MC Hammer won’t be around to protect you forever. It’s up to you guys whether you’re grabbing a handful of front or back boobs.
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Don’t want to touch any of that!! There isn’t enough industrial-strength disinfectant to ever get your hands clean again.
August 14th, 2013
I have news for you … no one wants to
HMM decisions …decisions
1) Look at this picture for more than two seconds
2) Look away and keep my lunch down.
What to do !
Please Hammer, don’t hurt ‘em…
More like “Couldn’t pay me to touch this …”
Since I’m not going to touch this, the issue of can or cannot is moot.
Pretty bad when she has to hold them in like that.
I have a 20ft pole. For stuff that I wont touch with a 10ft pole.
I’d love to grab the one on the left all over
August 15th, 2013
I might have some low points in the last 60 years, but never this low. No choice here – don’t want front, rear, side or any other part.
To be fair, the one on the right could have been attractive way back in 1990 when she bought that MC Hammer t-shirt.
August 18th, 2013
You would need rubber gloves
August 19th, 2013
More like, “WON’T touch this!”
August 22nd, 2013
Lets just try to see who can name the shampoos in the background to get our mind off of it
August 28th, 2013