Wanna Pet My Snake?



5274

Every time I offer to show women my snake in public I get asked to leave the store. This guy does it and it’s no big deal. Unbelievable.

Florida

VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 4.4/10 (100 votes cast)
VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: +17 (from 39 votes)
Wanna Pet My Snake?, 4.4 out of 10 based on 100 ratings

14 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. tonydadon

    Hey! that’s a realistic looking scarf you have……..AAAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!”

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 5.0/5 (2 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: +5 (from 5 votes)

    October 2nd, 2013

  2. ms codpiece

    ” My annaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hon…”…now this is the RIGHT store to come to for buns!

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 3.5/5 (4 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: +3 (from 3 votes)

    October 2nd, 2013

  3. Elmo Klug

    On an episode of “The Man Show”, Adam and Jimmy were showing different annoying people. One of them was “Guy who wears giant snake in public”.

    Kimmel’s comment – “Oh, I see you bought your entire personality at the pet store.”

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 3.7/5 (3 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: +7 (from 7 votes)

    October 2nd, 2013

  4. darren

    Please get a GRIP, WRAP your support AROUND HISS feelings. FACE it we cannot CHOKE The DUDEs creativity !

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 5.0/5 (1 vote cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0 (from 2 votes)

    October 2nd, 2013

  5. Lisa

    Aw what a cutie! I miss my pet snakes…

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 5.0/5 (1 vote cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: +1 (from 1 vote)

    October 2nd, 2013

  6. LadyAnne

    Just don’t let it loose in the Everglades when you get tired of it.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 5.0/5 (2 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: +4 (from 4 votes)

    October 2nd, 2013

  7. Jen

    He can’t figure out why girls don’t wanna make out with him.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 5.0/5 (1 vote cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: +2 (from 2 votes)

    October 2nd, 2013

  8. Slop Jar Magoo

    LMAO……For the snake I guess that’s better than choking his chicken.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 5.0/5 (2 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: +2 (from 2 votes)

    October 3rd, 2013

  9. loki

    lucky for it those snakes dont eat monkeys.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: +1 (from 9 votes)

    October 3rd, 2013

  10. girlwatcher

    Choke dat sombitch.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 5.0/5 (1 vote cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: +2 (from 2 votes)

    October 3rd, 2013

  11. Count Flatula

    This is staged, No self-respecting negro would get that close to any kind of snake.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: -1 (from 3 votes)

    October 3rd, 2013

  12. Joey BadaBing

    kepp the snake,
    toss the POS out on his ass

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: +1 (from 1 vote)

    October 4th, 2013

  13. 74847

    Hate crime. Big ass snake strangles a monkey.

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: -2 (from 2 votes)

    October 9th, 2013

  14. Izzi

    Fail pet owner. Way to stress out your snake so you can show off, asshole

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)

    October 15th, 2013

Reply to “Wanna Pet My Snake?”









Around the Web

Myrtle Beach Web Design by Three Ring Focus
Three Ring Blog Network