WWIB: Regrettable Tattoos



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Our boys over at WTFTattoos.com are probably gonna fall in love with these two gems, but before they get their turn we’ll ask you guys to pick which tattoo you’d want your lady to have and you ladies pick which you would get. Personally I’d take “Fuck all y’all” instead of “Child Support” for a few reasons. (1) now that I live in the south I like saying “y’all” and (2) it seems if I were back there (which I wouldn’t be) I’d see “child support” and that would be a nice reminder not to do what I was about to regret.

Kansas

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  1. Patti

    One on the left has got to be in the top 5 ghetto-est things I’ve ever seen in my life.

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    August 23rd, 2013

  2. Bernice Westover

    Is that a butt crack or where to slide your credit card?????

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    August 23rd, 2013

  3. kevin

    the one on left has got a racket going. by the time she hits her brother mister prez up for food stamps, federal housing, wic, and a grant to get a masters degree. then find her about 5 or 6 guys to fork and she is set for life. she can lay up and that ass will be three times that big.

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    August 23rd, 2013

  4. Toni Green

    Say it loud! Say it proud!

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    August 23rd, 2013

  5. Jen

    Her method of contraception.

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    August 23rd, 2013

  6. AMoparGirl

    So, is Child Support bragging about her owning source of income, or how she spent it. Guess that could go for the other one as well.

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    August 23rd, 2013

  7. Throwing up

    I would hate to be the tattoo artist that had to sit behind that big ass and put that on there.EEEEWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

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    August 23rd, 2013

  8. The Last Universalist

    They both have plenty of curves. I’ll bang them both, but definitely need protection, so I *don’t* end up with child support.

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    August 24th, 2013

  9. Watertender

    There is truth in advertising for the one on the left. She could support 3 kids standing on her ass with no problem and have room for their backpacks too. The one on the right needs some help to adjust her attitude. I think a baseball bat is a start.

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    August 24th, 2013

  10. Reggie

    Support?
    I fully support smacking the Ghetto Goddess on the left with a wide plank until she learns to cover that unsightly ass.

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    August 24th, 2013

  11. lordofthegadflies

    What does the one on the right say? It’s pretty blurry.
    I had a vasectomy just so I wouldn’t have to pay child support.

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    August 24th, 2013

  12. AS

    I’m guess the one on the left has a bull’s eye tattooed around her anus. Just a guess.

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    August 24th, 2013

  13. Picklestink

    What sucks is that after WWII we aren’t allowed to round people into camps.

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    August 24th, 2013

  14. Richard

    That’s the slot where you’re supposed to drop the Child Support checks.

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    August 24th, 2013

  15. Shawn D

    The one on the left: Someone drew the short straw when they had to tattoo her. On top of that, she wears pants with flowers on it and goes commando. I bet it doesn’t smell that way.

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    August 25th, 2013

  16. Lookit That

    Special kind of STUPID!!!

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    August 25th, 2013

  17. PsychoKlown

    Wow….a classy tattoo, pants three sizes too small, an ass the size of a semi and long, white stretch marks.

    Who says you can’t have it all?

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    August 25th, 2013

  18. Picklestink

    It sucks that WWII made it uncool to simply round up the undesirables.

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    August 25th, 2013

  19. oneijack

    Shouldn’t that tat have been in the front with a arrow pointing down? I mean thats got to be how she makes money, not that I would pay.*shutter*

    Maybe the back door is for child support and the front drugs and alcohol.

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    August 26th, 2013

  20. Reggie

    ” I mean thats got to be how she makes money, not that I would pay.*shutter*”

    Your computer display must be different than mine, ONEIACK, as I can’t see either the shutters or the siding on her house.

    In fact, I SHUDDER at the thought of having to see where she lives.

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    August 26th, 2013

  21. Joey BadaBing

    the left one

    Her shirt is covering up the rest of the message

    “Help Me Have MORE CHILD SUPPORT “

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    August 26th, 2013

  22. darren

    Those Skanks put the ASS in KansASS!

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    August 26th, 2013

  23. Ted C

    Her skin looks like leather.

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    August 26th, 2013

  24. Carl La Fong

    Bernice Westover

    Is that a butt crack or where to slide your credit card?????

    I’m pretty sure it’s where you park your bicycle

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    August 26th, 2013

  25. Anne

    There would be no need for the Child Support tattoo if she had kept undergarments on. The picture on the rights says it all. Now all she has to do is find someone to hire her.

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    August 27th, 2013

  26. gothchiq

    Well, that on the left is what you call truth in advertising.

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    August 27th, 2013

  27. Jon in Ca

    The “Child Support” tattoo is to remind you to stick it in the butt instead.

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    August 27th, 2013

  28. spin and walmarty

    it is really hard to go look at porn after viewing this

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    August 28th, 2013

  29. ADE

    The one that says “Child Support” had it put there as a reminder to the man behind her to make sure he pulls out in time or else…

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    August 29th, 2013

  30. pinback04

    “the south”? last time i checked, kansas was in the midwest…. but i could be mistaken.

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  31. Donna

    @ KEVIN… Sounds a lil bit on stereotyping side. Her brother Mr. Prez? Well I know a few white folks hitting up their brother Mr. Prez for the same shit.

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    September 11th, 2013

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