Listen old bro, when you feel like reminiscing on the 3 months you were cool in the 80′s please do it from your basement like the rest of the weirdos do.
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Better adopt 15 Cats, than have ungrateful children and a lazy husband!!!!!
August 19th, 2013
Time to go lifting….some shopping bags that is.
This champion of physical shitness holds records in
12oz/16oz & 40 oz. curls
the 4K beer & doughnut run AKA drive
Cheese log rolling
Beer belly dead lift
neck strain ( from checking to see if his shoes are tied )
Arm chair quarterbacking (semi- pro fantasy football )
The blood pressure spike
and both international & national channel surfing
Recently hurt himself while getting his Wii fit out of the box
After the fame has faded, the beloved RexkwanDo Master drops by for some treats on his way home to the now 600 pound Starla; whom he is now afraid to go home to.
So does this tub o’ lard clown actually think he’s an athlete? Or does his boyfriend just get turned on when he goes out like this?
I don’t think this poor bastard has seen his dick in years.
Is that a male or a female???
August 20th, 2013
GOTHICHIQ I don’t even know, thought female at first then thought maybe make from looking at the lack of boobs and the beer gut, or maybe they’re in the process of transitioning to either or, or even just both. Think it’s safe to say in just a few more years we’ll have so much of these around that the remaining of us normal people won’t even know wtf we’re looking at or f*cking.
August 28th, 2013