Yeah, so this happened. In real life.
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The store manager takes great pride in his piss-sit -in that he with buttmost professionalism
October 15th, 2013
GOOD GOD!!! WTF. NO WONDER THIS CONTRY IS GOING TO SHIT. NO PUN INTENDED. YOU CAN’T BLAME THIS ONE ON OBAMA
This picture just wrapped up someone’s doctoral thesis.
Nooooooo…please tell me that this photo is a setup……
For once, even I’m speechless.
OMG….this DB needs to be arrested….that is like biochemical warefare…WMD even…not to mention how gross this is!
I usually wear black shoes but if I saw this display of manners one would have a brown toe. I would kick the impending turd clear up into the asshole’s throat so he would have to redigest it…
The next time you see a turd on the floor in Wal-mart, it wasn’t from a service dog….
Poor thing…. He has no ass. lol
That’s just gross!!!
Wait wait, what is going on here? Lord god!!
Somebody taking a piss? No evidence of a dump.
Gotta be mentally ill.
Run him out to the garden department and hose him off with a nozzle.
Uh oh! Someone didn’t make it to the bathroom in time. Pop, squat, and let go!
A perfect summation of the people WhoreMart markets to…
PULLL-ease….tell me he is NOT doing what I think he’s doing.
Wal-Mart is in such a sad state of affairs for allowing this, as well as so many undressed people in it’s store. Good God what is this country coming to, where we laugh and…allow this behavior.
Why is anyone surprised? It’s a WAL-MART, not a place where reputable humans visit. At WAL-MART we call this “Tuesday.”
I’m trying to figure out the scenario but my brain is spitting out error messages.
This is what happens when you close down most of the mental hospitals and turn the people out to fend for themselves.
Why is their ass so square?
definitively a set up
This guy is holding a FULL roll of toilet paper so it’s captured in the photo.
It would be hilarious if the “pooper” and picture taker stayed around long enough to get in trouble after the photo shoot.
October 16th, 2013
If you’re gonna shit yourself use the garbage can. If you’re just being an asshole, thinking this is funny, go fuck yourself.
if you work here you are required to take random pi$$ tests
door greeter vs. bathroom= first check out lane that has hand towels
when you need to go just hide behind what you think is a port-a-john’s mart
I always wondered who and how the keep the floors so slick and shiny
now that a store squatter that lives in the store
If this isn’t a set up, where’s the shit that he shit? Oh wait, maybe he sharted. Every comment above me took the words outta my mouth.
Aren’t there public rest rooms in WalMart? Or were the rest rooms so dirty that this person felt it was better to be out in the open while attending to personal hygiene.
This is an automatic inductee into the PoW Hall of Fame. I am undone.
I’m guessing he has at best a third grade education. No job. Came to walmart with his EBT card to buy food to trade for dope.
Going to walmart
ALWAYS makes me shit my pants !
I don’t see no Wangle Dangle, so could it be a woman?
Looks like a combo of posed and photoshop. The bottom of the shirt & butt seem to be edited in – notice that the shirt changes from patterned to plain white.
The bathrooms were full.
My first comment is WTF,My second comment is why does everybody say he, this could be a she, or am I missing some equipment hanging down.
October 17th, 2013
Why sit on a bowl and browse through a catalog when you can just shit right in the middle of the store.
Ugliest ass ever.
This is staged, or else the person’s head wouldn’t be pixellated out.
October 18th, 2013
Why bother censoring this guy’s face? It’s not like he has any shame, why should POWM?
October 20th, 2013
These Unisex public toilets have gone too far !
October 23rd, 2013
Laughed really hard at this photo. As doing a dump in aisle six at Walmart is definitely on my bucket list.
October 25th, 2013
Tried coming up with a comment. Couldn’t.
- Was that spot sanitized?
October 31st, 2013
IF IT WASN’T FOR OBAMA, THIS SHIT WOULDN’T BE IN OUR COUNTRY TO BEGIN WITH.
November 29th, 2013
i can’t believe that no one else has noticed: look carefully. the crack does not extend high enough, the shape of the “bare ass” is not natural, the darker color around his left knee is not shoved down shorts but an item in front of him. he’s wearing shorts that match his skin tone. a light brown or deep khaki. he’s merely bent down to get a paper towel for some reason.
November 30th, 2013