Peace, Jorts & Biscuits!…Hmmm, now that I think about it I don’t think that slogan is gonna catch on anytime soon.
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August 5th, 2013
Bare backing the one on the right especially with that that skull and cross bones tat
Don’t any of these people have friends that would tell them how awful they look? Or don’t they have a mirror for God’s sake.? These people are what gives fat people a bad name.!!!!
Give peace a chance.
peace) what the F, now why in the hell would this woman think that we wanted to see her old droopy, wrinkling fat ass cheeks is beyond me, cover up lady !!! geezzzzz
and besides that, how does she think she is going to get that wide ass between those 2 cars, it just ant going-naa happen,
and BTW lady, thank you lady for scratching that beautiful old car,,, god she is a winner
for the one on the right, she just want’s attention, well not if I was 80 and drunk and had 3 Rubbers on
Blargh! What happened to the ass on the left? it has like… a snapper or something. X(
OK, you’ve gone too far. When an old POWM’er like myself actually considers mentioning upchucking…….
Please remove the lady on the left for the mental health of us all.
Sometimes I am so ashamed of my species. What do these women have to tell and convince themselves when they walk out of the house looking like this. That their ego is alive and well and living in fantasy land?
this here is a crime, and I am the victim
The imbecile on the left is the reason why I park in the parking lot as far away from what ever store I am going to as I can
I don’t mind walking
Ok so I gotta ask the one on the left where was it taken???
The Last Universalist
They both look good to me. I like big women.
Too late for the butter, they’ve got cottage cheese.
Where is the army dad when you need him. He sets a better example for our little girls than these two women do.
Man, I’m glad the one in blue didn’t speall “peace” the other way!!!!!!!! Nasty.
HEY!! That one on the left is my wife Lori.
hey, you know, the one in the blue, it looks like a HooHoo to me
Sweet Jesus! There is NO peace in THAT valley for me!
dang, if that thing get’s any lower it will be illegal
“dang, if that thing get’s any lower it will be illegal”
man, that thing is low enough now a dog could chew on it
They cut off their cut-offs waaaay too high.
that aint no piece…its chunks
On the left of the “Peace” pig is a really nice-looking ’64 Ford Galaxie 500XL.
I just hope that nobody vomited on that beautiful car when they saw this unsightly, trashy woman.
I also hope that this pig didn’t scratch that gorgeous old Ford!
I do not know how people get out like this!!! Disturbing to the mind they are!
A lot of terry bath towels died in the making of the one on the left’s outfit. And from the looks of it not enough bath towels were used. Oh, the inhumanity of it.
Doesn’t flossing between those cheeks hurt?!?? It’s ugly, it’s ignorant, and if they think they are being sexy, they are sharing only one brain cell. I, too, pity the old Ford on the left.
skullbones ain’t that bad from that angle.
the one on the right wears it way better! nice and round
thats a damn nice classic car on the left
I’ll take war!
August 6th, 2013
Cool ’64 Ford Galaxie 500 on the left. Yes, that’s the correct spelling.
mawbell in Texas
For God’s sake, cover that shit up, have some compassion for the poor person who has to look at that disgusting ass of yours. If you must wear shorts out in public at least have your ass covered. I buy men’s shorts they are longer, (no front opening). I still only wear them at home.
Been a while since I’ve seen a ’64 Ford looking that good near something looking that bad!!
I don’t know about the biscuits, but I vote for the sweet Galaxie 500 on the left.
G Spot Finder
What no mention of the big black bra and see through top?
I hope they both sit down on splintery chairs and have to go to the emergency room to have them removed.
Or, when they get home someone is waiting with a paddle and gives them such a spanking they can’t sit down for a week ,for appearing in public like that. They need what they are showing off blistered!
The old wrinkly frog butt on the left is really a sight! How can those shorts even be comfortable? Do those even qualify as shorts on her?
I got some gravy for those biscuits !
Why do people shove shopping carts between cars when they load/unload? Just take a few extra steps to move the groceries and avoid scratching peoples/ cars.
…and for the love of all that is decent, hide that flappy butt. It does not do any favors for you or anyone else.
“Peace’ has had too many pieces of pie…
In both of these pics, I like the one on the left. In the left pic, I like the old Ford. In the pic on the right, I like that curvy butt beneath her.
Those women are wearing what I call “Butcher Shop Shorts”….because more meat hangs out than in a butcher shop window!!! In their case it is not a pleasant sight. Of course large women can wear shorts..just as long as what belongs INSIDE the shorts (butt cheeks for example)STAYS inside the shorts.
I take a wire brush and bleach to my eyes. The woman in the first pic must be a sadist to make us look at that.
August 8th, 2013
im sorry but i think shorts should be longer than you f!@#ing vagina……go home troll….
August 9th, 2013
Why? Why? Why do all these people think it’s okay to expose their cottage cheese flab, their back titties, their bottoms, cracks, and worse?! Where do these people crawl out from? I’ve never shopped at WalMart so have no idea these sort of people exist. When a guy or woman gets to the stage of shopping in the Big Gal or Guy section at Sears, they really need to just buy themselves some muu-muus. Even guys. Why the hell not?
what would the response be if it read “Piece”?
id do the one the rights friend, hanging off the cart, now thats an eatin’ ass
HAWGS: Extremely lumpy women who think they are hot, when in reality, they are disgusting eye sores. Let’s stop them from breeding. Buy them birth control today!
August 15th, 2013
You can’t tell me they don’t feel the breeze… and there is NO WAY they dress like this and think they look goooood…. please people I need to scrub my brain.
August 18th, 2013