Raspberry Jelly Roll



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If a jelly roll came to life and calmly shopped at Walmart, this is what I imagine it would look it.

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Raspberry Jelly Roll, 7.7 out of 10 based on 230 ratings

31 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. emma

    Hulk smash!

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    August 8th, 2013

  2. darren

    Holy Freakshow ????? WTF is that ?? IM notsure if that’s a Man, Woman or a cross between the Michelin Man and Barbie >>>??

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    August 8th, 2013

  3. ms codpiece

    “Bulk SMASH”!

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    August 8th, 2013

  4. ITHINKISHARTED

    I think there is some blueberries mixed in.Maybe some dingleberries too.

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    August 8th, 2013

  5. broketaxpayer

    Isn’t this the first man (if I observe correctly) on this site with back tits? Congratulations. He should get a prize!

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    August 8th, 2013

  6. Cybr

    OK Bud, here’s a fashion tip. If you’ve got three beer-bellies, cut-off shirts are probably not the best choice.

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    August 8th, 2013

  7. Northerngirl

    Apparently Jelly Roll here was attacked by someone with a sweet tooth…

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    August 8th, 2013

  8. Bug Soup

    But walking not riding. Props.

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    August 8th, 2013

  9. Leo

    Dafaq am I looking at ? ?

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    August 8th, 2013

  10. Cramit Cakes

    didn’t I see his GF sitting on a bench outside

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    August 8th, 2013

  11. Trizzy

    That’s a lady. And I use the term loosely. Yikes.

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    August 8th, 2013

  12. LUVPLUMPTRAMPS

    He has a mouth on the back of his head

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    August 8th, 2013

  13. Chinamart

    It must have taken three men and a boy to zip those pants shut.

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    August 8th, 2013

  14. Jen

    If there was ever a time to wear a half-shirt….it wasn’t now.

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    August 8th, 2013

  15. Neil

    Hulk no smash

    Hulk run for his life the other way

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    August 8th, 2013

  16. THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ

    Bam Bam Bigelow????

    It’s one thing to look like that, it’s another to show it off…

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    August 8th, 2013

  17. Catherine Boss

    Jeezuz! He even has a roll of flab above his gross neck! Whatta MAN!
    MMMmmm. He could even use one of those folds to hold his knife and fork in between his 6-8 a day ones.

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    August 9th, 2013

  18. MC

    That’s a female, wide hips for carrying little kids, I think.

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    August 9th, 2013

  19. Joey BadaBing

    This (posted below) wheel chair broads baby daddy

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    August 9th, 2013

  20. Cybr

    @Oz. Sorry to tell you, Bam-Bam is six feet under.

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    August 9th, 2013

  21. gothchiq

    Is this monstrosity a male or a female? It looks like a female until you get to the trucker type head….. good Lord, if I ever needed dieting inspiration, this should do it.

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    August 9th, 2013

  22. Bug Soup

    Gothchiq I read your post too fast, I thought it said “dating” inspiration…..cleaned up my keyboard and reread. Makes sense now.

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    August 9th, 2013

  23. PPLWATCHER

    Methinks it might be the female of the species…you can see the cup of a black bra peeking out on the right side. Of course, that is not always an indicator of gender.

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    August 9th, 2013

  24. Smogzilla

    It’s got male patterned baldness. It’s not wearing a bra. It’s got pink on its shoes. It’s got women’s hips. What is IT?

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    August 10th, 2013

  25. jackmaster

    Ok, so you’re disgustingly obese..WHY? WHY CUT YOUR SHIRT IN HALF? You are a disgusting fat body private pyle. They’re paying for it, you eat it!

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    August 11th, 2013

  26. Baloo

    I wish I hadn’t seen that while eating.

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    August 11th, 2013

  27. WOM

    must not look in mirror before going out in public?Yuk

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    August 13th, 2013

  28. Dustin the man

    Is that a man??? Seriously, I need to know…. is it??? IS IT????

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    August 17th, 2013

  29. Timourushka

    Could it possibly be that this whale person has some sort of genetic disorder and is color blind and fashion backward?

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    August 30th, 2013

  30. gilmangirls79

    Dear lord this is the Watseka walmart.

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    September 7th, 2013

  31. sssssss

    That guy has some thunder hips.

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    September 22nd, 2013

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