Damn girl, just because it’s Halloween doesn’t mean you gotta trick everyone by letting your treats hang out.
188 Comments | In: Random
November 3rd, 2009
Looks like two flattened ski slopes …
Ewwwiesss! That is gross
Seeing those pancakes is certainly not a treat!
those are some floppy un-fun bags :S
Just like Phyllis Diller, I bet she steps on her boobs when she’s in the shower.
Her shirt may have just split open from the sheer weight.
do ur ti!!ies hang low , do they wobble to and fro, can u tyie them in a knot, can u tie em in a bow
“well that’s cuz you got big jugs”.. “i meeeaaann.. i wanna squeeze them” ..”i mean.. MAMA.. ::sucking noises:::” “i wanna bounce those things like sugar ray leonard”
I don’t feel sorry for these people because they are begging to negative attention by dressing how they do. In this case especially. This is just revolting and vile. Large people can be very beautiful if they dress for their body type. In a world where the Mirror has been invented there is no excuse for this.
Do your jugs hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie ‘em in a knot?
Can you tie ‘em in a bow?
Seriously, you shouldn’t wear an outfit that shows this much cleavage if it presses your cleavage flat.
Проклятый! Cмотрите на океан между теми горами
Russian for “Damn! Look at the ocean between those mountains.”
NYET! NYET! NYET!
WHY !!! Can we please enforce a nationwide dress code?
I don’t feel sorry for these people because they are begging to negative attention by dressing how they do. In this case especially. This is just revolting and vile. Large people can be very beautiful if they dress for their body type. In a world where the Mirror has been invented there is no excuse for this. WoW
my 3 year old came around the corner just as i had pulled this up and she says “whoa, what’s that scary thing?”
Why am I suddenly hungry for flapjacks?
wardrobe malfunction … big time
I would like to personally thank whomever blocked out her face. The rest of the pic is bad enough, I don’t think I could handle it un-edited.
Do your boobs hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?
And why does she think this is sexy?? UGH!!!!
**I think I threw up a lil in my mouth**
Nice hat !
I have this song stuck in my head…
Do your girls hang low, do the wobble to and fro, can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow…”
She apparently missed Oprah yesturday. It was “How to find the perfect bra”
Don’t be sad your boobs aint bad
They’re just a little long….
ha, mother jugs and speed
I mean there are some pictures on this site that make me cringe, but this one made a lil puke in my mouth.
That is not right, not right at all!
“Do your boobs hang high? Do your boobs hang low? Can you tie ‘em in a knot? Can you tie ‘em in a bow?”
Gross !! Gross !! Double Gross !!
She does think she looks good…….Thats flippin sick !!
How do they determine who qualifies for a complimentary face blur-out?
The slopes of the Grand Titans….
I see “the girls” are out for a shopping spree.
Would it have been OK if she was skinny with big tits hanging out all over the place?
You people have a very sensitive disgust meter. Geez. It would be nice if they had more *support*, but c’mon–we’ve seen WAY worse just on this site!
Do these woman actually think that is sexy? letting your flab hang out is just not attractive, as a large woman I wouldn’t be caught DEAD with that outfit, girl try fashion bug plus and cover your tatas cause we don’t wanna see them!!!!
Nice! Her Deuce and a half is parked out back.
Horky the living Spoodge
She might be hoping to earn some money before she makes a purchase.
Maybe she went to Wally World to buy a new bra.
She looks like the Michelin Man with cleavage! It’s scary!
Not good when you use your boobs to hide your cankles.
At least her nails are nice
Walmart drop ships Russian mail order brides. This one’s wedding dress is on backwards.
Just wait til the cold chill hits her!!! Notice the guy has a jacket on.
Can anyone guess what she has between her nipples that an 18 year old doesn’t?
Her belly button.
Damn those are big. She can claim them as dependents on her income tax.
Is that dress on backwards? If you don’t have morals, then at least have some standards you go by.
Bra??? She needs a hammock for those monstrous melons.
I know White women with tits that big who enjoy showing them off, but the difference between them and this disgusting display is that they wear a bra that fits them under their plunge-front blouses! This ghetto tramp obviously isn’t even wearing a bra at all!
I wonder how many babies she passed thought it was lunch time.
I hope this Milk Maid doesn’t make deliveries.
Looks like gravity took its effect
I want pancakes now….
get a bra you sicko oh wait, even that wont help your sagging tits
Nothing wrong with 44 longs…
BOOM BADDA BOOM BADDA BOOM BADDA BOOM.
wow impressive! to be able to scratch your snatch with a nipple is a god given gift! maam please cover that up, people are vomiting!
Quick! Pass the syrup.
Steve in Houston
Someone will get hurt if she spins around too fast. Wipe out on isle 9.
How much did Lurch pay for her?
This was an actual costume sold at Walmart. I saw it while picking out a costume for my kid. GROSS!!!!!
Bessie the Cow
I wouldn’t call those a “treat”.
Obviously not one of the dozens of ‘never nudes’.
look at the raisins on her kneecaps…Oh wait those are her nipples!
I would strangle myself before I thought about getting those “treats.”
I’m sure they look just like pantyhose with raisins in the bottom.
What is she wearing?! A slip with a “fur” vest and “matching” “fur” hat?! Or is that a pillow case and not a slip? God help us. Is the low cut deal to distract from the fact that her body is shaped like a big sausage? Between the nasty filthy loser sex tshirts and the skanks with no panties or bras you can’t take your kid to Walmart.
Step back. I’m all over that like a cat covering it’s turds.
Isnt sexy cleavage suppose to touch each other? not run away from each other????
“Fuzzy white nurse’s hat: check, really awful nurse’s outfit which is four sizes too small: check, bra… um nope. Oh well. Its Halloween and I’m just going Wal-Mart. Maybe I’ll get extra candy for showing my cleavage…”
Winner of Hostess’ Annual SnoBall Queen Festival.
You should have seen her Talent!
If it’s cold enough to wear a (faux) fur hat, then isn’t it cold enough to bundle up?
And by that, I mean bundle WAY UP?
Huh? Huh? Is it?
Her nipples are tucked into her waistband
Bra size 40 extra long.
Fried eggs on nails.
Bras are for Target customers.
Somebody has been lying to her.
i think her bra size is a 48 long rather than a 48 DD
I think she’s hot.
This is what happens when Halloween becomes an excuse to wear really sexy clothes in public, and call it a costume.
I think it would have made a better costume if she would have just gone naked as one of those Neanderthal Venus/Mother Goddess statues….
Those are nice tits, i mean im just saying, i wanna suck on em so bad. yummy. ahh there just such nice titties! (:
is that a birthday cake in her head?
Man u could yank on those all nite. Ooooooooooooo
That looks like 2 flat tires on a white truck !!
So eat your vegetables girls or this will be YOUR curse!!!
If nice ones are called mountains or peaks then these would definitely be an avalanche.
Wal Mart voyer
By the looks of that very large dude pushing the cart, I’d say she can do whatever she wants, no matter how ugly it is.
I think I just puked a little.
Reminds me of the National Geographic photos I saw as a child. I believe boobs are not supposed to drag on the ground
Hey. She does have something between her thighs most women don’t….HER NIPPLES.
C’mon sweetie. Dress appropriately for public. WTF!
Her milkshake does NOT bring all the boys to the yard…because they’re all afraid of being suffocated.
Gawd, I really miss those cars with all the crap glued on them…
Is she dressed as the State Puff Marshmallow Woman?
She sunk my battleship!!
who needs a snow plow when you have a snow cow
It’s Snow White after having the babies of all the dwarfs!
that aint no treat
OMG why do fat ass women like that think this looks good? saggy boobs that are big are not good. Big boobs need support. Gravity is NOT your friend.
momma like lol (im a guy)
that looks like the mat you put under the toliet ..for your big tata’s you need to put on your bra nasty girl !!!!
Somone tug on them, maybe they roll back up like a shade…
She puts the cow in Moscow
Someone needs to put up an iron curtain around her
You could rest Lenin’s body between her breasts
In Soviet Russia, boobs fondle you!
Can I put my head in your clevage to keep my ears warm?
now these pair are what I classify as….
I love the White Russian costume but I didnt think it came that big…..maybe the makers should rethink that.
Ya know, being an owner of similar jugs (they’ve never been my favorite feature) but they were what I was born with, my husband just loves them, go figure. While I don’t think its especially appropriate to be showing them off at the wal-mart, does the honey with the melon boobs have any more right to be displaying hers where ever she pleases? I love this site for its strange/quirky slice of life, from the guy with the frilly socks, to the lady who’s skirt was so short, her belly apron hung out below, she had a great pair of legs as I remember! So please people, enjoy this site for what it is, people who don’t care about the rest of you (who only seem to see uglyness )and don’t care about what you think of them. They’re out at the Wal-mart struttin their stuff for us all to enjoy! So maybe just shutup and enjoy, like I usually do, i’ll be quiet now.
My eyes are bleeding…
Whoever took this picture was a brave soul. She was looking right at you when you took it. Maybe she just thought you were one of her many admirers.
A white girl with a toad……of course hes going to tell her she’s hot !!
NASTY FAT ASS 12 sandwich eating MO FO !!!
Trick or teet?
Notice the little jacket has ties that aren’t tied, just flapping in the breeze. Wonder what she thinks they’re for?
I know, it’s been sung before, but I have to join the chorus…
‘Do yer boobs hang low, do they wobble to and fro, can ya tie ‘em in a knot, can ya tie ‘em in a bow, can ya sling ‘em over yer shoulder like a continental soldier, do yer boobs…hang…low!!’
I’m also a large chested woman, but I NEVER leave the house without wearing a bra, and also put proper covering over them. But, what a lot of people don’t understand is just how difficult it is for us large chested ladies to find a bra that fits properly.
Not that I condone this, mind. Jesus Christ, lady, at LEAST wear a proper shirt over them before you poke somebody’s eye out by turning around!!
♪ Do your boobs hang low ♫
♫ Do they woggle to and fro ♫
♪ Can you tie them in a knot ♪
♫ Can you tie them in a bow ♫
♫ Can you throw them o’er your shoulder ♫
♪ Like a bag that has a boulder ♪
♪ Do your boobs hang low!!!! ♫
Does is still count as cleavage if they become pancakes? Really, there’s not much cleaving going on here, just flapjacking.
From Russia with barf…..
“If Mr. McMurphy doesn’t want to take his medication orally, I’m sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don’t think that he would like it.”
One flew over the cuckoos nest.
If she was wearing a good bra, and closed that top a bit, she might look kind of half-way decent.
What I want to know is who the hell DIDN’T tell her that this is NOT what you want to go out of the house looking like.
All of those people need to be beaten.
She is on her way to her wedding, no need for her to hurry cuz her minister is walking with her.
Man, Madonna has REALLY let herself go……………
OK, C’MON folks, this is seriously HOT!
I’d motorboat those till we both got blisters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Introduce her to the jacka$$ with the T-shirt that likes beer and titties
NO NO NO!!! Its tricks and treats, not tricks and teats!!
In her mind, she’s J-Lo done right.
DId you say treats or teats?
I’ve breastfed my babies in public showing waaaaayyyyy less than that and I’ve got D-cups. That is appalling and in need of an underwire ASAP!! Let’s hope she’s headed over to lingerie to get those puppies lifted upward!
Damn, LaToya’s really let herself go…
– bag balm is on aisle 9 ‘Miss Galore’
Seriously it’s not that bad, really, people today can’t deal with other concepts of beauty. Just because the boobs aren’t all pushed up and unrealistic looking doesn’t mean they aren’t beautiful. Grow up people and grow a pair.
Alright ladies JUST because you think you got em, DOES NOT mean you need to flaunt them!!!!
This is probably a Halloween costume, but those aren’t treats! That’s just NASTY!! Cover it up!! You don’t got it, so don’t flaunt it!
November 4th, 2009
Holy crap is she supposed to be the ice queen? Because the balls of every guy in a 3 mile radius just crawled up into their abdominal cavity.
Ewwwww!!! She’s got hipples (nipples that hang to her hips) for those of you who are curious… Lmfao!!!
Wow. Elvira has gotten old and saggy! Looks like Lurch beside her.
At least the boobs cover the gunt…..
Aretha didn’t even change her costume to the New President of Walmart inauguration….
I bet she’d give 10 gallons a day but you’d have to pasturize the hell outta that milk.
I’m now ashamed to be large breasticle’d.
Lady – please!! If we wanted flapjacks we’d go to IHOP. This is just NASTY!! Please cover yourself. NO one wants to see this.
I guess it’s bad timing that I’m feeling kind of ill seeing she has the whole nurse Ratchet comes decomboobulated thing going on. What who said anything about a fever? No I won’t roll over and I’ve never felt better thank you.
you don’t wanna look, but you’re gonna…. and then she probably will be “offended” that you stare in disgust…
Victoria Secret came out with a new “Miracle Bra” today…… makes you look 2 sizes bigger!! This woman obviously needs to whip on over there and get fitted. HURRY!!! TIME’S A-WASTIN!!!!
Looks like her straightjacket couldn’t hold those puppies in!
My 3 year old brother once asked a woman with boobs like that if she could fly. My mother nearly passed out from embarrassment. I think Disney’s Dumbo had been re-released a week earlier.
you know with a bra on that might have been sexy
Good point Holly. You look at this and then she angrily asks what your staring at and then calls the cops.
I don’t think those are treats anymore!!!
Someone direct her to the tire and lube express & inflate them boyz!!!
She looks like the ABDOMINAL snowman.
Looks like the backup dancer from Motley Crue’s 1989 “Dr. Feelgood” tour has let herself go…really.
I don’t know what y’all are complaining about. This pic gave me a boner. I’d do her! YUM.
That’s just wrong, wrong wrong!
Shopping at WalMart for a pearl necklace is just wrong…
Jugs for sale…aisle 5!
She needs to cover those arangutan titties up. Gross.
SHE NEEDS TO PICK THEM UP OFF HER FAT ROLL AND SO THEY LOOK LIKE THEY AT LEAST LOOK A BIT PERKY. LMAO!
a black russian
I agree with some of you. I cant feel sorry for someone who draws attention by dressing like this. They show no respect for themselves or others and it is impossible for me to see this kind of trash and not react with disgust. So i guess you are allowed to let your boobs just flop about if you have a matching hat.
Release the hounds
oh my God I’ve never seen an albino pig before.
Gravity has not been kind.
i wonder what it looks like when she jumps around…can she twirl em too???
Now that’s udderly ridiculous!
em ! thats sick i am srry but plz just dont dress up for halloween next year! plz dont
Things are looking kinda down for her
Russian??? This thang ain’t Russian. On what planet , in what universe, in what millenium, what creature might think this is sexy?
Treats???? Hardly. They look more like beaver tails to me!
This is called indecent exposure – tell me how this one got past the security guard? Do they have security guards?
November 5th, 2009
Imagine how many hankerchiefs this poor lady goes through sopping up the sweat from under those things in mid July!
like unwrapping a small gift on christmas thinking “ipod?” then all thats in the box is gravy.
Why is it that this lady brings to mind former President Clinton?
Let’s just hope the button poped out and she went to WalMart to but a new bra.
But, then… you look at the lady’s outfit and, damn…
With that outfit, the Russian cap completed it… you know, all this cold.
Someone took all of the fun out of those bags.
November 8th, 2009
Reminds me of an over used cow, uddely revolting
November 9th, 2009
hahaha please wear soemthing with more support? the body slimmer or whatever should lift up the girls too,,, having big boobs doesnt mean you have tolook like crap
November 10th, 2009
i seriously would not be shocked to discover that this was my sister-in-law. She was wearing a light pink version of this the first time I met her.
those arent treats, those are punishments
November 20th, 2009