The Walmart Whip



5197FL

Walmart: being straight up re-donk-ulous since 1962.

Florida

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The Walmart Whip, 6.1 out of 10 based on 127 ratings

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  1. Jen

    Just stop in at Maaco and ask for the “Wal-mart Paint Job Special.”

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    September 5th, 2013

  2. toeachhisown

    that’s not a donk…it’s a hooptie

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    September 5th, 2013

  3. Sean

    This has got to be Hinsdale, Nh walmart… seen some scary stuff in there.

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    September 5th, 2013

  4. Caprice3w

    Somebody really loves their job.

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    September 6th, 2013

  5. Heh

    The palm trees and “Florida” label really say “New Hampshire.”

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    September 6th, 2013

  6. lordofthegadflies

    That’s Florida in a nutshell.

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    September 6th, 2013

  7. Picklestink

    On behalf of my fellow Florida residents, let me be the first to apologize to the rest of the nation. We are a very stupid place filled with all sorts of ghetto nonsense. Its embarrassing to think that this is the “Face of America” to all the foreign tourists to come here. When I travel to Europe I tell people I’m from New York or somewhere more civilized than Florida.

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    September 6th, 2013

  8. ABB

    Now that’s a cool whip! *NOT!*

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    September 6th, 2013

  9. Cybr

    I’d like to see what happens when he hits a pot-hole with those ridiculous rims and rubber band tires.

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    September 6th, 2013

  10. Tatertot

    Samual Walton would have been very proud of him…the car should be called (offical walmart car) XD

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    September 6th, 2013

  11. lordofthegadflies

    Picklestink, I feel your pain. That’s part of the reason why I no longer live in Florida. (If only the rest of my family could be convinced to GTFO of there.) Not that NY is any more civilized; I spent parts of my childhood living in both.
    Come to the great Northwest. Most people here THINK.

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    September 6th, 2013

  12. corey

    I believe that no one who has a legal job drives cars like these. I have worked at some big plants where black people were the majority of the workforce. People who work a straight job don’t drive crap like this.

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    September 6th, 2013

  13. admiralbrown

    Let’s see, $10,000 rims and tires on what looks like a $500 Malibu or Cutlass Supreme from the late 1970s or early 1980s . As a former girlfriend’s mom used to say “If you car is worth more than your house then you are doing something wrong.” In this case the rims are worth more than the rest of the car.

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    September 9th, 2013

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