I cannot confirm or deny that this is Mimi Siku from Jungle 2 Jungle all grown up.
30 Comments | In: Featured Creature, Funny, New Hampshire, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart Fashion
THIS RIGHT HERE IS HISTORY FOLKS!
Looks like somebody FINALLY got thrown out of a Walmart for violating the dress code!
September 5th, 2013
Due to budget cutbacks…
This is the new WALMART employee uniform
They accused him of shoplifting and are trying to figure out were he is hiding the goods LOL
Looks like he is being questioned by Wal-Mart operatives. Of all the crazy shit that happens in a Wal-Mart, they choose to detain Tarzan? A man in a loin cloth just trying to buy some low cost Chinese exports, is not a threat.
great reference. i haven’t thought of that movie in like 15 yrs
Actually, Tarzan doesn’t look all that bad. Compared to some of the under-dressed mutants and hippos on this site, he’s a fine physical specimen!
Plus, with an outfit like that, he’s probably not going to be a shoplifter!
Too bad there wasn’t a gust of wind that day.
“Okay, I’ll leave, but send an overhead page to Jane, Cheetah, and Boy, to meet me at the entrance.”
the real problem here is the guy is actually not that bad. This really only makes the grade if he is pushing 300 Lbs from the wrong side. How did this pic slip through?
The employee on the left is fat. Even Walmart employees can’t avoid the curse. ;(
Tarzan: King of the Pale Asses
Hmmm, did he violate ‘open carry’ or concealed carry’ laws…?
If you want to show the world how gay and free you are that’s fine.
But don’t do it where my kids can see it ok fella?
September 6th, 2013
Maybe he is indeed auditioning for some type of Tarzan jungle movie, that would be the only legit reason he’d be dresseds like that.
More likely he’s just somee showoff exhibitionist, or some young guy doing it on a dare or thinks it a clever stunt.
Bet if some muscular security guard lifted that loincloth and blistered his butt with a paddle. he’d think twice about going out in public like that again. After he had been having to eat standing up for the next few days.
Actualy not New Hampshire, but Vermont. This guy got arrested again yesterday for lude and lacivious conduct. He runs around town naked. Last court appearance he went naked, but the cops forced a rain coat on him. When he was arrested yesterday he was hitch hiking on I-91 in his loin cloth…
I’m pretty sure it was the no shirt no shoes policy that prevented him from getting into the store.
Are you sure this isn’t an Abercrombie & Fitch greeter who got lost?
looks like some idiot lost a bar bet. lol
September 7th, 2013
So, That’s how he keeps his Wig Warm ?
September 8th, 2013
That’s loin cloth guy! (aka. Dylan Gingues)
He’s a bit of a celebrity here in NH/VT since he keeps getting arrested for indecent exposure.
Actually at my walmart, you can walk around shoeless and shirtless. I see chicks dressed similarly to this all the time sadly. I even got told by management that I have no right to tell a customer to have there shoes or clothing on.
September 9th, 2013
I haven’t seen a Tuchuk outside of Pennsic!
Oh wait, this guy isn’t blinding white AND isn’t lugging around a 40 pound gut.
September 10th, 2013
@ Jim and Stagger Lee, I thought it was legal in VT to walk around naked? Anyways, the people they should be after are those that don’t cover up their nasty beer bellies, bottom biscuits, saggy cleavage, and butt cracks.
September 11th, 2013
Apparently your desire to tan the bottoms of others knows no gender
September 12th, 2013
Aww quit being prudes people – he seems pretty harmless.
Plus he looks damn good semi-naked ! Nice to see some decent man flesh for a change !
September 18th, 2013
I want to see the front! lol
September 20th, 2013
Whooo Doggie! Now this is what Walmart needs more of.
November 7th, 2013
I was with Dylan when he fought his first court case for walking around his town of vt naked…it is legal to be nude in vt for those that don’t know….how ever many towns have ordinances and require a loin cloth….since that first arrest witch he wasn’t found guilty…he has warn a loin cloth as asked by the courts…my friends and I think he looks like the ventruvian man….lol
February 1st, 2014