Those Funky Monkeys



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I was just saying to my bff the other day “Hey bff, you know what would make shopping for stuff more enjoyable? The smell of monkey shit.” And my bff was like “Hey! You might be on to something there!” It really was another bonding moment for us. Also, get your stupid f*cking primates out of the damn store!!!

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  1. girlwatcher

    And they wonder why we keep getting food borne diseases. I’m glad I don’t shop at Wally World.

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    August 5th, 2013

  2. xoxxx

    I’m Getting Tired OF Seeing These Filthy Things At Walmart! The Monkeys Are Pretty Bad, Too!

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    August 5th, 2013

  3. Jen

    Monkey see, monkey do. Monkey’s gonna poop on you.

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    August 5th, 2013

  4. kevin

    hard to distinguish which is the monkey on the right

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    August 5th, 2013

  5. egads

    Why do (some) WalMarts allow animals in their stores? Unless it’s a “working” animal (dogs. monkeys, maybe others I am not aware of), it’s disgusting, and probably filthy. What the hell is wrong with management? Oh, wait….silly me….

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  6. Barker62

    No friggin’ way monkeys should be in stores, or parrots or…..! It’s a sanitation violation if nothing else since food is sold there. As far as I’m concerned only guide dogs for the blind are acceptable.

    If the owners don’t like it they can go somewhere else.

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    August 5th, 2013

  7. sam

    I said the same thing to a wal-mart manager “no monkeys should be allowed in the store”. He called me a racist.

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    August 6th, 2013

  8. Joey BadaBing

    ” Also, get your stupid f*cking primates out of the damn store!!! ”

    There would be NO customers :-)

    that’s a GOOD start ! :-)

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    August 6th, 2013

  9. darren

    heck they look like they could be her kids

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    August 6th, 2013

  10. Senior

    WOW! And we thought we were getting sick at Wally-World from all the little snot-nosed rug rats running around! Sure glad I don’t have to rely on this cesspool for my grocerys.

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    August 6th, 2013

  11. jj

    Health regulations in most states prohibit animals in stores that sell groceries – with the exception of working DOGS (no others). Maybe they aren’t so strict at non-super centers, but I still don’t want to have those filthy things in a store I ever shop in. Chickens, ducks, geese, parrots, monkeys – are all very dirty and left at home.

    Then, some of the people pictured here should stay at home.

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    August 8th, 2013

  12. Krazy Kat

    What’s with these assholes who bring their shit-flinging apes into Wal-Mart? Is this a Southern thing? I thought it was illegal, not to say very pathetic, to have a monkey for a pet. It is in most states, but apparently not at Wally World!

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    August 9th, 2013

  13. Jackie

    Why is cursing about the monkeys? The poor animal would also prefer in his homeland with his family. Ensures a decent animal protection law instead.

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    August 19th, 2013

  14. alice

    i hope you realize that some people have working monkeys. the monkeys help keep them emotionally stable.

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    September 4th, 2013

  15. Jacy L

    just where in the US is or ar these stores? I can’t believe this is seen in America! How trashy and dirty can people get??

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    October 4th, 2013

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