Smart Ass



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Apparently Smart only applies to the car. Seriously though, like you’re not enough of a smug asshole driving around in a Smart car you have to highlight it with some awful paint job even more? And then park it in a cart return? I’d block the front of that on general principles if I were there.

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Smart Ass, 6.0 out of 10 based on 195 ratings

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  1. buddyminpin

    Smart A$$. I’d smash a whole bunch of shopping carts into it.

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    September 26th, 2013

  2. Greg

    I’m trying to figure out how in the hell whoever drove it got OUT of the car? Maybe through the back door? (that’s what she said LOL)

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    September 26th, 2013

  3. justanote

    may be able to park the car in there but he can’t open the door to get out

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    September 26th, 2013

  4. Watertender

    I think it would look good with a used diaper or tampon on the windshield. Being a total asswipe like that deserves a reward

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    September 26th, 2013

  5. ColcordMama

    How on earth did the driver even open the door to get out?? Or …wait.. is he still sitting in the car? Can’t tell…

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    September 26th, 2013

  6. Flash MacTavish

    How the hell did he/she get out of the car?

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    September 26th, 2013

  7. thrak

    The guy sitting in there can’t open the doors so i doubt he’s really “parked”.

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    September 26th, 2013

  8. tonydadon

    That car isn’t parked there. The guy’s still in it. If you noticed there’s NO WAY anyone could even open the doors, much less actually get out of it! Unless they crawled out the back hatch!
    Paint job does suck though……..

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    September 26th, 2013

  9. LadyAnne

    Either the cart return was moved, or the car was picked up and placed there, as both doors are blocked. (But you’re right, I’d park in front of it, too!

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    September 26th, 2013

  10. JackMaster

    i always wanted to get drunk and try to tip one of these lil fuckers over, it looks like something that could be done by one person…

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    September 26th, 2013

  11. Joe Mama

    He can’t get out, this was just a humor shot.

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    September 26th, 2013

  12. wesley

    More like dumb ass the driver is still in the car lol

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    September 26th, 2013

  13. jj

    He apparently did this just for the picture as he’s still sitting in the car.

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    September 26th, 2013

  14. Guest

    And it was all going so well until they tried to get out of the car.

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    September 26th, 2013

  15. george johnson

    I’d do that, park so they can’t get out. Wanna call the cops? Go ahead because you’ll be the one with the ticket. Want to mess up my car because you are an ass? That won’t fly either. You just sit there til I’m done.

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    September 27th, 2013

  16. Egg Beater

    Meh. Staged. The driver is still inside.

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    September 27th, 2013

  17. Kev

    I have a feeling they didn’t park it there. How would they open the doors? Looks like the victim of a prank to me.

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    September 27th, 2013

  18. Kniget

    I think it would be funnier if we saw how they exited their car after parking like that!

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    September 27th, 2013

  19. FOCUS

    This is staged; I’m pretty sure, if you look closely, you can make out the driver behind the tinted glass.
    He had his friend get out, he backed in and the friend took the picture.
    If not, they would have had to push the car into the return.

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    September 27th, 2013

  20. Northerngirl

    Walmart’s new money maker: Rent spaces to Barnum and Bailey’s clown posse!

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    September 27th, 2013

  21. Cybr

    Get about six guys and turn it upside down.

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    September 27th, 2013

  22. Jen

    That car is too small for most Wal-mart shoppers.

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    September 28th, 2013

  23. jacob

    if you look close enough you notice that the guy is still in the car

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    September 28th, 2013

  24. sal

    Ha ha unfortunately I know that asshole he’s in the car

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    September 30th, 2013

  25. Jack

    I’ve seen it done before for a prank. They park the car and then pull the cart coral around the car. Most of the corals are not locked down to the parking lot.

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    September 30th, 2013

  26. drstrangelove

    you do realize the cart corrals are not attached to the asphalt in most locations. Someone moved the corral around the car. We used to do this all the time to the mini cooper owned by our manager at Kmart.

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    October 14th, 2013

  27. Derp

    You can see the driver sitting in the car and the lights are still on.

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    October 14th, 2013

  28. paul

    i’d throw my cart at it. asshat

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    October 24th, 2013

  29. William

    Look closer the guy is still in the car and lights are still on, obviously the wife or friend got out and took a picture

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    November 5th, 2013

  30. zendaddy621

    That paint job really makes it look like a clown car…

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