Ummmm more like the entire apple orchard bottoms.
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just a couple of fat hogs
October 22nd, 2013
as a fellow amply endowed heinie gal let me just say that NO WOMAN over a size 10 or age 25 should wear ANYTHING written accross their bottoms! you are not 5 years old and frankly false advertising is just wrong…Apple Bottom my ass…..more like watermelon bottom….and being desperate for a booty call should not be for just anyone to know….come on ladies…keep in classy in the chassie!
MMM sooo many sweet rolls youd think they were standing in the bakery dept !
The one on the left “Booty Call :9-1-1 Stand 100 ft back its gonna explode!
The one on the righ:
A Pillsbury Princess that kneads some help & looks like her dough has fully risen and is well on its way out of the pan
I would call the one on the left..just sayin
Apple Bottoms?? Looks like the whole dang bushel to me!!!
What goes well with apple bottom?
G Spot Finder
Booty Call-hopefully the lines been disconnected!!
Apple Bottoms- I don’t think this is what Johnny Appleseed had in mind.
I just love the arms on the chick on the right.
How does one manage to develop so much flab on one’s upper arms that they take on the proportions of a large ham? More than likely, it is from never lifting anything heavier than a large order of fries.
Apple bottoms? Is she wearing iPants?
Apple bottoms? Looks more like the whole apple orchard to me. I need some apple cider after seein’ this.
Re: The one on the right:
Three months and 50 lb later she will have such big back boobs, we are going to wonder if her head’s on backwards. She already has developed cleavage.
October 23rd, 2013
If you need to spell out the fact you have apple bottoms, ya didn’t have apple bottoms to begin with.
Might need to rename those jeans “Watermelon Bottoms.”
Interesting how the one on the right, the cutout on her shirt makes her back boobs look like a giant ass crack.
Once again, POW fails to segregate “fat” from “poorly dressed.”
I’m shocked. The one on the right is in vegetable territory.
cut these girls some slack! sure they are both walkin large but all their bits an pieces is at least covered up! no jumbo bottom biscuits, no giant fupa fallin out the botton, no oversized melons dragging out the front, no super-sized whale tails AND the print on their acres of a*s is only on their pants and NOT tattooed for permanent posterity on an ever expanding background of flesh. Compared to many who end up on here they are sharp-dressed!
If she calls the bottom APPLEs. What does she call the top crack.
October 24th, 2013
Left: That should be on the Do Not Call registry.
Right: It’s supoosed to be “bottom”, but then again she has enough for 2. And, at least she didn’t use an apostrophe.
The only apple that reminds of is an eMac.
October 25th, 2013
Just gross and nasty.
When you see this shit, don’t only wonder who the hell would buy that if they dont have the bod for it, BUT WHO IN THE RIGHT MIND WOULD MAKE SOMETHING LIKE THIS FOR FAT PEOPLE. CUTE CLOTHES SHOULD NOT GO PAST MEDIUM SIZE. No im not anti-fatting people but I am saying fat people should NOT wear:
skirts shorter than your knees
dresses shorter than your knees
OR ANYTHING THAT JUST DOES NOT BELONG ON A FAT WOMAN.
November 1st, 2013