Wipe Me Down



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Yeah, so this happened. In real life.

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  1. DTM

    The store manager takes great pride in his piss-sit -in that he with buttmost professionalism

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    October 15th, 2013

  2. kevin

    GOOD GOD!!! WTF. NO WONDER THIS CONTRY IS GOING TO SHIT. NO PUN INTENDED. YOU CAN’T BLAME THIS ONE ON OBAMA

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    October 15th, 2013

  3. PaulC

    This picture just wrapped up someone’s doctoral thesis.

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    October 15th, 2013

  4. Ian K

    Nooooooo…please tell me that this photo is a setup……

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    October 15th, 2013

  5. Cybr

    For once, even I’m speechless.

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    October 15th, 2013

  6. ms codpiece

    OMG….this DB needs to be arrested….that is like biochemical warefare…WMD even…not to mention how gross this is!

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    October 15th, 2013

  7. Watertender

    I usually wear black shoes but if I saw this display of manners one would have a brown toe. I would kick the impending turd clear up into the asshole’s throat so he would have to redigest it…

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    October 15th, 2013

  8. Jen

    The next time you see a turd on the floor in Wal-mart, it wasn’t from a service dog….

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    October 15th, 2013

  9. jag

    Poor thing…. He has no ass. lol
    That’s just gross!!!

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    October 15th, 2013

  10. Andy

    Wow, just……….wow

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    October 15th, 2013

  11. Canuckguy

    Wait wait, what is going on here? Lord god!!
    Somebody taking a piss? No evidence of a dump.
    Gotta be mentally ill.

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    October 15th, 2013

  12. Shawn D

    Run him out to the garden department and hose him off with a nozzle.

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    October 15th, 2013

  13. CG

    Uh oh! Someone didn’t make it to the bathroom in time. Pop, squat, and let go!

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    October 15th, 2013

  14. pct2k

    A perfect summation of the people WhoreMart markets to…

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    October 15th, 2013

  15. falconv6

    PULLL-ease….tell me he is NOT doing what I think he’s doing.

    Wal-Mart is in such a sad state of affairs for allowing this, as well as so many undressed people in it’s store. Good God what is this country coming to, where we laugh and…allow this behavior.

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    October 15th, 2013

  16. Picklestink

    Why is anyone surprised? It’s a WAL-MART, not a place where reputable humans visit. At WAL-MART we call this “Tuesday.”

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    October 15th, 2013

  17. Tabitha

    I’m trying to figure out the scenario but my brain is spitting out error messages.

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    October 15th, 2013

  18. Edge

    This is what happens when you close down most of the mental hospitals and turn the people out to fend for themselves.

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    October 15th, 2013

  19. Lorelei

    Why is their ass so square?

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    October 15th, 2013

  20. definitively a set up

    This guy is holding a FULL roll of toilet paper so it’s captured in the photo.

    It would be hilarious if the “pooper” and picture taker stayed around long enough to get in trouble after the photo shoot.

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    October 16th, 2013

  21. Caitlin

    If you’re gonna shit yourself use the garbage can. If you’re just being an asshole, thinking this is funny, go fuck yourself.

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    October 16th, 2013

  22. exlax

    if you work here you are required to take random pi$$ tests

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    October 16th, 2013

  23. exlax

    door greeter vs. bathroom= first check out lane that has hand towels

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    October 16th, 2013

  24. exlax

    when you need to go just hide behind what you think is a port-a-john’s mart

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    October 16th, 2013

  25. exlax

    I always wondered who and how the keep the floors so slick and shiny

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    October 16th, 2013

  26. exlax

    now that a store squatter that lives in the store

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    October 16th, 2013

  27. egads

    If this isn’t a set up, where’s the shit that he shit? Oh wait, maybe he sharted. Every comment above me took the words outta my mouth.

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    October 16th, 2013

  28. admiralbrown

    Aren’t there public rest rooms in WalMart? Or were the rest rooms so dirty that this person felt it was better to be out in the open while attending to personal hygiene.

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    October 16th, 2013

  29. Megan

    This is an automatic inductee into the PoW Hall of Fame. I am undone.

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    October 16th, 2013

  30. Masterbaiter

    I’m guessing he has at best a third grade education. No job. Came to walmart with his EBT card to buy food to trade for dope.

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    October 16th, 2013

  31. Joey BadaBing

    Going to walmart
    ALWAYS makes me shit my pants ! :-)

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    October 16th, 2013

  32. Messican

    I don’t see no Wangle Dangle, so could it be a woman?

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    October 16th, 2013

  33. NitPicker

    Looks like a combo of posed and photoshop. The bottom of the shirt & butt seem to be edited in – notice that the shirt changes from patterned to plain white.

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    October 16th, 2013

  34. Jen

    The bathrooms were full.

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    October 16th, 2013

  35. JAYDUB1922

    My first comment is WTF,My second comment is why does everybody say he, this could be a she, or am I missing some equipment hanging down.

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    October 17th, 2013

  36. JackMaster

    Why sit on a bowl and browse through a catalog when you can just shit right in the middle of the store.

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    October 17th, 2013

  37. Heh

    Ugliest ass ever.

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    October 17th, 2013

  38. nano

    This is staged, or else the person’s head wouldn’t be pixellated out.

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    October 18th, 2013

  39. XD

    Why bother censoring this guy’s face? It’s not like he has any shame, why should POWM?

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    October 20th, 2013

  40. Jerry

    These Unisex public toilets have gone too far !

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    October 23rd, 2013

  41. bucket list

    Laughed really hard at this photo. As doing a dump in aisle six at Walmart is definitely on my bucket list.

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    October 25th, 2013

  42. Knight Shield

    Tried coming up with a comment. Couldn’t.

    1 Q:

    - Was that spot sanitized?

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    October 31st, 2013

  43. DumbASS

    IF IT WASN’T FOR OBAMA, THIS SHIT WOULDN’T BE IN OUR COUNTRY TO BEGIN WITH.

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    November 29th, 2013

  44. Sara

    i can’t believe that no one else has noticed: look carefully. the crack does not extend high enough, the shape of the “bare ass” is not natural, the darker color around his left knee is not shoved down shorts but an item in front of him. he’s wearing shorts that match his skin tone. a light brown or deep khaki. he’s merely bent down to get a paper towel for some reason.

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    November 30th, 2013

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