That’s odd, my ship just sank and I’m afraid it will never rise up to set sail ever again. Thanks a lot there S.S. Ho-bag.
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Just put a flag over her face and hit it for ol’ glory. She is not all that bad compared to some of the POWs.
October 9th, 2013
Lake of the Ozarks sailor
This is what it would look like if Pop-Eye became a transvestite…….
Holy moley, if she sneezes it’s gonna be nipples all over the place!
She’s not too far from a nip slip
Is it just me or does she look like a poor mans Khloe Kardashian.
Hate to say it, but I’d tag her once or twice. I’m gessing she’ll get at least 10 more up votes.
“I Cover The Waterfront”
Anita O’Day and Billie Holladay did it better
The outfit is really cute but it would look a lot better if she was wearing some sort of strapless bra so it wouldn’t look so lopsided.
She could sail with Watertender anytime!
Oh… I haven’t been at sea for THAT long!! I might need a couple more years and a whole lot of alcohol. A LOT!!
this one comes equipped with her own floatation devices!
AMERICA IS DOOMED
Actually, as ho-bag as she appears, her body isn’t terrible. “CLOSING_TIME” and most guys would dive in, scuba suit required…
Looks like a nip-slip is in the making.
That ship has sailed…
Rode hard and put away wet.
wow, the Doctors today, even men can have great tits
I wouldn’t do that if I was, anyone
Seriously, fat chicks should be forbidden from trying to look hot. They’re nasty and disgusting. Either harvest her for her blubber, thereby saving a few whales, or put a moomoo on her… Dang.
Seriously, fat chicks should be forbidden from trying to look hot. They are nasty and disgusting. Either harvest her for her blubber (saving a few whales in the process) or put a moomoo on her. Dang.
So much for “Any port in a storm”.
As much as I agree that this isn’t appropriate for public wear….it’s exactly what you see at most adult costume parties.
On the other hand, I would be a very happy person if I came home from work and someone like her was waiting for me dressed like this.
Sh-t I’ll chase her around the deck a few times, let me know when it’s my turn.
October 10th, 2013
Khloe Kardashian has let herself go.
cum sail away, cum sail away, cum sail away with me.
She;s not that bad, nice legs.
Avast!! Thar be a sea cow off the starboard bow!!!
Ready the harpoon!
I’d sink ‘er with my pink torpedo, to borrow a line from Spinal Tap. Compared to most of the feminine flotsam pictured on the WalMart waters, she’s not so scurvy –
Ugh…I’ would bet there is a frontbutt waiting to attack under there.
It is really sad that she has no friends.
What’s wrong with her face? Looks like a dude in drag to me, with the fattest neck.
I cant believe some guys on here actually would have sex with that. Talk about sub par standards.
Honey, you may have looked real cute 40 years and 40 pounds ago.
October 11th, 2013
Hell yes, I’d hit her, repeatedly. She’s a lot better than the average on PoW. Wouldn’t even need a six-pack or dim lights either.
I’m sure she’s seen her share of sea men in her time
She wishes she was Khloe Kardashian.
Would do it bare back in a second. She looks like I would need intravenous penicillin afterward and that the way I like it uh-huh uh-huh
WTF? How does she manage to have thin arms and legs while having a fat body and head? Maybe she is proof that Olive Oyl ended up with Bluto after all.
I am sure she has plenty of experience with seamen.
Is that the big Kardashian?
October 14th, 2013
As a pirate, all I have to say to her is “Prepare to be boarded!” I’d be all over it!
There are some seriously desperate men out there. Her tits are floppy, and she has a belly bigger than her hips, and skinny, shapeless legs. Not to mention that her face reflects seriously hard living. Chubby is one thing, but a woman should have some shape to her.
What fairly sails to mind is “Permission to come aboard?”
October 16th, 2013
Rosie O’Donnell’s lost some weight!
October 21st, 2013
In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the navy, in the navy
They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit !
October 23rd, 2013
She looks familiar…Seriously…anyone got her name?
October 29th, 2013
A few drinks and I’d wanna go sailing. Nice body!!
October 31st, 2013
Someone’s GOT TO find this person’s name!!!! I think I know this WalCreature!!!!
November 12th, 2013
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