That Face Says It All



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I asked around to our boys over at GirlsinYogaPants.com and they said that definitively “No, there is no way a front butt would count to get on their site.” So that’s kind of a bummer. (They always think they’re better than us cause they got lovely lady lumps.)

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That Face Says It All, 5.8 out of 10 based on 165 ratings

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  1. Slop Jar Magoo

    Are her feet on backwards????????

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    September 18th, 2013

  2. darren

    Heck shes just out getting a light snack. Because preggers or not, the “girl ” gotta eat !

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    September 18th, 2013

  3. MrsBeck

    Her legs look normal… the physics don’t really work out… why? WHY?

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    September 18th, 2013

  4. TimeLord

    It’s unsettling how thin her calves are. It defies science that they don’t snap under the massive front-butt weight.

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    September 18th, 2013

  5. JerkGirl

    She is just a fat woman, nothing too crazy or unusual. I don’t think that deserves a picture for people to make fun of on the internet. Why not save it for the REAL kooks.

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    September 18th, 2013

  6. Watertender

    Quasimodo has a sister!! The Hunchbelly!!!!!

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    September 18th, 2013

  7. stephanie

    Wow her gut has a gut!

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    September 18th, 2013

  8. Matt

    That’s what happens when you have 10 children from 15 different baby daddies.

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    September 18th, 2013

  9. sam

    moderate FUPA. Outside of POW, it would be very impressive, but here that kind of FUPA is a dime a dozen.

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    September 18th, 2013

  10. brian wedge

    if she farts — she’ll blow her tennis shoes off!

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    September 18th, 2013

  11. AS

    Chocolate Oompa Loompahs from Willy Wonka.

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    September 18th, 2013

  12. Carl La Fong

    Matt

    That’s what happens when you have 10 children from 15 different baby daddies.

    Matt, you need to go back and re take Biology 101

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    September 18th, 2013

  13. joseph

    Does your gut hang low,
    does it jiggle to and fro

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    September 18th, 2013

  14. Stephen

    She’s stolen Squidward’s nose and hid it in her awful yoga pants.

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    September 18th, 2013

  15. Missy

    Do you see the black cow with the buggy eyes on the side? WOW!

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    September 18th, 2013

  16. Wild Bill

    Junk in the front, not in the trunk

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    September 18th, 2013

  17. george johnson

    Bet there’s a rash under that udder. And a lot of old, smelly, gut cheese.

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    September 18th, 2013

  18. Carver

    Look up panniculus. If you have one, nobody else wants to see it. Eeesh.

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    September 18th, 2013

  19. Carver

    Major facepalm. I just looked up obesity. It is now classified as a “Disease”. I was under the impression that a disease was caused by something beyond your control. I am a Diabetic with major A-fib. Not caused by any of my lifestyle decisions, I have always kept to a healthy diet and regular workouts. Eating fast food, snack foods and not exercising will cause you to become obese. This is something that you can control, but you prefer to eat chips, pizza, and bacon cheeseburgers. That ain’t no disease, that is your personal choice. But soon, you will probably be able to go on disability for your “disease.” Then you will be able to sit at home and get paid for being a fat slob and gain more weight. It’s beyond your control. My A$$.

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    September 18th, 2013

  20. CG

    Not only just the belly, but the hair weave as well.

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    September 18th, 2013

  21. sam

    Just our native gorilla she beast getting her free food that is owed to her
    ‘cuz owa apecesters were slabes’

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    September 19th, 2013

  22. RogerB

    Horrible …. just horrible!!

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    September 19th, 2013

  23. Johnney Black

    Is that Buckwheat in line behind her?

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    September 19th, 2013

  24. Jen

    She’s got a large set of balls (to wear those pants).

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    September 19th, 2013

  25. A

    On behalf of the Sane and Dignified Iowans like me; I apologize for this monstrosity. Sadly this is getting all to common.

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    September 19th, 2013

  26. em geezy

    damn shes built like a bullfrog….nice legs going from south to north then theres that WTF moment above the hips lol

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    September 20th, 2013

  27. Mayor McCheese

    It’s called a “gunt,” people.

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    October 10th, 2013

  28. OhSnap

    Brought to you by the Welfare System of America. EBT cards and obammy-phones for all!!!

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    March 17th, 2014

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