When your bottom biscuits get too much lard in them they turn into muffin tops. I can’t explain how or why, I’m not a baker. Just take me for my word on this one.
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Looks like the buns collapsed in the oven.
August 6th, 2013
once again …another cleopatra idiot who is in denial of her ever growing girth…and doing what the guys do…wearing bottoms BELOW the given waist line to APPEAR smaller than you actually are. You are fooling NO ONE. YOU ARE FAT! Own that fact and buy correctly fitting clothing please! Society will thank you!
So I know im truly white trash because I could see her as my wife LOL
nick the troubadour
look how embarrassed the daughter is
lol you could drop something into the exposed “coin slot” and run away XD
as the saying goes,
BECAUSE IT ZIPS, DOESNT MEAN IT FITS
That’s just sad, and kind of pathetic.
Yorkshire Pudding is usually served with gravy. Thank goodness there is no gravy.
I think I’d classify as a poopover rather than popover.
Why bother putting those foolish looking things on at all?!
icy the humor
Why even bother wearing shorts?
Seriously?? How can a person not know that their blubbery backside is sliding out of their shorts? And, another thing, get some shorts that fit lady because, as much as you think you are, YOU AIN’T JUICY!!!
Pull your shorts up. Crack kills.
Too many popovers are what got her in this situation…
All I can say is “If your jeans look like very short shorts once you have them one. They are way to small to cover the big Divided you got going.
if you have to lay down to button and zip your pants they are to tight.
It’s like these women say “Ohhhhh, Perfect Fit !!! Now give these to me TWO SIZES smaller !!! “
August 7th, 2013
Do these shorts make me look fat? No, the fat makes you look fat.
what is scary is she bred twice…actually that only half of the usual no of kids seen in carts at WM
How odd….she’s in the baking goods aisle and not the produce section
The only thing popping over is my stomach. Oops. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Sickening.Disgusting. Could go and on with the adjectives.
Its not just the issue of her weight. Fat or not, parading around with her butt crack showing,apparently no underwear, shows she is totally lacking in class, self-respect, and any sense of decency.
She should have those shorts pulled down and her bare butt blistered so badly she couldnt sit on it for at least a week.After she had been taking her meals standing up,eating off the mantelpiece,for a few days, she might decide to dress decently when she goes out in public,maybe think twice about showing her skanky ass off.
the scary part is that in the grand scheme of things, at least compared to other walcreatures, she isnt **that** fat
Umm are you serious? This cow doesn’t even have her shorts on! She just pulled them up to right underneath her butt and then pulled her shirt down over her fat ass. And I shouldn’t even say fat ass because I gotta fat ass but I sure am not fat.
August 8th, 2013
looks painful! if theyre that much too small; how in the heck did she even get them that far on?!
August 9th, 2013
She probably brags on facebook that she’s still wearing the same size pants she did in high school. What she fails to leave out is she can only pull them to slightly above her knee when she zips up.
August 12th, 2013
I belive walmart calls it a roll back……..
August 29th, 2013