Parking Lot Patoot



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When you’re showing more ass than most people even have, I think something serious needs to change. Like the clothes you wear for starters.

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Parking Lot Patoot, 8.3 out of 10 based on 373 ratings

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  1. Otto deFay

    Please tell me those aren’t her kotex pads on the bench next to her.

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    August 7th, 2013

  2. ms codpiece

    wow…clearly she should not be wearing shorts since they don’t fit. a muu muu is required…too bad you dont find them attractive to wear…we dont find your ass attractrive to see or smell!

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    August 7th, 2013

  3. The Last Universalist

    Pull your pants up, woman!

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    August 7th, 2013

  4. Joey BadaBing

    From a famous movie quote…

    “We’re Gonna need a BIGGER wheelchair…”

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    August 7th, 2013

  5. LUVPLUMPTRAMPS

    How horrible

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    August 7th, 2013

  6. Joey BadaBing

    That clearly is WTF ?

    A total 1st place POWM winner

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  7. Slop Jar Magoo

    This is truly a “Black Ho”…….nothing can escape it….not even light according to NASA. This is the first picture I’ve ever seen of one.

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    August 7th, 2013

  8. Rob Nunya

    Now are you seriously going to sit there and tell me that filthy nlgger doesn’t look exactly like a jungle primate?! Really? They have 1 million more generations to go before becoming human.

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    August 7th, 2013

  9. MrsRodted

    I think I just threw up a little… oops, nope… alot…

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  10. darren

    The term “ass for days” doesnt quite fit, maybe more like “ass for eons”

    and I love sexy sized women but oh boy that is just the fullest moon ive ever seen with the naked eye.

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  11. Steve Nagel

    Don’t do crack!

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    August 7th, 2013

  12. ABB

    Holy crap! That’s the widest load a human could carry. And even the baby got back song guy would skip out on this one!

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    August 7th, 2013

  13. Netjnke

    Weather Report – Winds are brown and from the south today.

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    August 7th, 2013

  14. Rufus T jones

    Man……I just ate my lunch…!!!! Feel sick.

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  15. Nice

    Another reason to love Obamacare
    What a thrill knowing how much more she is going to cost us
    But she can vote and she can breed
    Booyah

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  16. keith

    I like big butts and I can not lie.

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  17. Not Again

    my God, that women has a bigger ass than a horse

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  18. Cramit Cakes

    yeeaa, and horses ass is haired over so you can’t see it’s pimples

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    August 7th, 2013

  19. HooHoo

    yeeyaa, and a horses ass is better to look at

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    August 7th, 2013

  20. Webulous

    Is it wrong that I think this is kind of hot?

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  21. Well Now

    can’t you see this one and the peace/in blues lady have a, love, and lick, free for all, like 2 bulldogs licken in loven

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  22. Senior

    It’s not that she is not aware of what is showing, it is that she just doesn’t care. No need for this one to look in the mirror, she just doesnt’ care. No need for anyone to say anything to her, she just doesn’t care. Of course she can feel the wind on the “parts”, she just doesn’t care.

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    August 7th, 2013

  23. MC

    Caution: Wide & heavy load up ahead.

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  24. Chinamart

    That woman’s a menace to society. How unsanitary to say the least!

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  25. Chinamart

    TO “NICE” – WTF does “Obamacare” have to do with a fat ass?

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    August 7th, 2013

  26. BD40

    I live in Europe and yes, we do have some obese people here, too, and no, that’s not the picture of america they show us on TV here every day, but holy jesus christ in heaven! look at those knees and calves!! this one really really scares me. If someone ends up like that, they must be completely void of any perception of their own body. for miles around nothing similar to this one here where I live; just sad. hope she gets around to doing sth.

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    August 7th, 2013

  27. Reggie

    I know that it is not nice to mock the handicapped, but…Where is this person’s common sense and/or his/her concept of public decency?

    I don’t want to see anyone’s butt displayed in public, but, when one’s posterior is equivalent in size to the rear ends of any 5 people, that is a sure sign that you need to cover it up.

    (Others are apparently convinced that this person is female, but I believe that “it” could be of either gender.)

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    August 7th, 2013

  28. Not Me

    Now I know why it’s been cloudy for days. A total eclipse of the sun.

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  29. Tanner

    Someone should shoot her in the ass with rock salt, like oldtime farmers used to do watermelon patch raiders.
    Or dump her ass first into bed of cactus. At least the spines would cover it up so it couldnt be seen, and she’d have to spend the next month pulling them out.

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    August 7th, 2013

  30. Bug Soup

    great GOOGLY moogly

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  31. Cybr

    Indiana Jones and The Crack of Doom.

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  32. THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ

    Only thing missing is the mule…

    A black and 40 acres are in the picture…..

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    August 7th, 2013

  33. Layla

    Tonight’s forecast: Clear with half-moon.

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  34. Jen

    Must be wearing those low-rise pants.

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  35. HooHoo

    I bet she could cook a grilled cheese sandwich in that crack

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  36. george johnson

    Oh man! obama the lawless would LOVE that!! He likes ‘em big like that.
    Food the rest of us, that’s pretty sick.

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  37. Kev

    Now THIS is why I come to POWM!

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  38. Jack M

    When she takes a shower, her feet never get wet!

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    August 8th, 2013

  39. Watertender

    She needs to visit Omar the Tent Maker for a new wardrobe. The pucker between those cheeks hasn’t seen toilet paper in years. The only way that ass would get fully cleaned is with a garden hose…….

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  40. sam

    “Kentucky fried chicken be good, especially good now dat I kin but it wiff my e.b.t. Card. Thank you obamas.

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  41. Bug Soup

    KEV nailed it. We are all pathetic.

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  42. Cybr

    @Watertender. I think you’re wrong, bud. A fire hose, maybe. A wimpy little garden hose, no way.

    Or maybe one of those high pressure jet-spray nozzles at the car wash. I can just see her ass cheeks flapping around in that high pressure water stream. OK, I just choked back some vomit.

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  43. Blue Bunneh

    I want to make fun of her, but she’s airing her broken give-a-damn more than her ass, and it’s really sad. How down do you have to be before you go out in public like that?

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  44. G Spot Finder

    What the hell kind of plumbing fixture is huge enough for that ass? How does she know she’s over it?

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  45. Northerngirl

    There is absolutely no excuse for this. My supervisor is a larger lady, size 3X to 5X, (she has medical problems, hence the weight) yet she dresses well according to her size. Her blouses are long, her pants go up to her waist and they fit well with enough fabric so I have never been subjected to camel toe, moose knuckle or any other tasteless sight. I have never even seen panty lines as her pants are so loose.

    These monstrosities ought to take note!

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  46. Chinamart

    Why are there so many anti-Obama comments here? Is it because she’s black? This is NOT a political site. Go to Politico or Red State or some other Obama-bashing site, but please, don’t show your Obama Derangement Syndrome here – mmmk?

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  47. Bug Soup

    Chinamart you do realize the constiuency here, right…..

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  48. Easy Does It

    this is what they call “the Great Divide”

    man ??????

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  49. Maybe Next Time

    “”Why are there so many anti-Obama comments here? Is it because she’s black?”"

    NO !! not at all, it is, because, like her, Obama is excessive, to much, and un-caring of the public behind him ; )

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  50. jewelryjunkie

    I got sad when I saw this picture :(

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  51. Loki

    friggin ewww…seriously….can she NOT feel the BREEZE on her whole ass….just gross

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    August 9th, 2013

  52. Catherine Boss

    Whoa. I have no WalMart near me in the D.C. suburbs, so am dependent on all the laffs I get from this site. This woman, and all the others with huge cracks, big butt cheeks, sharts, etc.—they all live on a different planet. I’ve never seen anything like it! What a horrible education I’m getting! Rednecks, trailer trash galore. This gal, well, she should be ashamed. Someone needs to call her mother to come get her and put her in a size 100 (“pretty plus”) overall. God almighty!

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    August 9th, 2013

  53. MC

    @ MAYBE NEXT TIME
    Obama in NOT a she, he’s a HE= MALE, DUH.
    You should stop making opinions about your president if you don’t even know his gender.

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    August 9th, 2013

  54. The Thinker

    Chinamart, you have to understand what you are dealing with here. Whenever you see a picture of a black person you will get racist comments. You have seen plenty of overweight white people on this site and never seen a racist comment. Yet these are the same people that will say minorities and people of color are racist. The sad thing is that other white people, who are not racist, see the racist comments and say nothing.

    How much would you like to bet that every person that made a racist comment voted republican?

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    August 9th, 2013

  55. Cass

    Only in Missouri….

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    August 13th, 2013

  56. Rick

    This fat sow is a TYPICAL OBAMA VOTER. She votes Democrat every time just so she can get MO MONEY from the taxpayers to buy fried chicken with. She and all her jigaboo friends are KILLING AMERICA as we know it!

    Obama = Worst president EVER

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  57. Turbo

    @ The Thinker – Yeah, I agree with you pal. I have no idea what a “Jigaboo” is, or really, why everyone automatically assumes she’s buying “fried chicken” and that its all Obama’s fault.

    Back on topic of the actual photograph…I bet that sht STINKS! She needs to go to Wal-greens and get that “Comfort Wipe” toilet paper holding wand to get anywhere near getting semi-wiped after a fat duke.

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  58. Shameless Truth

    Fat people are inherently selfish. How can you consume the amount of food it takes to do that to yourself, knowing that food should be feeding other people, unless you are the most selfish person in the world?

    What sort of compromises does she make to afford the food? How do her children suffer because she spends her money on food she doesn’t share with them? She may as well be a junkie for all the good she does herself or her family.

    One in a million has a glandular problem and she isn’t one of them. The ones who are sick are the ones who try to take care of themselves.

    She didn’t get that way overnight. She isn’t surprised at her size and she doesn’t give a flying fuck about her pride, her health or anyone in the whole world except the emotional psuedo-sexual gratification she gets from eating.

    Fucking kill her and all those like her. There aren’t enough resources to go around and I guarantee you these people don’t contribute at all. She is a human locust.

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    August 23rd, 2013

  59. No name

    I’m going to guess she can’t find clothes that fit due to the size of her butt, and I’m being serious. Not thinking the ass showing is voluntary this time.

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    August 29th, 2013

  60. Timourushka

    Poor thang, she must be diabetic and she is disabled – isn’t it a wheel chair next to her? I don’t think it will carry her far!

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    August 30th, 2013

  61. hubba bubb

    BOOTY BUTT BOOTY BUTT!

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