Stinky hands: Seems worse if it comes from someone else’s ass rather than your own right? Kinda like farts I’d think.
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One would think the woman would simply be massaging his butt cheek as opposed to actually INSERTING a finger in his sphincter. However if he flushes while sitting on the bowl, she might as well be. Have you ever seen a slow motion recording of what happens when you flush? Fecal water enema spray over the whole area.
August 23rd, 2013
Oh and remember they are all interacting with products carts and store fixtures.
“I think I stuck the shopping list down here somewhere. Give me a minute.”
I guess we should be thankful that they are walking upright at all. Nice job cretin, now go back and put up my drywall.
Need me some of that ass candy.
I feel bad for the cashier who has to take the payment from these people.
George P. Burdell
My farts smell like roses.
August 24th, 2013
Stinky fingers….or sticky fingers? Your choice! Either way, wash your hands before you touch anything!!!!
Sigh I know walmart sells sanitizer in bulk, but for people like that you couldnt douse them in enough of it to make them a non public health issue !
August 26th, 2013
I hope the one on the left gives birth to yesterday’s chilidog in her hand!! Then she can smell her fingers for a real treat
Let’s hear it for Frances Phantom Finger! If she has to stifle a sneeze in the parking lot . . . well, let’s not go there!
August 27th, 2013