Nothing like some hairy tree trunks in heels! That looks about as natural as an Alex Rodriguez blood sample.
20 Comments | In: Featured Creature, Funny, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart Fashion
Hmmmm…..dainty feet for such a bruiser…..wonder if some woman will see this and say “Hey, those are MY feet and shoes!”
And he surely wouldn’t have actually worn red shoes with pink shorts…..
And once again thank you for no front view…
August 21st, 2013
you want to dress half butch half princess thats ok by me….but buy shorts that dont hug you so tight you can see every bulge…if you know what i mean.
Uncle Walter !
If you are going to wear High Heels
You have to at least SHAVE your legs !
” LOOKING GOOD FOR LESS ”
I’m thinking LESS
Notice how he has the back of his shirt tucked in so that you can check out his ass.
Who wears short shorts ??
Apparently Grizzly Adams there does !
The feet look ‘shopped to me….
Big Ned better buy some Nair.
That picture makes my feet hurt. Nobody who weighs that much should wear shoes that small.
There are NO words for this. Not even funny ones…
And he is looking for a new pair of short shorts.
Fake – Ain’t photoshop great?
Jag, I totally noticed how his shirt was like that haha. And notice he is shopping for yet another pair of shorts.
August 22nd, 2013
I agree with MILLIPEDE….something about the color and shape of the legs vs the arms, the line of the tucked in shirt….yep, photoshopped…
The only issue I have with this is that his shirt is tucked into his tight short shorts. That is one major faux pa. Plus the crappy man t-shirt with dainty shorts and heels is screwed up, too. If you are going to dress one way, dress it fully, not half-assed.
How can any self respecting Nance where those shorts with a visible panty line?
It could just be the angle that his feet are facing. Either way those shoes don’t look like they fit. Why are walcreatures so dumb?
August 24th, 2013
He looks like a guy from the waist up and a girl from below the waist, so is he a chick on the inside who’s unfortunately going through male pattern baldness, didnt feel like wearing a tight shirt that day, doesn’t want to deal with the hassle of long hair and at the same time wants to look sexy for wal mart? Or this pro gay/tranny agenda is really bringing out the experimental phase in people.
August 28th, 2013
… I think it would have looked slightly better had he cut a few inches off the t-shirt _instead of tucking it in_
I will never understand why some people insist on tucking a shirt in, even in situations where tucking looks worse / more sloppy than leaving the tail out.
September 11th, 2013