So your dick was dry and cracking due to exposure to wind?
272 Comments | In: Ohio, Profane Shirts
i so know that feeling
November 2nd, 2009
it was a long dry spell, dont ask
I just get fed up with idiots that wear offensive shirts like this in public. I cant wait to try an explain this to my 9 year old.
Says the man . . . . . . .
Says the man who is carrying a bunch of bananas. gross . . . .
I am sure his chapped lips smell like dick, just sayin…..
Wait… it’s a little blurry, does that say his D*** is the size of a chapstick. Sorry man, tough luck!
probably smells more like preparation H
I definitely know where that creep can put those bananas
Yeah, as if he can bend over to smell it.
I don’t understand the desire to wear shirts with profanity in public either. I’ve seen stuff that’s funny in a weird, almost profane way, but the in your face words ‘fuck’ ‘dick’ ‘shit’ bug me.
But maybe I’m just an uptight prude.
POW fan club
When freedom of speech goes a little too far. There are innocent children out there who are reading this crap!
Mine smells like his moms cheap trailer park chapstick.
Walmart good, Target Bad!!!
Why do people feel the need to announce their fetishes on t-shirts?
Funny, I just wrote/recorded a song called “Chapstick Weather.” There’s nothing about anyone’s dick in it though…
I’d like to know how he smelled it? He must be very flexible.
It’s well known that people who wear shirts like this. Get no action…..
what’s the matter ..couldn’t find the KY
Too much information…
more like a crap stick mostlikely
who wants to hear about, let alone see his chapped up member
I bet he thinks he’s gonna get a hot date with that shirt.
You know, they offer topical creams for that. I doubt chopstick is going to clear it up.
Well isn’t that special… Then I guess it’s safe to assume your armpits smell like febreeze and that your ass smells like summer after it rains…that’s pleasant.
This shirt is a band t shirt the band is called Emilys Toybox
This is a t-shirt for a band, which has a song with that name.
Now we know how the Democrates win Ohio. How ever I
think this gut lost his right to vote when he went to the big house.
And he knows this because?…….
Can’t imagine chapstick is a good lubricant. Why can’t he borrow his mom’s Vaseline Intensive Care like normal white trash?
WOW…What can I say except…..LOSER!!!
I cannot even understand why you would wear this!
His ass probably smells like KY jelly!
sorry to burst your bubbles, but it IS a title of a song by Emily’s Toybox.
I wonder if his boyfriend uses the cherry or the original
and because its the title of a song, that makes it less stupid on a t shirt ?
If its dry and cracking I somehow doubt its due to wind exposure.
Goats & Sheep can’t read. What’s his reason for the ad?
His breath smells like preparation H.
I think that the shirt is alright. People that are making the negative comments should consider that maybe others think that the way they dress is offensive also. So let the people with a sense of humor be. Everyone has the right to dress and be who they want to be with constitutional rights, the freedom to be who we want to. So those who are making negative comments on these type of shirts should sit down and think about other problems in this world, not some shirt thats just a joke.
Is that a bottle of lube in one hand and bananas in the other….. looks like chapstick wont be the only thing his dick smells like….
more like vasoline… ooohh
I did not realize Chapstick had started selling antibiotics.
Sadly, I know the origin of this shirt. There is a sh*tty band called Emily’s Toybox that used to play bars around my town (I don’t remember where they’re actually from) and this was the chorus of their most popular song.
Does Chapstick have a smell?
I’m sorry Laura but just because it is a title of a song does not make this an appropriate shirt to wear out in public. Seriously!!!
Was going to say it, Laura apparently beat me to it….ETB people. sorry ya don’t know.
Thats horribly disgusting! Shouldn’t even be allowed to make clothing like this, much less wear it.
It takes a loser to have to announce that on a T-shirt.
TARGET GOOD, WALMART BAD!!!
More class acts at the local Walmart, jeez!
Funny. It’s the same size too……………….
Same size too
I can’t understand why I never see these shirts being worn in a nice restaurant or even Sears for that matter…
and THAT ladies and gentlemen is why I go to Target.
Unfortunately he is a Scout leader.
We had a friend that used to call Chapstick……………..Chaplick.
Sounds like the same thing going on here.
Chapstick smells like Valtrex?
Dangerous Walmart you’ve got there.
Guy in background is stabbing Linda Blair (think about it)
I’d hi it.
What he fails to realize, is that his dick is probably also the size of a tube of chap stick.
HE SHIRT SHOULD ALSO SAY i AM A MASTER AT YOGA, CAUSE THAT IS HOW I GOT THE CHAPSTICK FROM MY LIPS TO MY DICK!
I bet it smells more like Nivea with a touch of vintage Hustler magazine.
Meanwhile, Napoleon Dynamite is trying to figure out how he ended up in Ohio, puking up blood with broken glasses and no memory of the past 24-hours.
stay classy, ohio…
Medicated chapstick, pretty sure. YYYYUUUUCCCCKKKK!!
notice he said chapstick, not lip stick or lip gloss. What scent does prison lip balm have anyways? I bet its strawberries.
Medicated chapstick, I’m sure.
this is a T shirt from a band in pa. they rock http://www.emilystoybox.com/
His blow-up doll also smells like chapstick. What a coincidence.
I’m sure he knows this because he’s such a loser that he has to resort to sucking his own.
What a Loser.
Wow, whatever company who manufactured that shirt were probably DESPERATE!! lol
I saw this one and just have to make a comment… WHAT KIND OF STUPID, LOW LIFE DOUCHEBAG would wear a shirt like that in publice. What kind of inbread MORONS raised this TRASH????!!!!!!
Wow, I didn’t notice Linda Blair until Politically Incorrect pointed her out. That’s super creepy lol
So…. you bragging or complaining?
This T-Shirt is from a local band called Emily’s Toybox. This is an actual song of theres, and they made t-shirts. They are a pretty good band, but use a lot of teenage boy humor. The whole crowd sings this line with them during the song. It’s hysterical. It’s pretty wild that a guy from OHIO is whering a t-shirt from a local band from Harrisburg PA.
I’ll bet he’s hung like a Chapstick too.
If his dick is waxy, can we assume he’s as thick as a candle wick?
That make classy girls wanna talk to you!
I just want to know what flavor chapstick it smells like. I mean, is it the nasty medicinal smelling one, or is it something good like cherry? haha
Now I don’t know anything bout this guy’s momma, but can you imagine trying to explain the need to post this on his own body? Makes me wonder bout the family pool!!
And Richard Simmons didn’t tell me he switched from Carmex……………
I knew there was a reason I moved out of Ohio. Those folks just aren’t right.
Quite possibly the funniest comment I have ever read.
(And I have 550+ votes on the “dead corpse” photo). Your reply is much more witty!
You’ll be a big hit at the dog park. Off you go.
I’m pretty sure chapstick doesn’t work on the clap.
his hand uses Chapstick too
Guy needs a lesson in manners. Obviously born of a harlot and raised in a barnyard by a herd of swine to have so little manners and common sense to wear this in public.
His dick actually smells like hand lotion and herpes.
Maybe he was packing fudge and ran out of KY jelly.
it’s an Emily’s Toybox shirt, they are a band that is from south central PA… and that is the chorus to one of their original songs, not that it makes a good T shirt
not to defend this loser, but for further explanation, anyway…
there was a band that used to play at my college and this was a line from one of their stupid songs. they used to sell these shirts after the show.
why they would include that line in their song, AND why they would put it on a shirt, AND why someone would buy that shirt AND why that person would then wear it in public is ALL beyond me, but that is where the shirt came from, in case anyone wondered.
Is that something we are supposed to be impressed with? Do we REALLY care that his obviously tiny appendage smells like chapstick? I’m sure the chapstick company cares!!!
Horky the living Spoodge
He wishes he had a penis.
And, I bet your breath smells like DICK!!!
ironically he is buying bananas
Obviously we all know that he trying to brag about “gett’in some”, but this just proves why it is important to use proper hygiene; you never know where those Walmart girls mouth’s have been.
Yeah right, maybe when Chapstick makes a head cheese flavor.
PARAGON OF VIRTUE
STRANGE, THAT SHIRT INSCRIPTION, THE BANANAS IN HIS LEFT HAND …
I hate those shirts! I once had to wait on a guy at work who was wearing a shirt that said “I prefer shaved beavers”. it had a picture of a cartoon beaver shaving his face. I was so offended. I would not want my mom or my sister to have to look at this trash. I am not sure why wal-mart does not ask ppl like this to just leave and come back when they get good sense.
Why on earth do people wear this stuff in public???? Sad.
That is offensive, there are women and children all around. His nose is going to smell like my fist if we ever cross paths.
I want to know just why this is printed on a t-shirt, and who thought it was a good idea? Old Mr. Barnum was right, there’s a sucker born every minute!
Walmart lets their white trash customers wear stuff like that in their stores. Anything for a sale. No scruples, hence….WALMARTSUX!!!
My asshole smells like Astroglide
um, this is a band t-shirt. The band is called Emily’s toybox, they’re out of carlisle, pa and play in ohio a LOT
no prob bob
while still offensive, that shirt is not totally random, it’s lyrics from a song by a band in PA called emily’s toybox. funny song…. not funny enough to make wearing the lyrics in public not completely inappropriate.
If you don’t like it don’t look at it! Being a parent means you have to explain things you don’t always want to. I would tell my daughter that he is a vile obscene man with no respect for others. She obviously doesn’t need details. It his right to express himself however vulgar it may be. It is also our right to tell him he is a douche but whining about here is pointless. Just laugh knowing there is 99.9 percent chance that your life is better than his
This T is from my favorite band, Emily’s Toybox
Ugh, this is why I hate living in Ohio.
And of course the tattoos again…
And last time I checked chapstick was a unisex product…..maybe Lipstick would be a better way to complete the offensive shirt.
Actually the shirt is from a bad Emilys Toy box it is the name of an album of theirs
I’m no prude, but can we just throw all these shirts in pile and burn them?? Kids and the rest of us don’t need to read this shit!!! Out in public. These people are totally useless. Grow Up already!!!
I bet this a-hole cant find his own dick!
I thought Walmart was a “family” store?
Seriously, if you feel the need to wear this on your t-shirt, chances are that it’s not true…
What a retard. I would venture to say he probably doesnt have a full set of teeth either.
Tell your boyfriend there are better lubricants. Oh and by the by, if your goal is to make it as crystal clear as possible to all who have the misfortune of coming to within forty feet of you, why not simply write
“Im a stupid loser” on you shirt instead?
Would someone please tell this idiot that chapstick is not a substitute for penicillan!
the tshirt has song lyrics on it. the band is emily’s toybox
Whoever took this photo was obviously trembling with the excitement of being “behind” that guy.
my question is…where do people GET these shirts in the first place? Who is selling them, and what makes them think that selling them is OK?? Really? Not even appropriate for sitting around in the privacy of one’s own home, let alone anywhere out in public!
Wonder if this guy knows females aren’t the only one who wear chapstick. What I would like to know is how the hell he knows what his own dick smells like and why he is smelling it in the first place. Most guys wouldn’t advertise their dick smelling like anything, I doubt this guy gets any and I would pity any lady stupid enough to date a guy who sniffs his own member and wears a tee shirt talking about it.
I agree with lorie, just because it’s a song title does not mean that the words aren’t offensive. There’s a time and place, and a dept. store is NOT the place.
typo on the shirt printing: should read “My dick is the size of chapstick”.
I believe that’s an Emily’s Toy Box t-shirt….a great band…and totally off the wall. Saw them in State College at the Saloon once.
yuk this is the first time a photo from this website has actually turned my stomach, and i’ve seen them all!
Moons in Leo
Seems like so many of the shirts the trash wear to Walmart are from lousy bands that nobody’s ever heard of who just want to get noticed.
This guy’s going home to feed the bananas to his monkey and slap some chapstick on the little bugger’s lips.
Unrelated: he’s had ribs removed and is wearing Chapstick.
and his anus smells like Cruex !
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“Cool! So what scent chapstick does your mom wear?”
That shirt is stupid, but the implied gay bashing in about half of these comments is much worse.
How ironic is it that this guy is allowed to walk around Wal-Mart with this profane and offensive shirt on, but Wal-Mart would not sell the CD from the band who printed up the shirts and wrote the song in the first place?
I wonder what his breath smells like?
And your breath smells like dick
My guess is that he’s trying to lure in overworked trailer park whores that have been giving head jobs all day and have badly chapped lips. I guess if that don’t work he’s gonna bait em with the bananas.
How funny, I have a t-shirt that says, “I sold some random jackass a t-shirt and a tube of Chapstick as a cure for his crawling dandruff.”
The band that accompanies this shirt is just as tasteless. They are the worst band in State College with a regular weekly gig. The basis of THEIR songs feature immature lyrics sung by a guy who cant get over his Faith No More imitation voice.
This is actually a song from a band called Emily’s Toybox.
only if they make POOP scented chapstick. You’re not fooling anyone, we know where you put that thing.
Bad dog, go back to your trailer- GO
hmm the strawberry or cherry kind?
Shame on Walmart for subjecting their customers to these obscene t-shirts and butt cracks. They need to set a store policy regarding dress and have people removed if they are deemed offensive to others. So they lose some customers. No parent should feel like they are taking their child into a porno store when they go to a Walmart. Walmart makes billions and billions — losing a few deadbeat customers won’t hurt their profits.
Worst part. His OWN mother has an addiction to chapstick
i live in ohio…i wonder what store…? this pisses me off, i wouldn’t want my daughter or any children to see this.
Attention Wal-Mart security staff & employees: why do you let profane t-shirts into your store? You need to tell these people to leave – why are they allowed to roam around for everyone to see?
He needs an ass whoopin’ for wearing that…
It’s only chapped because he’s circumcised, dried and desensitized…
“and after tonight, my anus will smell like bananas.”
this is a shirt for a band called Emily’ toy box out of Harrisburg, PA they have a song called Bionic an that line is in it! haha that is soooo awesome!
I bet that shirt is a big hit at the club.
its a band Tshirt..the Band is Emily’s Toy Box based outta Harrisburg, PA one of their popular songs is called Bionic an its a verse in the chorus!
People that wear T shirts like this have to be brain dead. Pull the plug, please. Socialism darwinism is alive and well here.
It’s a T-Shirt from the Band Emily’s Toybox. It’s also a title of one of the songs they do.
my pooty smells like beans
Does chapstick come in menthol? And Kathy is correct – it is ironic that Wal-Mart won’t sell the records (CDs, whatever) from that band because they want to be seen as “family friendly” but they allow folks to wear this sort of clothing. So what if he gets mad and refuses to come back to the store. He doesn’t look like a big spender to me!
If you dont like it dont look at it. problem solved. im fairly sure that everyone has worn said or done something that others found offensive. just remember before you judge anyone make sure your own hands are clean first.
Sweet, I’ve see a guy in this shirt at our local college bar, I really want remind these dudes that chapstick doesn’t heal genital warts…so you’re wasting your time smearing it on your d*ck!
Big Gay AL
Let me tell ya, honey, it may smell like chapstick but this piece of man candy has a tool that tast like my poo………
What are the bananas for?
Aero Smith had a song with lyrics “suck on my big ten inch”…..but I would NEVER put this on a shirt to wear in public…..it’s just poor taste no matter the source…
All I can say is LOSER!!!!!
And his buddy’s dick smells like bananas
That’s funny because your wife’s pussy tastes like carmex
So his penis is a tasteless petroleum product?
A mushy, tasteless petroleum product…
Hey Buddy. Next time tell the guy to wipe off the chapstick before he goes down on you.
And the bananas are for practice???
…And his ass smells like banana.
“scuze me, do y’all sell gerbals here?”
November 3rd, 2009
does it really matter if the phrase is from a song? it does not need to be printed on a shirt for any reason. the fact that people actually buy these shirts makes them no better than the crackheaded band (yes i youtubed them and listened and i DONT suggest it).
maybe he plays trumpet. one never knows with some guys.
It’s a band’s Tshirt. And a fantastic band at that! Good for him for showing love for ETB.
That is the tagline of a cover band based in Pennsylvania
soo….. ummm… where do you even find such “enlightening” shirts? I refuse to believe that he was smart enough to make it himself. After all it is such a catchy phrase.
I look at this and wonder why Europeans make fun of Americans….oh wait.. I get it
Did anyone see that movie “Idiocracy?”
It was so accurate about the dumbing down of society it’s scary.
This guys shirt/mentality would fit right in.
That shirt is from the band Emily’s Toybox. The t-shirt was promoting the title of one of their songs.
(1) How do you know?
(2) Why are you proud of that fact?
They didn’t have room to print the rest of it, it’s supposed to say , ” and so does my hand. “
gregory "goofy" higgins
THIS SURE LOOKS LIKE AN INVITATION TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC…YOU THINK HE CARES IF THE RESPONDENT IS MALE OR FEMALE…HE SHOULD GET TOGETHER W/THE DUDE WEARING THE “TITTIES & BEER..THANK GOD I’M NOT GAY” T-SHIRT…
Don’t sweat the guy for being talented, he obviously can suck his own if he knows it smells like Chapstick. And I guess he sucked it so much it chapped.
I guess the only other shirt he owns, the one with “I AM A MORON” on the front, is in a pile, on the floor of his trailer, at the Dirt Bag Acres Trailer Park.
You people fail to realise that most people wear these shirts to piss liberal douchbags like yourselves off. Ya’ll keep sayin “i;m so offended, How does someone wear such a thing” It’s a fuckin t-shirt, get the fuck over it.
I don’t know but doesn’t a guy lose cool points for being able to smell his own dick? Does it reek that bad or is he missing a vertebrae?
Must have run out of Vaseline…
haha this is a tshirt from a band in my area on pa. and trust me… the best place for those who go to their shows is a walmart
yall need to get a life so the fuck what his shirt says i think its funny. get over your selves
Hey guys.. your right this is funny… but you guys rock.. and I still love the song… These people need to just lighten up a little.. when their children turn into teens.. they’re gonna be goin home from hot dates smelling like other stuff.. I’d rather S*** one smelling like chapstick.. than one smellin like PP..
chris krchnavi # ETB FAN
its a band they are offensive so if you don’t like it then piss off and peter if you have a 9 year old im sure youve had your dick sucked!
All you self-righteous assholes need to shut the fuck up – if you don’t like it DON’T read it – that is why we have a 1st amendment ! I don’t give people a bunch of shit when they wear their religious/thug/redneck/ whatever stupid shit they have on .
If you don’t like their music don’t listen and don’t go to their shows that is YOUR choice – and I choose to wear this exact same t-shirt whenever and wherever I want and if you don’t like it – Kiss My Ass…
Actually it is lyrics from the song Neurotic by Emily’s Toybox most only wear the shirts to concerts myself a girl included. I ahve had my shirt on my myspace for over three years never saw such over reaction to comedy in my life but if it helps the boys so be it. For those who enjoy rocking original music and Have a sense of humor checkout
A huge fan
Love the band, Love the Tshirt, Love the song!
I have one of these shirts. And I don’t even have a penis. Anyone here know what band/song inspired this shirt? Anyone? Beuller? Beuller?
it's freedom of speech deal with it
It’s a band based outside Harrisburg PA, deal with it.. it’s life, like someone mentioned you have to explain things you may not want to, don’t got to go into detail just walk away and deal with it already.
This band is just like any band ya’ll like just a band you don’t. They are good at what the do weather you agree or not.
WORRY ABOUT GUNS BEIN TAKEN TO SCHOOL AND BULLIES, and letting your kids run loose and getting kidnapped before dising a damn shirt. you all are ridicualous poundrering this guy for a damn shirt.. there are worse things out there you could be bitching about seriously people!!!
Guys get over it! its a line of a song from a band thats from PA… my husband has the shirt too… tho i do agree it should not be worn to walmart or anywhere else young kids will be
Emily’s Toybox ROX!!!
well maybe if you guys would listen to their stuff you would understand where that is coming from. i mean yea i understand that younger children shouldn’t be reading stuff like that but seriously give it a rest!
There is actually a band in PA that was the name of a song they wrote. That is one of their shirts.
Strange, I’d imagine a straight guy would brag about his dick smelling like lipstick, not chapstick.
Something you’re trying to tell us, sailor?
Is this because most chapstick users are dudes?
Let me go ahead and take your word for it!
November 4th, 2009
If you’ve ever listened to the band you’d understand. To the prudes out there. Maybe i don’t like seeing your face, but no one is gonna tell you to stay out of public places.
I’m sure people from Walmart read this website, so here’s my suggestion: If a person comes in to their store wearing an inappropriate shirt like this, ask them to turn it inside out. Disneyland does this and I’m sure the parents there appreciate DL’s effort to keep the park respectable.
Thats just disturbing lol
Has anyone actually ever stepped forward to complain to manangement about things like this that are offensive? Be bold America! If someone is wearing something, saying something, doing something that offends you, say something about it. Kindly tell them that you would view them as a much better person if they didn’t try to be so offensive. Bottom line, Don’t do anything to embarrass your family, your friends or yourself!
That is a shirt from a band called Emily’s Toybox. They are pretty badass I’ve seen them a few times and have always loved that shirt.
I would rather my child be exposed to words than vulgar imagery, or (less than) scantily clad women. You can teach your kid not to repeat phrases, or that some words are inappropriate. You can’t sandpaper their brain to forget about the nuthugger pants someone is wearing, or partially exposed breasts someone is flaunting. I’ve heard worse things come out of the mouths of poorly parented 4 year olds.
Hes a ladys man
I’m from Allentown so I recognize the Emily’s Toy Box shirt, but the pics from Ohio. Crazy!
I own this tshirt and wear a lot. everyone loves it. People need to chill out and have some fun. ETB is a great band.
Well wash it ….
kenneth w gorman jr
Well I’ve gotta say in all these years that I had worked there, I’ve thought I’ve seen it all. To wear a shirt that says “My dick smells like chapstick” to me that’s pretty hillarious, but it’s a rather inapropriate place to wear something like that, especially with children in the store. the only public place that it’s acceptible to wear that is in a nite club or a bar not in a place where children can be exposed to such filthy language
I think that whomever is offended by this shirt should just appreciate that the guy HAD a shirt on that fit. At my local Walmart I’m more offended of the people whose shirts are too small and their fat hangs out about a foot below and swings as they walk. Emily’s Toybox just so happens to be a great band and is very successful..hence their being a shirt from the song Bionic(which is my ringtone) the whole way in Ohio when they are from a little town in Pa. They travel the East coast which is more than you can say for alot of bands. C’mon people and get a life. If you don’t like it go to another site and quit coming back to this one!
best caption ever.
November 5th, 2009
Im still hooked on phonics
AND A WIN FOR A GREAT BAND
This is actually a band shirt. Emily’s Toybox was the name of the band is, they used to play at a club I worked at in PA. “My dick smells like chapstick” was the name of one of their songs.
He must be double jointed.. LMAO
LOVE THIS BAND!!! Emily’s Toybox comes to Key West pretty often… they always play at Sloppy Joes, they are great! and we love it when they come here! we actually were asked to buy a few of their shirts for our friends, they loved it so much….
its a music group shirt and i own one!!! an awesome group called emilys toybox!!!!! sorry but if your kids can read this and understand what it means maybe you need to make sure they are not watching adult tv shows. i am pretty sure they dont teach you the word dick in school unless its from your kids’ friends. and why would you need to explain anything?? tell your kids that some people who use swear words when they talk also wear them on their clothes. thats it period end of story.
Mom of three kids
hey i am a mom of three kids and i own this shirt and wear it out in public…..it is a band shirt EMILYS TOYBOX who kick ass and whats the big deal anyway….censorship is ridiculous and you cant keep everything from your kids…tv has worse words on it than dick…such as whore….slut….asshole….tell your kids that dick is a persons name
Took me a while to get (because I was so grossed out) but he’s implying he just got head. EW!! Even more “ew” for the for innuendo in that. How is that allowed in public? Seriously.
I betting your chapstick taste like dick.
This explains why my Chap Stick smells like this dude’s dick.
What has not been said is that the wearer assumes those around him can’t smell his crotch from where they are standing.
The front says, “My lips smell like Blue Star Ointment.”
November 6th, 2009
I love it when Emily’s Toybox comes to Key West! My friends and I watch them at least twice a year down here. They’re an excellent 80′s cover band, among other things. if you guys are offended by this little tee-shirt, do me a favor and NEVER come down here, especially with your children as this is an adult-oriented island. You’ll see more offensive tees and bongs in our store windows. Anyone who believes their children don’t already know about stuff like this is completely delusional.
November 7th, 2009
….then, the beautiful buxom broad with the flowing long hair, perfect body, and seductive eyes walks up to him in the register line and says, “ya know…. I’ve been looking for a clever guy who has a way with words. That shirt is just AMAZING!”
I don’t care if its a band shirt… it still doesn’t change the fact that its totally tasteless…. and just STUPID. This is the shirt I would make sure to wear if I DIDN’T want to get laid.
Oh, and by the way…. Emily’s Toybox sucks ass. They are just another totally washed down, over compressed, trying way too hard for shock value, HOT TOPIC ” TRYING to be punk/hardcore band”…. of which I’ve heard hundreds just like ‘em. SUCK SUCK SUCK-EEEEEEEEE!!!!!! The people who like crap bands like this are as unoriginal as the band itself…. But to those out there who like them…. maybe you’ll get lucky and see them in a late-night Denny’s menu next to the Hoobastank Burrito and the rest of the poser-ass sellouts.
I’m pretty sure you are all too easily offended and need to worry about things a little more important than a tshirt you find offensive…
I swear I saw this same guy a few years ago in Central OHIO at a charity volleyball tournament. Our team was playing his & he had this shirt on. I asked him why he was putting chapstick down there. He had no answer, he just smacked his lips and looked away. He looks like a total tard.
November 8th, 2009
Really? Because all I smell is vinegar around here.
Only MEN wear Chapstick, not women!
I will not be doing a Smell Yo.
That shirt is from a band Called Emily’s Toybox here in PA. They are awesome and travel to many states to play.
November 9th, 2009
Way to rep the ToyBox.
I don’t know what is worse on this website. The pictures that make me wanna pour bleach in my eyes. Or the PC losers bitching about them. These are supposed to be funny, get over yourselves people.
I am sure to see this shirt without knowing its for a rock band would be offensive. Its great they have made it all the way to Ohio. I live and work in KW where they play at a local bar from time to time. They are a great group of people. If that shirt is too offensive for walmart then perhaps you haven’t seen the people that frequent a walmart!!
IM SURE HE’LL FIND A GIRLFRIEND LIKE THIS!!!!!!
Would someone please take away Mom of three kids’ children?
Two words: Low Class
November 10th, 2009
i bet he uses that same chapstick on his lips to
the real question is why he isn’t using lotion because all that chapstick probably gets expensive. He isn’t getting anything from anybody.
I KNOW I KNOW! his dick smells lke chapstick because of all the ten dollar blowjobs hes been getting from the overworked transvestites in the walmart mens bathroom!!!!!!! when their lips get dry they walk out an buy chappstick!!!
u guys r dicks…thats a funny shirt n yall r prolly uglier then him…by the way u dont get wut that funny ass shirt means ur a retard….clearly
That is from Emily Toybox in Pa!!! It’s part of a song that they wrote!!
Any my Daddy is in the other isle buying more Chapstick!
November 11th, 2009
Better Than You
I love all the vile shit you retards say about wearing a shirt that says dick on it in public, makes it even better that you say that vile shit on a public website. hmmmm, they should cut all your fingers off and put them in a pile and burn them, that way they don’t type anything in public that is offensive.
November 12th, 2009
Woo-Hoo Emily’s Toybox!!!! ETB rockin’ Wal-Mart hardcore! This shirt has been around for over a decade now and it all stemmed from the song “Bionic” written/performed by Pennsylvania band Emily’s Toybox….who put on one of THE BEST live shows I have ever seen! Much Love for ETB!
November 15th, 2009
I LOVE EMILYS TOYBOX……….great band…….and this song is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 16th, 2009
Funny….he didn’t look all that flexible…huh
November 19th, 2009
Emily’s Toybox ROOOOCKS! great song, hard to explain with just a T-shirt!!!
maybe using bananas as lube will work better than chapstick… i doubt it though…
wait! is this shirt supposed to be a crack at having some under-ager sucking his cock?! a lot of high/middle school girls use chapstick… that’s even more disgusting if thats what he means
EMILY’S TOYBOX ROCKS!!! I Love that song. haha
Very nice site!
November 20th, 2009
Emily’s Toybox is a great band. Pleased to see some Walmart goers appreciate it. Listen to the music — the shirt is funny( rather than just offensive) once you do so.
November 21st, 2009
Emily’s Toybox would be proud!!!
November 22nd, 2009
P.S- I’m the BBBBOOOOOMMMMBBBB!
I’m a kid in the back talking trash in the back of the bus….
It’s probably the only part of him that smells halfway decent.
November 23rd, 2009
Did anyone else notice the lady in the background who looks like a demon?
Why do you all take offense to this shit, when to only reason you go on this site is to look for this that offend, get ove yourselves. Yes, the shirt is from aband called Emilys Toybox andyes, they like to offend people. They are, after all, the band that fucks your mom! Get Better Soon Wade!
November 24th, 2009
“Neurotic, psychotic, I think I’m bionic
I’m still hooked on phonics, just a few things you oughtta know
I’m spastic, my cat’s sick MY DICK SMELLS LIKE CHAPSTICK
I eat chinese with match sticks, just a few things you oughtta know.”
Great lyrics by a really fun bar band. They’re not trying to reshape the world with their message of lyrical wonderment. They’re a bar band that writes fun songs for us drunk folk to sing to. It’s a great shirt and definitely one that should be kept in your dresser until it’s time for an Emilys Toybox show! Wicked fun band though. You guys should stop wasting your time with these foolish comments and find something constructive to do with your time… Oh wait.. I’m leaving foolish comments. I should go find something constructive to do. Let’s all go to emilystoybox.com!!!
If you recover half as fast as you rip those drums up you’ll be back in no time Wade! Get well soon Wade. Gotcha in my thoughts-n-prayers mang!
WE LOVE YOU MIKE FOR MAKING THAT SHIT!! The song ROCKS!
Also for the Countless songs you wrote and sing that Rock every Club EMILY’S TOYBOX play’s.
Mama will see you tonight! I wouldn’t miss you for the world!!
As for everyone who hates the shit? WHATEVER!!!!
It’s called Freedom People! I have seen worse!!!
November 27th, 2009
ETB Rocks!! As for everyone that’s worried about their kids seeing this shirt, I hope you don’t have a TV in your house, because you’ll find much worse things there. Get a freaking grip!
Get better soon Wade!!!
November 28th, 2009
relax people, this is a shirt for a cover band that plays at Penn State and probably a couple of other campuses and this is what theirshirt says, hahah
They’re a great band, called Emily’s Toybox
December 6th, 2009
To go with this shirt there is a song called my dick smells like chapstick. The Band is called Emily’s Toybox. They are from PA.
” This person is doing what all should be able to do! what our four fathers went forth and died for. FREEDOM OF SPEECH! It doesn’t matter how its brought out or advertised, whether we like it or not we all have this right. As for the tree huggers who are worried about your children… I have children of my own but the ones that are old enough to read understand that there is not always going to be people in the world who is going to bend over to please them. Life is tough my thought to you would be stop worrying about someone else back and worry about what your child can determine what is right and what is wrong… People that complain about what someone else says or wears or however it may come across really needs to grow and just stay to themselves..!!!! Nobody likes you anyway!
December 15th, 2010
Emily's Toy Box Sucks
Great band??? Kick ass band??? You people must be joking. They’re a cover band. They play all over central PA and every time I’ve seen them it’s straight up covers. Another band making a living off another bands hard work and sweat. Truly pathetic. Yeah they’ve written a few originals, all of which are terrible, uninspired, lame ass attempts at composition music as well as writing lyrics. This is exactly the type of band I wish would disappear. Complete waste.
January 3rd, 2011
i thought that shirt looked familiar…lol yeah my friend is real into ETB and has the shirt. i personally like the “momma lovin’” one. I can asure you that i was not raised by trailor trash, i do not own any firearms, i don’t hunt, rodeos smell like shit to me, i can’t stand country music, and i don’t have any sort of carnal relations with anyone in my own bloodline. I wear those types of shirts for two reasons: 1) I have been told since i was born that we in the United States of America have freedom of speech as granted to us by the Constitution of the United States. and 2) well, i get off on pissing people off. If it offends you, look away.
January 10th, 2011
wow its amazing how people get affended by a shirt maybe i should post some of my shirts on here such as if u like it in the ass smile some people just dont have a good sence of humor anymore if shirts like this affend u stay the fuk in ur house then
January 22nd, 2011
Its a shirt for a band. “Emily’s Toybox”
August 14th, 2011
The scariest part of this picture is the exorcist woman that’s near the cashier. Creepy!!
November 17th, 2011