Real men have beards. Assholes trying to be real men have weirdly stenciled stuff shaved into their beards.
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Random beard hair loss – it’s affects thousands of Wal-mart shoppers every year.
October 18th, 2013
AMERICA IS DOOMED
In a free America, you can shave, grow hair, add ink, whatever you like. It’s this modern mindset of “HEY, LOOK AT ME, WOW, I am SOOOOO UNIQUE!”
Pathetically, they are just one or two genes shy of being full fledged mutants.
Unlike a tattoo, at least you can shave it off after you’ve decided you no longer want to look like an escaped mental patient.
Guy on the right looks like Wes Bently’s character in The Hunger Games.
I mean left
The one on the right made a child. Great! Another knuckledragger I’ll have to contend with while trying to live a decent life. Probably a future stripper with a meth habit. Thanks father tool!
Never pass out in the barbershop… & of course he’s wearing crossfit attire: the Dbags new Affliction.
October 19th, 2013
I think a mouthful of cock causes that ailment
October 21st, 2013
..and every doucher from illinois trying to be cooler than the rest of the nation..
October 24th, 2013