The Bearded Clams



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Real men have beards. Assholes trying to be real men have weirdly stenciled stuff shaved into their beards.

Illinois

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The Bearded Clams, 4.5 out of 10 based on 112 ratings

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  1. Jen

    Random beard hair loss – it’s affects thousands of Wal-mart shoppers every year.

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    October 18th, 2013

  2. AMERICA IS DOOMED

    In a free America, you can shave, grow hair, add ink, whatever you like. It’s this modern mindset of “HEY, LOOK AT ME, WOW, I am SOOOOO UNIQUE!”

    Pathetically, they are just one or two genes shy of being full fledged mutants.

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    October 18th, 2013

  3. Northerngirl

    Unlike a tattoo, at least you can shave it off after you’ve decided you no longer want to look like an escaped mental patient.

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    October 18th, 2013

  4. Megan

    Guy on the right looks like Wes Bently’s character in The Hunger Games.

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    October 18th, 2013

  5. Megan

    I mean left :(

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    October 18th, 2013

  6. Picklestink

    The one on the right made a child. Great! Another knuckledragger I’ll have to contend with while trying to live a decent life. Probably a future stripper with a meth habit. Thanks father tool!

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    October 18th, 2013

  7. Leroy

    Never pass out in the barbershop… & of course he’s wearing crossfit attire: the Dbags new Affliction.

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    October 19th, 2013

  8. mike reiley

    I think a mouthful of cock causes that ailment

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    October 21st, 2013

  9. paul

    ..and every doucher from illinois trying to be cooler than the rest of the nation..

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    October 24th, 2013

  10. Melly

    I like the guy’s beard on the left; my friend likes them both.
    I don’t get the hate on this one.
    It looks good, and I think he pulled it off well.

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    February 1st, 2014

  11. Leila

    I think guys that are brave enough to have their own style are great, and these both look good!

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    February 1st, 2014

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