it was a long dry spell, dont ask

Says the man who is carrying a bunch of bananas. gross . . . .

Wait… it’s a little blurry, does that say his D*** is the size of a chapstick. Sorry man, tough luck!

I definitely know where that creep can put those bananas

I don’t understand the desire to wear shirts with profanity in public either. I’ve seen stuff that’s funny in a weird, almost profane way, but the in your face words ‘fuck’ ‘dick’ ‘shit’ bug me.

But maybe I’m just an uptight prude.

Mine smells like his moms cheap trailer park chapstick.

Funny, I just wrote/recorded a song called “Chapstick Weather.” There’s nothing about anyone’s dick in it though…

It’s well known that people who wear shirts like this. Get no action…..

Too much information…

who wants to hear about, let alone see his chapped up member

You know, they offer topical creams for that. I doubt chopstick is going to clear it up.

Well isn’t that special… Then I guess it’s safe to assume your armpits smell like febreeze and that your ass smells like summer after it rains…that’s pleasant.

This is a t-shirt for a band, which has a song with that name.

http://www.emilystoybox.com

And he knows this because?…….

WOW…What can I say except…..LOSER!!!

His ass probably smells like KY jelly!

I wonder if his boyfriend uses the cherry or the original

If its dry and cracking I somehow doubt its due to wind exposure.

I think that the shirt is alright. People that are making the negative comments should consider that maybe others think that the way they dress is offensive also. So let the people with a sense of humor be. Everyone has the right to dress and be who they want to be with constitutional rights, the freedom to be who we want to. So those who are making negative comments on these type of shirts should sit down and think about other problems in this world, not some shirt thats just a joke.

more like vasoline… ooohh

Sadly, I know the origin of this shirt. There is a sh*tty band called Emily’s Toybox that used to play bars around my town (I don’t remember where they’re actually from) and this was the chorus of their most popular song.

Yuck.

I’m sorry Laura but just because it is a title of a song does not make this an appropriate shirt to wear out in public. Seriously!!!

Thats horribly disgusting! Shouldn’t even be allowed to make clothing like this, much less wear it.

More class acts at the local Walmart, jeez!

Same size too

and THAT ladies and gentlemen is why I go to Target.

We had a friend that used to call Chapstick……………..Chaplick.

Sounds like the same thing going on here.

Dangerous Walmart you’ve got there.

Guy in background is stabbing Linda Blair (think about it)

What he fails to realize, is that his dick is probably also the size of a tube of chap stick.

I bet it smells more like Nivea with a touch of vintage Hustler magazine.

stay classy, ohio…

notice he said chapstick, not lip stick or lip gloss. What scent does prison lip balm have anyways? I bet its strawberries.

this is a T shirt from a band in pa. they rock http://www.emilystoybox.com/

I’m sure he knows this because he’s such a loser that he has to resort to sucking his own.
What a Loser.

I saw this one and just have to make a comment… WHAT KIND OF STUPID, LOW LIFE DOUCHEBAG would wear a shirt like that in publice. What kind of inbread MORONS raised this TRASH????!!!!!!

So…. you bragging or complaining?

I’ll bet he’s hung like a Chapstick too.

That make classy girls wanna talk to you!

Now I don’t know anything bout this guy’s momma, but can you imagine trying to explain the need to post this on his own body? Makes me wonder bout the family pool!!

I knew there was a reason I moved out of Ohio. Those folks just aren’t right.

You’ll be a big hit at the dog park. Off you go.

his hand uses Chapstick too

His dick actually smells like hand lotion and herpes.

Gross

not to defend this loser, but for further explanation, anyway…

there was a band that used to play at my college and this was a line from one of their stupid songs. they used to sell these shirts after the show.

why they would include that line in their song, AND why they would put it on a shirt, AND why someone would buy that shirt AND why that person would then wear it in public is ALL beyond me, but that is where the shirt came from, in case anyone wondered.

He wishes he had a penis.

ironically he is buying bananas

Yeah right, maybe when Chapstick makes a head cheese flavor.

I hate those shirts! I once had to wait on a guy at work who was wearing a shirt that said “I prefer shaved beavers”. it had a picture of a cartoon beaver shaving his face. I was so offended. I would not want my mom or my sister to have to look at this trash. I am not sure why wal-mart does not ask ppl like this to just leave and come back when they get good sense.

That is offensive, there are women and children all around. His nose is going to smell like my fist if we ever cross paths.

Walmart lets their white trash customers wear stuff like that in their stores. Anything for a sale. No scruples, hence….WALMARTSUX!!!

um, this is a band t-shirt. The band is called Emily’s toybox, they’re out of carlisle, pa and play in ohio a LOT

If you don’t like it don’t look at it! Being a parent means you have to explain things you don’t always want to. I would tell my daughter that he is a vile obscene man with no respect for others. She obviously doesn’t need details. It his right to express himself however vulgar it may be. It is also our right to tell him he is a douche but whining about here is pointless. Just laugh knowing there is 99.9 percent chance that your life is better than his

Ugh, this is why I hate living in Ohio.

And last time I checked chapstick was a unisex product…..maybe Lipstick would be a better way to complete the offensive shirt.

I’m no prude, but can we just throw all these shirts in pile and burn them?? Kids and the rest of us don’t need to read this shit!!! Out in public. These people are totally useless. Grow Up already!!!

I thought Walmart was a “family” store?

What a retard. I would venture to say he probably doesnt have a full set of teeth either.

Would someone please tell this idiot that chapstick is not a substitute for penicillan!

Whoever took this photo was obviously trembling with the excitement of being “behind” that guy.

Wonder if this guy knows females aren’t the only one who wear chapstick. What I would like to know is how the hell he knows what his own dick smells like and why he is smelling it in the first place. Most guys wouldn’t advertise their dick smelling like anything, I doubt this guy gets any and I would pity any lady stupid enough to date a guy who sniffs his own member and wears a tee shirt talking about it.

typo on the shirt printing: should read “My dick is the size of chapstick”.

yuk this is the first time a photo from this website has actually turned my stomach, and i’ve seen them all!

Unrelated: he’s had ribs removed and is wearing Chapstick.

http://www.emilystoybox.com/gear.htm

Scroll down to tee shirts

That shirt is stupid, but the implied gay bashing in about half of these comments is much worse.

I wonder what his breath smells like?

My guess is that he’s trying to lure in overworked trailer park whores that have been giving head jobs all day and have badly chapped lips. I guess if that don’t work he’s gonna bait em with the bananas.

The band that accompanies this shirt is just as tasteless. They are the worst band in State College with a regular weekly gig. The basis of THEIR songs feature immature lyrics sung by a guy who cant get over his Faith No More imitation voice.

only if they make POOP scented chapstick. You’re not fooling anyone, we know where you put that thing.

hmm the strawberry or cherry kind?

Worst part. His OWN mother has an addiction to chapstick

Attention Wal-Mart security staff & employees: why do you let profane t-shirts into your store? You need to tell these people to leave – why are they allowed to roam around for everyone to see?

It’s only chapped because he’s circumcised, dried and desensitized…

this is a shirt for a band called Emily’ toy box out of Harrisburg, PA they have a song called Bionic an that line is in it! haha that is soooo awesome!

its a band Tshirt..the Band is Emily’s Toy Box based outta Harrisburg, PA one of their popular songs is called Bionic an its a verse in the chorus!

It’s a T-Shirt from the Band Emily’s Toybox. It’s also a title of one of the songs they do.

Does chapstick come in menthol? And Kathy is correct – it is ironic that Wal-Mart won’t sell the records (CDs, whatever) from that band because they want to be seen as “family friendly” but they allow folks to wear this sort of clothing. So what if he gets mad and refuses to come back to the store. He doesn’t look like a big spender to me!

Sweet, I’ve see a guy in this shirt at our local college bar, I really want remind these dudes that chapstick doesn’t heal genital warts…so you’re wasting your time smearing it on your d*ck!

What are the bananas for?

All I can say is LOSER!!!!!

That’s funny because your wife’s pussy tastes like carmex

A mushy, tasteless petroleum product…

And the bananas are for practice???

“scuze me, do y’all sell gerbals here?”

maybe he plays trumpet. one never knows with some guys.