November 3rd, 2009
Poetic
Respect & Class Thanks For Showing Us That You’re An Ass…………..on a side note, why is Ain’t highlighted?
Arizona
Poetic,
Respect & Class Thanks For Showing Us That You’re An Ass…………..on a side note, why is Ain’t highlighted?
Arizona
Poetic,
284 Comments, Comment or Ping
Ain’t ain’t a word!
November 3rd, 2009
He needs to be covered up by a snuggy
November 3rd, 2009
Who SELLS these horrible shirts anyway?
November 3rd, 2009
I’m sure the only titties he sees is after the girl has had many many beers. Besides lots of guys have titties now days so it could be a cover.
November 3rd, 2009
Rodney Carrington FTW!
November 3rd, 2009
Gays don’t like beer? Lesbians don’t like titties? It must be nice to view the world so simply!
November 3rd, 2009
People always emphasis words that aren’t necessarily true. (i.e. this shirts message would be translated as Beer. Thank God I Queer.)
November 3rd, 2009
What a tool!
November 3rd, 2009
Stupid & Dumb…
Great T-Shirt, Chum!
November 3rd, 2009
Moron.
November 3rd, 2009
Do this idiots ever think that young kids who can read frequent stores ? Freedom of speech has limits an some people have taist, apparently this fool dont have any what so ever .
November 3rd, 2009
He ain’t queer, but his boyfriend is.
November 3rd, 2009
If he keeps saying it to himself over and over, he might forget about that funny feeling he gets in the gym shower.
November 3rd, 2009
Well apartly this kid cant handle his liquer it must make him gay if he has to have titties and beer to make himself feel stright…LOL
November 3rd, 2009
Funny how you offend gays on the back of your shirt… when the eye will naturally read all the words then stare at your ass.
Hmmmm… I’m thinking you’d like that.
November 3rd, 2009
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/ain't
November 3rd, 2009
That guy is for sure packin’ chap stick…
November 3rd, 2009
since when did gay guys not like beer?
November 3rd, 2009
OMG… this is ridiculous! Well, I guess all of these people are, haha.
November 3rd, 2009
I bet the only titties he gets to see are the ones flaunted on the front, sides, and backs of other Walmart shoppers.
November 3rd, 2009
Oh, he’s gay!
November 3rd, 2009
He probably means man titties and beer.
November 3rd, 2009
WOW he just insulted four things in one sentence,
1 – all woman (or men with man boobs)
2 – all the wonderful breweries that supply said beer
3 – God
4 – and all the gay and lesbian population
Give this man an award for ignorance! Glad he is not from TX!
November 3rd, 2009
Dude, just because you don’t swallow, doesn’t mean you “aint queer.”
November 3rd, 2009
Jamby’s been in the joint. He’s probably packin chap stick too
November 3rd, 2009
Why do people feel the need to wear these shirts in public.. Another reason why I avoid Wally World… Except to find these people and post them on here…
November 3rd, 2009
I’m guessn he isn’t married and if he is God help her!
November 3rd, 2009
Ain’t is highlighted for two simple reasons (1)”Titties ain’t”= titties ain’t what turn me on. ” (2) “& Beer thank God I Queer”= He likes beer and is glad that he’s queer
I hope this cleared that up for you lol
November 3rd, 2009
Just because “ain’t” IS in the dictionary, doesn’t mean you have to use it on a shirt. And what does boobs & beer have to do with not being queer? There’s man boobs out there. Also, gay people don’t drink beer? Since when?
November 3rd, 2009
Ain’t is in the dictionary which makes it a bonafide word….unfortunately. I’m amazed at the amount or lack of class in these people. I’m starting to wonder if this is the same guy….or maybe they are brothers. lmao Idiots. Just because he’s not “queer” doesn’t mean he’s not a douchbag.
November 3rd, 2009
It’s a line from comedian Rodney Carrington…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ylRplLnU84
November 3rd, 2009
He has it right. Tits&Ass go great with beer.
November 3rd, 2009
It’s a quote from a Rodney Carrington song… I’m not sure if that makes the shirt better or worse, regardless he’s still quite the tool.
November 3rd, 2009
The women around him probably wish he was.
November 3rd, 2009
Actually Ain’t is in the dictionary
ain’t
- a contraction of “am not,” “is not,” “are not,” “have not,” or “has not”
http://encarta.msn.com/encnet/refpages/searchdetail.aspx?q=ain't&pg=1&grp=dict
November 3rd, 2009
I’m sure queers are thankful you’re not queer.
November 3rd, 2009
I don’t know…men have titties too, don’t they?
November 3rd, 2009
It’s a line from a Rodney Carrington song, he is a comedian/musician…he is actually quite funny. But do I think this is an acceptable shirt out if the house, no not really haha.
November 3rd, 2009
..tell someone who cares
November 3rd, 2009
ok…i’m queer and i love beer and boobs…hmmm maybe its a cover up or maybe he just doesn’t believe in lesbians
November 3rd, 2009
fucking rednecks… *shakes head in disgust…*
November 3rd, 2009
titties, beer.. thank goodness i AM queer!
November 3rd, 2009
It’s a Rodney Carrington shirt. Lyrics to one of his songs.
November 3rd, 2009
Another disgusting pointless message from yet another 9th grade dropout
November 3rd, 2009
I get so fed up with idiots wearing offensive and/or ignorant t-shirts. Especially in places where you see a wide variety of people.
My boyfriend and I were out at a restaurant with his 5 year old daughter. Soon after we were seated, some idiot and his idiotic family are seated next to us. He had a t-shirt on that read “Free Blowj*b Lessons” on the front and a stick figure graphic of a female giving a male a blowj*b.
My boyfriend wanted to kick the guy’s azz. In retrospect, maybe he should have.
As for this idiot in the picture, I’m sure that the entire homosexual population is thankful that he’s straight.
November 3rd, 2009
Methinks he doth protest too much.
November 3rd, 2009
…….and the gay community breathes a deep sigh of relief.
November 3rd, 2009
Ain’t is too a word, look it up. It may be slang but it is in the dictionary. Also, now what exactly is wrong with this picture?
November 3rd, 2009
oh yes, very poetic! I’m sure if we went back in time, we would see Shakespeare walking around with that t-shirt on too….*slaps forehead at the stupidity of some*
November 3rd, 2009
Do queers not drink beer?
November 3rd, 2009
I am normally a passive person, but if I saw someone wearing a shirt that had trash talk on it, I would cause a HUGE scene. Either he would be told to leave, or I would go to jail. No, I am not a bad butt who would fight this man, I would make such a fuss they would throw me in jail for public disturbance. It should be against the law to wear crap like that in public anyways!
November 3rd, 2009
It was so nice and quiet around here until JAMBY got back. We didn’t miss you, Jamby!
November 3rd, 2009
Not seen in photo: His shopping cart,which is filled with jars of Vaseline,condoms,bottles of baby oil ,Fruit Loops cereal and a Britney Spears CD.
November 3rd, 2009
We’re glad you aren’t queer too, douche.
November 3rd, 2009
It’s actually a phrase that Rodney Carrington says as part of his act as a commedian (It’s actually a phrase from a song) …probably a Carrington fan
November 3rd, 2009
Classy! Don’t you love having to explain shirts like this to your kids?
November 3rd, 2009
The only tities he sees are his sisters when he sneeks a peek while shes in the shower!
November 3rd, 2009
You know, people…. it really doesn’t matter if you find it offensive – the U.S. Bill of Rights does protect douchbags like this guy with “FREEDOM OF SPEECH”. Grated it still doesn’t change the fact that he’s a douche and don’t get laid – and insults the homosexual community at the same time – but as U.S. Citizens, we do NOT actually have the ‘right to be comfortable”. So get over being offended, and chime in and make fun of this douche instead!
November 3rd, 2009
People need to realize that they are in public!
November 3rd, 2009
obviously alot of you people are not familiar with a comedian named Rodney Carrington. you all need to grow a brain and perfect its use before you try to speak.
November 3rd, 2009
The thing with shirts like this is that people need to have common sense in where they choose to wear them. This shirt represents a Rodney Carrington song that his fans like. They thing is that if you are a fan you would know that his comedy is of adult nature and his tymes shouldn’t be worn in places where youg kids are around.
On the subject of offending the homesexual comminty. The advise that I give is that if the roles were reversed would you be offended. Example if a homosexual was wearing a shirt that stated thank god that I’m not straight. would you be offended….. I wouldn’t.
November 3rd, 2009
Never mind the fact that this douche bag purchased this shirt, who is the idiot making these masterpieces?
November 3rd, 2009
God Bless Rodney Carrington.
November 3rd, 2009
Rodney Carrington must be a popular guy if NO ONE has heard of him
November 3rd, 2009
Man there are some dumbass people on this site. He’s free to be as ignorant and retarded as he wants. We live in a Free Country. Quit being all offended now.
Wow he doesn’t like gay folks. Not many folks do. Contrary to common belief.
November 3rd, 2009
This is probably a shirt from a comic Rodney Carrington concert. Rodney has a song called “Titties & Beer” and this is a line from that song. Carrington had a show on ABC for a couple of years called “Rodney”.
Not to cool to wear this shirt to Wally World but not nearly as bad as most of the uptight a-holes on here make it out to be. Now, thumb this down!
November 3rd, 2009
I get all the titties and beer I want, and I AM queer!! Sucks to be him.
November 3rd, 2009
Somebody said this was an offense to God? Have you even read the Bible? God doesn’t like gays either. Get over yourselves, this is a funny shirt!
November 3rd, 2009
Seriously, “Jacqui Johnston” before you attack a whole demographic of people; maybe you should consider proof reading your post before making an ass out of yourself.
November 3rd, 2009
Thank you Jacqui. This shirt is a comedic quote from COMEDIAN Rodney Carrington. His music is offensive, but what comedian today isn’t offensive. Look up this song, he can’t keep a straight face when doing it.
November 3rd, 2009
In reply to the original poster: “Ain’t” is highlighted so that anyone who catches a glimpse of the shirt will notice that before they notice the word after it. He must be really paranoid about someone seeing “queer” on his shirt and jumping to conclusions.
November 3rd, 2009
The only tits this queer has seen are on porn sites.
November 3rd, 2009
So, in one shirt he manages to tell us that homsexuals was created by god, that he is from the illiterate south, and that he never, ever, wants to get laid.
November 3rd, 2009
Rodney Carrington is funny, but this guy probably views these words as words of wisdom. What a Dumbass!
November 3rd, 2009
Don’t see nothing wrong with the shirt. In fact I think you all need grow up and realize that its from a friggen comedy concert.
And second, even if it wasn’t from a concert I don’t see anything wrong with it. Just because the liberal media has brainwashed you idiots into thinking being gay is “ok” doesn’t mean it is.
November 3rd, 2009
typical male…. hetero male, let me correct that…
November 3rd, 2009
the only titties this guy sees are on his dog
November 3rd, 2009
Awww…is that shirt what they give graduates of “Straight Camp”?
November 3rd, 2009
wow. you people are fags. thats the greatest shirt ive ever seen. as a fellow american i say wear whatever the fuck you want we live in AMERICAAA
November 3rd, 2009
“Rednecks
in message shirts,
Make my head hurt.”
November 3rd, 2009
Amen Brother!
November 3rd, 2009
yes! i’m glad he’s not queer….. coz somehow str8 or gay im guessin this dude is STILL a virgin!
November 3rd, 2009
I think he protests too much!
November 3rd, 2009
The shirt is from Rodney Carrington’s – “Titties & Beer” look it up on YouTube. It’s actually kinda funny.
November 3rd, 2009
BTW, The song “Titties and Beer” originated with Frank Zappa, NOT Rodney Carrington. Carrington stole it.
November 3rd, 2009
IT SICKENS ME WHEN I READ POSTS FROM AMERICAN CITIZENS WHO SEEM TO BELIEVE THAT IT IS OK TO BE A DEGENERATE, A PERVERT, A GOD DAMN QUEER!!
BECAUSE YOU CONDONE BUTT HUMPERS, YOU ARE EITHER ONE OF THEM OR YOU WANNA BE …
YOU ARE THE SAME TYPE OF PEOPLE WHO WRING YOUR WIDDLE HANDS WHEN SOME PIECE OF SH*T MURDERER SEEMED TO HAVE SUFFERED AS THE AUTHORITIES EXECUTED THE LOW-LIFE!
SOME OF US SEE THE ABERRATED SEXUAL PROCLIVITES OF QUEERS FOR WHAT IT IS REALLY IS – FOLKS, FACE THE FACTS, WE DON’T CALL THEM QUEERS JUST TO BE NASTY, THOSE NASTY ACCIDENTS OF BIOLOGY ARE, INDEED, QUEER!!!
WHAT THE F*** IS WRONG WITH YOU IMBECILES??
November 3rd, 2009
What do you wanna bet he’s got a huge beer gut, and the only clothes he owns are t-shirts, jeans, and jorts.
November 3rd, 2009
How is he an ass for wearing that shirt? He’s probably a really fun guy to hang out with.
November 3rd, 2009
You’re not queer,
you like beer,
and now you’re here
November 3rd, 2009
Titties and Beer was originally done by Frank Zappa. Carrington stole it.
November 3rd, 2009
hmmmm… is Chapstick somehow involved?
November 3rd, 2009
I bet he walks around the house screaming, “Because Stone Cold said so!!!”
November 3rd, 2009
Rodney Carrington? I’m pretty sure that Frank Zappa was singing about Titties n Beer long before some Carrington guy did a stand up routine. So this jackass’ shirt is a rip-off of a rip-off! Ain’t it!?
November 3rd, 2009
sorry for my typos
November 3rd, 2009
i have a gay friend who A . enjoys titties( gay men love boobs, they just dont like the lower half!) B. he loves beer. so ……..
November 3rd, 2009
He needs to hook up with the dude who’s dick smells like chapstick.
November 3rd, 2009
I love opinionated people who feel that their asshole smells better than the other varieties of assholes out there on the internet and post those opinions on the comment sections of blogs.
Wait, Wut?
November 3rd, 2009
Hahaha, this is a line from a Rodney Carrington song. He is a country comedian/singer/songwriter…he is actually really funny. But do I think this is an acceptable shirt to wear out in public, no not really haha.
November 3rd, 2009
Is he thankful for his man titties?
November 3rd, 2009
The only thing he gets lucky with is a hole in the couch cushion.
November 3rd, 2009
What’s he trying to prove?
And why?
I suspect there’s some creeping thoughts in his head.
Maybe a taffeta gown in the wardrobe, deep behind the jeans and t-shirts with strong hetero sayings.
November 3rd, 2009
Methinks he doth protest too much…
November 3rd, 2009
I wonder what jackasses will come on here and say this is a song title, so it’s excusable on a t-shirt.
November 3rd, 2009
I’ll bet he’s missing his front teeth, has a beer belly that hangs over his belt and drinks more beer than he gets titties.
November 3rd, 2009
Again, I’ve never been more proud to live in Arizona.
…sigh…
November 3rd, 2009
where do you get these shirts? there was this one pic of a guy wearing a shirt that said my dick smells like chapstick. do you have to get them specially made or something?
November 3rd, 2009
gays dont like beer?
November 3rd, 2009
that’s from a Rodney Carrington skit.. I’m sure he got the shirt from one of his shows.
November 3rd, 2009
that shirt is for wimps that don’t have a pickup truck.
November 3rd, 2009
Call Wal-Mart security a “tool” is missing in the automotive section. Or is “tool” too nice of a word for this fool?
November 3rd, 2009
Yea, I love titties and beer too. ( . Y . ) but I’m not going to wear it around on a T-shirt all day. Im not sure if its a Jackson Taylor song or a Rodney Carington song.
November 3rd, 2009
I bet this Guy is KING of the Trailer Park.
November 3rd, 2009
Do you guys know that this is from a song by Rodney Carrington, come on now its a joke.
November 3rd, 2009
I’m a lesbian & I love titties & beer! I kinda want to find this shirt, y’know, to be ironic.
November 3rd, 2009
this shirt is advertisment for: rodney carrington, he wrote the song titties and beer. he also wrote a song called: dear penis
November 3rd, 2009
Just because we have the right to free speech, does not mean we should use offensive speech around those more impressionable…
November 3rd, 2009
Another closet Republican.
November 3rd, 2009
He probably spends a lot of time at his local strip club. Plenty of beer & titties there. And most likely the only way he is going to get either.
November 3rd, 2009
Okay, emphasis on the “ain’t”. As in: “Thank God I *ain’t* queer–like everybody thought I was.” Ahh, whatever, Mr. T-Shirt Bearer.
In the words of the immortal Ned Flanders: Godspeed, little doodle . . .
November 3rd, 2009
Now i’m a huge fan of Rodney Carrington which seems only two of here have herd of but this shirt should not ever had been made great bar song though…………..
November 3rd, 2009
I’m queer and I love titties and beer.
November 3rd, 2009
What a jackass. Shirts like that scream white trash.
November 3rd, 2009
This shirt is from a song, I don’t see what the big deal is. No I would not wear it in public but it is just advertising the song which came off a great and funny album by Rodney Carrington. If you listen to it you might get it and actually enjoy the song and think the shirt is funny.
November 3rd, 2009
http://lyricstrue.net/bandsongtext/FRANK_ZAPPA/Titties_&_Beer.html
November 3rd, 2009
It may true that I am an a$$hole (and quite comfortable with that) and also true that I too like titties (breasts) and beer (the oldest known alcholic beverage). I am not enough of an a$$hole or douchebag to wear this kind of trash in a public environment.
Save it for hanging out with your trailer park buddies who, like you, need to stay in the shallow end of the gene pool to be comfortable.
November 3rd, 2009
What woman would let a moron like this near her? Well maybe the ones who are 350 pounds wearing skintight shorts. What motivates a genius like this to wear an idiot T shirt like this?
November 3rd, 2009
All the fools that are offended by this shirt are the reason America is bent over backwards trying to protect us from ourselves. That the real reason to offended!
November 3rd, 2009
only a queer would comment negativley on this shirt….lighten up homos…its okay to tell the world your a fag but you cant be proud to be hetero?
November 3rd, 2009
Seeing this, I’m thanking God that I AM queer.
November 3rd, 2009
Lumpy, you answered your own question. He’s trying to pick up the 350 pound skintight shorts women with 2/3 of their @$$ hanging out.
November 3rd, 2009
Me thinks the lady doth protest too much
November 3rd, 2009
“Ain’t” is highlighted because he’s trying to convince himself. “I *AIN’T* gay, I *AIN’T* gay…hey, check out that guys assss….NO. NO! I *AIN’T* gay!”
November 3rd, 2009
It doesn’t matter that it’s quoting a Rodney Carrington song, that doesn’t make it right. That’s like saying that because Kanye West acted like an ass in public that it’s okay to start interrupting at awards events.
November 3rd, 2009
Titties and Beer are this lesbians favorite things….I thank ‘god’ everyday that I’m queer ….and that he is definitely not…Heteros..you can have him.
..breeders…so silly.
November 3rd, 2009
So Frank Zappas song is way different than Rodney Carrington song.
Rodney Carringtons lyrics:
Titties and beer
(titties and beer)
Titties and beer
(titties and beer)
I thank god almighty for titties and beer
(big titties and beer)
Huntin’ two legged deer
(titties and beer)
Thank god I ain’t queer
( titties and beer)
There’s one thing daddy likes and thats titties and beer
(big ol’ titties and beer)
unison:
A little titties and beer
Great big titties and my beer
God damn it I love those motherfuckin’ titties…..
That ain’t the song but it is now.
We would love to do that for your wedding if you would have us.
Now wearing this in public is not okay, but I still think the shirt is funny!
November 3rd, 2009
Thank god his boyfriend is though
November 3rd, 2009
Why must everybody on this site make assumptions based on a fucking t-shirt? like it or not we get to express ourselves freely in this country just because you think its stupid doesn’t mean it is even though i agree that this one is dumb i have whats called a sense of humor and can laugh about it instead of saying “oh he must be gay” or “my boyfriend should have kicked his ass” grow up folks its just a t-shirt
November 3rd, 2009
“Huntin’ two legged deer”
It’s a song by Rodney Corrington
and for those complaining
he has another verse called Weiners and Wine…
November 3rd, 2009
This is a line from a Rodney Carrington song. He’s a comedian. Not excusing wearing the shirt, but that’s where it comes from.
November 3rd, 2009
DEAL BREAKER!
November 3rd, 2009
WHEW!!!
Good thing I read through all the previous comments!
I’m a little color blind, so I thought the shirt read:
“& BEER THANK GOD I QUEER!”
…was about to give up my favorite adult beverage if that was the case!
November 3rd, 2009
I’d be willing to bet money that this guy is, in fact, gay but he’s in such denial about it he feels the need to advertise his perceived lack of homosexual tendencies to the world.
Seriously. Look at every politician/pastor who’s been involved in a gay scandal. They all blast gay rights and vehemently deny that they’re gay when they get caught having an affair with another dude or they tried to solicit someone in an airport men’s room. Also, studies showed that vocally homophobic men were VERY aroused when they were shown gay porn, while men who weren’t homophobic didn’t really have much of a reaction to it.
Conclusion: this guy’s a total closet-case.
November 3rd, 2009
Does this mean teh gheyz do not enjoy beer or titties? I have some gay friends who are going to be very saddened by this news.
November 3rd, 2009
“Titties & ain’t” combine together to become “taint” which is where this dipstick spends most of his time…unable to find the A-Hole or the Pussy
November 3rd, 2009
If you have to put it on blast on a t-shirt that you’re not queer…then obvious questions arise.
November 3rd, 2009
He’s still in the closet and figures this is the best way to keep everyone off his trail…
November 3rd, 2009
Frank Zappa’s “Titties And Beer” is a totally different song from Carrington’s “Titties And Beer”. Same title, different song.
November 3rd, 2009
where do I get this shirt….seriously.
November 3rd, 2009
Many lesbians like titties AND beer. Just sayin’.
November 3rd, 2009
It’s a song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ylRplLnU84
November 3rd, 2009
Who wants to bet this douche has at least one kid who is gay.
November 3rd, 2009
Alright. Im sure this post is going to go in the negatives pretty quickly. Lets look at a few facts here. (1) if a lesbian wore a shirt like this that said “tits and beer, thank god Im queer” everyone would be applauding her openness to her lifestyle. Yet he cannot be proud of being straight? (albeit, its a bit derogatory, but that brings me to point two) (2) Freedom of speech. He has the right to wear this shirt, just as much as you all have a right to talk about how much you dont like it. But talking about making a scene, getting him to leave some place. THat is just as wrong as making a homosexual leave a store because he wears a rainbow tee shirt. America is about respecting ALL beliefs, not just the ones that are most popular (or protected). AAAAND (3) Do you idiots realize the irony of insulting a man who wears an anti-queer tee shirt, by calling him a queer? if I was gay, I’d take more offense to the dozens of gay puns in these comments, over a single tee shirt
November 3rd, 2009
Glad I’m not queer too!
November 3rd, 2009
Im sure he got this shirt at walmart
November 3rd, 2009
He probally has a really small penis.
November 3rd, 2009
while i agree this shirt is dumb, i wish every one would shut up about how he shouldnt be wearing it. it makes you just as dumb as him to think that he should restrict what he wears. FREEDOM OF SPEECH includes expression on t shirts. i dont want to be censored just to make you comfterable.
November 3rd, 2009
It’s from the song Titties and Beer by Bill Currington, which is hillarious by the way.
November 3rd, 2009
The reason Titties and Ain’t are highlighted is because he AIN’T GETTING NO TITTIES….
November 3rd, 2009
Awesome shirt! Words to live by
November 3rd, 2009
OMG love. I’m gay as a picnic basket and I want this t shirt.
November 3rd, 2009
the poetic words of Rodney Carington!
November 3rd, 2009
Never heard of Rodney Carrington ?
You people must not get out much.
He’s been touring the U.S. for years to packed houses and cable TV specials.
Do a web search.
November 3rd, 2009
Guys like him are the reason why girls become lesbians
I bet on his second shirt is written “Girls who are not queer anymore because of me IIIII III “
November 3rd, 2009
thank god his gene pool may end with him!
November 3rd, 2009
If you cancel out the highlighted words out, it reads:
& beer thank god I queer
maybe he is secretly glad he’s gay?…hmmmm
November 3rd, 2009
My God, he’s so far back in the closet he’s reached Narnia!
November 3rd, 2009
ON behalf of all the “Queers” may I say… Thank God too!
November 3rd, 2009
Yeah…I think its time I get out of Arizona because if I saw this guy…I’d probably have gotten myself in to oodles of trouble.
November 3rd, 2009
The only problem I have with this whole situation is that if he really “ain’t queer” then he may be able to find an equally stupid and trashy woman to breed with. In 20 yrs their welfare-dependent spawn will be on here with a mullet, 2 teeth, 8 kids, and an equally offensive shirt.
November 3rd, 2009
Babel Translation from Redneck to English:
Everybody knows I’m gay, but me.
November 3rd, 2009
Wonder how many degrees he has????
November 3rd, 2009
Best shirt ever made!
November 3rd, 2009
hey i think this shirt is cool
November 3rd, 2009
Methinks the gentleman doth protesteth too mucheth.
November 3rd, 2009
“Gay people don’t like beer” … that makes about as much sense as “Straight people don’t like porn.” Narrow minded America at its best!
November 3rd, 2009
It’s a Rodney Carrington song.
November 3rd, 2009
A good song from the one and only Rodney Carrington.
Titties and beer (titties and beer)
Big old titties and beer (titties and beer)
I thank god almighty for titties and beer (fat titties and beer)
Hunting two legged deer (titties and beer)
Thank god I ain’t queer (bring him out here)
There’s one thing daddy likes and thats titties and beer (big fat tits and beer)
A little titties and beer I said great big titties and my beer
God I love those mother-fu*king titties and my beer (big old titties and beer)
November 3rd, 2009
his mother should still be dressing him
November 3rd, 2009
Get the gun, take him out to the back yard and put him out of his misery.
November 3rd, 2009
While in Arizona I saw a whole family, mother, father, and two small kids, at Wal Mart, wearing “White Power” T shirts to Wal Mart. Now these were designed to raise heck. One woman asked the mother why they were wearing shirts like that and she said, Why are you a N*****?!” That is really bad.
November 3rd, 2009
A few points:
• So it’s a comedy song. That’s great. But as it has been pointed out, wearing this shirt at a show and wearing it in a place with children (Walmart unfortunately qualifies as the latter) are two very different things.
• For those that act like we (those of us who don’t want to see this shit in public) are somehow suggesting we want repeal the constitution by bemoaning this twat’s lack of taste… do you even know what website you’re on? Sure, he is guaranteed his freedom of speech to wear the shirt, just as we are allowed ours to say what an asshole he is for showing such horrible judgment.
• Ahhh, the gay-haters. Number one, you can show your “hetero-pride” (along with your “white-pride”) after hundreds of years of persecution, and that persecution involving loss of your home, your job, and even your life. Even today the GLBT community is still denied plenty of rights, including to serve openly in the military and to marry with full benefits as a heterosexual couple (to name only a few). And how exactly does a rainbow shirt (or any “pride” wear) equal a shirt like this idiot is wearing, complete with outright profanity? As others have pointed out, it isn’t even a “straight pride” shirt, it’s a shirt based on a comedy bit (albeit one that does NOT belong in this environment). For the love of God, read a history book. In fact, read a couple.
• This argument isn’t even worth having, but for the very unChristian asses that proclaim themselves “Christian” by saying that “God doesn’t like gay people!” and “homosexuality is immoral”… uh, have you read the Bible? The much hyped “claim” that Christianity is unaccepting of homosexuality is an obscure passage in Leviticus. If you’re going to follow Leviticus, follow the whole thing. In fact, here’s a handy primer for ya: http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/drlaura.asp
And you overlook that that one obscure piece is buried in a book and a religion of love and fellowship. Jesus really hates? And hates gay people? You aren’t Christians. You’re just hateful bigots who want someone to absolve some of your guilt (“It’s okay to hate people since my religion says so! So I’m not a bad person!”).
It’s also worth pointing out that during the Civil Rights movement of the ’50s and ’60s and the Abolitionist movement of the mid 1800s, the Bible was twisted similarly by your “intellectual” forebears to claim that in it lay “proof” God didn’t want the races to mix and God approved of slavery. Once again, a history book, people. Or you could actually read the Bible and be a true Christian doing the work of Christ rather than another loud-mouthed bigot.
And now, back to enjoying the Wal-creatures.
November 3rd, 2009
The rest of the quote must be at the bottom of the shirt…..”I Ain’t Queer Until the 6 Pack is Gone!”
November 3rd, 2009
I’m pretty sure lesbians like titties and beer.
November 3rd, 2009
That’s just poetic… Enough to bring a tear to your eye!
November 3rd, 2009
The gay community also gives thanks that you’re not one of us — so we agree on something
November 3rd, 2009
It may be lyrics to a song, but it’s still an incredibly low-life shirt and pretty offensive at that, but then, the guy shops at WalMart, so the bar is already pretty low.
November 3rd, 2009
To all the IDIOTS saying this is a cool shirt or that they see no problem with it: It is OBVIOUS you do not have children. If you do, I feel very sorry that you see nothing wrong with this shirt being seen by them. You are probably the same type or parent who lets your kid watch R rated films and play violent video games. You child is probably the 3rd grader that asked my 1st grader several years ago if he wanted to have sex with her! Wake up people! This kind of filth is ruining our children and making them grow up long before they are mentally ready! If we have freedom of speech, why is it when I watch the show “Cops” they tell people to watch their language when they are being questioned? The fact that anyone thinks it’s ok to wear a shirt with ANY vulgarities on it is sad.
November 3rd, 2009
Right on! Best shirt I’ve seen in a long time. Where do I order one?
November 3rd, 2009
this is Obama’s fault that white people wear shit like this
November 3rd, 2009
Fuck all you queers and queer lovers anyway. You’re all going to hell.
Bout time Men stood up against PC morons destroying this country.
November 3rd, 2009
Since when have tities been vulgar? Broden your Horizons.. And there is nothing wrong with beer either…
November 3rd, 2009
Ain’t Ain’t a word..but that’s okay because he’s at Walmart.
November 3rd, 2009
M. L. – I come here to get a laugh or two during my work day. Obviously, you have confused this web site with the Huffington Post or two.org. Take your bat and ball there going forward please.
Now, back to the comedy.
Thanks.
November 3rd, 2009
If I had this shirt, I wouldn’t even consider wearing it to Walmart, even if it was my only clean shirt. Though, because I think this way, that’s probably the reason why I don’t own it…
November 3rd, 2009
This guy is Soooo homophobic he has to announce it to all!!!!
November 3rd, 2009
It’s from a Rodney Carrington song. He’s a coimedian.
Maybe the other side of the shirt is Carrington’s other song “Dear Penis”.
November 3rd, 2009
It’s lyrics from a Rodney Carrington song, which is supposed to be funny (a joke about all things “manly”) too bad this guy didn’t get the memo…
November 3rd, 2009
Only a big fat LOSER wears a shirt like this.
November 3rd, 2009
This guy is in serious denial. He’s queer as a three dollar bill!
November 3rd, 2009
The first time I saw this t-shirt…it was on a GAY guy at a Halloween party.
His costume was as a homophobic jackass.
November 3rd, 2009
You realize that being gay is against nature right? There is a reason you can’t reproduce. Its UNATURAL! And if there is a god he will surely banish you to hell.
November 3rd, 2009
It ain’t queer if you kick the guy’s ass afterward, and then sit in the shower crying and rocking back and forth, am i right guys? Guys? I told you, I ain’t queer! See, I even bought this shirt!
November 3rd, 2009
Bet he’s got a real pretty mouth….
Now squeel like a pig…..
November 3rd, 2009
Hilarious! A true sign of an actual closeted homosexual. I think its in the textbooks!
November 3rd, 2009
people…common on…he’s not gay…he’s making fun of them. that does not automatically make you a closet gay…
November 3rd, 2009
Have you people never heard of Rodney Carrington??!! look him up he’s hilarious. chill out.
November 3rd, 2009
nomination for douchebag of the year…
November 3rd, 2009
Point 1) So seldom are my thoughts original that l have taken to reading those of others before posting; doing so has contributed to less “clutter” in the comments section.
Point 2) I do not have children; NOR DO I WISH TO RAISE YOURS. I will do my best to practice good behavior around children, but if I fail: Tough. My parents had to explain plenty of things to me that they would rather not have; then they had to explain why they disapproved.
November 3rd, 2009
The word “ain’t” is probably highlighted because he has to convince himself he “ain’t” gay.
November 3rd, 2009
So lemme get this straight (pun intended) This guy spent money, probably a days salary for him, on a t-shirt to declare that he ain’t gay. Rather than just not doing gay things, like not having sex with other men, he decided he needed a t-shirt instead. I enjoy vodka, but I saw a gay colleague drinking Corona during happy hour. Uh oh! Maybe I’m the one who’s gay and maybe he is really the straight one! I’m really concerned now.
November 3rd, 2009
I feel that Ain’t is highlighted to emphasize how UNqueer this ass is!
November 3rd, 2009
@ Dumb People on This Site
“Wow he doesn’t like gay folks. Not many folks do. Contrary to common belief.”
Sentence fragments. Don’t make your point any less stupid. Also, the number of thumbs down you’ve gotten indicates that you’re probably wrong and should consider joining the rest of us in the 21st century.
November 3rd, 2009
Oh, thank you Rodney Carrington for bringing out the finest in America!
November 4th, 2009
The queers are happy he “ain’t” queer, too!!!
November 4th, 2009
It was probably still Halloween and this guy was scaring the crap out of all the Liberals he could find, because I imagine several of them fainted dead away when they read this shirt!
Doesn’t having a phobia mean you are afraid of something?
So how could anyone have Homophobia?
November 4th, 2009
He seems pretty strange to me.
November 4th, 2009
@Ferrell Gummitt
I come to this site to enjoy a laugh, too. Thus my annoyance at homophobic dipshits (or trolls pretending to be homophobic dipshits) polluting my fun with their grammatically atrocious testaments to what they think God believes via t-shirts.
Thanks for suggesting via that kind-of sentence what I should do with my bat and ball.
November 4th, 2009
Is the lettering on the shirt partially pink? Hmmm…
November 4th, 2009
Haha… classic Rodney Carraington!!!!
November 4th, 2009
this is from a comedian named rodney carrington.. it’s not like it’s random. the guys sing songs that are meant to be jokes.
November 4th, 2009
Don’t you ever notice that guys who wear t-shirts proclaiming their straightness or talking about women never really get women?
November 4th, 2009
Maybe he’s the son of the “I hate queers” guy in the scooter from a couple months back.
November 4th, 2009
This is just as bad or worse than ugly ass tattoos that you all think you have to leave uncovered for the whole world to see. You are all in the same boat.
November 4th, 2009
@ CANADUCK
I am sorry. I will try not to show any more disrespect towards anyone on this site ever again. I will never dis gays, niggas, white-trash or Canadians ever again. Thank you CANADUCK for helping me see the light… Now STFU bee-yotch!
November 4th, 2009
You must be queer to end up here lol
November 4th, 2009
ever notice it’s those guys that have to prove that they aren’t..”gay”
that turn out to be the biggest cocksuckers in town..
he ain’t “gay”..he just likes giving BJs
November 4th, 2009
It’s funny how people who spend their time on a website that belittles and puts down “People of Walmart” become offended when a T-Shirt appears to be offensive to others.
You are all hyocrites !!!
November 4th, 2009
Biscuits and lard. You ain’t queer. You’re a tard.
November 4th, 2009
A parade of women should parade past this bozo wearing a similar shirt with this message::
“T—ies & Wine
Thank God
You AIN’T Mine”
November 4th, 2009
Cool shirt, bro.
What gay people can’t like beer too? What a moron.
November 4th, 2009
“Titties and Beer
I wore this t-shirt
out of fear”
November 4th, 2009
So this is how Lance Bass shops in disguise.
November 4th, 2009
what good will that statement get u mister when u may get beer but no titties unless their from a pet or family member?
November 4th, 2009
Titties and beer (titties and beer)
Big old titties and beer (titties and beer)
I thank god almighty for titties and beer (fat titties and beer)
Hunting two legged deer (titties and beer)
Thank god I ain’t queer (bring him out here)
There’s one thing daddy likes and thats titties and beer (big fat tits and beer)
A little titties and beer I said great big titties and my beer
God I love those mother-fucking titties and my beer (big old titties and beer)
Wieners and wine (wieners and wine)
Little wieners and wine (aren’t they fine)
If you like a little wiener and wine you can have some of mine
Little wieners and wine, ill shove it into your bun..
-Rodney Carrington
Love the song and the shirt!
November 4th, 2009
A queer would choose a more flattering color scheme.
November 4th, 2009
haha gotta love rodney carrington! although, i can’t believe people actually wear his shirts….
November 4th, 2009
I LOVE RODNEY CARRINGTON!!!
November 4th, 2009
Wow I really wish a hot chick with huge boobs holding a giant pint glass full of beer would walk up to him and kick him in the crotch.
November 4th, 2009
Yes it it a song, the song is a JOKE, and he’s supposed to be stereotyping white redneck men – to be funny!! just like this website stereotypes the people of walmart!!! I mean, go listen to the song, it’s hilarious! as well as “Dear Penis” and “Dozen Roses” TRUST ME if you like this website you’ll like Carrington!!!!!!
Now it’s a different matter entirely that this guy actually takes the song seriously, that is pretty sad!!!
November 4th, 2009
this shit is right. no gays what so ever, they ruin the world with there homosexuality, rodney carringotn is the king
November 4th, 2009
Calm down people, it’s just a song. . . go beat up Rodney Carrington if you don’t like the shirt!
November 5th, 2009
so if he were, he’d only like beer? I don’t understand.
November 5th, 2009
Dear Tennessee Vol, I too am a Tennessee Vol fan, and I am ashamed of the hate and ignorance you exhibited on this site. To all the others who are defending the shirt as merely being a quote from a song, how are you certain that this guy knew this when he bought the shirt? How do we know he is wearing the shirt sarcastically? As to the parents of small children, I feel your pain-I guess the only thing to do is to use this man’s public vulgarity as a teaching opportunity.
November 5th, 2009
its a rodney carrington song. you guys are all retards
November 5th, 2009
Um. I AM queer and I like Titties and Beer! Where can I get my shirt?
November 5th, 2009
I don’t know what’s worse…the redneck wearing this shirt, or all of the rednecks that know this is from a rodney carrington song (see below)
November 5th, 2009
Its a Rodney Carrington Shirt.. shit people!
November 6th, 2009
Since when did Queers stop drinking beer?
November 6th, 2009
Great song. haha
November 6th, 2009
Every comment on this page: He’s glad he’s not gay? He must be GAY.
Idiots, get some common sense. The shirt is tacky but gay is the last thing it makes him.
November 6th, 2009
It’s part of a song by Rodney Carrington:
November 6th, 2009
“Thank god I ain’t queer,” because for a long moment there, it was pretty sketchy.
November 6th, 2009
It’s lyrics from a hilarious Rodney Carrington song you dumb fucks.
November 7th, 2009
Oh look! He rhymed BEER with QUEER!!!!! Mom must be proud…. I think I saw her smiling face over in the hardware aisle huffing spray paint.
November 7th, 2009
Queers do indeed enjoy titties and beer. Check out LA Pride if you think otherwise.
November 7th, 2009
haha um im pretty sure gay guys enjoy beer just as much as straight guys. he must be a marine. fucking douche bags.
November 7th, 2009
This shirt is both clever and cutting. You folks just don’t like that he rhymes better than you.
November 7th, 2009
to emphasize he ain’t queer haha LIAR
November 7th, 2009
It’s a comedian’s song retards. Get over it.
November 8th, 2009
Moobs & Beer, thank god his hand is near.
November 8th, 2009
He’s trying too hard . . .
Anyone who denies something that no one claimed in the first place is lying.
November 9th, 2009
Wow. He is a klass act. I wish he’d ask me out. Gag.
November 9th, 2009
You people realize these are the lyrics to a Rodney Carrington song, right?
November 10th, 2009
This is a song by rodney carrington…..titties and beer.
November 10th, 2009
Me thinks the gentleman doth protest too much.
November 10th, 2009
WHOOO!! Nice Shirt! Gotta love it!
November 10th, 2009
this is a song…”Titties And Beer” by rodney carrington. thats what he says… titties and bear. thank god i aint queer
November 11th, 2009
this is a quote from Rodney Carrington. its a great song and unless you know where the shirt is coming from you shouldnt say anything
November 11th, 2009
Lol, I feel sorry for those of you who don’t understand the shirt and have a need to be jackasses about it. It’s the lyrics of a Rodney Carrington comedy song called “Titties & Beer”. He’s a hillbilly and very funny comedian who does some pretty good songs. Wonder if they put out a female version of the shirt to say “Weiners & Wine”
November 11th, 2009
WHAT A MORAN
November 11th, 2009
“stacey
Ain’t ain’t a word!”
http://www.aolsvc.merriam-webster.aol.com/dictionary/ain%27t
look up
November 12th, 2009
They are highlighted b/c they are both slang words right and queer used to mean odd.
November 12th, 2009
..and when you mention this, you are likely……….
Enough said.
November 13th, 2009
lol this t shirt is from a Rodney Carrington song called “Titties and Beer”. its actually really funny!
November 14th, 2009
unless your a queer lady, then the party is still on. Also gay people aren’t allowed to drink beer because they are queer and that rhymes and that’s science.
November 14th, 2009
Gotta love how gay the south is. Should have just worn the shirt “I cried during Brokeback Mountain”
November 14th, 2009
Wow..what he is really saying with that shirt is…buy me a beer and F*&k me up the A$$….
November 18th, 2009
Speaking for females everywhere….I wish he was Queer!
November 19th, 2009
What the hell is this???? He is his own personal brand of C*&k Block, to all the queers myself included “make him disappear”………hooray!
November 19th, 2009
I LOVE this song.. RODNEY FOR PRESIDENT!!!
“It’s OK grand’ma.. you’ll like the next one!”
November 19th, 2009
i love how you all think you know who someone is based on the back of his shirt
would you say someone who wears a g-unit shirt is part of 50 cent’s crew or someone who wears an ac/dc shirt is part of ac/dc?
November 20th, 2009
Thank God you’re not queer!!!
November 22nd, 2009
The “ain’t” is highlighted to demonstrate the fact that he’s clearly still in the closet and plans on staying there. So sad how people get so worked up over things they have no control over. Get over it, man.
November 23rd, 2009
AMEN! being gay is completely wrong! go to church people! nothin is wrong with rednecks!
#straight all the way
#REDNECK
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