What Not To Wear



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What the hell? Seriously, I haven’t the slightest idea of where to even begin with you. I’ve written down like 14 different sentences on him/her only to keep deleting them because they don’t do enough justice in letting you know how baffled I am with your entire existence. Just know you’ve left me confused. A guy that has spent the better part of 4 years staring a shit stains and parts of the body that have no business seeing the light of day in public.

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What Not To Wear, 5.1 out of 10 based on 197 ratings

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  1. Mark

    Haggy Sack.

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    October 7th, 2013

  2. Monia

    With the Dog the Bounty Hunter haircut thinking this guy does not know how to wear a shirt.

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    October 7th, 2013

  3. Emma

    It’s like a hospital gown… only more revealing. Thank you, picture taker, for NOT getting a front view.

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    October 7th, 2013

  4. Nan Sent

    Hey it’s Dog! And he’s wearing Beth’s clothes!!!

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    October 7th, 2013

  5. Andrew Doyle

    Umm that looms like one of those thunder blankets for dogs and on backwards

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    October 7th, 2013

  6. carol

    a ” onesy ” lol

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    October 7th, 2013

  7. Mac

    When did Dog Chapman get into Beth’s closet and lose his cowboy boots??? Sad day in ‘Merica

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    October 7th, 2013

  8. Rex

    Obviously, it is a mullet diaper.

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    October 7th, 2013

  9. Rex

    Could it be on backwards?

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    October 7th, 2013

  10. gina

    Okay, it’s a guy and he’s wearing some kind of reusable vacuum cleaner bag…..Hoover maybe? What do I win?!?!

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    October 7th, 2013

  11. RD

    An adult in a onesie? Seriously…?

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    October 7th, 2013

  12. Jas

    I’m pretty sure it’s not clothes. Looks like the cover for something else.

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    October 7th, 2013

  13. Jen

    New “Saggy Onesies” from Garanimals.

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    October 7th, 2013

  14. Cybr

    And it looks like there’s a load in it.

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    October 7th, 2013

  15. Macca

    Looks like he’s shoplifting a bag of potatoes hidden in the back of his…erm…whatever it is !
    or at least i hope thats a bag of potatoes and he hasn’t actually taken a crap in his gruds !

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    October 7th, 2013

  16. G Spot Finder

    WTF just WTF. Maybe he’s trolling near the Bud to capture his soul mate.
    Plus looks like he dumped a load.

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    October 7th, 2013

  17. RJ

    Looks like he took a s#!t in it

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    October 7th, 2013

  18. Krissy

    It looks like the House Elf clothes on Harry Potter! Lol

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    October 7th, 2013

  19. not a colored

    Why would you work at walmart is the real question.

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    October 7th, 2013

  20. Chelsea Evans

    It looks like a triple X wrestling singlet worn backwards.
    Now there’s a definite don’t do to the list of the morning after walk of shame outfits!

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    October 7th, 2013

  21. Bug Soup

    LOL Chelsea

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    October 7th, 2013

  22. Bug Soup

    He actually stole it off a two-ton Walcreature

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    October 7th, 2013

  23. Slop Jar Magoo

    Looks like he dropped a “Deuce”, it’s a wonder there are no stains showing.

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    October 8th, 2013

  24. Tami K

    I think it’s an XXXL pair of shorts that this person has made into a onesie.
    Stick your legs in the shorts and then your arms, and pull the waist band up around your shoulders.
    Just in case you ever go to a Walmart where they actually would refuse you service if you had no shirt.

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    October 8th, 2013

  25. Barry

    mullet diaper!!! Best answer.

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    October 8th, 2013

  26. Pilot

    Fartka

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    October 8th, 2013

  27. NitPicker

    I’ll go for the wrestling singlet suggestion. One stretched out of shape by a walrus. But why in Walmart? Looks to me as if the phantom photoshopper has struck again – the one who puts the almost-nekkid guys in the checkout line, with no one staring. (Though he has to get someone to pose for those bizarre images.)

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    October 8th, 2013

  28. phnguyk

    Why is it so dark?

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    October 8th, 2013

  29. nano

    Curt Hennig didn’t really die; he just stopped taking ‘roids and shrank.

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    October 9th, 2013

  30. LadyAnne

    Oversomes, instead of overalls?

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    October 10th, 2013

  31. GnolK

    It looks like he/she didn’t want to get our of their sex swing before going shopping!

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    October 11th, 2013

  32. Rodriquez Antonio

    The onesie, the hair, the socks and it looks like he/she could be wearing a diaper! You better Werk!!!! lol

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    October 12th, 2013

  33. Lurtle

    The socks pull it all together.

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    October 17th, 2013

  34. Stephanie

    This guy comes in where I work too!!! OMG, I know someone on people of walmart. I can scratch it off my bucket list, now. I wish I could say this was out of the ordinary for him but I am 100% able to recognize him without even seeing his face if that says anything about his style. He has come in here in this exact outfit, according to my coworkers. One of us got caught trying to take his picture lol

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    October 22nd, 2013

  35. Jerry

    But for $18.28 it will look better !

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    October 23rd, 2013

  36. Superlionessa

    Looks like a onesie for a fat chair…

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    October 27th, 2013

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