That is one mission that I would not accept and gladly get dishonorably discharged before I get my hand stinky and wet from her dishonorable discharge.
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AHH ……..true romance ces’t l’amour walking….. fingers in cheeks
A simple joy of walking in the romantic confines of Wal-mart
He sportin his best outfit & feeling frisky (after lots of whisky )
She a plus sized tempress with a loose caboose
He puts his possibly snot free hands in a place to show his true devotion
She retorts in her maybe sexy southern belle voice
“Honey let your fingers do the walking,
but watch out for my grand canyon”!
September 12th, 2013
“I’ve got an itch….no lower….nope, even lower…yep, right there.”
HEY DUDE! get me a handful while your in there.
He is hiding a bottle of shampoo in there.
September 13th, 2013
Why would you want to stick your hand into someone else’s ass crack? To sniff it later?
September 14th, 2013
WAIT A MINUTE FIVE *FIVE*!!! PEOPLE COMMENTED HERE AND NOT ONE OF YOU SAID ” BUT -WHAT-ABOUT- WHAT – HE-TOUCHES- AFTER?
FOR EXAMPLE THE FKIN FOOD -
SHOPPING CARTS; YOUR NEW BLOW UP—
OH NO: THIS IS NO
January 28th, 2014