BOOM! Them some Alaskan King Crabs mother truckers! You wanna talk about the Deadliest Catch?!?! Damn!
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All I can say is WTF was this person thinking on wearing those shorts out of the house. I think her daughter needs her shorts back.
September 9th, 2013
But I don’t see a place for the crabs to hide.
G Spot Finder
Throw it back and trade up.
Free Crabs ! Free Crabs !
Get your Free Crabs Here !
Guess those would be “cracked” crabs.
Seems like that has to be skin colored tights or something … or that pic on the left would be even more revealing.
There are 3 missing boats from Deadliest Catch hidden in that abyss!!
Looking at the left photo is sure evidence that I’d rather be raped in prison than dive into mess of flesh.
Sigh the picture makes her even smell like low tide
I’d hit that……….with a 2×4 and knock some sense into her….
Damn!! Have you pride in your skanky self!!
I’m just glad she doesn’t have any wayward hairs hanging out of that mess. Shudder.
Just. Threw. Up.
if the underside of those “shorts” was an inch skinnier, I would have went blind.
How long did the photographer have to follow her around to get the shot on the left?
Ugh, I bet when she bends over, it smells like Joe’s Crab Shack.
The picture on the left is photo shopped, her thighs are not normal.
My EYES!!! THEY BURN!!!
September 10th, 2013
“Yall” know you’d lick that.
I’m pleasantly surprised there is no bruises or pimples!
It’s about time some of these people came with warning labels. The FDA is supposed to warn you about hidden (or not so hidden) dangers, right?
YUM YUM THAT’S MY KIND OF A$$. THAT LOOKS GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT OFF THE KITCHEN TABLE
It looks like she has some big crabs up in that snatch oozing off her shorts.
People would think twice now about eating crabs after seeing this woman’s photo showing her crabs!
Is that another fat ass white woman with a black baby?
This is probably a Michigan photo: Joe’s Crab Shack is in Auburn Hills, MI.
Did you mean “Deadliest Snatch?”
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW what is that? Is there some extra ligament in the Y there?
September 11th, 2013
There aren’t enough lemon wedges and drawn butter…
September 12th, 2013
LOL @ Jen
The only thing one can be thankful for in this shot is that the shot was “clean” – no hairy crab.
September 20th, 2013
is it wrong if im slighty turned on?
October 3rd, 2013
BUT MOSTLY CRABS <— Caption of the year!
October 25th, 2013