November 2nd, 2009
Hold Tight
This isn’t prison buddy, you don’t have to hang on to her. Trust me, no one is thinking about stealing her from you.
Virginia
Hold Tight,
This isn’t prison buddy, you don’t have to hang on to her. Trust me, no one is thinking about stealing her from you.
Virginia
Hold Tight,
316 Comments, Comment or Ping
He’s probably just making sure her huge a** cheek doesn’t fall out!
November 2nd, 2009
I really don’t understand why you would go out in public like this and think that you look good!
November 2nd, 2009
He has to be blind, and he’s just holding on so he doesn’t run into anything!
November 2nd, 2009
*hurl*
November 2nd, 2009
He’s trying to get in touch with his femine side!
November 2nd, 2009
It’s Shallow Hal all over again…
November 2nd, 2009
Aye Dios Mio!! Im not sure what to say on this one but GOOD LORD!!! Big peole need love too I guess. Gross did she have mirrors at home? Geez!
November 2nd, 2009
my god he can fit a 100 of him in those shorts
November 2nd, 2009
It’s his “seeing-eye cheek”.
November 2nd, 2009
Is this a scene from shallow Hal ?!
November 2nd, 2009
just take the ia of the state
November 2nd, 2009
He Digs Her for her Mind
November 2nd, 2009
he is using hand control buttons to make her move, or he is one brave ventriliquist
November 2nd, 2009
Hey! Look! It’s a real life Shallow Hal!
November 2nd, 2009
oh shit Anna Nichole is back from the grave
November 2nd, 2009
At some point, shorts stop being outerwear and become so tiny that they better qualify as underwear.
November 2nd, 2009
I’ve heard of seeing eye dogs…. but seeing eye cattle? That is a Wal Mart original.
November 2nd, 2009
I think I puked a little in my mouth.
November 2nd, 2009
Lift your a$$ cheek, my hand is stuck
November 2nd, 2009
Is she 8 feet tall?
November 2nd, 2009
Ok, so the obvious “lol” is the large lady in small clothing O.O . The hand is an added “lol”. then, his du-rag tops it off. This picture is complete.
November 2nd, 2009
I think it’s cute how he shows his respect for his lady by putting his arm around her. But respect her enough too to tell her to put some clothes on. Just because you think she looks good doesn’t mean the world of walmart does too.
November 2nd, 2009
When big people say they are comfortable with their body it doesn’t mean I am comfy with your body. COVER IT UP! And dude “LET IT GO!” You have already flattened her butt
November 2nd, 2009
WOW!!! What a catch!
November 2nd, 2009
He’s just checking to see if his fumunda cheese has finished aging.
November 2nd, 2009
this proves that you can polish a turd but its still a turd
November 2nd, 2009
That’s a big bitch.
November 2nd, 2009
Maybe he’s helping guide her to where they sell whole pants?
November 2nd, 2009
Virginia is for Lovers
November 2nd, 2009
I’d always understood “love handles” to be located somewhat higher up.
November 2nd, 2009
For his safety, I would assume he’s on top. But how would he even find the spot between her legs? That’s one horrible image.
November 2nd, 2009
I like em big….. I like em chunky… LOL!!!!
November 2nd, 2009
Shopping with the Spratts.
November 2nd, 2009
What a fucking dis-ASS-ter!
November 2nd, 2009
It’s their anniversay, so he is taking her to buy a nice tent to wear.
November 2nd, 2009
Looks like Jessica Simpson in 5 years.
November 2nd, 2009
Man I would need to disinfect my hand after touching that bootie . How horney can a guy get to want to tap some of that cow lard. I would give her money for liposuction if she asked me just to save my eyes from celliute shock blindness!!!
November 2nd, 2009
I cant tell which is worse being seen in public dressed like that or being seen with someone in public dressed like that .
November 2nd, 2009
Man… Brook Hogan really let herself go!
November 2nd, 2009
baby got back…n more back….
November 2nd, 2009
To southpaw…just powder her down and look for the wet spot
November 2nd, 2009
the funny thing is, its his sister o.O
lol
November 2nd, 2009
You saw it here first — Anna Nicole is very much alive!
November 2nd, 2009
buy a mirror
November 2nd, 2009
she must be either a1000000000 recent lottery winner or she can suck a golf ball thru a garden hose, or she has a car and he dosent
November 2nd, 2009
Things you can’t un-see. Ahhhh!
November 2nd, 2009
I think they’re headed to the tent aisle to find a matching top….
November 2nd, 2009
“I like big butts and I can not lie”. But damn! Girl’s got some BACK! I thought if the color red gets stretched too tight that it turned pink?
November 2nd, 2009
lol my kid was standing behind me when i opened this pic and the first thing he said was “holy cop” then omg that guys is touching IT haha
November 2nd, 2009
Creedo – that was the BEST comment ever.
November 2nd, 2009
lol my kid was standing behind me when i opened this pic and the first thing he said was “holy crap” then omg that guys is touching IT haha ^^^^ correction to last post sorry
November 2nd, 2009
It’s never a good sign when your girlfriend appears on maps as “Mt. Cellulite”
November 2nd, 2009
this woman has what I call “magic mirrors” at home!
November 2nd, 2009
In these hard economic times, pimpin aint easy!
November 2nd, 2009
When you got it, flaunt it….. don’t hate LMAO!!!!
November 2nd, 2009
When did cellulite, lumps and dumps become a new fashion trend???
November 2nd, 2009
He keeps his pimp hand strong by lifting that ass.
November 2nd, 2009
Please don’t touch the produce…. or the bakery …..or the meat……or the dairy products….. Gaggggggg
November 2nd, 2009
yes its all mine FOLKS ALL MINE!!!!
November 2nd, 2009
You think this is bad, you should see her on the back of his motorcycle…
November 2nd, 2009
Doesn’t she look like she could be filled with helium and flown in the Macy’s Parade? He must hold tight so she doesn’t become airborne.
November 2nd, 2009
Look! Its Paris Hilton 5 years later!…seriously though, HOW is this even right?!
November 2nd, 2009
Everyone likes a little ass but no one likes a smart ass.
November 2nd, 2009
Those poor, poor, shorts.
November 2nd, 2009
He should be standing behind her, so that he can keep other wal-mart shoppers from going blind.
November 2nd, 2009
Maybe he is actually pushing her to the “plus” size department!?!
November 2nd, 2009
That woman is his dietician.
She eats his portions.
And a little more.
November 2nd, 2009
Brings new meaning to the song “I Like Big Butts”
November 2nd, 2009
I dont think they are a couple. I think that dude just goosed a total stranger.
November 2nd, 2009
As you can see, he is gently guiding her to the Moo-Moo aisle
November 2nd, 2009
Can we just rename this site – WELCOME TO NORTH AMERICA?
…maybe people wouldn’t want to immigrate so badly.
November 2nd, 2009
Even God loves “Chubby Chasers” I’ve seen bathing suits that cover more than her particular ensemble.
November 2nd, 2009
Just picken up a few things before heading out to the county fair!
November 2nd, 2009
maybe he tried to pull of a sucker she sat on or something and got stuck……
November 2nd, 2009
I thought conjugal visits were only conducted on the inside.
November 2nd, 2009
This guy is doing it all wrong….when you are driving cattle, you just have to yell “YAAHHH, YAAAHHH!!!” with the occasional whistle…no hands necessary
November 2nd, 2009
‘He has to roll her in flour, for over an hour, and in the mean time he has a whisky sour…’
November 2nd, 2009
God bless the chubby chasers!
November 2nd, 2009
After visiting this site for many weeks now I am starting to believe in a Wal-mart dress code.
November 2nd, 2009
hello, let me tell you a story, its call James and the Giant Peach
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November 2nd, 2009
Oh how sweet. The blind girl and her seeing eye dog “Gangsta”!!!!
November 2nd, 2009
I personally love his do rag, is he trying to get waves, looks kind of white to me. She is quite the catch so maybe he is posing for a picture like a fisherman would.
November 2nd, 2009
And then later little ghetto Pinnochio got swallowed up by the great whale.
November 2nd, 2009
OMG! What in the world was she thinking???? R U Serious??? I hope to god she looks at a mirror before she goes out like that again … LMAO!!!!
November 2nd, 2009
Wow, Gwynth really does shop at Wally World.
November 2nd, 2009
If you want to handle that, bud you better grow a much bigger one.
Hand that is. And you were thinking what?
November 2nd, 2009
He likes big butts and he can not lie….
November 2nd, 2009
You’ve got admit. She looks better than the dude he was doin’ in the slammer.
November 2nd, 2009
“Hold tight”? Nnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooo! Please . . . please please let it loose! — oh, wait, it looks like it’s already way too loose, lol . . . ummm, like loose all over the place too . . . . .
November 2nd, 2009
whos got the pants on in this relationship?
her forearms are bigger than his thighs
November 2nd, 2009
That was just their halloween costumes….Captain Ahab and Moby Dick.
Ya know, being a plus size gal myself, I learned a long time ago that just because it fits, does not mean you should wear it in public. Put some damn clothes on lady!
November 2nd, 2009
The dude lost his Chihuahua in the Walmart McDonald’s and was just checking if she sat on it.
November 2nd, 2009
Anyone that thinks this isn’t staged is an idiot. Judging from the camera angle I would have to deduct that two guys thought they would get there 15 mins of fame by having one run up a head to crouch down to take the pic while the other walks up and pretends to grab the poor woman’s ass. How redneck of them to think such an insignificant site as this will award them any notarioty. If I’m laughing at anyone’s ass here, it’s the one taking the picture.
This site has turned into one long fat joke and the actually funny pictures have ceased to exist. I’m deleting my link to this.
November 2nd, 2009
Not ripe yet… a few more days… will do it.
November 2nd, 2009
And the reebox with the straps
He turned around and GAVE THAT BIG BOOTY A SLAP.
She hit the flo’…
November 2nd, 2009
AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’M BLIND!!! HELP! I’M BLIND!!!! What is that guy looking for? Did she put a box of Twinkees up her ass? Or, maybe, she took his spare douche rag, pardon me, du-rag and shoved it up her ass.
November 2nd, 2009
He’s not holding on to it, he’s holding it in.
November 2nd, 2009
god dam thats a big fat a$$ (cartman)
November 2nd, 2009
looks like Baby Huey in a red diaper!
November 2nd, 2009
Holy moly! Looks like a sack of field mouse fighting in there..Maybe hes trying to keep them under control
November 2nd, 2009
there is no sense in this…. you KNOW she has a mirror… or at least a glass door…
November 2nd, 2009
Savage!
November 2nd, 2009
Excellent caption, PeopleofWalmart.com!!! Excellent LOL
November 2nd, 2009
Trailer trash Barbie come to life complete with Redneck Ken doll! Only at Walmart, while supplies last.
November 2nd, 2009
We should not judge…after all she is heat in the winter and shade in the summer…who could ask for more!!!
November 2nd, 2009
Fatty & skinny went to bed.
Fatty rolled over.
Skinny was dead.
The end
November 2nd, 2009
I guess he uses his hand on her ass to guide her through the store, to make sure she doesn’t knock anyone or anything over.
November 2nd, 2009
I THINK HE IS HOLDING IT UP , OR ELSE IT WOULD BE DRAGGING ON THE FLOOR ……….
November 2nd, 2009
you know what they say ? two can live cheaply as one if one doesent eat .
im 6’7 330lb man and thats to much woman for me .
November 2nd, 2009
Holy Crap…….Anna Nicole Smith LIVES!………….SOMEONE CALL HOWARD STERN and the folks from TrimSpa…..how ya like my body??????? ha ha ha
November 2nd, 2009
I guess none of you guys have ever been to a steer show, this is how you move them along in the ring.
November 2nd, 2009
Where’s Mr. Whipple to yell “please don’t squeeze the Charmin”
November 2nd, 2009
NO…just no that’s so wrong in so many ways.
November 2nd, 2009
Another prime example of “Just because you can get it on, doesn’t mean you should wear it in public!”
November 2nd, 2009
Obvious self esteem issues. Both I mean..
November 2nd, 2009
OMFG. And here I am without a date to the local Wal-Mart. Dang!
November 2nd, 2009
I’ve heard of goosing. But moosing???
November 2nd, 2009
That’s what you call a conjiggle visit.
November 2nd, 2009
He should have left her in the parking lot munching on a bag of oats.
I’ve seen sides of beef that were a lot prettier.
November 2nd, 2009
wow…. that’s all i can say. that & they just let ANYTHING out of the house nowadays.
November 2nd, 2009
Its whats on the inside that counts…bacon..eggs…chocolate…lots of trans fats….
November 2nd, 2009
how did the slaughter house miss that thing should send her to the homeless for food they wouldnt need to get more for years
November 2nd, 2009
What’s red, white and won’t give you blue balls?
November 2nd, 2009
This is Big Mamma’s House/Bo Derek wannabe from October 27th – page 7. There can’t be two of these creatures wandering the planet.
November 2nd, 2009
And he said,” see this ass??? This is my ass!!!”
November 2nd, 2009
He not touching her… he got sucked in by the gravitational field and can’t get loose…
November 2nd, 2009
Dang, wish i was there to see that beauty of a woman and to be able to hold tight!
November 2nd, 2009
Move ‘em on, head ‘em up,
Head ‘em up, move ‘em out,
Move ‘em on, head ‘em out Rawhide!
Set ‘em out, ride ‘em in
Ride ‘em in, let ‘em out,
Cut ‘em out, ride ‘em in Rawhide.
November 2nd, 2009
You guys are cruel. She’s just more woman than you all can handle and definitely more than I’d want to
November 2nd, 2009
He is checking the pressure. Dont want that going flat on him.
November 2nd, 2009
Hey Jack Spratt- don’t squeeze the Charmin
November 2nd, 2009
are u sure that’s a fat chick? it looks like someone in a fat costume with a bad wig on and the guys just checking to see if she’s real or not.
November 2nd, 2009
It is Shallow Hal and the real Rosemary!
November 2nd, 2009
It’s Britney in a K-Fed suit!
November 2nd, 2009
WOW…a real live “booty” ninja! Thought I’d never see one in my life time!
November 2nd, 2009
“Thats a Huge Bitch!!”
November 2nd, 2009
It IS prison, his own personal prison.
November 2nd, 2009
Looooooooove the caption. So funny!
November 2nd, 2009
She has a job. Times are tough.
November 2nd, 2009
Ok, so there is this refelctive thing. You may have heard of it. No, it’s not anything new. It’s called A MIRROR!! They even have a whole friggin’ aisle of them at your local Wally World!!
November 2nd, 2009
if you cant lift them you cant love’m
November 2nd, 2009
Ahh….There’s nothing “tight” about her. Yikes!
November 2nd, 2009
Someone needs to go up to him and say “Shallow Hal wants a gal!” about 100 times!
November 2nd, 2009
He likes her and thats all that really matters.
November 2nd, 2009
they actually dont know each other, but she was asking for it
November 2nd, 2009
Don’t let Bigfoot know this plus-sized je ne sais quoi is in town. Oooo la la.
November 2nd, 2009
Fat chicks need loving too… they just have to pay for it
November 2nd, 2009
Holy cow, I’m amazed she’s not in one of those scooters – the downward pressure on her knees, ankles, and feet will be enough to destroy her joints over time – I now understand the term “morbodly obese” – diabetes, arthritis, heart attacks, high blood pressure, amputations, you name it, must be in that poor woman’s near future if it isn’t already – what a miserable way to live, what a miserable way to die – so heavy the paramedics can’t lift you into the back of the ambulance, and the doctor having to literally wade and shove through your body fat as he or she tries to save your life in the operating room. I don’t know weather to laugh or cry about this picture.
November 2nd, 2009
Holy crap thats big! She’s heading to the fabric dept. to buy fabric to make more shorts. She has to buy it not by the square foot but by the acre!
November 2nd, 2009
That’s seriously true love, because it has to be or else nobody else would be doing that.
November 2nd, 2009
I wouldn’t dismiss the jail idea. That kinda looks like a fat dude in a bad wig.
November 2nd, 2009
I’d like to know…. why on earth do they sell shorts that short for women that size????
Seriously, clothing companies should be held accountable for blinding America.
November 2nd, 2009
Thugs get lonely too, ya’ll.
November 2nd, 2009
maybe he’s not really holding on, he could just be stuck to cotton candy and caramel apple residue, because you KNOW they go to the county fair too…
November 2nd, 2009
“fat bottomed girls make the rocking world go round” if this was what Queen was talking about no wonder freddy mercury showed a preference for boys
November 2nd, 2009
You guys got it all wrong. The guy is one of those Macy’s Thanksgiving day Parade giant float handlers.
November 2nd, 2009
this is why women that look like this wear clothes like this….because their boyfriend/husband tells them they look hot!!! The men are blind and the women are delusional
November 2nd, 2009
Maybe the guy is blind and he thinks she’s his seeing eye horse.
November 2nd, 2009
Maybe he’s trying to find HIS Chapstick.
November 2nd, 2009
Hey, big girls nedd loving too. I just hope he doesn’t break easily. I’m not a thin woman either, but really, girlfriend. You’d look better in something that fits right not in something skin tight.
November 2nd, 2009
I GOT THIS ONE FIGURED OUT; THAT CLOWN IS NOT A FRIEND OF THAT BEHEMOTH; HE IS LOOKING AWAY, LIKE, ‘WHO ME??’ HE PROBABLY JUST THOUGHT; ‘WHY NOT? WHAT THE HELL, WHEN I GRAB HER ASS, SHE AIN’T GONNA BITCH !!’
November 2nd, 2009
now i know hwere the wild things are!!
November 2nd, 2009
Oh good lord! Cover that up!!!!!
November 2nd, 2009
Maybe he’s moving her out of his personal space zone…
November 2nd, 2009
she gives really really really good head?
November 2nd, 2009
It’s hard to say what would be appropriate clothing for a woman of this size – top to tail girdling? Because a mu-mu for ex would make her look pretty much like a small building.
November 2nd, 2009
I am SOOOOO proud to be from Virginia. Why would you go out in public like that? Well, it is Wal Mart, you never know what messed up crap you’re gonna see in there.
November 2nd, 2009
Fo shizzle, my brotha gots it right! Back dat up girl! Fo real!
November 2nd, 2009
Shouldn’t a sighting of Eminem and Britney together be catagorized under the celebrity section ??
November 2nd, 2009
“In case of landing by water, the following can be used as a flotation device…”
November 2nd, 2009
I hope he has plenty of bananas for that gorilla, she looks like a fiesty one!
November 2nd, 2009
How to catch a monkey…!
November 2nd, 2009
No better way to track the illusive creatures roaming in their native habitat than to slap a tracking device on them. And given the creature’s limited range of motion, our intrepid tracker slyly places it where it is least likely to ever be see or felt by the wearer…Now, in order to breed the female creature with the chapstick dick male on aisle 5…we have laid a trail of beef sides and whole pizzas for the male and bonbons with icecream for the female from their respective habitats to a mutual habitat over in the baby/infant section…soon we will have offspring that will ensure the furthering of the wal-creature and reduce the likelihood of extinction for a thoroughly entertaining species.
November 2nd, 2009
She is the new spokes woman for Walmart Subways…. she is the “before”
November 2nd, 2009
I am ashamed to live in Virginia.
November 2nd, 2009
No, Viginia. There isn’t a Santa Clause. You ate him!
November 2nd, 2009
Maybe she glued his hand there…..So he wouldn’t Stray???? LOL
November 2nd, 2009
Wal-Mart Loss Prevention at work…she’s obviously smuggling something.
…yeah, thats it.
November 2nd, 2009
Shopping for flour so he can find the wet spot, in the mean time he can just hold on to it……YUCK!
November 2nd, 2009
Holy Crap…if there is ever a food shortage…HE WON’T STARVE!
November 2nd, 2009
Even after 25 years in prison, that DOESN’T look appealling…
November 2nd, 2009
IT’S SHALLOW HAL!!!
November 2nd, 2009
That is SO hot! It’s times like this that I wish I were a lesbian! *sticks finger down throat*
November 2nd, 2009
See kids this is what happens to you when you decide to do drugs!
November 2nd, 2009
“God! I hate shopping at these “skinny-mini” stores! When did smalls start being X-larges?”
November 2nd, 2009
Ya, most of the comments are just getting mean. At least MOST of it was covered. I’m just getting plain scared to go to Walmart!
November 2nd, 2009
I just puked in my mouth. Yuck.
November 2nd, 2009
Trimspa baby!
November 2nd, 2009
As an aside, shouldn’t People of Walmart combine with This Is Why You’re Fat?
November 2nd, 2009
Luckily for her there is someone for everyone
November 2nd, 2009
Reminds me of Shallow Hal!
November 2nd, 2009
WOOP WOOP pull over girl that ass is too fat WOOP WOOP
November 2nd, 2009
Sir mix A-lot wouldn’t even hit that! Too much back
November 2nd, 2009
Because your larger doesn’t make you a BBW
November 2nd, 2009
Man, if she had white shorts, you could put a projector on her butt and watch a big screen movie.
November 2nd, 2009
He’s not holding her: it’s the gravitational force pulling his hand in…
November 2nd, 2009
OMG.
November 2nd, 2009
awwww……it’s love….
November 2nd, 2009
No honey. You didn’t sit on her. We left the baby at the sitters. She isn’t in there but Ill check!
November 2nd, 2009
shallow hal was the first thing i thought of. weak.
November 2nd, 2009
Last year’s 2nd runner-up in the Miss VIrginia contest.
November 2nd, 2009
you know the wigger is freeloading and robbing her blind,all the while screwing her skinny girlfriend
November 2nd, 2009
after he let go he probaly wondered why his hand was greasy and wiped it on his pants
November 2nd, 2009
OMG……why???? I ask again, WHY??????
He should be slapped for letting her leave the house in that condition……
November 2nd, 2009
oh look everybody, its brooke hogans mom !!!!!!!!!
November 2nd, 2009
SOMEBODY BUY THIS BITCH A MIRROR….AND HER BOYFRIEND SOME GLASSES!!!
November 2nd, 2009
Why does that pic make me wanna smoke a couple hams?
November 2nd, 2009
this looks photoshopped…look at the man, looks like he wasn’t in the original picture and then he was added in.
November 2nd, 2009
Holy cow! Haha. those are tight! Is he grabbing her ass? Keep it classy Walmart shoppers! haha
November 2nd, 2009
He was probably pinching it HOPING he was dreaming!
November 2nd, 2009
Looking for flour to find the wet spot!!!
November 2nd, 2009
I smell hair burning.
November 2nd, 2009
You don’t have to prove to anyone she is your woman, no one will fight you for her anyway.
November 2nd, 2009
Yes. Definitely peeped this couple in Harrisonburg yesterday, tried to take a picture but my camera was to blurry. Glad someone got it.
Also, would like to add that the man was indeed wearing a durag and bought a HUGE camouflage jacket. The couple drove a conversion van and backed into a row of carts leaving the parking lot. Awesome.
November 2nd, 2009
That’s not his lady; he just won a $50 bet!!
November 2nd, 2009
saw this couple with my own eyes.
would also like to add that in addition to his durag this gentleman purchased a HUGE camouflage jacket which he promptly put on after checkout.
they drove a conversion van and backed into a row of carts trying to exit the parking lot.
November 2nd, 2009
ROLB-rolls of lard bull
November 2nd, 2009
The problem is…it doesn’t matter where he stands in the store or where he positions his little hand…it will ALWAYS end up on her A**..it’s to large to avoid…he can not escape!!!! Poor little fella…..
November 2nd, 2009
Hell If she can get someone there’s hope for me yet … granted it would have to be an American (I’m Canadian) and a past prison inmate but hey could be worse
November 2nd, 2009
I’m 120 lbs and I don’t even wear shorts this tiny! I don’t get it!
November 2nd, 2009
He’s got to keep her butt cheek from slapping him into the clothes rack!
November 2nd, 2009
BAHAhahahahaha!!!!
November 2nd, 2009
that body has more lumps than a bag of arthritic knuckles!!!!!
November 2nd, 2009
I never understood the whole skinny-guy-goes-for-morbidly-obese-girl fetish. Even if it is true that “once you’ve had FAT, you won’t go BACK”, he will not be going back for long. Once they marry, she will let herself go even more and develop a lot of health problems that dull the romance. If he really loves her, he will find a plan to help her reduce.
November 2nd, 2009
The bigger the custion, the sweeter the pushin or so I have said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand, or so I have read
My baby fits me lite a flesh circus tent
I’d like to bang her but my….dick is bent
BIG BOTTOM, BIG BOTTOM, talk about mud flaps, my girls gottem
November 2nd, 2009
Ill be right back honey, Im gonna go get some kitty litter to throw on you so I can find the wet spot
November 2nd, 2009
Just think, he screws that.
November 2nd, 2009
Shelooks like Rosemary from Shallow Hal!
November 3rd, 2009
HIDE THE CAULIFLOWER! My eyes hurt!
November 3rd, 2009
BIG MAMAS-the only people who want to see what you got are your man and those who are into fat porn. Keep it covered for the rest of us please!
November 3rd, 2009
Thanks for taking one for the team dude!
November 3rd, 2009
Thats a HER?!?!
November 3rd, 2009
“Fatty and Skinny Lying in bed.. Fatty rolled over, skinny is dead”
November 3rd, 2009
Is that shallow hal? only logical explanation.
November 3rd, 2009
Another Brooke Hogan sighting!!
November 3rd, 2009
as we can see Kip from “Napolean Dynamite” is still livin’ large…
November 3rd, 2009
okay there havent been on for a while, eye had healed, now right back to the doctor, and now boarding up the monitor with plywood.
November 3rd, 2009
No, he’s hanging onto her, so she don’t run away before they make it to the Meat locker to have her processed. This would feed a family of 6 for 2 years!
November 3rd, 2009
Yet another walking garbage bag full of cottage cheese.
November 3rd, 2009
ya know most “pleasently plump” folk that I know of that are comfortable with their bodies and have thinner mates dress soooo much better then that. When you have pride in your mate you never let them disrespect themselves in public like that. I feel sorry for them.
November 3rd, 2009
AAGH! KILL IT!
BURN IT WITH FIRE!
November 3rd, 2009
man, I feel like Kate Moss
November 3rd, 2009
Big girls do it better.
The ones that don’t realize it’s not appropriate for ANYONE to dress like that ruins it for the rest of us big gals. I’m torn…i’m happy she’s with someone but i also think shes a moron for not realizing she can’t pull that outfit off no matter how sexy her man thinks she is. Hell most size 2′s can’t pull that outfit off.
She should know better. I’m fat and i cover as much as i can, i don’t even wear shorts because god forbid i offend anyone with my fat & pale calves, lol.
November 3rd, 2009
holly wow that’s a whole lot of… woman?
November 3rd, 2009
Good thing he’s got a hold of that, cause I’d hit it.
November 3rd, 2009
It should be illegal to sell short shorts in that size.
November 3rd, 2009
“The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’, that’s what I said…..Big bottom, big bottom talk about bumcakes my girls got ‘em. Big bottom drive me out of my mind how can I leave this behind…”
I couldn’t help but quote Spinal Tap, this song came to mind.
November 3rd, 2009
I have not worn shorts like that since i was five and it was the 80′s. Hello bitch you are in the clothing section load that cart up.
November 3rd, 2009
ok im a big girl myself and i wouldnt wear something like that out. but those comments about her size come on people grow that fuck up get a life. but really she needs to cover up.
November 3rd, 2009
i know feel better about myself!
November 3rd, 2009
Damn; Shes Sexy; id tap That!
November 3rd, 2009
Do you think if she when to the amusement park the kids would think she is a ride?
November 3rd, 2009
he has noooooooo idea what hes grabing
November 3rd, 2009
I think when she bought those shorts she knew she was a size 18 but was shopping in the little girls section and bought the first size 18 she could find
November 3rd, 2009
My first thought when I saw this was “Dayuum!”
November 3rd, 2009
hah…. she looks like Brooke Hogan….
November 3rd, 2009
Is she Gwenyth Paltrow’s body double in Shallow Hal?
November 4th, 2009
Ya’ll don’t understand! Plus size clothes are EXPENSIVE! Even at walmart… Since her pimp got out of prison she just doesn’t have that disposable income anymore… She can only afford shop in the junior section!
November 4th, 2009
I can’t believe it’s not butter!
November 4th, 2009
I’ll offer a positive contrarian view– I give credit to the dude for multi-tasking as he endures a trip to Walmart… doing hand-strengthening (or stress-reducing) exercises by squeezing and manipulating the gelantinous rounded mound.
November 4th, 2009
holy shit. I bought those same shorts at walmart, and I hardly even use them as PJs because they are so short.
November 4th, 2009
It’s Katie and Bill – I know them.
November 4th, 2009
she use to be fine………………
November 4th, 2009
shes his seeing eye biatch
November 4th, 2009
I think he’s just letting some air out.
November 4th, 2009
“She ain’t a lady unless she 280….”
(srsly, I weigh 105 and i think she stole my pj’s)
November 4th, 2009
Beauty is in the eye of the celluilte holder
November 4th, 2009
Take her out back and shoot her. You could feed a third country for like, ever on that yield.
November 4th, 2009
yeah, not here to make fun of fat people, but am here to make fun of people who wear clothes that clearly don’t fit. looking at her is like staring directly at an eclipse. you need more cover or your eyes will burn out…in this case, shes the eyes.
November 5th, 2009
Rush Limbaugh’s disquises for anonymous shopping are getting more creative.
November 5th, 2009
Really?
Do you remember that old song.. “love is in the air, everywhere I look around…” o_O
November 5th, 2009
These were the stand-ins for Gwyneth Paltrow and Jack Black during the filming of that fat-chick movie that, thankfully, I’ve already blocked out of my mind.
November 5th, 2009
One has to respect the man in the photo for his determination: few would even contemplate such a vast undertaking.
November 5th, 2009
i own these same shorts, but now thinking about burning them
November 5th, 2009
hopefully they’re shopping for food…that butt looks hungry
November 5th, 2009
Ya know. I’m a big girl too. 300+ Pounds. But Ya know what? Just because a person is fat, does NOT mean they need to dress like trash. You can look decent and be fat. I would rather cut off my own breasts with a rusty butterknife. Than go out in public in THAT ensemble!
November 6th, 2009
What’s really funny is that I keep going back to this picture to look at… it’s kinda like a combination of a car/train wreck: gotta keep looking at it with great horror~!~!~!
November 6th, 2009
Aww, he’s showin’ his woman some public lovin’.
November 6th, 2009
A Law Professor told us once that laws were created to “modify behaviors”…like rape, robbery and murder…now I finally understand why some states have law prohibiting the marrying of livestock…
November 6th, 2009
LMAO! I love the captions under these pics!!!
November 6th, 2009
Maybe she’s full of helium and he’s just holding her down…
November 6th, 2009
The first thing that popped into my head was that she looked like Gwenith Paltro’s character from Shallow Hal
November 6th, 2009
OMG
November 6th, 2009
Wholy crap! I thought This was my ex sister in-law till I saw this was taken in Virginia. Sorry Goldie but the resemblance is uncanny. She’s like your boppelganger or something.
November 7th, 2009
My brother was married to a large women about this side. I asked him how in the world can you lay with a women of this size? To which he answered: “Fat chicks are like a moped. They’re fun to ride untill your friends find out.”
November 7th, 2009
Is that Gwenth Paltrow?
November 7th, 2009
True, wearing black clothing is very slimming… Except the wrong person is wearing it.
November 7th, 2009
Now I know why bulls go nuts when they see red capes!
November 8th, 2009
I think she ate the chick that those clothes actually belonged to.
November 8th, 2009
stuck in the middle with you….i think his hand is just stuck in there-ewww gross
November 8th, 2009
He’s just getting his money. He keeps it in a roll.
November 8th, 2009
See, the proof is in always in the pudding. Even Barbie gets super-sized if goes to McDonald’s too much. Also watch out! You never know when jungle fever might sneak up and grab your asset.
November 9th, 2009
This could have been taken on St. Patrick’s Day!
November 9th, 2009
It’s amazing the juvenile comments I see here. I wonder how many of you oh so perfect criticizers are as perfect as you pretend to be. The guy obviously like his women big and its nobodies business but his own. Going around sneaking candid photos of people without their knowledge is bad enough without putting them up for jackasses and low life’s to make fun of. This is nothing but scumbaggery at it’s lowest. All I can say is pray that someone with less patience and tolerance for assholes than me doesn’t catch you doing it
November 9th, 2009
WOW!!! Man I hope if I ever look like that I can still get laid.. Ha
November 9th, 2009
think hes trying to let the air out of the rubber raft thats blowing up in her shorts
November 11th, 2009
Think of all the things in the store that he later touched with that hand. Vomitus. At least they are far from me.
November 11th, 2009
You people are just out right mean…..Yes she does need to put some more clothing on, BUT shame on you for being so shallow that you need to boost your own ego by making fun of someone in this cruel way. Why would someone even post this. And good for that man for having enough respect for his friend to be out with her….People need to stop judging from the outside…This girl is somebody’s daughter, somebody’s friend, and maybe even somebody mom…..Please if you don’t have respect for yourself, DON”T take it out on other people!!!!!
November 12th, 2009
I would have gone with “real life shallow hal” haha
November 13th, 2009
Really? Not one “That’s a huge bitch!”" ?? Im disappointed.
November 14th, 2009
So Tom Peters’s wife from Tom Goes to the Mayor is based on a real person?? And on a side note, isn’t Jesus Quintana from The Big Lebowski a pedophile??
November 16th, 2009
ok im a big girl and would never I say NEVER disrespect myself like that it is just nasty show the boobs not the celllulite
November 17th, 2009
Is he grabbing her ass, or is his hand stuck?
November 18th, 2009
“I like Big Butts and I can not Lie….”
November 19th, 2009
If you look closely you can see he’s not holding on, but feeding that machine another quarter through the coin slot.
November 20th, 2009
He really doesn’t want to lose her huh?
November 23rd, 2009
I’m almost charmed by this photo. Equal opportunity at its finest!
November 23rd, 2009
MAYBE someone’s mom, Jenn? I’d wager that she has 18 kids already.
November 23rd, 2009
Shallow Hal wants a gal…….
November 28th, 2009
Maybe, after they leave, they’ll go home and he’s gonna go for a skinny dip. She’d like to join, but she’s more of a “chunky dunker” This is absurd.
November 29th, 2009
Oh I get it… you got lypo and she still waiting…
November 30th, 2009
I think i just threw up in my mouth.
December 5th, 2009
Reading the comments I forget what she looks like and imagine something huuuge and out of this world that i’ve never seen before..
then i go back and look at the picture and really it isn’t as horrible as described.
January 25th, 2011
there is a difference between the size you are and the size you THINK you are!
LOOK IN A MIRROR!
March 17th, 2012
I’d steal her from him! She’s hot!
June 23rd, 2012
his small hand doesn’t compare to her huge butt.
January 12th, 2013
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