November 2nd, 2009
She Knows Best
Tags: brooke hogan, hulk

Okay Brooke, let’s all act like you are (1) famous enough to need security and (2) need security because you’re not big enough to beat the sh*t out of anyone who tries to mess with you.
Florida
She Knows Best,




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Maybe she’s getting busted for shoplifting peroxide?
November 2nd, 2009
good god she’s ugly, and in more than one way.
November 2nd, 2009
I never noticed how tall she was.
November 2nd, 2009
that bitch is BIG.
November 2nd, 2009
Is somebody actually CLAPPING for her?
November 2nd, 2009
Pretty sad when someone need security at Wal-Mart LMAO
November 2nd, 2009
O.K., I’ll bite. Brooke who?
November 2nd, 2009
looks manly enough to kick some butt
November 2nd, 2009
I would hit it now cause in 20 years shes going to turn into her mother GUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
November 2nd, 2009
So, who is this “C” list celebrity, and why am I supposed to recognize her? Other than the fact that she needs publicity, and PoWM is a free way to get it? Help me
November 2nd, 2009
Brooke: “Please, I don’t want to make a scene, just act like you’re my security/body guards and I’ll go quietly to jail. Promise.”
November 2nd, 2009
Caught shoplifting and being escorted to detention.
November 2nd, 2009
Looks like she’s taking hair style tips from her father and skanky dress tips from her mother.
November 2nd, 2009
Boobs or not she looks like a man!
November 2nd, 2009
beast
November 2nd, 2009
I’d tap that
November 2nd, 2009
Wow. Break me off a piece…
November 2nd, 2009
Nothing to see here folks. Just your run of the mill Walmart street walking tranny.
November 2nd, 2009
“That’s one huge bitch!”
November 2nd, 2009
how are the security guards gonna help her? She’s taller than they are. She should just call her daddy to go shoppin with her!
November 2nd, 2009
Please all bow to the White Trash Patron Saint
November 2nd, 2009
Um, I have no idea who that is.
November 2nd, 2009
Oh cool. A chick with a stick.
November 2nd, 2009
It’s Brooke Hogan, Hulk’s daughter. I never realized she was that big either – even if she didn’t have heels on! And let’s give praise to the WalGods that there’s finally a hot chick dressed in that kind of outfit!
November 2nd, 2009
Wow…she’s an AMAZON WOMAN!
November 2nd, 2009
she looks so dumb she’d probably have a hard time putting together a one piece puzzle!
November 2nd, 2009
LOL
I wouldn’t know it was Brooke if it wasn’t for the security. Cry for attention much?
November 2nd, 2009
Thats a woman I can look up to
November 2nd, 2009
She’s tall but not that tall. She looks like she’s wearing about 3″ heels.
So if she’s about 5′ 10″ they’d make her 6’1″.
Famous? Well she’s no Dog The Bounty Hunter.
November 2nd, 2009
idccc what the fuck anyone says shes sexy as hell~!!!! n she gets the height from her daddy..ahaha
November 2nd, 2009
if she’s so famous that she needs security, what is she doing shopping at walmart?
November 2nd, 2009
She fits right in with the rest of the crew on this website…wearing too little fabric, looking skanky, etc. etc. etc.
November 2nd, 2009
I wonder if she realizes that shopping in more upscale stores is cheaper than security. Walmart is the ONLY place where people would follow her.
November 2nd, 2009
Why is she at Walmart, is she part of a secret celebrity club gaining popularity by never having made their own money and living off of parent/parents fame.
November 2nd, 2009
That’s one huge bitch…….Freak!
November 2nd, 2009
A standing muff dive…Rock On!
November 2nd, 2009
Man, pancake makeup to shop at Wally…em um wait, I think she is wearing about the same amount as that scary clown face lady last month.
November 2nd, 2009
She could be Patrick Swayze’s drag queen twin.
November 2nd, 2009
i personally think shes is pretty just cause shes tall doesnt make her ugly …im sure some of u wish u could be her or get with her so dont hate
November 2nd, 2009
she kinda looks like a tranny…
November 2nd, 2009
since when is it a crime for celebs to go shopping at wal mart? at least she has the body to pull of that outfit, unlike some of the chicks on this site.
November 2nd, 2009
I don’t know her,she is just trying to be the best Walmart Creature
November 2nd, 2009
How is this chick?
November 2nd, 2009
But seriously… Why does she need two officers????
November 2nd, 2009
So if she wasn’t dressed that way and didn’t have an “Escort” would anybody have even known it was her? Please!!
November 2nd, 2009
She is meeting her dad in the deli section.
November 2nd, 2009
If she is a celebrity then why is she in Wal-mart?
November 2nd, 2009
Here I thought she was being escorted out by security because of shoplifting!
November 2nd, 2009
If I had seen her in public, I’d figured she was another blonde. She isn’t even that good looking without make up.
November 2nd, 2009
She got caught shoplifting at Walmart. Rock bottom!
November 2nd, 2009
Who is she?
November 2nd, 2009
omfg its brooke hogan…
bfd shes tall so what?
and any guy that thinks shes ugly is dumb as hell.
but her being at walmart with security is pretty ridiculous
because its obvious no one knows who she is anyway.
November 2nd, 2009
to PINETREE22 Brook Hogan the hulksters ( WWE ) daughter damn that’s a big bitch!
November 2nd, 2009
walmart the place were all the non famouse people shop
November 2nd, 2009
This is Hulk Kogans(sp?) Daughter.
November 2nd, 2009
Not good enough to make the celebrity “C” List; but she certainly made the Wal-tard “A” List.
November 2nd, 2009
Skank! At the Highest Degree!
November 2nd, 2009
who is this person?… is she on TV in Movies a singer or one of the 15 minute news makes for doing something stupid?? idk her at all..
November 2nd, 2009
is she tall or is it just the hooker heals?
November 2nd, 2009
Yeah, everyone knows A list celebs hang out at Wally World with the Lollipop Kids as security. Seriously, she’s probably there to wrestle in the parking lot.
November 2nd, 2009
i always knew Hulk shopped there, but Brooke, for real?
http://www.randomblog.org
November 2nd, 2009
Are we sure it’s not just the hooker heals that makes her so tall?
November 2nd, 2009
The coast is clear, I doubt a TMZ crew is camped outside Wally World waiting for you.
November 2nd, 2009
“That’s a HUGE bitch!”
November 2nd, 2009
Here she is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqccwBKkWf4
oh and don’t forget: Brooke Hogan pole dancing lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AoomQ8PKsM
November 2nd, 2009
wtf… is she really that bored that she needs to parade around walmart???
November 2nd, 2009
Perhaps she is looking for a boyfriend…surely the guys in there are right up her alley.
November 2nd, 2009
Now all the celebrities who are lacking the attention they feel they need have their people snap photos of them to get publicity from PoWM! Just because she’s gargantuan does not make her Kali. – Sheesh -
November 2nd, 2009
she dosn’t need a snuggy
November 2nd, 2009
Can you say “attention whore”?
November 2nd, 2009
What the hell is so important at a Walmart that she couldn’t just send someone to pick it up for her?
November 2nd, 2009
she has some nice cans.
November 2nd, 2009
fake hair, fake tan…fake money….same thing, right?
November 2nd, 2009
She is being added to the “As Seen On TV” section.
November 2nd, 2009
They’re all cute when they’re puppies.
November 2nd, 2009
The sad part is those are not security guards, they work for the Sheriff’s Department. Look at the patches.
November 2nd, 2009
Wow. Move aside, you rabble! You adoring throng of millions! She wants some lip gloss! NOW.
She isn’t that tall. It’s just her head is so big.
November 2nd, 2009
Thought she was a shoplifter being escorted out……LOL
Is she a transvestite???
November 2nd, 2009
Wtf is she doing at walmart anyway.. she probably knew she’d make it on here… dumb bitch.
November 2nd, 2009
The sad part is those are not security guards, they work for the Sheriff’s Department. Look at their uniforms and patches. What a crappy detail.
November 2nd, 2009
Walmart in Florida + daughter of Hulk Hogan = the redneck version of Princess Di!
November 2nd, 2009
I see there are many people that dont have a clue what a muff dive is…
November 2nd, 2009
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A standing muff dive…Rock On!
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Laughing my ass off!
November 2nd, 2009
hot…
November 2nd, 2009
Is she a transvestite????
November 2nd, 2009
She’s Brooke Hogan. Hulk Hogan’s daughter. And IMO a nobody.
November 2nd, 2009
I didn’t know the Hulkster got a sex change!
November 2nd, 2009
Maybe if she was wearing normal clothes and wasn’t dressed like a hooker she wouldn’t need security.
November 2nd, 2009
Bitch!
November 2nd, 2009
BITCH!!!
November 2nd, 2009
She’s leaving the back of store where she was just gangbanged
November 2nd, 2009
I can’t believe I’m defending her…
Brooke was just in Mahnomen MN at shooting star casino for a halloween promotion. She went a lot of places there all by herself – restaurant, small mall across the street (no walmart there)
She was a hit – a bit of a mouthy lush. But no more than a lot of women that paid to see her
November 2nd, 2009
She is obviously there to pick up her father, the mini-hulk from a previous post! He has been hitting the bottle kind of hard since Linda left and Nick went to jail hence all of the cops and security!
November 2nd, 2009
The skanks with the fake hair and fake tans all look the same to me. A slut’s a slut.
November 2nd, 2009
she is the size of her dad….
November 2nd, 2009
Umm… who is she again?
November 2nd, 2009
THATS A HUGE BITCH! (deuce bigalow reference)
November 2nd, 2009
Hope she’s not shopping for chapstick….
November 2nd, 2009
Folks need to learn how to use the Internet outside of this site – a quick search of Google leads to a Wikipedia over-view -
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brooke_Hogan
“Brooke Ellen Bollea (born May 5, 1988[1]), better known by her stage name Brooke Hogan, is an American singer, actress, model, socialite, and television personality. She appeared on the reality-television series Hogan Knows Best, which focused on her family, and which premiered on July 10, 2005 on VH1. Since the cancellation of Hogan Knows Best, she’s starred in a spin-off reality series called Brooke Knows Best which focuses on her life now independent from her parents and living with two roommates. She released her debut album Undiscovered in 2006. In 2009, she released her second studio album, The Redemption, and will appear in a second season of Brooke Knows Best.”
She was likely at Wal-Mart promoting her album or the TV series. Her dad insists on her having security around – he is very protective. I think it has more to do with who HE is, rather then who She is. That is to say, the whole kidnap / ransom type deal that could happen.
Love her or hate her – she’s got a career and a reason to have security.
November 2nd, 2009
Officer, I’d like to buy a clue
November 2nd, 2009
The florida walmarts brought her in to try and create a new image, instead of the obese ink stained pigs their known for. It all backfired when the cops had to escorted her out of the mens john cause she was charging retail prices , and everyone knows walmarts about discount
November 2nd, 2009
Look its a walking talking barbie
November 2nd, 2009
She’s just trashy enough to be the perfect spokesperson for Wal Mart.
November 2nd, 2009
She could have put a hat on or some glasses but nooo…. “look at me everybody”
November 2nd, 2009
I wonder if she is car accesorizing for brother Nick? A new Taz Manian Devil steering wheel coozie? Seat Cover Beads? An Eight Ball shifter knob? Oh nick, your such a model citizen, teach my daughter to drive….please
P.S. WHO WEARS THAT TO WALLMART? hahahaha
November 2nd, 2009
Florida…Walmart, there ya go! It’s a special place!
November 2nd, 2009
AS USUAL YOU LOSERS ARE SHOWING YOUR LACK OF GRACE AND THE DEPTH OF YOUR IGNORNACE!!!
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??
PLEASE TELL US, THE WORLD IS WAITING!!
November 2nd, 2009
P.P.S……Does she really have her hand on her hip struttin down the wallmart isles? Classy!
November 2nd, 2009
Look at the cops walking all puffy chested, cmon its a D list celebrity, in a shithole walmart. You must be starved for entertainment in the south. {that and greasy food}
November 2nd, 2009
she’s a bigger girl, but no amazon. i think she’s very pretty, she turns heads. why do you all say she’s ugly? are you all better looking?
November 2nd, 2009
Hahah… this soo funny! I wold love to know why the heck she was there in the first place? What, was she getting a birthday card for her father, Hulk?
November 2nd, 2009
I feel if she has enough money to have bodyguards she has enough money to have someone go to walmart for her! Or not go to walmart at all, she doesn’t need the always low prices.
November 2nd, 2009
Actually, Hulk Hogan looks more feminine than this bull dyke.
November 2nd, 2009
This is custom tn the south were they sacrafice a hot woman to the gods so that he will continue to provide genetic misfits who love the walmart experience
November 2nd, 2009
looks like somebody is making an octopus hand puppet! hehe
November 2nd, 2009
I love how she’s bigger than the security guards.
November 2nd, 2009
What the hell, she gives a blowjob in aisle 5 and now shes treated like a criminal
November 2nd, 2009
Clearly most of the people leaving comments are women.
These women here love all the nasty fat chicks that are normally pictured, because that is what most of the people making comments are. Now that we have a hottie the women get all defensive and need to attack because they dont measure up.
Brooke is hot, most men in this country agree. Could be she is pretty, and has great body. Not like the posters here who keep taking pictures of themselves at Walmart with their fat asses hanging out.
November 2nd, 2009
When it’s an alleged celebrity and half the people here have to ask who it is………it pretty much takes away from any other statement the photo makes………in this case, none.
November 2nd, 2009
Yes she needs security in Walmart because it looks like she is doing what is referred to as a Meet and Greet (You need security in Walmart regardless if you’re famous or not. Psychos flock to that store). No matter who the “celebrity” is, security is going to be there. She is not there shopping. I’m sorry you all are immature enough to bash her and to be jealous of her because she still is making more money than you AND her dad is probably the most famous person alive.
November 2nd, 2009
Nobody has hair this blonde. If you’re going to go for blonde in a bottle, at least make it a reasonable honey shade or something.
Right now it just looks like she went entirely gray overnight.
November 2nd, 2009
on the right side of the left picture. is that someones gut hanging out?
November 2nd, 2009
Brook is Hulk Hogans daughter. i did not realize she was that tall.I think she is pretty, she is not a twig like all the other celebrities out there!
November 2nd, 2009
Hulk Hogan and Brook Hogan are the same person. True story. Sad that you’d need security in a walmart of all places. Perhaps he is picking up his weekly package of rippable wife beaters
November 2nd, 2009
It wouldn’t be difficult for her to disguise herself, no one really seems to know who she is.
November 2nd, 2009
Forget Brooke…….didn’t anyone notice the giant beer belly just hanging out??? Now that’s funny sh*&%!!!!!!!
November 2nd, 2009
Security is so proud that they are making it onto PeopleOfWalmart.com with Brooke Hogan!
November 2nd, 2009
Who goes to Wal-Mart dressed like that? Just sayin’…
November 2nd, 2009
Why the hell is Brooke Hogan in a Wal-Mart?
November 2nd, 2009
Why is Brooke Hogan in a Wal-Mart? Is she short on cash or something?
November 2nd, 2009
Maybe she is looking for clothes that fit around that big fat ass.
November 2nd, 2009
She is going to every Wal Mart in the country and buying up all the copies of her album. She has to. No one else is buying it and Hulk paid all that money for her singing “career”.
November 2nd, 2009
Oh please! Most of the people in Walmart wouldn’t even know who she is, nor would they care! LOL
November 2nd, 2009
does no one else notice the stomach hanging outon the right side of the first picture?
November 2nd, 2009
No clue who she is, but she can’t be all that if she’s in Wal-Mart to begin with, LOL.
November 2nd, 2009
omg. does nobody else notice the giant BELLY protruding in the first shot?? who CARES bout Brooke effin Hogan; she’s retarded.
November 2nd, 2009
Damn!! She’s bigger than the security detail escort.
She’s hot for sure. I’d lap up a mile of her piss just to see where it came from.
November 2nd, 2009
Well, maybe if she wasn’t dressing like a hooker she wouldn’t need protection…As if Wal mart security counts as protection. She really is looking rather slutty… even by People of Walmart standards.
November 2nd, 2009
You do all know she sings right? well she was signing CD’s at WalMart Cooper City Florida.
http://poponthepop.com/gallery/brooke2/
November 2nd, 2009
What are the “dry skin cream” and “dry skin lotion” tags for?
November 2nd, 2009
LOL, she finally came back to her family roots….
You can take the girl out of the trailer park (and dress her up mighty nice)…but you can’t take the trailer park out of girl!!
November 2nd, 2009
she is like a big 6 foot 4 slut with a big 6 foot 4 slut mom!!
November 2nd, 2009
I wonder if that Wanna-be Hulkster is still waiting at the Deli Section?
November 2nd, 2009
shes right at home!
November 2nd, 2009
Being showcased on PoWM has probably tripled her normal media exposure. This was all a massive setup; little do we know she’s been visiting WallyWorlds around the country for WEEKS trying to get on here!
November 2nd, 2009
Too bad she doesn’t know “What’s Best” NOT to wear to Wal-Mart!!!!! Who dresses like that to Wally World???
November 2nd, 2009
Well, at least she plans to stay hydrated on her day at Walmart. You have to be prepared when you go!
November 2nd, 2009
The sad part is those aren’t security guards, they’re Sheriff Deputies. Look at the uniforms and the patches.
November 2nd, 2009
Definitely a Ho-gan. What the f is she doing at walmart?
November 2nd, 2009
I had no idea who she was (neither did hubby) so it was nice to have *that* cleared up. No idea why some one with her money would shop at Wal-Mart, of all places! She is at least decently dressed, and obviously not shop-lifting anything; no place to hide it!
November 2nd, 2009
Its a man, baby
November 2nd, 2009
Dude looks like a Lady…. Oh wait that’s a Woman that looks like her pro wrestling father…..That’s got to suck.
November 2nd, 2009
thunder thighs….looks like more rain in florida
November 2nd, 2009
“…singer, actress, model, socialite, and television personality.”
OK, the “television personality” part I get seeing as she was on some sort of Reality Show.
As for the “singer, actress, model” part?
Sez who?
Definitely “C” list because, well, how sad is it that she had to get all dressed up and appear at a freakin’ Walmart…to pimp what, exactly?
November 2nd, 2009
thats one hhhuuuuggeee bitch…bahemoth!!!
November 2nd, 2009
True, she’s not really famous enough to require security, but if she were to mobbed, it would be at Walmart. After all, that is the show’s demographic. Better safe than sorry.
November 2nd, 2009
Is it just me or is she two tone?
November 2nd, 2009
give me a break like she needs security haha shes F list at best
November 2nd, 2009
She has a rather large head…. among other things.
November 2nd, 2009
its hulk hogan in a dress
November 2nd, 2009
So she’s rich enough to afford security but poor enough to shop at wal-mart?
November 2nd, 2009
oh I know that person! she was on that one show right? it was on last week. it was on Nat. Geo. the show all about sasquatch right?
November 2nd, 2009
Ryan, I think you and I are the only ones who noticed that! I do indeed think that is a giant stomach on the left side of the left picture!! That would’ve been more interesting than seeing her! I have heard of Brooke Hogan, but I don’t follow that family, so I wouldn’t have known her without reading other comments.
November 2nd, 2009
I thought it was just a tranny until I read the caption. hah.
November 2nd, 2009
I don’t think that’s a giant stomach. It looks very much like an elbow to me.
November 2nd, 2009
If your going to be D list at least be D cup
November 2nd, 2009
Isn’t there a reward for finding a real Bigfoot?
November 2nd, 2009
should I know who she is???
November 2nd, 2009
Apparently she’s doing really well with her ‘singing career’… You know you’ve made it when you’re doing the promotions at Walmart.
November 2nd, 2009
What? Was Jimmy Choo completely sold out and you had to hit up the Faded Glory shoes instead?
November 2nd, 2009
Boo…Booooh. I would have thought that she would have had enough money to go to Target. Shame on you Linda Hogan.
November 3rd, 2009
brooke looks amazing,she makes my mouth water.that girl is so hot!!!!!!!!!!
November 3rd, 2009
She’s fine. To those of you who think otherwise,you’re blind and stupid.
November 3rd, 2009
and what about that big belly hanging out there. YUCK
November 3rd, 2009
That is not Brooke. It is clearly a transvestite trying to look like Brooke.
November 3rd, 2009
A very passable tranny. Good call Sam Walnuts!
November 3rd, 2009
funny thing is… its brook hogan. in. walmart?
hey wat the hell. i’d prolly go into walmart instead of those fancy food and clothing stores!
but uh. i wudnt go around with security. in walmart. i mean, no one’s gonna bother a celeb who really needs low prices, cuz. ppl these guys just care about money!
November 3rd, 2009
if people didn’t know its Hulk Hogan’s daughter, and she shouldn’t need back up….bitch is crazy huge!
November 3rd, 2009
Are you kidding me? She needs security in walmart. If she’s so famous why didn’t someone go to walmart for her?
November 3rd, 2009
She is bigger then the cops
November 3rd, 2009
I honestly have no idea who this person is. Totally serious here.
Why is she famous?
November 3rd, 2009
This is the same girl from the “Hold Tight” photo, right?
November 3rd, 2009
She’s a good looking young woman with a good body. Good for her. I don’t think she’s an amazon and thank God she’s not some rail thin lady who never eats. Healthy is good, skinny and gaunt, not so much.
However – for the most part I think reality shows are a crock and are a waste of money. Hollywood could do a better job of spending it’s money on things that are a little more valuable to society than reality shows.
November 3rd, 2009
@ I Know Best
“Yes she needs security in Walmart because it looks like she is doing what is referred to as a Meet and Greet (You need security in Walmart regardless if you’re famous or not. Psychos flock to that store). No matter who the “celebrity” is, security is going to be there. She is not there shopping. I’m sorry you all are immature enough to bash her and to be jealous of her because she still is making more money than you. AND her dad is probably the most famous person alive.”
Hahaha, on what planet (and in what decade) is Hulk Hogan even remotely close to the most famous person alive?
November 3rd, 2009
@ Debbie Houseright
“I honestly have no idea who this person is. Totally serious here.
Why is she famous? ”
Perhaps you could read the 150 or so comments before yours to get an idea.
November 3rd, 2009
God she’s so fucking stupid.
November 3rd, 2009
I love when people defend someone by saying they’re “Making more money than you”, lol. Er, dude, you realize of course she’s making more money than you too right ??? So as a broke ass dude like you you worship someone because they have money ? See how sad that is ? Kinda slipped your noggin before you typed it huh ? And of course any money she makes is from reality TV, the stupidest form of TV ever, and that’s saying alot
She’s dumb as a rock, has those awful breast implants, is beyond vacant, is “famous” for being a WRESTLER’S daughter, lol. For f*cks sake.
November 3rd, 2009
And “Canadadick” is a Hulk Hogan worshiper………….lol…………..that is some funny sh*t.
November 3rd, 2009
Up next on the D-list Wal-Mart tour… Heidi and Spencer. Get your tickets now!
November 3rd, 2009
Brooke Knows….. Bargains?…..obviously her record sales must be quadruple platinum for her to be shopping at Wally World
November 3rd, 2009
You know your falling on tuff times when you get this much attention trying to fill out a job application!
November 3rd, 2009
Dad?!
November 3rd, 2009
brook is hot, so what the f@ck is she doing in Walmart? uh, maybe thats the only pub. she can get at this point…
November 3rd, 2009
I don’t care what anyone says, amazon’s are hot! If you wouldn’t hit that, you’re gay.
November 3rd, 2009
ladies and gentlemen, please refer to a previous post for the old balding man playing the DS… we know now who he was waiting for… Mr. Brooke Hogan. what a cute couple they would make… their children would come out with huge biceps the manliest jawline ever… and just oozing bleach from their head… welcome to the future ladies and gentlemen.
November 3rd, 2009
I actually think she’s pretty. She just maybe needs a little less makeup and a little more clothes, but what girl hasn’t dressed like that at her age?
November 3rd, 2009
wow shes looking more manly then ever, as if she really needed to be escorted threw walmart, If you think your famous enough to have a security guard why the hell are you in wal mart??
November 3rd, 2009
Brooke Is hott!! Why you all are hating I have no idea…She is dressed tastefully…She isnt walmart trash!!! Considering all the weirdos that go into Walmart, if I was famous I defintely would bring security with me..!
November 3rd, 2009
That’s not a gut on the right side of the first pic; that’s an elbow.
November 3rd, 2009
all the other people look so small next to her… how tall is she??
November 3rd, 2009
HaHaHaHa! You gotta’ love celbrities. What a frightening appearance for anyone famous – Wally World!. If I were a celeb and visited this site, I would sue my agent for booking anything even near a Walmart. I don’t blame her for having security. Now, my real beef with this photo…. I too did not know who she was until I read through some of the comments. However, is this a real celeb? What a joke!
wannabe celeb. “Yeah, I’m famous”
All public. “What are you famous for?”
wannabe celeb. “My Dad is Hulk Hogan.”
Dumb public. “Ooooh, (drool, drool) how cool, I wanna grow up to be just like you. Here sign my shirt / chest / face / illerate kid.”
Smart public. “Ooooh, “you’re the child of someone famous.”
wannabe celeb. “That’s right.”
Smart public. “So, you actually haven’t done anything but use your Dad’s name to get yourself free drinks and admittance into a couple of VIP rooms.”
wannabe celeb. “Uh, what?”
Smart public. “So, you’re not really known for anything yourself, just using (or abusing) your parents’ name so you don’t have to act like a responsible human.”
wannabe . Daddy! make it go away.”
Smart public. “I’ll leave on my own. There’s nothing to see here.”
November 3rd, 2009
Is that a stomach on the right side of the first photo? With little tiny hands under it? Why didn’t they get a better picture of that?
November 3rd, 2009
She’s there to buy her album…cuz no one else has
November 3rd, 2009
Is this a tranny being brooke or brooke being a tranny?
November 3rd, 2009
no, it’s the hooker heels
November 3rd, 2009
u motherfuckers just jealous cause she is prettier and got more money than you.
November 3rd, 2009
I think this is from her CD signing back in July (??). Apparently NO ONE showed up. hahaha Brooke… this is a sad sad moment
November 3rd, 2009
Brooke Hogan in a Wal-Mart. It’s like putting cheese on a hamburger, it just seems so right.
November 3rd, 2009
You know those cops are real tool bags. Do you think they would rent themselves out to protect say Gary Coleman?
November 3rd, 2009
i would totaly tap the height out of here
November 3rd, 2009
Holy moly! I would not mess with this girl! She looks like she escaped from the planet of Amazon women.
November 3rd, 2009
Why not just go shopping with your dad, Brooke? Terry’s bigger than both of the guards in the picture appear to be, he’s probably stronger (or at least was), and he sure looks more intimidating than the guards in the picture.
No, instead we must hire the nearest police station to lend us a nice percentage of their on-duty officers, who could be protecting a city, to protect a celebrity while she walks around the Holy Grail of shopping centers. A celebrity who’s famous mostly due to the fact that Daddy happened to make it big as a professional wrestler, becoming one of the most recognizable icons from the sports entertainment business in the 80′s and 90′s.
November 3rd, 2009
He is so beautiful for some people , others hate her, shame to call her b**** . her father is very protecitive , show us a photo of her in any place that is not appropriate! Least she is more respected than Kim. please shorti don’t can’t come near.
November 3rd, 2009
I’d………………..well you get the idea.
November 3rd, 2009
Is there someone’s pregnant belly in the shot? It also looks like they have more fingers than required.
November 3rd, 2009
UH, who really goes to Wally-World dressed like that anyway!!!
November 3rd, 2009
The people who are dissing her are just jealous really guys really……………………….
November 3rd, 2009
WHo dresses like that to go to Walmart! Publicity Stunt to get on pow!!!
November 3rd, 2009
Brooke “HO”gan…..??
November 3rd, 2009
I don’t think she’s ugly or anything, just pathetic. If she had just come into the store like everyone else – sans security detail – no one would have noticed her. Is she trolling for dates at the Wal or what?
November 3rd, 2009
She makes my hulkamaniac hard! Shes a big un’ though. She’d probably try and tie it into a balloon animal.
November 3rd, 2009
The fact that she is in Wal-Mart shows what she truly is…
November 3rd, 2009
Whoa maybe she’s making like her brother and careening around Wal-Fart crashing into the elderly and small unattended children. Either way this PO” thAng has a long row to hoe thanks DAD you are sooooo KEWWL
November 3rd, 2009
she’s like paris hilton on steroids, and minus the dog.
November 3rd, 2009
Just proves that money can’t buy class.
November 3rd, 2009
She’s not bad looking, but seriously, if people walked past her, they wouldn’t have a clue who she was. It might be interesting to talk with her about what it was like to grow up with Hulk Hogan as dad, but beyond that, I wouldn’t consider her a celebrity just because of the name…
If she feels like she needs security at Wal-Mart, I don’t know…that seems a little extreme- although, based on some of the other pictures I’ve seen on the rest of the site, I think most of us sane people might need security at Wal-Mart. LOL
November 3rd, 2009
Why are my tax dollars being wasted on the Sheriff’s Dept providing an escort an escort?
November 3rd, 2009
I have no idea who that is. A hooker? Another Hollywood nobody? Must be nobody if she’s at Walmart.
November 3rd, 2009
I’m sure that shes not buying hair bleach, that would be a Sam’s Club spotting.
November 3rd, 2009
Maybe she had a Winona moment? But damn at least Winona shoplifted from somewhere a little bit….star-deserving?
November 3rd, 2009
The security guys are just hanging around trying to look important….
November 3rd, 2009
Liz you are so right, money does not buy class. For these people this is like the second coming of Christ. I hate her and if she showed up at my wal mart i would boo at her, she deserves that and much worse.
November 3rd, 2009
She looks just like her daddy! Anyone remember his character “Thunder Lips” from Rocky III?
November 3rd, 2009
who is this woman?? brooke who? if she was walking through wal-mart i would not even recognize her as a celeb except for the security guards. actually, with the security guards, i would most likely think she was getting arrested for something
November 3rd, 2009
oh, is this hulk hogan’s daughter?????
November 3rd, 2009
#1. She IS a Bitch
#2. Just because of # 1. doesn’t make her any less hott. (I’d let her wrap her legs around my neck anyday)
#3. Those aren’t just “Security”…Those are POLICE, look at the badges, GUNS, and radios…Hello, big red truck anyone???
November 3rd, 2009
Pole dancing at walmart,who would have thought,and in the pet department to boot.
November 3rd, 2009
Never nude !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Never on sex tape !!!!
November 3rd, 2009
never nude !!!!!!!!!
November 3rd, 2009
Woahh, Man-Beast
November 3rd, 2009
Joke if you want,
but she’s the model for the new Sasquatch Barbie in stores now.
She’s laughing all the way to the bank.
November 3rd, 2009
I thought that she was being escorted out, not around. That; and, i had no idea that she was a “celeb.”
November 3rd, 2009
Hahaha. Wal Mart is probably the ONLY place where she would need security, with all those wrestling fans and all…
November 3rd, 2009
It IS WalMart… God knows how many “Instant Stalkers, Just Add non-Wildebeast Female” types there are in the Store.
November 3rd, 2009
I want to know what she actually bought at the great Wally World…
Five gallon bucket of peroxide, spray on tanner, Season One of Hogan Knows Best on DVD, or perhaps an action figure of daddy to put on his birthday cake. The possibilities are endless…
November 3rd, 2009
Why’s she at Wal-Mart? She’s looking for dad http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=5959
November 3rd, 2009
Seriously! Going to Wal-mart for attention!? Pathetic…
November 3rd, 2009
Who dresses up like that to go to Walmart… I mean, seriously.
November 3rd, 2009
Didn’t anyone notice the severly pregnant chick to the right in the first picture – who is wearing a bandana as a shirt?! Why isn’t she proudly posted up here somewhere!! WHATS GOING ON!? lol
November 3rd, 2009
the person who appears to be clapping has like 14 fingers. Did anybody catch that???
November 3rd, 2009
She’s a pig. I saw her nude nothing special,
November 3rd, 2009
The real purpose of the “security”: If anyone ges out of line, Brooke will simply pick up a cop in each hand and throw them at the unruly fan.
November 3rd, 2009
If that skirt was any shorter, you’d see her balls…
November 3rd, 2009
um deana im pretty sure thats an old mans elbow and not a prego chick
November 3rd, 2009
She looks like she could do a better job protecting the cops than they can do to protect her! She’s a GIANT!
November 3rd, 2009
I’m pretty sure this is photoshopped. look at her left arm in the second picture…. it looks like a barbie’s arm and it’s not the same color as her actual arm. And if she did need bodyguards they are usually hired privately.. not cops…
November 3rd, 2009
First of all, she IS beautiful and I commend her for not being an 85 lb annorexic beotch like the Olson twins, so if that makes her a “pig” or any other horrible name you want to throw out there, that’s great. Being healthy and actually eating should get praise, not ridicule. Yeah, she’s tall… so are MODELS, she’s just not a walking skeleton like runway models and her face IS much prettier than most fashion models.
Thank you “Internet Know How” for what you posted, at least someone who looks at this site has a clue.
She’s probably a really nice person, but the majority of people on here just want to jump right in and be haters. Why? Are you that upset and dissatisfied with your own lives that you have to rip someone else apart to make yourself feel better? That’s sad. Grow up!
November 3rd, 2009
that is not a beer belly, it is someones arm sticking out of their sleeve! Look closer and you’ll see, it appears to be a woman’s arm
November 3rd, 2009
Really, Brooke who? Those are guys in Halloween costumes that she paid to escort her so she could be noticed! Get over yourself!
November 3rd, 2009
i spy something big, blue, and fugly……
November 3rd, 2009
Did she buy anything???
November 3rd, 2009
thats not security! ahe stole something and their escorting her out.
November 3rd, 2009
I don’t care how much money I received, I would never do a meet and greet in a Walmart. LOL
My hair would turn that “white blond” color when I used to surf and spend a lot of time at the beach; I have never dyed it. What is it with the tall chick comments, are the spinners jealous
November 3rd, 2009
Brooke who? And I supposed to recognize her? Has she, you know, like, actually done something?
November 3rd, 2009
Of course some of you say you want to ride her…you probably COULD PHYSICALLY RIDE HER…she’s built like a freakin horse! And probably hung like one too!
November 4th, 2009
Heather…why don’t you grow up? Why are you on this website if you’re so mature and worried about poking fun at people that are “probably really nice…” sniff! Grab a box of kleenex and get over it! Brooke Hogan walks like she has a package between her legs and it makes me laugh, so what?
November 4th, 2009
Ok, Am I supposed to be impressed???? It didn’t work.
November 4th, 2009
She is both hot and cute , posting her photo in the site is really much better than other crazy stupid shoppers .
Brooke with love
November 4th, 2009
Notice the price tag next to her is $3.44, wow thats some Cheap Ho!
November 4th, 2009
The Police Officer on her right is fine lol
November 4th, 2009
All this discussion about her size, who is she, security etc etc……did no-one else see the pregnant belly panning into the picture stage-left?
Spectacular
November 4th, 2009
hulks daughter huh?well at least shes hotter than all the cottage cheese and curdled milk and man boobs and man camel toe and mooseknuckle that we usually see on this site
November 4th, 2009
@Scott
That’s an elbow.
November 4th, 2009
NEXT!
November 4th, 2009
Who is she??!!
November 4th, 2009
You sure she’s not being arrested for shoplifting?
November 4th, 2009
Ok, I work as a cashier at a Walmart. And JESSE JAMES came in without any security. If he doesn’t need it, Brooke certainly doesn’t either.
November 5th, 2009
Thats a HUGE BITCH!
November 5th, 2009
@ Pimpstenator
Even if it is an elbow – WTF is it wearing???
November 5th, 2009
Thats gotta be a old pic, since she dont have the fake tits in that pic, and b4 she started realy looking like she hit the wall, just like mom
November 5th, 2009
I’d fuck her
November 5th, 2009
She just looks to much like a man for me.
November 5th, 2009
Reply to she’s going to turn into her mom IN 20 years…..
No she isn’t, She is going to turn into her DAD!
Does anyone else think that her and her Dad are having sex?
November 5th, 2009
Well… when you go into walmart looking like that you can expect to be mauled for all your fancy shiny things.
November 6th, 2009
Haha that’s so funny! I was in that Wal-Mart the day she was there and I thought it was so weird.
November 6th, 2009
At Wal-Mart she probably is famous enough to need security. After all isn’t that where the people that would know her would hang out, along with the NASCAR fans and those who put Dr. Pepper in their baby’s bottle. Or maybe security thought she was a hooker.
November 6th, 2009
She performed at one of our events at the University of Miami and had a number of very informative things to say.
Just kidding she was a hot mess and a waste of space and probably the dumbest person I’ve ever experienced.
If you need more proof:
http://www.themiamihurricane.com/2009/08/26/brooke-hogan-offers-tips-for-academic-success/
November 6th, 2009
first off-who the hell is brook, second, is brook male or female, and third, looks more like a shoplifter than someone famous needing security. one can dream I guess.
November 6th, 2009
I think she’s sexy. I like a big, tall girl like that. Yummy !
That said, she’s only famous at Wal-Mart, the Dollar Store, BBQ joints, Piggly wiggly , Nascar races, Republican/Conservative events, and other low IQ hangouts. I’d still sleep with her though.
November 7th, 2009
http://dlisted.com/node/33124
November 8th, 2009
I thought she was a man. No? My bad.
November 8th, 2009
yet another cross dresser at walmart. yawn.
November 8th, 2009
She is bigger than both her “bodyguards” combined, AND I personally think she got arrested for shoplifting.
November 9th, 2009
WOULD.
November 9th, 2009
OK wtf. Would anyone have even given her a second look if she didn’t have two guards with her? Hell, paying them probably cost more than whatever she was picking up there.
November 9th, 2009
So who is she? I have no clue. Is she impersonating someone I should recognize?
November 9th, 2009
Just 2 words…. Land Monster
November 9th, 2009
So, the Hulkster is so broke, his daughter has to shop at WallyWorld now? How the mighty have fallen.
November 10th, 2009
honestly i wouldnt know who she was she looks like a normal blond bimbo you see alot in fla.. she wants people to recognize her else why the security. on the show i watched like twice but she didnt seem that tall lol
November 10th, 2009
Brooke Hogan is only 5’11”. She’s not THAT tall (the guards with her are just a little short). Maria Sharapova is 6’2”.
November 10th, 2009
My question is, why is Brooke in Wal-Mart? Doesn’t she have “people” for that?
November 11th, 2009
Screw Security, she should bring her dad along with her. I mean, cool, celebrity goes to a regular old store, but WAL-MART? Geesh, go to Target, Kohl’s, Old Navy, anything but Wal-Mart!
November 11th, 2009
to be fair.. I’m sure all the people that shop at Wal-Mart are huge fans of hers, and thus she is a Wal-Mart famous
November 11th, 2009
I have no clue who the fuck that is.
November 12th, 2009
Why is she larger than the security?
November 13th, 2009
That’s A Huge Bitch!!! Hey and why is she shopping in Walmart??? Didn’t her father use to be Hulk Hogan??
November 13th, 2009
That’s one huge bitch!
November 13th, 2009
Her family lives in Clearwater, FL shes always out at the mall or walmart but Ive never seen her with security before
November 14th, 2009
Please Brooke Hogan has some crazy fans. I was on her myspace blog one day (dontask) and there was like some 40 year old guy cussing her out because he drove a whole day to see her concert that got canceled. She doesn’t have many fans but the ones she has are um..very dedicated. I’d say she probably needs the security.
November 16th, 2009
To Quote My Show…. “SHE HAD MAN HANDS”
November 16th, 2009
personally I like the prego belly hanging out in the right side of the first photo!
November 16th, 2009
I would say that she must have run out of Tampons or something, but……SEE LOOK-A LIKE A MAN!!!!!
November 16th, 2009
I’m pretty sure Hulk put on a longer wig than he already has and acted like he had a daughter for all these years, at least brooke didn’t kill anyone while trying to do a gay ass Tokyo drift.
November 17th, 2009
Uh…. who?
November 18th, 2009
thats not Brook, its Hulk, being Brook for halloween.
November 18th, 2009
I STILL FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER.
November 19th, 2009
If she is sooo famous, why is she in walmart?
November 19th, 2009
This is obviously an attention ploy or a way to make her feel important. The security guys don’t have to dress in uniform like that to attract so much attention. They can wear normal clothes. And really, if I saw her in public I wouldn’t recognize her.
November 19th, 2009
She did a CD signing tour at wal-mart’s across the nation. She came here to okla. how sad and pathetic.
November 20th, 2009
Who the hell is she anyway?
If you need security to go to WalMart stay the fuck home. The rest of us don’t want to have to deal with the hassle of letting you shop.
November 23rd, 2009
You can take the trash out of the trailer but you can’t take the Trailer out of the trash
November 24th, 2009
Why is nobody focusing on the dilf cop in the black?
December 2nd, 2009
Tomb thumb > walmart
December 2nd, 2009
Just shows how normal and trashy celebrities really are (:
December 2nd, 2009
Takes steriods just like Daddy
October 17th, 2010
MAN… WAT I WOULD DO TO HER 7 FT ASS… LOL
February 12th, 2011
ok first of all she is freakin bigger than the cops and two who is gana mess with hogan’s daughter and risk havin’ to deal with him
April 25th, 2011
is it just me or does anyne else wanna bend her over and phuck the shiznit outta her?
May 28th, 2011
Its Brooke Hogan and damn she is hot.
November 17th, 2011
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November 30th, 2011
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