If a jelly roll came to life and calmly shopped at Walmart, this is what I imagine it would look it.
31 Comments | In: Featured Creature, Funny, Illinois, Walmart Fashion
August 8th, 2013
Holy Freakshow ????? WTF is that ?? IM notsure if that’s a Man, Woman or a cross between the Michelin Man and Barbie >>>??
I think there is some blueberries mixed in.Maybe some dingleberries too.
Isn’t this the first man (if I observe correctly) on this site with back tits? Congratulations. He should get a prize!
OK Bud, here’s a fashion tip. If you’ve got three beer-bellies, cut-off shirts are probably not the best choice.
Apparently Jelly Roll here was attacked by someone with a sweet tooth…
But walking not riding. Props.
Dafaq am I looking at ? ?
didn’t I see his GF sitting on a bench outside
That’s a lady. And I use the term loosely. Yikes.
He has a mouth on the back of his head
It must have taken three men and a boy to zip those pants shut.
If there was ever a time to wear a half-shirt….it wasn’t now.
Hulk no smash
Hulk run for his life the other way
THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ
Bam Bam Bigelow????
It’s one thing to look like that, it’s another to show it off…
Jeezuz! He even has a roll of flab above his gross neck! Whatta MAN!
MMMmmm. He could even use one of those folds to hold his knife and fork in between his 6-8 a day ones.
August 9th, 2013
That’s a female, wide hips for carrying little kids, I think.
This (posted below) wheel chair broads baby daddy
@Oz. Sorry to tell you, Bam-Bam is six feet under.
Is this monstrosity a male or a female? It looks like a female until you get to the trucker type head….. good Lord, if I ever needed dieting inspiration, this should do it.
Gothchiq I read your post too fast, I thought it said “dating” inspiration…..cleaned up my keyboard and reread. Makes sense now.
Methinks it might be the female of the species…you can see the cup of a black bra peeking out on the right side. Of course, that is not always an indicator of gender.
It’s got male patterned baldness. It’s not wearing a bra. It’s got pink on its shoes. It’s got women’s hips. What is IT?
August 10th, 2013
Ok, so you’re disgustingly obese..WHY? WHY CUT YOUR SHIRT IN HALF? You are a disgusting fat body private pyle. They’re paying for it, you eat it!
August 11th, 2013
I wish I hadn’t seen that while eating.
must not look in mirror before going out in public?Yuk
August 13th, 2013
Dustin the man
Is that a man??? Seriously, I need to know…. is it??? IS IT????
August 17th, 2013
Could it possibly be that this whale person has some sort of genetic disorder and is color blind and fashion backward?
August 30th, 2013
Dear lord this is the Watseka walmart.
September 7th, 2013
That guy has some thunder hips.
September 22nd, 2013