Make Me A Match



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Seems like we’ve found the Walmart version of Match.com. Which if that’s the case I’ll go ahead and put up my poster on the back of my El Camino: “Seeking models that are also nymphomaniacs who enjoy cooking and cleaning.”

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  1. Ugnaught

    Can’t wait until my eight-year-old daughter spots something like this and I have to explain it to her.

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    August 15th, 2013

  2. Carl La Fong

    Oddly enough, I’ve tried the two dollar BJs. I barely earned enough, to buy the beer, to wash the taste from my mouth. I tried to open a whorehouse and run it by hand, until I could afford some women, but it failed, too.

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    August 15th, 2013

  3. darren

    I guess they couldnt put it on the public notice bilboards most supermarkets ( and even Wall mart has )

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    August 16th, 2013

  4. Jen

    They need to do a couple BJ’s to pay for some Wal-mart brand pizza.

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    August 16th, 2013

  5. MC

    $2.00 won’t buy much CRACK, better put the price up for the BJs

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    August 17th, 2013

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    August 17th, 2013

  7. Vicki

    My dad used to joke that the perfect woman would be a deaf mute nymphomaniac who owned a liquor store. Guess he hadn’t thought about including cooking and cleaning in her list of qualifications.

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    August 21st, 2013

  8. Blue Bunneh

    I’m trying to decide who is more pathetic; the person reduced to giving $2 blow-jobs, or the person who can only afford a $2 blow-job.

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    August 22nd, 2013

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