Hmmm, I kinda thought gothic bottom biscuits would be burnt so they are black like everything else they wear.
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Walmart has acquired Hot Topic…we are through the looking glass, people!
Kinda cuddly-lookin’ though.
August 23rd, 2013
Split those biscuits and you’ll find the black you’re looking for
Well Missouri is the Show Me State so she is just showing her state pride”!
Well that is the point she has pink in her top, socks, and skirt to seamlessly color coordinate with her PINK BUTT!
If they have the body for it I don’t see nothing wrong with women dressing this way …. in fact I like it ………..
I’d take a lick !
In the bakery section thinking, “My biscuits look better than these.”
^^^and keep on stickin.
August 24th, 2013
^^^and keep on stickin…
I wouldn’t frack that with your duck.
@ night roller
Except SHE doesn’t have the body for it. At all!
She needs some hot man butter to go with those biscuits.
Oh, great, someone else giving our culture a bad name by acting skanky. WEAR BOOTY SHORTS UNDER SHORT SKIRTS, LADIES!!! Don’t just leave it all hanging out like that! Argh! Danskin makes good shorts and yes they have plus sizes too so no one has an excuse.
Also, I need to tell you that gothic biscuits are the palest. Not burnt, as we do not go lay out in the sun. neener.
August 27th, 2013
That is NOT goth, you need to take a good look into what goth is, cause honey, she ain’t goth…no way, no how!!
September 5th, 2013