Parenting….you’re killing it.
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Slop Jar Magoo
I think this Walmartian just saw her furture flash before her eyes and decided suffocation would be better.
August 28th, 2013
If I had on a shirt with a green cartoon shark on it, I’d do the same thing.
“Mommy’s busy now, go play with this bag.”
Heck if i was forced to be seen in Wal-mart, the shame might get me to do something drastic too!
Ding DIng, Attention Walmart shoppers,we have another future Darwin award winner in aisle 5.
G Spot Finder
Sure cuts down on future walmartians.
Will anyone think I am bad if I ever come across this and I go rip the bag off the kids head and scream at the mom, instead of taking a picture? Really the parent needs to be paying more freaking attention to the kid. Bags are no toys.
Can guarantee you a child would know to take a bag off their face if they’re suffocating though, seems like a pretty stupid way to die even for a kid, sure he was fine lol
He is just replaying the last thing he saw coming at him before he popped out of the shank mom.
August 29th, 2013
the Obama lovers will pop out another one quick
The Eclectic Mystic
She’s acting out a scene from her favorite video game. ( Manhunt )
Someone call DSS quick
August 30th, 2013
Being a parent of 4 children i do sympathize with some of these parents. You really don’t know what mental torture you are exposed to when you have children, they can be the sweetest creatures you just love with all your heart and soul…li’l angels in the flesh. THEN they are psychotic demons that prey on your mental health, breaking you down to the soul. They won’t listen no matter what you planned before you walked into the store. They know you won’t beat their asses so they act like stray animals as soon as they get in the store, this one wants this and this and this and this, that one is hitting that one over over over and over while the last one screams and cries because they don’t want to sit in the cart for 10 minutes. “STAY BY THE CART, DO NOT TOUCH ANYTHING DO NOT HIT EACHOTHER” comes out your mouth and they hear “stand on the side of the cart and tip it over while your sister knocks over that display and the other one has a fit about a toy or a treat and the boy screams bloody murder kicking you in the balls while sitting in the cart” shut up! stop it stop it stop it. works for ten seconds. you’re going to your room when you get home…doesn’t work. Soon you stop going to the store and pray for school time so you can get away just to do errands. A li’l bag on this kids head, he’ll last for 3 minutes before he passes out and that’s if it sticks to his mouth and nose. He’s fine.
September 2nd, 2013
LOL @ bubba
Looks like another teen mom fail
September 6th, 2013
Big Bubba Rogers
Looks like the little momma has a nice mouth to work over, though.
September 11th, 2013
And people wonder why American children are near the bottom in test scores.
October 1st, 2013
I think maybe immediatly after i took the picture i would has got.the moms attention and let her know.what her little one was doing. But i wouldnt pass upthe picture . I dont think. Unless my motherly instinct took over then maybe i would just freak but i really hope.i.would be calm and get the pic first. Lol
October 5th, 2013