue showing through.

    I also have to wonder about the steering arrangement. Other than that, it seems pretty cool to me.

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    August 3rd, 2013

  16. Erik

    That is a handicapped spot, look under the vehicle. Typical Walmart customer. Too lazy to walk.

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    August 3rd, 2013

  17. jackmaster

    He must roll on every turn at least once a week.

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    August 3rd, 2013

  18. Elmo Glick

    Actually this seems to be aerogonomically superior .to inventional design. Plus you don’t have to blow up four tires, only three, which is laborsaving.
    Plus cheaper.

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    August 5th, 2013

  19. bubba

    Ahh,the love of motorcycles and GEO trackers,unfortunately he has neither.

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    August 5th, 2013

  20. FlamingoNut

    I miss my 91 Geo Tracker sooooooooo much, and curse the fool that created this monstrosity.

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    August 5th, 2013

  21. Trizzy

    Maybe the road tax is lower on NC for vehicles with less than four wheels? That’s why the Reliant Robin came about in the ’70s. Probably handles like a mail sorter though.

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    August 11th, 2013

  22. nick the troubadour

    it has to be because it is now legal to call it a motorcycle in many states, and tag insurance and the like are in may case much lower in price

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    August 11th, 2013

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