Yeah, cause it’s hot as hell in Texas. I don’t blame you buddy. I might look at you strangely, but I don’t blame you.
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Yeah buddy! Just think how many people bought ice for their holiday drinks. Man am I ever glad I DON’T live in Texas!
September 3rd, 2013
But would you buy ice out of that machine unless it was sanitized ?????
The next shopper after him, “Why is this ice brown colored?”
The abominable snow man has been found!
Wow they shaved captain caveman and put him back in cold storage
When the greeter told him the bathrooms were air conditioned and straight ahead, this bastion of brilliance didn’t think twice ..or once!
Is there absolutely no rules at Wal-Mart? Wally World is basically a Frat for the genetically challenged.
Why does my drink taste like a sweaty fat guy?
The man isn’t really sitting inside the ice chest. It’s a reflection they makes it appear as though he is inside the freezer. It does look as though he’s
sitting on cases of beer.
Geez, I thought that he was going through menopause, what a good idea for women, the empty ice /cold machines should be all over the stores, there would be a lineup of women, what a great business that would be, maybe I should start a business, I’ll get rich cause I need one for myself, menopause for 15 yrs. now some women still go through it in their 90s.
September 4th, 2013
@JAYDUBIII Buy ice from that macine, not even on a bet!
The walmart employee PUT him in there for a
Slop Jar Magoo
This is the new Walmart turd dumpster call the “Shit and Git”. Looks like this Walmartian is struggling to drop his deuce.
“Man, these air-conditioned toilet stalls sure are comfy!”
MC I want in on that business! You will be a millionaire! (Why didn’t I think of it….)
Home version! On the street! At the gym! Any office with more than 3 women! At the spa! Every hotel in Vegas! Starbucks!
Eventually he’s going to have to come out of there (and head to the hemorrhoid cream aisle)
Due to shrinkage, he now has to sit down to pee for the next week
“This ice smells like ass”
BUG SOUP, MAYBE WE BOTH SHOULD GO ON THE SHOW SHARK TANK AND ASK FOR THEIR MONEY TO HELP US GET STARTED.
How much is that lard ass in the window ?!!!
The machine isn’t on, or broke. There isnt a single bag of ice in there, goofballs.
September 6th, 2013
Hey that’s me at the cash register and that’s unreal. Who, how, when did this happen?!~!!! O:O I don’t think there’s enough room in there. :O
I am SO never buying ice at Wally World again…
September 8th, 2013
I’ve dreamed of doing this, during the summer; this guy is living the dream!
September 9th, 2013
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September 15th, 2013
Guess he was just chillin’ the ‘rrhoids!
September 17th, 2013