Blown Out Of Proportion



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Is that an air suit? If you’re just that big of a guy then I don’t want to be mean since you’ve clearly taken the effort to cover up and be cordial about not wearing a tube top and jorts. But that looks way to smooth not to be some sort of bubble boy parade float type of thing. My confusion scares me a little.

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  1. Canuckguy

    This is an air tight suit well sealed at the wrists, ankles and neck. He has just been farting a lot. Very dangerous around open flames however.

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    October 4th, 2013

  2. Jen

    He’s wearing a fart-protective suit that temporarily contains the fart to save others around you.

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    October 4th, 2013

  3. Karla D

    Just came from The Willy Wonka Factory to get some Gas X.

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    October 4th, 2013

  4. lv2ski

    Ok, seriously folks, after too long of looking at every picture on this FABULOUS sight; do you think any of these creatures recognize themselves? I often wonder if they do, have they decided to dress like normal people? I.E., Tax paying people with jobs, or do they sit around and gloat about it??? Mystified.

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    October 4th, 2013

  5. Reggie

    “Ok, seriously folks, after too long of looking at every picture on this FABULOUS sight…”

    LV2SKI–The correct word is, “site”, not, “sight”.

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    October 4th, 2013

  6. v54fred

    Look at the size of that head and feet. They can’t be blown up!!!

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    October 4th, 2013

  7. GRAMMAR

    why stop there REGGIE?

    “I.E., Tax paying people with jobs…”

    “e.g., Tax paying people….

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  8. Chistina

    ““Ok, seriously folks, after too long of looking at every picture on this FABULOUS sight…”

    LV2SKI–The correct word is, “site”, not, “sight”. ”

    Who cares, we get the point.

    Anyway, that picture is weird…can’t figure out what he’s wearing or why. Maybe it’s a medical thing of some sort..

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    October 4th, 2013

  9. JayDubiii

    By the size of his head he’s a big mo fo .

    Bet she never lets him on top.

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    October 4th, 2013

  10. Johnney Black

    That’s the fattest guy I ever seen, I think it’s all real because look at the size of his neck.

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    October 4th, 2013

  11. CG

    Lets hope this is a custom and not his real life outfit.

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    October 4th, 2013

  12. Barnacle Bill

    Oh, I thought that was fat assed Smurf…

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    October 4th, 2013

  13. SoRabo Hoovze

    multi person reply: people that go to walmart dressed awkwardly are doing it on purpose to get on websites like this. half the time its their friends taking the picture ;P

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    October 4th, 2013

  14. Shawn D

    I didn’t know Violet Beauregarde had a brother. Quick! Get him to the juicing room before he explodes! Damn! This always happens when we get to the blueberry pie part of the gum!

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    October 5th, 2013

  15. Picklestink

    Willy Wonka’s love child.

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    October 5th, 2013

  16. Reggie

    I just realized that this is a photo of NJ’s esteemed governor, Chris Christie, out on a shopping expedition with his wife. Doesn’t he look good now that he has slimmed down considerably?

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  17. LadyAnne

    Well, now, I don’t know. What we have here is a fabulous sight on a very good site. And the caption should read “way too smooth”, if we’re going to get picky.

    However, he does resemble a blimp. The wrists and ankles are sealed, and there aren’t the creases at the knees and buttocks you’d expect if was *really* that fat. Next question is WHY?

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  18. ABB

    Holy shit! How many acres of blue polar fleece did it take to make that? I thought I was fat but not anymore.

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    October 5th, 2013

  19. dingus jonez

    REGGIE: Thanks for making yourself look like a tool. The grammar Nazi thing is old. A long time ago old. Just stop it!!!

    Anyways, to get back to business, looks like this guy farted in his pantsuit.

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    October 5th, 2013

  20. Kev

    @ Reggie, it’s a fabulous site full of fabulous sights!

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    October 6th, 2013

  21. Planet-38

    “you’ve clearly taken the effort to cover up and be cordial about not wearing a tube top and jorts.”

    I laughed. But the best advice to the “body challenged” ever.

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    October 6th, 2013

  22. NoveltyFishHead

    He’s a fella who just wants to feel big.

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  23. Spinner

    Can anyone guess who is a millionaire in this picture??

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    October 7th, 2013

  24. NitPicker

    He’s starting Halloween early. It’s just an inflatable jumpsuit costume, with battery-powered fan to keep it inflated. Too bad he left off the color-coordinated hood, gloves, and socks; loses some of the effect. Also comes in red, black, and lime green.

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  25. s

    if he farts in that anymore he’ll be too inflated to fit down the aisles

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    October 8th, 2013

  26. d908d

    wrath of willy wonka. poor little german kid had one little taste

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    October 9th, 2013

  27. G

    Actually it looks like he is wearing a sweat suit…which helps you lose water weight or weight in general. He probably was working out or something and needed to go to wal mart really quick. So even tho it looks funny, i commend him for wanting to make a lifestyle change…Everyone else dresses like crap in walmart so why not XD

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    October 14th, 2013

  28. Shadowbane2009

    YOU SHUT THE HELL UP WONKA XD

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    October 19th, 2013

  29. Ang

    Um, before you knock him/her, you should know…they just auditioned for the bluberry Violet Beauregard in Willy Wonka.

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