Not really what I was expecting when they asked me if I wanted to “hang out” with them at Walmart, but okay.
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Oh. Wow. Now there’s some inspiration to start that new diet!
October 17th, 2013
The end times are upon us – I hope!
Don’t these folks feel a BREEZE, or something?
I mean, it’s one thing, to glance down and notice that one of the buttons on your shirt has come open, but, SHEESH!
I couldn’t imagine the damage “Large Marge” could inflict on her food handler if he let her run too low. At least it looks like she’s sporting an A&W beverage…. Heaven help us all if that McDonald’s bag is empty.
hahaha holy shit…
Re: Woman on Left: The reason why muumuus were invented.
Re: Man on Right: The reason why overalls were invented.
Invest in some Spanx.
Oh, dear. Looks like her stomach isn’t the only thing that could use some support…
Ok, tell me again, how did America become the greatest nation on earth?
And this is why America is sinking under it’s own weight.
The gal on the left must have an IQ equal to a tomato to go outside dressed like that.
If you can’t control your weight or eating habits COVER IT UP!
Ok, if she has no self respect, I still can’t understand why a man would not be
totally embarrassed to be seen with a woman in public in that state of undress with the weight that she is carrying. I understand when a man loves his woman that he may not care how big she gets, but come on, encourage her to dress appropriately.
That disgusting pig on the left is just one or two more piazzas away from having a heart attack. Just who has to pay her bills the rest of her wretched life?
The Tim Horton’s Cup and Ontario (Canada) License plate determined that “Oklahoma” was a lie.
October 18th, 2013
WOMAN ON THE LEFT HOLDING A&W DRINK: Remember, kids, root BEER builds better bodies..
I’m easily impressed by FUPAs. And what a fine pair of FUPAs we have here.
There is nothing bad about a well endowed reasonably fit woman in a short shirt, this womanis none of that. Although looks like she could nurse an entire day care nursery.
He just does not get what suspenders are for, or maybe the suspenders are already strained to the breaking point.
Hanging out Walmart style.
She’s just one Big Mac away from using one of those electric wheel chairs.
I think they are game pieces….. You lift the flap, scratch under it, sniff your fingers….. Then PUKE!!!! I bet there is a fine vintage of cheese growing under those FUPA DUPAS!!
Okay now, I just worked with a young woman I like a lot and I’ve known for several years who is just a little smaller than the woman on the left. But my
friend is pretty, wears a nice hair style for her face, and she has a clear, ivory complexion.
It’s why she’s in the movies and tv a lot.
She’s a big girl, she knows it and she’s confident about it.
And she dresses with the self respect that shows it. She wears appropriate dresses and casual clothes and in a way, you really don’t notice her size, you notice she looks good.
So it ain’t the size that matters. I know too many self respecting big folks and I know better.
It’s what sets the folks with class apart from the folks ain’t got no class.
And no home training either.
October 19th, 2013
HMMM, Bottom biscuits and sweater puppets, it’s fun AND nutritious!!
October 20th, 2013
Omg she just gave Canada a bad rep. That’s a timmies drink. LOL.
October 27th, 2013
BROKETAXPAYER, or from having one waiting at her car for her, you know that’s what she’s walking towards.
November 1st, 2013