Ricky + Jamie



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Nothing says love like a poorly tattooed dick. I’m sure our buddies over at WTFTattoos.com can appreciate this. In fact, we love them so much we were thinking about getting huge tattoos of man meat across our chest with “PoWM” and “WTFTattoos” draped around the shaft. Thoughts? Comments? Anybody else want to join us?

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  1. Kelly

    On the next episode of “Tattoo Nightmares”…. seriously though, who tattoos a PENIS on their body on purpose?????

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    August 2nd, 2013

  2. Maher

    I see a herpe

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    August 2nd, 2013

  3. BVG

    “Dickey, Hymen”

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    August 2nd, 2013

  4. T. Road

    Is that showing us how far he stuck it into each of them?

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    August 2nd, 2013

  5. Chris

    At least the names are spelled correctly… SMH

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    August 2nd, 2013

  6. Dozer

    Is it me or does it appear “Ricky” is a cover up of another name? How fun, you were dumb enough to tattoo a penis on your leg and then had to cover up the name of the old dick with the new dick! Priceless!

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    August 2nd, 2013

  7. emma

    It would be really funny if the names were Dick and Peter

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    August 2nd, 2013

  8. Brandon

    Even the Tattoo has the Herp. like the red zit on the tip!

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    August 2nd, 2013

  9. gemm

    what in the world….can we say ugliest tattoo ever

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    August 2nd, 2013

  10. Cybele

    Ok so… two names? Is she keeping track? If so, she should have started that dick tattoo much lower on her leg. She is going to need a lot more room.

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    August 2nd, 2013

  11. Yremur

    So who’s the owner – Ricky or Jamie?

    Hashtag boner buddies 4 lyfe

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    August 2nd, 2013

  12. Confused

    So I am a bit perplexed about how this is supposed to read… Is that Ricky & Jamie’s dick? or is Ricky and Jamie her kids? OR is Ricky one dick and Jamie another dick she rides? Hmmm I think any way it goes this was just a bad idea!

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    August 2nd, 2013

  13. MYCCW

    Just pondering this question….
    Is that a little direction finder pointing at the “Big One” that talks?
    ROFLMAO ..Sorry couldn’t help myself.

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    August 2nd, 2013

  14. Christina

    WOW, really? Why on earth would someone get a tattoo like that? I really hope Ricky and Jamie aren’t his kids. And if Jamie is his girlfriend, she must be so proud…

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    August 2nd, 2013

  15. Megan

    Please tell me that was done with a Sharpie and is not an actual tattoo. Because if it is, that woman needs to be put away on the looney farm.

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    August 2nd, 2013

  16. Carlos Danger

    Missing some labia-flaps, don’t ya think!

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    August 2nd, 2013

  17. Suzy8track

    Are we sure its a real tatoo and not a poor man’s tatoo, done with an bic pen?

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    August 2nd, 2013

  18. Michael

    That’s nothing……I work as an instructor in a allied health program and our students have to practice on each other, so one of my students who was acting as “patient” removed his shirt, and on his chest was a tattoo of a huge erect penis wearing a crown…..he said he did it because his friends always called him a royal dick. This was very detailed, shaded, with veins and even a couple of drops squirting out! Talk about “out there!” smh

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    August 2nd, 2013

  19. Cramit Cakes

    “Ricky + Jamie”

    I think Ricky + Jamie are her brothers ; )

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    August 2nd, 2013

  20. HooHoo

    here HooHoo brothers, yeeaa, better than her dad and mom

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    August 2nd, 2013

  21. Joey G

    WOW! Just when you think you have seen the worst tattoo idea ever, this comes along!

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  22. Shawn

    I think this is a female and maybe the names are boyfriends she’s had sex with, if you notice on the sides of the name banner beside BOTH names there’s an X. …….Probably “Ricky ” and ” Jamie” were the only 2 dudes stupid enough in that town to sleep with her

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    August 2nd, 2013

  23. FooFooDyke

    Nobody mentioned the X’s on the name banners. What do you think they mean?

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    August 2nd, 2013

  24. Mams

    I think she is Jamie. So darn proud she finally landed a man. How disgusting is it that a penis has to be tatooed on some woman’s body. Her poor kids have to look at that for many years to come. Gawd help them!

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    August 2nd, 2013

  25. VBCHICK

    I’m just really disgusted by the lack of class, no self respect & no respect for others. This woman is not even trying to keep that ugly gross tat covered up. By wearing short shorts others are forced to view that X-rated picture. It’s offensive and something that parents shouldn’t have to worry about their child seeing. I wouldn’t let my child look at those pictures & it’s being forced on them. There was a time not so long ago that anyone wearing anything vulgar was denied entrance to public places. I’m totally support that law.

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    August 3rd, 2013

  26. Jen

    In love and connected at the hip, or the d*ck.

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    August 3rd, 2013

  27. Jimmy

    All pictures on this site need proof of being at Walmart. This one fails.

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    August 3rd, 2013

  28. PeopleMakeMeSick

    The pimple in the head and the stretch marks give it that extra good quality we’re looking for….

    *Puke*

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    August 3rd, 2013

  29. Reluctant Walmart Shopper

    I am guessing that that the tattoo (and penis) recipient is Jamie and that the d*ck-du-jour is Ricky (and that “Ricky” is the part done in Sharpie!).

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    August 3rd, 2013

  30. ABB

    That’s the worst prison tat of a dick ever!

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    August 3rd, 2013

  31. Ricky

    you just can’t fix stupid!!!!

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    August 3rd, 2013

  32. buttercup

    Anyone else notice the little “x” on each names ribbons?…What’s behind those things?

    Are these names her ex’s?

    This is all too far out there for me…Wow…Her parents must be so proud…not to mention her kids someday.

    Going to the beach with her for a mom…?

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    August 3rd, 2013

  33. Rita

    I think that’s a woman’s leg, and I think Jamie is her name.. so I think Ricky is her boyfriend… just to answer everyone’s confusion. Terrible tattoo… tasteless and meaningless.

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    August 4th, 2013

  34. Joey BadaBing

    You guys get all worked up,
    just Because
    She Tatoos her brothers’ names and dong
    on her leg….

    After all they made it legal..
    they married her .. say congrats to the sister bride

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    August 5th, 2013

  35. Picklestink

    At least the dong is pointing in the right direction. I know the bar is pretty low for the sub-humans, but you have to give them credit when its due.

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    August 5th, 2013

  36. Bill

    What a hideous looking tattoo. Reminds me of the horrible work done in prisons. I’m willing to assume the creature it’s applied to is equally hideous.

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    August 5th, 2013

  37. Cramit Cakes

    I can see there will be 2 or 3 more names tat’ed on by next week

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    August 5th, 2013

  38. Reggie

    This “artwork” on her leg is just going to look so good when she is at work, selling corn dogs at the traveling carnival.

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    August 6th, 2013

  39. miss2the_T

    I think that it’s a female with the tat. Her idiot mind probably thought she was getting back at her ex-boyfriends, and this is symbolic of them being “dicks”.

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    August 6th, 2013

  40. AndyT

    Looks like she needs treatment, the cock has genital warts haha

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    August 11th, 2013

  41. Dick Fitzwell

    Its obviously two dudes!
    Ricky + Jamie ~ only a man knows how to please another man!
    The only question is – is this Ricky or Jamie’s thigh?

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    August 11th, 2013

  42. Pete Gozinya

    Isn’t anyone else gettin turned on?

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    August 11th, 2013

  43. Alan

    WOW! At least it’s not on the stretch marks!!! Bonus!

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    August 11th, 2013

  44. randi

    Maybe those are her kids’ names lol

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    August 11th, 2013

  45. really

    Looks like a grease pencil or sharpie…

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    August 11th, 2013

  46. Aww_naw

    OMG, that is sickening.. I cant even tell if that’s a man or a woman’s leg.. if its a mans, his shorts are too short for a man to be wearing and if its a woman, she’s too hairy! EIther way, Im disgusted… :P

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    August 11th, 2013

  47. GMT60

    Disgustingly STUPID!!!!
    And we all know….Ya just can’t fix stupid!!!

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    August 11th, 2013

  48. Ana

    This cannot be for real…it cannot.

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    August 12th, 2013

  49. Doug

    The most offensive thing is the terrible execution of the tat. As bad an idea as a cock tattoo is, it’s “your body” but gezzus, find a tattooist who isn’t drunk and high on meth to do the work.

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    August 22nd, 2013

  50. Jamie

    Well you see, Ricky lost his actual penis in this horrible boating accident; and so one night when he was drinking away his troubles He decided to get a new one.

    At least that’s my best guess, seeing as I’m not THAT Jamie. As far as you know anyway.

    Also; no one has brought up the possibility that they COULD be gay-or they could even be a trio and the pair Ricky and Jamie are both submissive to the person who’s tattoo this is.

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    November 12th, 2013

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