Someone tell little Eminem here that he should stop losing himself in his own ass in public.
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October 3rd, 2013
Yeah, I’m digging for a comment here, but I’m pulling out nothing but corny jokes…What a crappy attempt.
Caution; enter if you dare! lol
Keys, cell phone…aha! Here’s my wallet.
He was taking the attention away from his fat mom.
He took one look at that caution tape & said “challenge accepted”.
Slop Jar Magoo
Little Timmy is sampling the “Trouser Chili” before he delivers it to the food section.
Why am I hearing BANJO MUSIC ?!?
Of course, after digging in his worm-laden/Hepatitis-infected ass, he is going to help his obese Mom by pushing the shopping cart to their car.
And some folks wonder why I sanitize the handle of a shopping cart prior to using it. Here is exhibit A, but there are multitudes more of these filthy cretins in every store, every day.
Diggin for gold
I’d bet $50, after he did that, he rubbed his nose so he could get a wiff
Let Me Tell Yeeaah
no-p, no bime yet
yee-up, it’s still there
dam, I think it’s infected where that gerbil bit me
Wiggle in the Middle
maamaa, it still smells like that
Knew there was going to be a crack dealer somewhere today.
he knows the Doctor has told him many times to stop doing that, but he says it feels sOooo good
He’s clearly scratching his gooch vigorously.
As I’ve said before, this is exactly why I’ll gladly spend 20% more and shop at stores where seeing people with fingers up their arses isn’t a common sight.
Billy for $3.69 you can stick that Red Bull up your ass…..
But Mama I cant I already have a Monster and a 5 hour up there now. Damn!
Maybe he thought his ass was the credit card slot.
“Mama taught me well.”
From now on I shall wear rubber gloves when using a shopping cart, I don’t want somebody else’s shit on my hands.
after this scumbag picks off the Klingons he will touch stuff we will …………..
thanks shit ball
Why was he even allowed in there without a shirt?
Dotta air out thhat swamp ass, ir’s burnin’ and slippery down there. Gotta scratch those dingleberries.
and this is why I don’t mind spending a little more money in a store where you don’t see all these freaks.
Should he quit biting his nails or scratching his bum?
One good thing – it looks like they’re checking out, which means they won’t be going to the fresh produce section.
“Take your Inbreed to walmart” day
October 4th, 2013
Question of the day….. Shit or sweat?!?!?!?!?
for the record – no tan lines – does that mean he put the pants on before going to the store…
Have to agree with Reggie on this one.Sanitize the cart cause you don’t know what nasty inbred scumbag has had their hands up their ass and then grabbed the cart handle.
Like someone said why was he allowed in the store with no shirt on?
And no underwear either,looks like. The little brat needs a good hard paddling right on what she is showing off. Bet after he ate a couple meals standing he’d think twice about showing his ass in public.
I’m betting he hopes uncle Wally doesn’t sleep over again
The word “dingleberry” fits in here somewhere….oh wait….that’s probably what he pulled out of his…. EEEWWWW!
Nasty…just plain nasty!
AMERICA IS DOOMED
He pooped. Now he’s playing with it. Pretty common really. It’s so warm at first.
October 5th, 2013
Digging for gold are we?
You can be sure he didn’t wash his hands before eating something.
October 9th, 2013
Damn, he’s in wrist deep
October 24th, 2013
Note to self: wear full hazmat gear when shopping at Walmart.
November 6th, 2013