Accidents happen. What better way to show that than by rolling around in public like they didn’t?!?!
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walmart makes everyone shit their pants
with the low low prices !
October 16th, 2013
troof be told
I still dont understand A.) how people poop their pants and B.) how they reach the point where they so poop their pants and care so little for themselves that they cruise around in it.
WHY are there so many adults having accidents in public places suddenly?
George P Burdell
You could just drop your drawers and wipe your ass in the middle of the store like that last guy.
Amazing how a nasty stain on their clothes… may mentally scar me for life !
OK, this can happen to anybody. Anybody who this has not happened to is going to be unpleasantly surprised one day.
BUT (or BUTT in this case)
normal reaction of most people would be.
1. asses damage
2. Leave shopping cart with collected items right where they are.
3. control exposure of incriminating evidence by walking in a manner
to minimize offending backside.
4. Pass through men’s or woman’s section whichever is applicable and grab
package of underwear and pants.
5. Proceed to men’s or ladies room clean and change. Bag old soiled clothes. Take tags off new clothes and save them.
5a In case of possession of no money or credit card proceed quietly out of store using the side door or tire/garage/outdoor department if store has one.
6. proceed to checkout and pay for new clothes.
7. leave in humiliation and disgrace!
Hey you two, you can find Depends on aisle 2. Judging from some stories on this site about Walmart bathrooms, I don’t blame them,
I don’t care how much you need those new wiper blades, go home and change first! The lady on the right gets a pass since she’s at the pharmacy. Hopefully, she isn’t getting diuretics filled.
Would someone PLEASE explain to me how you can fart and not know that you’ve sharted in your pants?????? Don’t you feel it come out? Come on!!!!!!!!
Further proof the ‘end times’ are upon us.
For God’s sake you are in Walmart, go buy some new pants and put them on . That is just plain nasty.
“We’ve got a Charmin emergency!”
Maybe it’s some of these new meds….makes you shit your brains out so you don’t know you poopoo’d……..?
October 17th, 2013
Unreal how lazy people are these days.
Oops they sharted on themselves.
I don’t get it?? How do you poop your pants and then just keep walking around like it didn’t happen…and in public!? Unless you are paralyzed from the waist down, there is no excuse for this!
October 18th, 2013
AMERICA IS DOOMED
Seriously, too much McDonald’s food makes your mudflap go all wonky.
In Walmart we call a customer accident a code white. When this happens it’s called a code brown.
October 19th, 2013
Wow, talk about not giving a shit!
October 27th, 2013