I have to assume that he is wearing a pair of Daisy Duke jean shorts as underwear…..don’t try to change my mind and ruin it for me.
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Must felt mighty blue that day………..
November 2nd, 2009
He’s probably stealing the pair underneath.
Believe it or I did the same thing this past weekend. I had on some khaki shorts and was in a hurry to run out(and the sun just went down, cooling things off a lot). I got to where I was going and went to the bathroom and found out I put my jeans on over top of my khaki shorts.
I plead as stupid as this dork.
He’s a NEVER NUDE!!!
It’s called Never Nude. “There are dozens of us.”
He’s a never-nude!
If your gonna try top shoplift some new Rustlers under your old Wranglers, tucking in your shirt for all to see, is probably not advised…
He’s actually shoplifting a pair of jeans under his own jeans. Someone better put a stop to this or we won’t be able to sell them for $9.99 any longer.
No. For real officer. It’s a new fashion……………
He’s quite obviously a never nude. There are dozens of them!!
layers are very important
Hey…give the guy some credit! At least he is not showing unecessary extra skin like so many ladies at Walmart.
The inner pair is being bought at a 5 finger discount. the outer pair has the worn in wallet indent. I am surprised to not see a skoal ring on the other pocket.
maybe he is a nevernude
never nudes unite!
Talk about a boyscout. That’s what I call being prepared!
Sometimes, just one pair of wranglers aren’t enough…
A real life No-Nude!
He is a “never nude”.
At least he’s shoplifting a better fitting pair of jeans!
How to avoid plumber’s crack? Layer the baggy jeans with a pair that fits underneath .. DUH!
Why he’s wearing two jeans… I know that you like it, but that look to obssess that have to wear more than one at a time.
he’s a never nude!!!
Maybe he’s a never-nude….
atleast its not boxers we see and his pants down to his knees
He’s a never nude… Like Tobias from Arrested Development!!!
He is a never nude.
He may have been so high he forgot. I’ve seen it before, sadly.
I never knew they made denim undies…how awkward. Talk about chaffing…
Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants? Incase he got a hole in one!
Why did this walmart guy wear 2 pairs of pants? Because he’s an idiot!
He needs Pepsi to get him threw the week
Maybe this is like 5 popped collars cool…..
I thought something was wrong with my eyes. Too bad that’s not true.
It’s the elusive “Never Nude”!!
mmmmm Cherry Pepsi.
LMAO… @Durty thats exactly what I thought – NEVER NUDE
well at least he dont have his ass shinning !!!
Walmart is BEST to buy what you need….No-matter what it is
It is pretty sad when people steal from Wal-mart. The crap is pretty cheap already.
Is that Tobias Funke from Arrested Development?
Someone already beat me to it, but….
THERE ARE DOZENS OF US… DOZENS!!!!
Maybe is a never-nude? Come on, you know you miss Arrested Development!
I think I shit myself. Good thing I got another pair of pants..
I’m guessin the first pair he came in with and the outer pair he just “picked up”. Heck he may even have a few more under there.
Tobias, what are you doing at Walmart?
He is a never nude – haven’t you ever seen Arrested Development?
This is what people do when they want to steal a pair of jeans… wear a pair of loose ones, put the new ones under… hope he was caught.
He needed the other pair to cover his third ass cheek.
I love the comment that came with the pic. To be honest, shoplifting never entered my mind until some of you guys brought it up.
This my friends is what you would call;
“Sub-devided neighborhood-getto fabulous”
Yep, definitely a “never-nude.”
C. D. Clark
What is the opposite of going commando?
Too bad his daddy didn’t double up on the condoms
NOT SURE WHATS MORE OF A CRIME THE SHOPLIFTING THE PANTS OR DRINKING THAT CHERRY COKE
Hope the alarm @ the door doesn’t go off, I’d hate to see him being strip searched.
He happens to had a rare skin issue called ‘Purpledweebskin’ it’s only native to people in Colorado, so if you live out of Colorado, your safe, thank goodness!
If this was ghetto, it would be a common no big deal outfit. The cops start looking for a guy wearing black pants and red shirt. Ditch the red shirt to reveal a yellow shirt , ditch the black pants and see blue jeans. This guy isn’t ghetto, so let’s just assume he just ran out to get Pepsi before the game started. Clean, dressed, no tats no profanity. What is Walmart coming to?
He is probably stealing them….
Technically this qualifies as Canadian Tuxedo. It is denim on denim
Maybe he is a weekend biker and it was cold out!
He’s a white trash Russian nesting doll.
“I wear short sleeve shirts over long sleeve shirts under short sleeve shirts!”
I’m thinking that he saw PoW and was so paranoid about being on the site that he wore an extra pair of jeans just to be safe.
oh how ironic…..
Looks like a ‘Never-brain’ to me.
Like the snake sheds its skin….the rednecks old dirty wranglers shed away to reveal a new pair in all their stonwashed glory…the beauty of nature
“I’ll understand more than you’ll,,,never know”
Id rather see jeans than underwear yuk
This explains it all. Strange issue to have.
What the hell is a “never nude”???? Am I missing a movie reference? And what’s with “there are dozens of us”??? So weird!
Those are indoor/outdoor pants
Anyone watch Arrested Development? He’s a never nude like Tobias!!!
Sort of lie that song Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off, he doesn’t want to be naked after downing all that pepsi.
Does this still constitute as free-balling if his underwear are not legally underwear?
SUPER DUPER MAN
WHAT THE FARK IS A NEVER NUDE? HELL NO I DON’T WATCH ARRESTED SHITVELOPMENT.
Ralph The Dog
The jeans so nice, he wore them twice.
Yea this guy is clearly stealing dem jeans
One who can never be nude. Often wears cutoff’s and body suits. One may also paint themselves blue. There are dozens of them, Dozens!
He’s cutting out the middlemen: Goodwill and/or the Salvation Army.
He’s a never nude.
Walmart good, Target Bad!!!
This clearly is a guy sporting daisy dukes underneath like Lieutenant Dangle, but in hiding. Now I must vomit!
Horky the living Spoodge
Proving he isn’t a prole by layering.
NEVER NUDE! Oh Arrested Development.
Id tap him
The good is that fashion trends never start in Colorado.
Buy none, get one free!
I consider myself somewhat intelligent, and a bit of a pop-culture buff. But, I have NEVER heard of “Never Nudes.”
This might be the greatest lesson this website has ever taught me… that, and that clothing should never be used as a flossing agent.
This looks photoshopped… hm.
I have a feeling that if you panned the camera up you would see a bald man (unless he has hair pluggs) with glasses and a mustache. This man would of course be the worlds greatest never nude/ Analrapist, Tobias Funke.
I wonder if he’s also an analrapist?
Who wears jort undershorts?
THIS IS PHOTOSHOPPED!
perhaps he is a nevernude?
He is just a never nude… (I know more then you will never know)
“This looks photoshopped… hm.”
I can tell by the pixels and from having seen plenty of photoshoops in my days… o rry.
Wow, I learned something today never heard of a “never nude” and I must say that is the stupidest fucking thing I have ever heard of…….
“This looks photoshopped… hm.”
“THIS IS PHOTOSHOPPED!”
I can tell by the pixels and from having seen plenty of photoshoops in my days…. O RRY.
This isn’t an impossibly hard thing to photoshop, but its hard enough that I can’t imagine anyone taking the time to do this for a few lols on this website. Anyone petty enough to do it, most likely wouldn’t be good enough and still have the time to do it. don’t flatter yourselves.
HAA.. this is a great look! It’s like those metro boys when they layer their golf shirts!
Even if hes not shoplifting ,Wranglers over Levis thats a crime in itself.
At least he’s not flashing his crack!
I Wanna Know
Question for the never nudes: How do you wash your kitty?
He is a Never-nude…like Tobias from Arrested Development!
hes stilling the jeans just me i have experince lol
I like “never-nude”-beats the crap out of looking at someone’s underwear or crack!
Ok, I don’t really watch TV, what’s a never nude?
the inside layer is probably a pair of pajama bottoms, they’re made to look like faded jeans. I believe they’re sold at walmart.
a never nude,i think it is someone who is never nude.they swim with a shirt on,sleep fully dressed,maybe even have sex with clothes on,they have their clothes in the bathroom so they can get dressed after taking a shower so nobody will see them naked.i might be wrong but i think a never nude is never nude.
November 3rd, 2009
Yo Dawg, I herd you like jeans, so we put some jeans in your jeans so you can wear jeans while you wear jeans.
Okay, you guys, the “never-nude” joke was extremely funny the first sixty times but I think we can let it go now.
What in the world is a “never nude”??? Seems like this would be really uncomfortable, especially because it is denim! Sounds wayyy better than an always nude!! Modesty is NEVER bad!
Wow! I guess it is a real thing! Never heard of it til this picture, but here’s what Wiki says -
That’s right Lindsay…I’m back in the cutoffs
I do him, then strap up, donkey punch em, then steal both pairs.
There are dozens of us… DOZENS!!!
As a Commando, I condemn this!
Man, his nads must be roasting under 2 layers of denim.
If I did that you may as well get some Ritz crackers.
the man has style!!!
u know aything about fashion??????
thats the way they make jeans in japan!!!!
and they’d cost 200-300 $, or even more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I dont think I will ever put on a pair of pants over another pair of pants as I am too fat to even get the first pair on. Anyone else feel me?
I assume he is a little bit 80′s and a little bit hip hop. Nice.
Pleased to see that never nudes really exist!
Maybe it was so cold outside one pair wouldn’t do lol.
Ok, I guess I understand what a never nude is now, but that still doesn’t explain why he has two pairs of pants on. If you don’t take the first pair off, you are never nude. This is weird.
He could be a “Never Nude”
He’s probably stealing a pair of jeans. Oldest shoplifting trick in the book; put on a pair of new jeans under your old clothes. Someone call security!
Howard M Beers
If he’s a dude, they’re not called “Daisey Dukes”,
Those would be “Darryl Dukes”!
I’d like to align myself with the “Never-nude” camp on this one. That’s the first thing I thought of!!!! I understand, more than you’ll “never” know.
But yeah, he’s probably stealing one of the pairs…
He’s a nevernude! There are dozens!
Never nudes unite. Hmm I don’t recognize him from the convention. AD is the best show ever.
Double bags his groceries, so it only makes sense to double bag his a**!
He’s just like Tobias from Arrested Development, a never nude.
I think he suffers from Gymnophobia.
maybe he’s a never-nude.
People who don’t like the baggy pants look are passing laws to make it illegal to show your underwear. This guy has found a way to look just as idiotic without having to worry about breaking those laws.
It looks like it was edited in adobe photoshop and the outer layer of pants was added…
November 4th, 2009
does this kinda look photoshopped to anyone?
ANYONE WHO BELEIVES HE OWNS THOSE JEANS, I HAVE SOME SWAMP LAND FOR SALE.
He is a “Never Nude”
he must be a never-nude!!!
I think he’s a NEVER NUDE! Tobias, is that you?!?!
He’s a Nevernude!!!!!!
I knew they had to be real!
I have seen this before, however this looks photoshopped
The Arrested Development “never nude” references make me smile ^_^
November 5th, 2009
i live in colorado and i see this a lot-its cold and damn is it really that worthy of such a site? in fact my husband on occasion has to do that when its just that freakin cold, but i guess the t shirt is indicating otherwise…hmmm….im stumped
HE’S A NEVER NUDE!
I have to assume his shit is too strong for regular strength underwear so Levi’s will stand in.
I’ll bet this cat just doesn’t own a belt and used the underjeans as a buffer.
I think we’re all agreed the caption on the photo should have been “never nude” lol
Never Nude – Rare psychological affliction of never being able to be completely naked; insistence on covering one’s gentialia and/or buttocks.
November 6th, 2009
At least he’s buying the pop
This dude’s a never-nude! Aren’t there like at least 15 of them worldwide?
Custom Boxers! I’ve been looking for thoose!!!
November 7th, 2009
“I’m not shoplifting…I swear!”
He’s shoplifting! not the jeans. he tied the bottom ones at the bottom and uses them to drop in what he wants and uses the top as a cover, see how loose they are.
November 8th, 2009
never nudes DO EXIST!
I’m with the others 10 to 1 he sets the door alarms off and/or securiuty took his sorry ass out before he got to the parking lot1
Maybe he’s a ‘never-nude’….like Tobias from Arrested Development who can’t take off his cut offs : )
November 9th, 2009
finally! someone with too many clothes on.
November 10th, 2009
Atleast he is wearing pants.
im i the only one who thinks its photoshooped, its woul be really easy to do that with this pic. WHY? i dont know but why do any of the things i enjoy on the site exist, becasue people are mad
November 11th, 2009
maybe he’s a NEVER NUDE.. haha
He should donate this pair of pants to the many other people of wal-mart in need and save our eyes.
Nice way to steal jeans from wally world. Just buy a bigger size and put them over other jeans. Hes def. looking towards the future.
November 12th, 2009
Why would you venture into a Walmart (love that this comes up as mis-spelled BTW) for (1) case of Pepsi with Cherry Flavor? The jeans were stolen because they are so expensive… the Pepsi is the Phantom Purchase to get outta the store unnoticed…?
November 13th, 2009
November 15th, 2009
November 16th, 2009
Definately a shoplifter!! I worked at Walmart for 5 years and theres no telling how many times I have seen this kind of thing!
I’m so glad I’m not the only one thinking nevernude.
November 18th, 2009
I’m thinking that guy just shop lifted a those jeans
November 19th, 2009
*IF* he was wearing a parka, I’d say he was picking up the Pepsi for his workmates, taking a break from clearing up after a blizzard. This is Colorado, after all. I’ve worked with guys who wore two pairs of jeans in such conditions. Maybe he left his coat and gloves in the truck and braved the run to and from the store.
What I want to know is, what’s on his shirt? A dragon logo?
November 23rd, 2009
Clearly he is stealing those pants.
He probably stole those!!! totally!
November 29th, 2009
You can sag and not have people yell at you about pulling up your pants, lol, its genius. The best of both worls, lol
December 4th, 2009
HE’S A FUCKING NEVERNUDE!!!!!!!!!
December 5th, 2009
I would suck his cock off.
At least he isn’t exposing a smelly ass crack. Sexy ass.
February 6th, 2012
I’m only kidding btw…haha!!!
Even though I prefer white boys.
First off what makes us soo sure that’s a guy.
And they’re probly those pajama jeans he’d been lounging in all day
May 31st, 2012